96+ Creepy Knock Knock Jokes: Get Ready to Be Creeped Out

Introduction

Welcome to our collection of spine-chilling knock knock jokes! If you have a taste for the eerie, enjoy a good scare, or just want some dark humor to share, you’re in the right place. We’ve compiled 96+ creepy knock knock jokes that will give you the heebie-jeebies. 

Whether it’s for Halloween, a spooky-themed event, or just to surprise your friends with a sinister chuckle, these jokes are sure to delight your inner ghoul. So, get ready to be creeped out and dive into the world of the macabre with our ghostly humor.

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Creepy Giggles

1. Knock knock. Who’s there? Boo.
2. Knock knock. Who’s there? Spider.
3. Knock knock. Who’s there? Ghost.
4. Knock knock. Who’s there? Witch.
5. Knock knock. Who’s there? Vampire.
6. Knock knock. Who’s there? Mummy.
7. Knock knock. Who’s there? Zombie.
8. Knock knock. Who’s there? Skeleton.
9. Knock knock. Who’s there? Grim.
10. Knock knock. Who’s there? Phantom.
11. Knock knock. Who’s there? Crypt.
12. Knock knock. Who’s there? Tomb.
13. Knock knock. Who’s there? Creak.
14. Knock knock. Who’s there? Shriek.
15. Knock knock. Who’s there? Eerie.
16. Knock knock. Who’s there? Cauldron.
17. Knock knock. Who’s there? Poltergeist.
18. Knock knock. Who’s there? Haunted.
19. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apparition.
20. Knock knock. Who’s there? Banshee.
21. Knock knock. Who’s there? Coffin.
22. Knock knock. Who’s there? Black Cat.
23. Knock knock. Who’s there? Phantom.
24. Knock knock. Who’s there? Chains.
25. Knock knock. Who’s there? Demon.
26. Knock knock. Who’s there? Wraith.
27. Knock knock. Who’s there? Exorcist.
28. Knock knock. Who’s there? Freaky.
29. Knock knock. Who’s there? Nightmare.
30. Knock knock. Who’s there? Possessed.
31. Knock knock. Who’s there? Spirit.
32. Knock knock. Who’s there? Omen.
33. Knock knock. Who’s there? Voodoo.

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Creepy Puns

34. Knock knock. Who’s there? Creepy.
35. Knock knock. Who’s there? Ghoul.
36. Knock knock. Who’s there? Scary.
37. Knock knock. Who’s there? Chiller.
38. Knock knock. Who’s there? Horror.
39. Knock knock. Who’s there? Phantom.
40. Knock knock. Who’s there? Reaper.
41. Knock knock. Who’s there? Ouija.
42. Knock knock. Who’s there? Spooky.
43. Knock knock. Who’s there? Hocus.
44. Knock knock. Who’s there? Eek.
45. Knock knock. Who’s there? Gobblin.
46. Knock knock. Who’s there? Terror.
47. Knock knock. Who’s there? Ectoplasm.
48. Knock knock. Who’s there? Scream.
49. Knock knock. Who’s there? Bloodcurdling.
50. Knock knock. Who’s there? Dread.
51. Knock knock. Who’s there? Jack-o-lantern.
52. Knock knock. Who’s there? Witchcraft.
53. Knock knock. Who’s there? Mysterious.
54. Knock knock. Who’s there? Howl.
55. Knock knock. Who’s there? Phantasm.
56. Knock knock. Who’s there? Vampirism.
57. Knock knock. Who’s there? Shadow.
58. Knock knock. Who’s there? Possession.
59. Knock knock. Who’s there? Gravestone.
60. Knock knock. Who’s there? Eeriness.
61. Knock knock. Who’s there? Macabre.
62. Knock knock. Who’s there? Frightening.
63. Knock knock. Who’s there? Witching.
64. Knock knock. Who’s there? Petrifying.
65. Knock knock. Who’s there? Werewolf.
66. Knock knock. Who’s there? Creepiness.

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Creepy Chuckles

67. Knock knock. Who’s there? Trepidation.
68. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apprehension.
69. Knock knock. Who’s there? Bats.
70. Knock knock. Who’s there? Cursed.
71. Knock knock. Who’s there? Goosebumps.
72. Knock knock. Who’s there? Gruesome.
73. Knock knock. Who’s there? Hallowed.
74. Knock knock. Who’s there? Infest.
75. Knock knock. Who’s there? Phobia.
76. Knock knock. Who’s there? Revulsion.
77. Knock knock. Who’s there? Dreadful.
78. Knock knock. Who’s there? Uncanny.
79. Knock knock. Who’s there? Witch’s Brew.
80. Knock knock. Who’s there? Cryptkeeper.
81. Knock knock. Who’s there? Spine-tingling.
82. Knock knock. Who’s there? Chills.
83. Knock knock. Who’s there? Gravewalker.
84. Knock knock. Who’s there? Bewitched.
85. Knock knock. Who’s there? Dark Magic.
86. Knock knock. Who’s there? Enchant.
87. Knock knock. Who’s there? Poltergeist.
88. Knock knock. Who’s there? Restless.
89. Knock knock. Who’s there? Sinister.
90. Knock knock. Who’s there? Witching Hour.
91. Knock knock. Who’s there? Cursed Relic.
92. Knock knock. Who’s there? Unearthly.
93. Knock knock. Who’s there? Paranormal.
94. Knock knock. Who’s there? Macabre.
95. Knock knock. Who’s there? Demonic.
96. Knock knock. Who’s there? Occult.
97. Knock knock. Who’s there? Possessed Doll.
98. Knock knock. Who’s there? Creepy Doll.
99. Knock knock. Who’s there? Abomination.
100. Knock knock. Who’s there? Ectoplasm.

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Conclusion

We hope you’ve enjoyed our creepy knock knock jokes and that they’ve added a touch of the supernatural to your day. Share these with friends, family, or fellow fans of the dark and eerie. 

Stay tuned for more wickedly entertaining content, and remember, it’s all in good fun!

FAQs

Are these jokes suitable for kids?

While some of these jokes are on the spookier side, they can be fun for older kids who enjoy Halloween and ghostly humor. Use your discretion.

Can I use these jokes for Halloween parties?

Absolutely! These creepy knock-knock jokes are perfect for setting the mood at Halloween parties and gatherings.

What if I’m not a fan of scary stuff?

That’s perfectly okay. These jokes are all good fun, and you can enjoy them with a light-hearted spirit. They’re more spooky than truly scary.