Spine-Tingling 74+ Scary Knock-Knock Jokes – Halloween Fun

Introduction

Halloween is just around the corner, and what better way to set the mood than with some spine-tingling, scary knock-knock jokes? Whether you’re hosting a Halloween party or just looking to add a touch of eerie fun to your day, these jokes are perfect for the occasion. 

From ghosts and witches to vampires and zombies, we’ve got a collection of jokes that will send shivers down your spine and make you chuckle at the same time. So, brace yourself for a night of ghoulish giggles and read on!

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Scary Chuckles

1. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry; it’s just a joke!
2. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ivan. Ivan who? Ivan to suck your blood!
3. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Frankenstein. Frankenstein who? Frankenstein your door, it was wide open!
4. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Werewolf. Werewolf who? Werewolf you least expect it!
5. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dracula. Dracula who? Dracula lot of creepy crawlers around here!
6. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Witch. Witch who? Witch one of you will give me some candy?
7. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ghost. Ghost who? Ghostbusters!
8. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mummy. Mummy who? Mummy says you better give me some treats!
9. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Zombie. Zombie who? Zombie glad it’s Halloween!
10. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Skeleton. Skeleton who? Skeleton key won’t unlock this spooky mystery!
11. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Vampire. Vampire who? Vampire hunter, beware!
12. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ghoul. Ghoul who? Ghoul night, sleep tight!
13. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Phantom. Phantom who? Phantom-tastic Halloween!
14. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Specter. Specter who? Specter-cular scares in store for you!
15. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boogieman. Boogieman who? Boogieman’s watching you!
16. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Poltergeist. Poltergeist who? Poltergeist hide and seek!
17. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Jack-o’-lantern. Jack-o’-lantern who? Jack-o’-lantern door, and I’ll show you!
18. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Black cat. Black cat who? Black cat crossed your path, watch out!
19. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Casket. Casket who? Casket you can’t escape the chills tonight!
20. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Zombie. Zombie who? Zombie excited for Halloween!
21. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Slime. Slime who? Slime to get spooky!
22. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Skeleton. Skeleton who? Skeleton key to your nightmares!
23. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Witch. Witch who? Witch-ing you a hauntingly good time!
24. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mummy. Mummy who? Mummy told me to have a scary night!
25. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ghost. Ghost who? Ghosts are real…ly funny!
26. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Vampire. Vampire who? Vampire’s bite hurts, but this joke won’t!

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Scary Puns

27. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Demon. Demon who? Demon-strate your best scare!
28. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Troll. Troll who? Troll-a-lalala!
29. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Headless. Headless who? Headless horseman is riding your way!
30. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gargoyle. Gargoyle who? Gargoyle-ious Halloween!
31. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t worry; it’s just me, the friendly ghost!
32. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Jason. Jason who? Jason you better let me in!
33. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cauldron. Cauldron who? Cauldron you believe it’s Halloween?
34. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Goblin. Goblin who? Goblin up the candy!
35. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banshee. Banshee who? Banshee-y to meet you!
36. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tarantula. Tarantula who? Tarantula-fying tales await!
37. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cryptkeeper. Cryptkeeper who? Cryptkeeper secrets this Halloween!
38. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Phantom. Phantom who? Phantom-emonial Halloween fun!
39. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Specter. Specter who? Specter-acularly spooky night!
40. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Scarecrow. Scarecrow who? Scarecrow-d of the dark!
41. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are, scaring me like that?
42. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tombstone. Tombstone who? Tombstone-cold night outside!
43. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Zombie. Zombie who? Zombie-rrific Halloween to you!
44. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Slime. Slime who? Slime to get your freak on!
45. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gremlin. Gremlin who? Gremlin a little scared here!
46. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Skull. Skull who? Skull-mania is in the air!
47. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Devil. Devil who? Devil or angel, it’s Halloween!
48. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leprechaun. Leprechaun who? Leprechaun your doorstep!
49. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Revenant. Revenant who? Revenant-ly awaiting your screams!
50. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Jekyll. Jekyll who? Jekyll and Hyde say, “Trick or treat!”
51. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ouija. Ouija who? Ouija board says, “You’re in for a fright!”
52. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Poltergeist. Poltergeist who? Poltergeist under the bed!

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Scary Jokes Galore

53. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Warlock. Warlock who? Warlock-ward to a spooky night!
54. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wraith. Wraith who? Wraith for the fun to begin!
55. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Specter. Specter who? Specter-ting some treats!
56. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Omen. Omen who? Omen-ous Halloween, my friend!
57. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Broomstick. Broomstick who? Broomstick-or-treat!
58. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tarantula. Tarantula who? Tarantula me your scariest story!
59. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wicked. Wicked who? Wicked-ly awesome Halloween!
60. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Demon. Demon who? Demon-strate your Halloween spirit!
61. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Skeleton. Skeleton who? Skeleton crew is ready to party!
62. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Witch. Witch who? Witch-ing you a spook-tacular night!
63. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Monster. Monster who? Monster under your bed!
64. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Scarecrow. Scarecrow who? Scarecrow is on duty tonight!
65. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ghost. Ghost who? Ghostly greetings to you!
66. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mummy. Mummy who? Mummy says, “Trick or treat!”
67. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Zombie. Zombie who? Zombie ready for some candy!
68. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dracula. Dracula who? Dracula-y the best holiday!
69. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Werewolf. Werewolf who? Werewolf your nightmares come true!
70. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Vampire. Vampire who? Vampire-nt to suck your blood!
71. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ghost. Ghost who? Ghostly activities are afoot!
72. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banshee. Banshee who? Banshee best Halloween ever!
73. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Phantom. Phantom who? Phantom-tastic costumes tonight!
74. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Specter. Specter who? Specter-acularly eerie night!
75. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Grim Reaper. Grim Reaper who? Grim Reaper you a chilling tale!
76. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cauldron. Cauldron who? Cauldron of frights and delights!
77. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gargoyle. Gargoyle who? Gargoyle-ious costumes, right?
78. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boogieman. Boogieman who? Boogieman’s here to dance the night away!

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Conclusion

We hope these scary knock-knock jokes have added some ghoulishly good humor to your Halloween celebrations. Laughter is the best way to chase away the spooky shadows, and these jokes are designed to do just that. 

Share them with friends, family, and fellow Halloween enthusiasts to spread the eerie joy. From all of us here, have a fang-tastic and ghostly Halloween night!

FAQs

Are these jokes suitable for kids?

While some of these jokes are meant to be funny and not genuinely scary, it’s always a good idea to consider your audience. Some children might find certain jokes a little too spooky, so use your discretion.

Can I use these jokes for a Halloween party?

Absolutely! These jokes are perfect for adding a touch of humor and spookiness to your Halloween gatherings. They can be a fun addition to your party activities or decorations.