Wrap Up the Laughter with 77+ Halloween Jokes About Mummies

Introduction

Halloween is a time when mummies, those ancient and enigmatic creatures, come to life in our imagination. To celebrate this spooky season, we’ve unwrapped a collection of Halloween jokes dedicated to mummy. 

These jokes are sure to wrap you up in laughter and add a touch of ancient Egyptian humor to your Halloween festivities.

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Halloween Jokes About Mummies

1. What did the mummy give the vampire for Halloween? A “tissue”!
2. Why did the mummy go to school on Halloween night? To improve its “dead-ucation”!
3. What’s a mummy’s favorite type of music on Halloween? Wrap music!
4. Why don’t mummies take vacations? They’re afraid they’ll relax and “unravel.”
5. What do you call a mummy’s coffee? De-coffin-ated!
6. Why did the mummy become an archaeologist? It wanted to “dig up” its past!
7. What do mummies use to keep their skin moisturized? “Lotion” of linen!
8. Why did the mummy bring a map to the Halloween party? Because it was afraid it might “unravel” in unfamiliar territory!
9. What’s a mummy’s favorite type of tree on Halloween? A “cursed” tree!
10. Why did the mummy apply for a job at the library on Halloween? Because it wanted to “check out” the ancient scrolls!
11. What’s a mummy’s favorite dance on Halloween night? The “wrap”!
12. Why was the mummy so good at keeping secrets on Halloween? Because it was great at “wrapsody”!
13. What do mummies eat for breakfast on Halloween? “Crypt flakes”!
14. Why did the mummy go to the Halloween costume party with a gift? Because it wanted to “wrap” the presents!
15. What’s a mummy’s favorite type of jewelry on Halloween? “Wrap” bracelets!
16. Why did the mummy bring a ladder to the Halloween party? To “raise the spirits”!
17. What do mummies do when they’re feeling chilly on Halloween? They “wrap” themselves in a cozy shroud.
18. Why did the mummy apply for a job as a comedian on Halloween? Because it was a real “deadpan” expert!
19. What’s a mummy’s favorite form of transportation on Halloween? A “sarcophagus”!
20. Why did the mummy get a promotion at work on Halloween? Because it was “bandage-ment” material!
21. What’s a mummy’s favorite card game on Halloween? “Wrapoker”!
22. Why did the mummy bring a calculator to the Halloween party? Because it wanted to “tally” up the fun!
23. What’s a mummy’s favorite ice cream flavor on Halloween? “Vanilla-sarcophagus.”
24. Why did the mummy go to the gym on Halloween? To “work on its wraps”!
25. What’s a mummy’s favorite Halloween movie? “The Wrap-ture”!
26. Why did the mummy take a vacation to Egypt for Halloween? It wanted to visit the mummyland!
27. What do mummies use to style their hair on Halloween? Scarespray!
28. Why did the mummy bring a backpack to the Halloween party? In case it wanted to “unravel” a great adventure.
29. What’s a mummy’s favorite type of music for a Halloween dance? “Wrap” music with a haunting beat!
30. Why did the mummy apply for a job at the bakery on Halloween? Because it wanted to learn the art of “scream puffs”!
31. What’s a mummy’s favorite exercise at the gym on Halloween? “Coffin lifts.”
32. Why was the mummy excellent at math on Halloween? Because it had “wrap-id calculating” skills!
33. What do mummies like to drink at a Halloween party? “Gauze-berry” punch!
34. Why did the mummy become a stand-up comedian on Halloween? Because it was a real “tomb”-foolery expert!
35. What’s a mummy’s favorite footwear on Halloween? “Sarco-flats”!
36. Why did the mummy bring a ladder to the Halloween party? To “raise the spirits” of the event!
37. What’s a mummy’s favorite card game on Halloween? “Rummy”!
38. Why did the mummy get an award for bravery on Halloween? Because it had “wrap-turous courage”!
39. What do mummies wear to bed on Halloween night? “Scream” pajamas!
40. Why did the mummy go to the art gallery on Halloween? It heard there was a “wrap-ture” exhibition!

