73+ Knock Knock Valentine Jokes: Heartwarming Humor

Introduction

Valentine’s Day is all about love, laughter, and cherishing those special moments with your significant other. What better way to celebrate this heartfelt occasion than with a touch of humor? Knock-knock jokes are a classic form of light-hearted entertainment, and when they’re infused with a dash of Valentine‘s Day charm, they become even more endearing. 

So, whether you want to make your partner smile or share a laugh with friends, our collection of 73+ knock-knock Valentine jokes is sure to warm hearts and tickle funny bones.

Read more: Knock Knock Dinosaur Jokes

Sweet Valentine Jokes

1. Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you, and I miss you so much on Valentine’s Day!
2. Knock knock. Who’s there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you know how much I love you?
3. Knock knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce be each other’s Valentine!
4. Knock knock. Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the peephole and find out!
5. Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you forever and always, Valentine!
6. Knock knock. Who’s there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like to be my Valentine?
7. Knock knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for Valentine’s Day!
8. Knock knock. Who’s there? Kent. Kent who? Kent you be my Valentine?
9. Knock knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the love I have for you into this Valentine’s card!
10. Knock knock. Who’s there? Iguana. Iguana who? Iguana hold your hand this Valentine’s Day.
11. Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and I’m so grateful you’re my Valentine!
12. Knock knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin case you didn’t know, you’re my Valentine!
13. Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? Tank you for being my Valentine!
14. Knock knock. Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke at the stars tonight, because that’s how much I love you!
15. Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you more than words can say, Valentine!
16. Knock knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and be my Valentine!
17. Knock knock. Who’s there? Icy. Icy who? Icy you looking fabulous, my Valentine!
18. Knock knock. Who’s there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you know how much I care?
19. Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you to the moon and back, Valentine!
20. Knock knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for a hug from your Valentine!
21. Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you to pieces, Valentine!
22. Knock knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and be my Valentine!
23. Knock knock. Who’s there? Candy. Candy who? Candy you be my Valentine, sweetheart?
24. Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and only you, Valentine!
25. Knock knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time to be my Valentine!

Read more: Teacher Knock Knock Jokes

Knock-Knock Giggles for Valentine’s

26. Knock knock. Who’s there? Iguana. Iguana who? Iguana be with you on Valentine’s Day!
27. Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you, and that’s no joke!
28. Knock knock. Who’s there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like to be my Valentine?
29. Knock knock. Who’s there? Kent. Kent who? Kent you be my forever Valentine?
30. Knock knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the sweetest Valentine’s kisses for you!
31. Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you more with each passing day, Valentine!
32. Knock knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin case you forgot, I love you!
33. Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? Tank you for being my Valentine, my love!
34. Knock knock. Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke into my eyes and see how much I adore you!
35. Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you more than a heart can hold, Valentine!
36. Knock knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and be mine on Valentine’s Day!
37. Knock knock. Who’s there? Icy. Icy who? Icy you’re the one for me, Valentine!
38. Knock knock. Who’s there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you know how much I cherish you?
39. Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you, my one and only Valentine!
40. Knock knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin case you didn’t realize, you have my heart!
41. Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? Tank you for filling my life with love, Valentine!
42. Knock knock. Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke at you, the love of my life!
43. Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you with all my heart, Valentine!
44. Knock knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and say yes to being my Valentine!
45. Knock knock. Who’s there? Icy. Icy who? Icy you as the one who makes my heart race!
46. Knock knock. Who’s there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you know you’re my true love?
47. Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you dearly, my sweet Valentine!
48. Knock knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin case you weren’t sure, I adore you!
49. Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? Tank you for being my Valentine, my dear!
50. Knock knock. Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke at the smile you put on my face!

Read more: Winter Knock Knock Jokes

Love-filled Valentine Laughs

51. Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you, and that’s no lie, Valentine!
52. Knock knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and be my Valentine, my love!
53. Knock knock. Who’s there? Icy. Icy who? Icy you’re the one who stole my heart!
54. Knock knock. Who’s there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you know you’re my everything?
55. Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you, and I’ll shout it from the rooftops!
56. Knock knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin case you didn’t know, you’re my heart’s desire!
57. Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? Tank you for being the best Valentine ever!
58. Knock knock. Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke into my eyes and see how much I care!
59. Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you more than words can express, Valentine!
60. Knock knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and be my Valentine, my dear!
61. Knock knock. Who’s there? Icy. Icy who? Icy you and my heart skips a beat!
62. Knock knock. Who’s there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you know how much I cherish you?
63. Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you, and I’ll always do, Valentine!
64. Knock knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin case you forgot, you’re my Valentine!
65. Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? Tank you for making my life so sweet, Valentine!
66. Knock knock. Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke into my eyes and see my love for you!
67. Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you, and it’s forever true, Valentine!
68. Knock knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and say yes to being my Valentine!
69. Knock knock. Who’s there? Icy. Icy who? Icy you as the one who completes me!
70. Knock knock. Who’s there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you know you’re my heart’s delight?
71. Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you, and it’s a love so bright, Valentine!
72. Knock knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin case you were wondering, you’re my Valentine!
73. Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? Tank you for being my one and only Valentine!
74. Knock knock. Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke into my heart and see how much I adore you!
75. Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you, and I’ll always do, Valentine!

Read more:

Knock Knock Pizza Jokes

Knock Knock Christmas Jokes

Conclusion

We hope these knock-knock Valentine jokes have brought joy and laughter to your Valentine’s Day celebrations. Laughter is a beautiful way to connect with loved ones and create unforgettable memories. 

As you share these jokes with your special someone or friends, remember that the essence of this day is to celebrate love in all its forms. Happy Valentine’s Day, and may your heart be filled with love and laughter!

FAQs

Are these jokes suitable for all ages?

Yes, these jokes are family-friendly and can be enjoyed by people of all ages.

Can I use these jokes in a Valentine’s Day card?

Absolutely! These jokes are perfect for adding a touch of humor to your Valentine’s Day cards.

Do you have more Valentine’s Day jokes?

This collection includes 73+ jokes, but if you’re looking for more, feel free to ask, and we’ll be happy to share more laughs with you.