107+ Furry Jokes: A Pawsitively Hilarious Collection

Introduction

Animals have a special place in our hearts, and their antics often bring smiles to our faces. If you’re an animal lover or simply enjoy a good laugh, you’re in for a treat! 

In this article, we’ve fetched a delightful collection of furry jokes that will have you howling with laughter. Whether you’re a cat person, a dog lover, or a fan of all creatures great and small, these jokes are sure to brighten your day.

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Furry Jokes

1. Why did the cat sit next to the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
2. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.
3. Why did the squirrel bring a ladder? Because it wanted to go nuts!
4. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
5. Why did the dog sit in the shade? Because he didn’t want to be a hot dog!
6. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire bat? Frostbite!
7. What’s a cat’s favorite dessert? Mice cream!
8. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
9. What did the cat say when it was confused? “I’m purr-plexed!”
10. Why did the cat bring a ladder to the bar? Because it heard the drinks were on the house!
11. What do you call a dog that can play the piano? A pianist-terrier!
12. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be called bagels!
13. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
14. Why don’t fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish!
15. What do you call a polite dog? A “paw”-lite dog!
16. Why did the cat sit on the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
17. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish!
18. What did the snail say when it rode on the turtle’s back? “Wheee!”
19. What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A python!
20. Why did the bear bring a backpack to the picnic? Because it wanted to have a “bear-y” good time!
21. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
22. Why don’t cats play cards in the wild? Because there are too many cheetahs!
23. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador!
24. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
25. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
26. Why did the squirrel bring a ladder? Because it wanted to go nuts!
27. Why don’t fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish!
28. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
29. Why did the cow go to space? To see the moooon!
30. Why did the horse become an astronomer? Because it had a lot of neigh-sayers!
31. What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear!
32. What do you get when you cross a vampire bat and a snowman? Frostbite!
33. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
34. What’s a kangaroo’s favorite type of music? Hip-hop!
35. Why did the dog sit in the shade? Because he didn’t want to be a hot dog!
36. What’s a cat’s favorite subject in school? Mewsic!
37. Why did the cat sit on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
38. What’s a dog’s favorite instrument? The trombone, because it’s a “bone”!
39. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
40. What’s a squirrel’s favorite game show? “The Nut Price Is Right”!

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Hilarious Furry Jokes

41. Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don’t know the words!
42. Why did the cat bring a ladder to the bar? Because it heard the drinks were on the house!
43. What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
44. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
45. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
46. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
47. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire bat? Frostbite!
48. What’s a cat’s favorite dessert? Mice cream!
49. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
50. What did the cat say when it was confused? “I’m purr-plexed!”
51. Why did the cat bring a ladder to the bar? Because it heard the drinks were on the house!
52. What do you call a dog that can play the piano? A pianist-terrier!
53. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be called bagels!
54. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
55. Why don’t fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish!
56. What do you call a polite dog? A “paw”-lite dog!
57. Why did the cat sit on the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
58. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish!
59. What did the snail say when it rode on the turtle’s back? “Wheee!”
60. What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A python!
61. Why did the bear bring a backpack to the picnic? Because it wanted to have a “bear-y” good time!
62. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
63. Why don’t cats play cards in the wild? Because there are too many cheetahs!
64. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador!
65. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
66. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
67. Why did the squirrel bring a ladder? Because it wanted to go nuts!
68. Why don’t fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish!
69. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
70. Why did the cow go to space? To see the moooon!
71. Why did the horse become an astronomer? Because it had a lot of neigh-sayers!
72. What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear!
73. What do you get when you cross a vampire bat and a snowman? Frostbite!
74. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
75. What’s a kangaroo’s favorite type of music? Hip-hop!
76. Why did the dog sit in the shade? Because he didn’t want to be a hot dog!
77. What’s a cat’s favorite subject in school? Mewsic!
78. Why did the cat sit on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
79. What’s a dog’s favorite instrument? The trombone, because it’s a “bone”!
80. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

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Funny Furry Jokes

81. What’s a squirrel’s favorite game show? “The Nut Price Is Right”!
82. Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don’t know the words!
83. Why did the cat bring a ladder to the bar? Because it heard the drinks were on the house!
84. What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
85. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
86. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
87. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
88. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire bat? Frostbite!
89. What’s a cat’s favorite dessert? Mice cream!
90. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
91. What did the cat say when it was confused? “I’m purr-plexed!”
92. Why did the cat bring a ladder to the bar? Because it heard the drinks were on the house!
93. What do you call a dog that can play the piano? A pianist-terrier!
94. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be called bagels!
95. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
96. Why don’t fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish!
97. What do you call a polite dog? A “paw”-lite dog!
98. Why did the cat sit on the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
99. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish!
100. What did the snail say when it rode on the turtle’s back? “Wheee!”
101. What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A python!
102. Why did the bear bring a backpack to the picnic? Because it wanted to have a “bear-y” good time!
103. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
104. Why don’t cats play cards in the wild? Because there are too many cheetahs!
105. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador!
106. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
107. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
108. Why did the squirrel bring a ladder? Because it wanted to go nuts!
109. Why don’t fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish!
110. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

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Conclusion

Laughter is like medicine for the soul, and these furry jokes are the perfect prescription. 

Whether you’re a fan of cats, dogs, or just enjoy a good animal-themed pun, these jokes are sure to have brought a smile to your face. Animals have a way of brightening our lives, and so do these jokes.

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