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41. What’s a mummy’s favorite comedy show on Halloween? “Mummy Python’s Flying Circus”!
42. Why did the mummy bring a map to the Halloween costume party? In case it needed to “unearth” the fun!
43. What’s a mummy’s favorite kind of wrap sandwich on Halloween? A “bandage” wrap with all the spooky fillings!
44. Why did the mummy get a part in a horror movie on Halloween? Because it had great “scaretion” skills!
45. What do you call a mummy who’s also a great writer on Halloween? A “wrapped” poet!
46. Why did the mummy get an award for its Halloween decorations? Because it knew how to “wrap-up” the holiday spirit!
47. What’s a mummy’s favorite board game on Halloween? “Wrap-oly.”
48. Why did the mummy become a librarian on Halloween? Because it loved to “bind” with books!
49. What’s a mummy’s favorite exercise at the gym on Halloween? “Wand-erobics.”
50. Why did the mummy refuse to watch horror movies on Halloween? Because it found them “un-wrappingly” scary!
51. Why did the mummy stay home on Halloween? It didn’t have the guts to go out!
52. What’s a mummy’s favorite type of pasta on Halloween? “Wrap-ini.”
53. Why did the mummy go to the doctor on Halloween? It was having a “bandage-ache”!
54. What do you call a mummy’s favorite type of music on Halloween? “Wrap” music!
55. Why did the mummy bring a map to the Halloween party? In case it got “tangled” in the festivities!
56. What’s a mummy’s favorite type of bread on Halloween? “Coffin bread”!
57. Why did the mummy get an award at the costume party on Halloween? Because it was “wrap-tastic”!
58. What’s a mummy’s favorite way to communicate on Halloween? By sending “tombstone” messages!
59. Why was the mummy a great chef on Halloween? It was an expert at “bandage-ling” ingredients!
60. What’s a mummy’s favorite type of candy on Halloween? “Gauze-bursts”!
61. Why did the mummy bring a calculator to the Halloween party? In case it needed to “wrap” its head around the fun!
62. What’s a mummy’s favorite dessert on Halloween? “Scream puffs”!
63. Why did the mummy apply for a job at the comedy club on Halloween? It wanted to bring “tomb”-foolery to the stage!
64. What do you call a mummy’s band on Halloween? “The Un-Wrapped Tunes.”
65. Why did the mummy go to the Halloween parade? It wanted to show off its “wrap-tastic” skills!
66. What’s a mummy’s favorite Halloween game? “Hide and shriek”!
67. Why did the mummy bring a briefcase to the Halloween party? Because it wanted to discuss “wrap-tacular” business!
68. What’s a mummy’s favorite type of pizza on Halloween? “Mumm-iato.”
69. Why did the mummy get a part in a horror movie on Halloween? Because it had a “wrap-turous” performance!
70. What’s a mummy’s favorite genre of books on Halloween? Mystery novels, of course!
71. Why did the mummy bring a backpack to the Halloween party? To store all its “wrap-tastic” goodies!
72. What’s a mummy’s favorite sport on Halloween? “Tomb-tennis.”
73. Why did the mummy bring a lantern to the Halloween party? In case it wanted to “unearth” some fun!
74. What’s a mummy’s favorite candy on Halloween? “Gauze-drops.”
75. What’s a mummy’s favorite type of car on Halloween? A “sarcoph-agile”!
76. Why did the mummy bring a map to the Halloween costume party? In case it needed to “unwrap” the mystery!
77. What’s a mummy’s favorite computer program on Halloween? “Wrap Office.”
78. Why did the mummy go to the bakery on Halloween? It wanted to buy some “cursed” bread!
79. What’s a mummy’s favorite smartphone app on Halloween? “Wrapchat.”
80. Why did the mummy apply for a job at the library? Because it wanted to work in a “wrapped” environment!

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Conclusion

These mummy-themed Halloween jokes are a great way to liven up your spooky season and share a laugh with friends and family. 

As you unwrap your mummy decorations and plan your Halloween festivities, don’t forget to share these jokes to add a touch of ancient Egyptian humor to the holiday.

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