Introduction
Welcome to our cavern of comedy, where we’ve gathered the finest 135+ cave jokes to tickle your funny bone.
Embark on a journey deep into the earth’s humor-filled abyss, as we unveil a collection that’s sure to make you erupt in laughter.
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Cave Chuckles
1. Why did the stalactite break up with the stalagmite? It just couldn’t handle the dripping relationship.
2. What did the rock say to the geologist? “Stop taking me for granite!”
3. Why did the caveman bring a ladder to the cave? He wanted to take his prehistoric art to the next level.
4. What’s a caveman’s favorite type of music? Rock and roll.
5. Why did the bat go to school? It wanted to improve its flying “squeak”-ills.
6. How do you organize a space party in a cave? You planet!
7. Why did the cave make a great comedian? It had a lot of depth in its humor.
8. What did one cave say to the other cave? “You rock!”
9. Why did the cave explorer always carry a pencil? To draw out his thoughts on stone paper.
10. What’s a caveman’s favorite game? Hide and rock-seek.
11. Why did the cave family start a band? They had great “echo”-harmonies.
12. What do you call a bear with no teeth in a cave? A gummy bear.
13. How does a caveman cut his hair? With a rock, paper, scissors.
14. Why did the caveman bring a ladder to the cave art exhibition? To get a better perspective on the “cave-ature.”
15. What’s a caveman’s favorite app? Instagram, for all the stone-age selfies.
16. Why did the rock go to therapy? It had too many issues with sedimentary relationships.
17. What’s a caveman’s favorite dance? The Bedrock Shuffle.
18. Why did the cave attend therapy sessions? It had too many deep-seated issues.
19. What’s a cave’s favorite type of literature? Mystery novels – they always leave things unresolved.
20. Why did the geologist take his girlfriend to the cave? He wanted to show her a truly rock-solid relationship.
21. What did the bat say to the annoying cave cricket? “You’re bugging me!”
22. Why did the cave attend cooking classes? It wanted to become a real stalact-chef.
23. What do you call a group of musical rocks? The Rolling Stones.
24. Why did the caveman start a gardening club in the cave? He wanted to grow a “rock” garden.
25. What’s a caveman’s favorite exercise? The cave plank.
26. Why did the cave scientist become a comedian? His jokes were always a bit rocky.
27. What did the cave say to the earthquake? “You really rock my world!”
28. Why was the cave party a disaster? It got too sedimental.
29. What’s a caveman’s favorite board game? Monorocky.
30. Why did the bat become a DJ in the cave? It knew how to make the dance floor “bat”-tling.
31. What did the caveman say to the nosy neighbor? “Mind your own boulder-siness!”
32. Why did the rock get promoted at work? It had a great work ethic – always “gneiss”-ly done.
33. What’s a caveman’s favorite type of movie? Jurassic Park.
34. Why did the caveman break up with the crystal? It just couldn’t see through the relationship.
35. What’s a caveman’s favorite bedtime story? The Flintstones.
36. Why did the rock become a motivational speaker? It had a talent for lifting people’s spirits.
37. What’s a caveman’s favorite type of candy? Rock candy.
38. Why did the cave join a choir? It loved the acoustics – truly cave-tastic.
39. What did the caveman say when he found his lost keys in the cave? “They were stoned!”
40. Why did the cave apply for a job in construction? It had a rock-solid resume.
41. What’s a caveman’s favorite superhero? Captain Caveman.
42. Why did the cave attend therapy? It needed help dealing with its emotional stalagmites.
43. What did one cave say to another cave during an argument? “Don’t take me for granite!”
44. Why did the caveman bring a map to the cave? He didn’t want to take things for granite.
45. What’s a caveman’s favorite type of bread? Bedrock.
46. Why did the caveman start a gardening club in the cave? He wanted to grow a “rock” garden.
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Cave Jokes Galore
47. What’s a caveman’s favorite dessert? Stone fruit.
48. Why did the cave become a fashion designer? It had a talent for creating rock-chic looks.
49. What do you call a caveman with a PhD? A “rock”-tor.
50. Why did the cave couple break up? There were too many boulder-ing issues.
51. What’s a caveman’s favorite type of coffee? