IntroductionGet ready to chuckle and enjoy a compilation of knock-knock jokes centered around the theme of “new.” Whether you’re looking to lighten the mood or just enjoy some lighthearted humor, these jokes are sure to bring a smile to your face.Read More: Knock Knock About TeethNew Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock. Who’s there? New. New who? New year, new jokes!Knock, knock. Who’s there? Newt. Newt who? Newt year, new beginnings!Knock, knock. Who’s there? Newspaper. Newspaper who? Newspaper jokes are always current!Knock, knock. Who’s there? Newbie. Newbie who? Newbie is ready for some laughter!Knock, knock. Who’s there? Newton. Newton who? Newton jokes defy gravity!Knock, knock. Who’s there? Newly. Newly who? Newly discovered humor!Knock, knock. Who’s there? New haircut. New haircut who? Looks sharp, just like these jokes!Knock, knock. Who’s there? New pair of shoes. New pair of shoes who? I’m stepping into laughter!Knock, knock. Who’s there? Renew.Renew who? Renew your giggles with these jokes!Knock, knock. Who’s there? New chapter. New chapter who? This joke marks a fresh start!Knock, knock. Who’s there? Newt. Newt who? Newt idea for a hilarious joke!Knock, knock. Who’s there? Newspaper. Newspaper who? Newspaper day, new set of jokes!Knock, knock. Who’s there? Newborn. Newborn who? Newborn punster in the making!Knock, knock. Who’s there? Newlywed. Newlywed who? Newlywed jokes, fresh and lovely!Knock, knock. Who’s there? New moon. New moon who? New moon, new punchline!Knock, knock. Who’s there? Newspaperman. Newspaperman who? Newspaperman with a headline-worthy joke!Knock, knock. Who’s there? New day. New day who? New day, new jests to share!Knock, knock. Who’s there? New chef. New chef who? New chef, cooking up comedy!Knock, knock. Who’s there? New gadget. New gadget who? New gadget, new laughter accessory!Knock, knock. Who’s there? New script. New script who? New script, fresh humor on cue!Knock, knock. Who’s there? New invention. New invention who? New invention, joke perfection!Knock, knock. Who’s there? New spectacles. New spectacles who? New spectacles seeing comedic gold!Knock, knock. Who’s there? New deck of cards. New deck of cards who? New deck of cards, dealing out laughs!Knock, knock. Who’s there? New apartment. New apartment who? New apartment, old jokes refreshed!Knock, knock. Who’s there? New wardrobe. New wardrobe who? New wardrobe, filled with humor!Knock, knock. Who’s there? New job. New job who? New job, same laughter expertise!Knock, knock. Who’s there? New glasses. New glasses who? New glasses, seeing jokes clearly!Knock, knock. Who’s there? New sketch. New sketch who? New sketch, drawing out laughter!Knock, knock. Who’s there? New arrival. New arrival who? New arrival, jokes incoming!Knock, knock. Who’s there? New friend. New friend who? New friend, new jokes to blend!Knock, knock. Who’s there? Newt. Newt who? Newt jokes are always ribbiting!Knock, knock. Who’s there? New year’s. New year’s who? New year’s resolution: laugh more!Knock, knock. Who’s there? Newspaper. Newspaper who? Newspaper day, new joke articles!Knock, knock. Who’s there? Newlyweds. Newlyweds who? Newlyweds getting in on the humor!Knock, knock. Who’s there? Newtella. Newtella who? Newtella a joke, anyone?Knock, knock. Who’s there? New found. New found who? New found jokes, discovered hilarity!Knock, knock. Who’s there? Newtune. Newtune who? Newtune, same old laughter beats!Knock, knock. Who’s there? New employee. New employee who? New employee, ready for some workplace humor!Knock, knock. Who’s there? New galaxy. New galaxy who? New galaxy of jokes to explore!Knock, knock. Who’s there? New pet. New pet who? New pet, same old joke-loving spirit!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? New invention. New invention who? New invention, joke innovation!Knock, knock. Who’s there? New tie. New tie who? New tie, knot kidding around!Knock, knock. Who’s there? New day. New day who? New day, same cheerful jokes!Knock, knock. Who’s there? New batteries.New batteries who? New batteries, energizing laughter!Knock, knock. Who’s there? New residence. New residence who? New residence, laughter’s new home!Knock, knock. Who’s there? New script. New script who? New script, comedy rewrites!Knock, knock. Who’s there? New glasses. New glasses who? New glasses, clearer joke vision!Knock, knock. Who’s there? New release. New release who? New release, comedy edition!Knock, knock. Who’s there? New students. New students who? New students of humorous antics!Knock, knock. Who’s there? New chef. New chef who? New chef, serving laughter on a plate!Knock, knock. Who’s there? Newspaper. Newspaper who? Newspaper to wrap up this joke!Knock, knock. Who’s there? Newt. Newt who? Newt joke, same punchline! Knock, knock. Who’s there? New socks. New socks who? New socks, new steps to laughter!Knock, knock. Who’s there? New shipment. New shipment who? New shipment of humor arrived!Knock, knock. Who’s there? Newly arrived. Newly arrived who? Newly arrived jokes for you!Knock, knock. Who’s there? New