115+ Goodnight Jokes – Sweet Dreams and Laughter Guaranteed!

Introduction

Bid farewell to the day with a hearty laugh! Our collection of goodnight jokes is here to add a touch of humor to your bedtime routine. 

Laughter is the best way to relax before drifting off to dreamland. So, get ready to chuckle your way into a peaceful slumber with these goodnight jokes.

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Goodnight jokes

1. Why did the pillow go to therapy? Because it couldn’t keep its stuffing in.
2. What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin’ Catholic.
3. Why don’t scientists trust atoms before bed? Because they make up everything!
4. Why was the math book sad at night? It had too many problems.
5. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A necktarine.
6. Why did the ghost become a night owl? It wanted to improve its haunting skills.
7. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field, even at night.
8. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
9. Why did the computer go to bed? It had too many tabs open.
10. Why did the banana go to bed? It was peeling tired.
11. Why did the music teacher go to bed? Because she lost her sense of time.
12. What’s a vampire’s favorite dance? The fang-dango.
13. Why did the moon go to therapy? It had too many phases.
14. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room.
15. Why don’t oysters give good advice at night? Because they clam up.
16. Why did the tomato turn red at night? Because it saw the salad dressing.
17. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? I-Scream!
18. Why did the broom go to bed? It was tired of sweeping all day.
19. What do you call a bear with no teeth before bed? A gummy bear.
20. Why did the scarecrow win an award at bedtime? Because it was outstanding in its field, even in dreams.
21. Why don’t scientists trust atoms before sleep? Because they make up everything, even dreams!
22. Why was the math book sad when it went to bed? Because it had too many problems to solve.
23. Why did the skeleton go to bed alone? Because it had no body to sleep with.
24. What’s a vampire’s favorite type of ship before bed? A blood vessel.
25. Why did the computer go to bed early? Because it had too many tabs open.
26. What’s a ghost’s favorite candy before bedtime? Life Saver.
27. Why did the pencil want to go to bed? Because it was feeling a little “drawsy.”
28. What’s a cow’s favorite bedtime story? Anything with a good moo-ral.
29. Why did the mummy call it a night? Because it was wrapped up in its thoughts.
30. Why did the baker go to bed? Because it kneaded rest.
31. What’s a ghost’s favorite game before bed? Hide-and-ghost-seek.
32. Why did the tomato turn red at night? Because it saw the salad dressing.
33. Why was the math book sad when it went to bed? Because it had too many problems.
34. What’s a ghost’s favorite candy before bedtime? Life Saver.
35. Why did the computer go to bed early? Because it had too many tabs open.
36. What do you call a bear with no teeth before bed? A gummy bear.
37. Why did the scarecrow win an award at bedtime? Because it was outstanding in its field, even in dreams.
38. Why don’t scientists trust atoms before sleep? Because they make up everything, even dreams!
39. Why was the math book sad when it went to bed? Because it had too many problems to solve.
40. Why did the skeleton go to bed alone? Because it had no body to sleep with.
41. Why did the pencil want to go to bed? Because it was feeling a little “drawsy.”
42. What’s a cow’s favorite bedtime story? Anything with a good moo-ral.
43. Why did the mummy call it a night? Because it was wrapped up in its thoughts.
44. Why did the baker go to bed? Because it kneaded rest.
45. What’s a ghost’s favorite game before bed? Hide-and-ghost-seek.
46. Why did the lamp go to bed? Because it wanted to get a little light sleep.
47. What do you call a dinosaur that’s sleeping? A dino-snore.
48. Why did the bicycle go to bed? Because it was two-tired.
49. What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman? Frostbite.
50. Why did the cell phone go to bed? It wanted to recharge.
51. Why was the math test so tired at night? Because it had too many problems to solve during the day.
52. What do you call a fish who needs sleep? A sleepy-cod.
53. Why did the pillow go to bed before the blanket? Because it wanted to get a head start.
54. What do you call a nocturnal insect? A bedbug.
55. Why did the astronaut take a nap before bedtime? Because he needed space.

