May I? Dad Jokes Edition: A Collection of 57+ One-liners

Introduction

Welcome to the world of May I? dad jokes, where humor meets the art of dad-style puns. Get ready for a chuckle-filled journey as we explore a collection of lighthearted and groan-worthy may I one-liners that are sure to make your day.

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May Dad Jokes

1. May I tell you a construction joke? Oh, never mind; I’m still working on that one.
2. Why did the scarecrow become a successful comedian? Because he was outstanding in his field.
3. May I make a vegetable joke? Lettuce romaine friends!
4. Why did the dad bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house.
5. May I tell you a time-traveling joke? Never mind; you didn’t like it.
6. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
7. May I tell you a joke about construction? Oh wait, I’m still working on that one.
8. May I tell you a pizza joke? Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
9. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
10. May I tell you a joke about construction? Actually, I’m still building up to that one.
11. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
12. May I tell you a joke about paper? Never mind; it’s tearable.
13. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
14. May I tell you a joke about a pencil? Nah, it’s pointless.
15. What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.
16. May I tell you a joke about a train? I’m afraid that joke might go off the rails.
17. Why don’t eggs tell each other secrets? Because they might crack up.
18. May I tell you a joke about construction? Well, I’m still building up to it.
19. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
20. May I tell you a bakery joke? Never mind; it’s a bit crumby.
21. May I tell you a time-traveling joke? You didn’t like it last time either.
22. May I tell you a construction joke? I’m still working on that one.
23. What do you call a factory that makes good products? A satisfactory.
24. May I tell you a gardening joke? You wouldn’t understand – it’s too deep.
25. Why did the golfer bring extra pants? In case he got a hole in one.
26. May I tell you a joke about construction? Just laying the groundwork for that one.
27. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
28. May I tell you a bakery joke? Never mind; it’s a bit stale.
29. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
30. May I tell you a joke about a door? It’s always open.

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31. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
32. May I tell you a joke about a pencil? Nah, it’s sketchy.
33. Why don’t scientists trust atoms anymore? Because they make up everything, even lies.
34. May I tell you a construction joke? Well, I’m still nailing down the details.
35. Why did the computer take up gardening? It wanted to improve its root system.
36. May I tell you a chemistry joke? Actually, I’m afraid it might get no reaction.
37. What did one plate say to another? “Lunch is on me.”
38. May I tell you a joke about a staircase? It’s an uplifting experience.
39. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
40. May I tell you a joke about a shoe? Never mind; it’s sole-crushing.
41. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
42. May I tell you a time-traveling joke? Sorry, it’s too ahead of its time.
43. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
44. May I tell you a gardening joke? You might soil yourself laughing.
45. What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam.
46. May I tell you a pizza joke? Never mind; it’s a little too cheesy.
47. May I tell you a joke about construction? I’m still building up to it.
48. What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved.
49. May I tell you a joke about a lightbulb? Never mind; it’s not that bright.
50. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
51. May I tell you a joke about a firefly? Well, it’s enlightening.
52. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.
53. May I tell you a joke about a train? I’m afraid it might go off the rails.
54. May I tell you a joke about a ceiling? Well, it’s over your head.
55. May I tell you a joke about a calendar? Never mind; it’s dated.
56. May I tell you a joke about a window? I’m trying to see through it.
57. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
58. May I tell you a joke about a wall? It’s a real barrier to humor.
59. Why don’t scientists trust molecules? Because they’re so small, they can’t be seen with microscopes.
60. May I tell you a joke about a banana? Well, it’s a-peeling.

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Conclusion

Whether you’re rolling your eyes or bursting into laughter, ‘May I?’ dad jokes have a unique charm. 

They may be punny, cheesy, or even tearable, but one thing’s for sure – they always bring a smile. Embrace the dad humor and share the joy!