moon. New moon who? New moon, same old chuckles!Knock, knock. Who’s there? New resolution. New resolution who? New resolution: more laughter!Knock, knock. Who’s there? New glasses. New glasses who? New glasses for a clearer view of jokes!Knock, knock. Who’s there? New chapter. New chapter who? New chapter, same jokebook!Knock, knock. Who’s there? Newlyweds. Newlyweds who? Newlyweds loving these jokes!Knock, knock. Who’s there? New recruit. New recruit who? New recruit, ready for jokes on duty!Knock, knock. Who’s there? New pair. New pair who? New pair of jokes, just for you!Knock, knock. Who’s there? New script. New script who? New script, same comedic lines!Knock, knock. Who’s there? New car. New car who? New car, driving laughter ahead!Knock, knock. Who’s there? New software. New software who? New software for comedy upgrades!Knock, knock. Who’s there? New shoes. New shoes who? New shoes, stepping into jokes!Knock, knock. Who’s there? New employee. New employee who? New employee, humor in the job description!Knock, knock. Who’s there? New device. New device who? New device, joke activation in progress!Knock, knock. Who’s there? New recipe. New recipe who? New recipe, cooking up laughter!Knock, knock. Who’s there? New arrival. New arrival who? New arrival of jokes, right on time!Knock, knock. Who’s there? Newt. Newt who? Newt in town, ready for jokes!Knock, knock. Who’s there? Newspaper. Newspaper who? Newspaper some more jokes for you!Knock, knock. Who’s there? New shoes. New shoes who? New shoes, who dis?Knock, knock. Who’s there? New wave. New wave who? New wave of giggles incoming!Knock, knock. Who’s there? New pencil. New pencil who? New pencil, who drew these jokes?Knock, knock. Who’s there? New day. New day who?New day, new jokes to share!Knock, knock. Who’s there? New glasses.New glasses who?New glasses for a clearer view of humor!Knock, knock. Who’s there? New gig. New gig who? New giggle-worthy jokes here!Knock, knock. Who’s there? New suit. New suit who? New suit, same silly jokes!Knock, knock. Who’s there? New adventure. New adventure who? New adventure awaits with these jokes!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? New island. New island who? New island of laughter!Knock, knock. Who’s there? New socks. New socks who? New socks, who’s laughing now?Knock, knock. Who’s there? New composer. New composer who? New composer arranging joke symphonies!Knock, knock. Who’s there? New menu. New menu who? New menu, jokes served fresh!Knock, knock. Who’s there? New chef. New chef who? New chef, cookin’ up laughter!Knock, knock. Who’s there? New stamp. New stamp who? New stamp of joke approval!Knock, knock. Who’s there? New sound. New sound who? New sound of laughter echoes!Knock, knock. Who’s there? New deck. New deck who? New deck, dealin’ out laughs!Knock, knock. Who’s there? Newt. Newt who? Newt going on, just making jokes!Knock, knock. Who’s there? Newspaper.Newspaper who? Newspaper some comic relief!Knock, knock. Who’s there? New shoes. New shoes who? New shoes, who’s joking around here?Knock, knock. Who’s there? New wave. New wave who? New wave of laughter’s coming!Knock, knock. Who’s there? Newtune. Newtune who? Newtune, same old funny rhythm!Knock, knock. Who’s there? Newspaperman. Newspaperman who? Newspaperman with another joke scoop!Knock, knock. Who’s there? New day. New day who? New day, new jokes to brighten up!Knock, knock. Who’s there? New glasses. New glasses who? New glasses to see the humor!Knock, knock. Who’s there? New gig. New gig who? New giggle-inducing jokes!Knock, knock. Who’s there? New suit. New suit who? New suit, same goofy humor!Knock, knock. Who’s there? New adventure. New adventure who? New adventure awaits with jokes!Knock, knock. Who’s there? New socks.New socks who? New socks, who’s laughing now?Knock, knock. Who’s there? New composer. New composer who? New composer creating joke symphonies!Knock, knock. Who’s there New menu. New menu who?New menu, jokes served freshly!Knock, knock. Who’s there? New room. New room who? New room for more jokes!Knock, knock. Who’s there? New chef. New chef who? New chef cooking laughter!Knock, knock. Who’s there? New stamp. New stamp who? New stamp for approved jokes!Knock, knock. Who’s there? New sound. New sound who? New sound of laughter is here!Knock, knock. Who’s there? New genre. New genre who? New genre of jokes to relish!Knock, knock. Who’s there? New deck. New deck who? New deck dealing out humor!Knock, knock. Who’s there? Newt. Newt who? Newt your average jokester!Knock, knock. Who’s there? Newspaper. Newspaper who? Newspaper, comic relief inside!
Where can I use these “new” knock-knock jokes?
These jokes are perfect for social gatherings, parties, or simply to lighten the mood with friends and family.
Are these jokes suitable for all ages?
Absolutely! These jokes are family-friendly and can be enjoyed by people of all ages.
How can I remember these jokes for future use?
Feel free to bookmark this page or jot down your favorite jokes for quick access whenever you need a good laugh about “new” things.