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Best goodnight puns

56. What do you get if you cross a werewolf with a vampire before bed? A very nervous postman.
57. Why did the math book look forward to bedtime? Because it had too many problems during the day.
58. What do you call a bear with no teeth before bed? A gummy bear.
59. Why did the scarecrow win an award at bedtime? Because it was outstanding in its field, even in dreams.
60. Why don’t scientists trust atoms before sleep? Because they make up everything, even dreams!
61. Why was the math book sad when it went to bed? Because it had too many problems to solve.
62. What’s a ghost’s favorite candy before bedtime? Life Saver.
63. Why did the computer go to bed early? Because it had too many tabs open.
64. What do you call a cow that’s just given birth before bedtime? De-calf-inated.
65. Why did the scarecrow go to bed in the middle of the field? It needed some “peasful” rest.
66. What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain before bedtime? A drizzly bear.
67. Why did the ghost go to bed? It needed a rest from booing all night.
68. What did the tired chimney say before bed? “I’m going to sleep like a log!”
69. Why did the toothbrush go to bed? Because it wanted to brush up on its dreams.
70. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit before bedtime? A necktarine.
71. Why did the moon go to therapy? Because it had too many phases.
72. What do you call a singing spider before bedtime? A nap-ster.
73. Why did the vampire get a job at the blood bank before bedtime? Because it wanted a night shift.
74. What do you call a sleeping bull before bed? A bulldozer.
75. Why did the banana go to bed? It was peeling tired.
76. Why did the guitar go to bed? It was feeling a little “strung” out.
77. What’s a vampire’s favorite dance before bedtime? The fang-dango.
78. Why did the scarecrow go to bed in the cornfield? Because it was outstanding in its field, even at night.
79. What did the janitor say before bed? “I’m going to sweep like a baby.”
80. Why did the ocean go to bed? Because it was too “wave”-y.
81. What do you call a sleepy bull before bed? A bull-dozer.
82. Why did the clock go to bed? It wanted to get some rest and “tock” about it in the morning.
83. What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument before bedtime? The trom-bone.
84. Why did the music teacher go to bed? Because she lost her sense of time.
85. What’s a vampire’s favorite holiday before bedtime? Fangs-giving.
86. Why did the scarecrow become a night owl? It wanted to improve its haunting skills.
87. What’s a ghost’s favorite game before bed? Hide-and-shriek.
88. Why did the computer go to bed? It had too many bytes to process.
89. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A necktarine.
90. Why did the ghost get a job at the bakery before bedtime? It kneaded the dough even in its dreams.

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Goodnight one liners

91. What did the pillow say before bed? “I’m ready to rest my case.”
92. Why did the math book go to bed early? Because it wanted to wake up refreshed for class.
93. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room.
94. Why did the math book want to sleep next to the dictionary? So it could have better definitions of its dreams.
95. What did the tired rock say before bed? “I’m going to bedrock-bottom.”
96. Why did the computer have trouble sleeping before bedtime? Too many dreams were giving it “byte-sized” nightmares.
97. What’s a vampire’s favorite hobby before bed? Counting sheep.
98. Why did the broom need a break before bedtime? It was swept off its feet all day.
99. What’s a ghost’s favorite mode of transportation before bed? A booo-s.
100. Why did the book go to bed? It wanted to get to the next chapter of dreams.
101. What’s a vampire’s favorite dance? The fang-dango.
102. Why did the vampire get a job at the blood bank? Because it wanted to make a withdrawal.
103. What’s a ghost’s favorite ride before bed? The roller-ghoster.
104. Why did the bicycle go to bed early? It was two-tired.
105. Why did the clock go to bed? It wanted to get some rest and “tock” about it in the morning.
106. Why did the moon get tired? It was up all night illuminating the sky.
107. Why did the tomato stay up late? It wanted to ketchup on the latest news.
108. What do you call a sleepy insect? A bedbug.
109. Why did the candle go to bed? It was burning out and needed some rest.
110. What do you call a dreaming baker? A “pie”-dreamer.
111. Why did the math book look forward to bedtime? Because it had too many problems during the day.
112. What’s a ghost’s favorite game before bed? Hide-and-shriek.
113. Why did the computer have trouble sleeping before bedtime? Too many dreams were giving it “byte-sized” nightmares.
114. What’s a vampire’s favorite mode of transportation before bed? A booo-s.
115. Why did the vampire get a job at the blood bank? Because it wanted to make a withdrawal.
116. What’s a ghost’s favorite ride before bed? The roller-ghoster.
117. Why did the bicycle go to bed early? It was two-tired.
118. Why did the clock go to bed? It wanted to get some rest and “tock” about it in the morning.
119. What’s a vampire’s favorite holiday before bedtime? Fangs-giving.
120. Why did the scarecrow want to go to bed with the farmer? It was seeking some “strawberry” comfort.

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Conclusion

Laughter truly is the best medicine, and what better way to end your day than with a smile on your face? These goodnight jokes are here to make sure you go to bed with a heart full of joy and a grin that won’t quit. 

So, as you close your eyes and slip into slumber, remember that even in your dreams, a good laugh can light up the night.

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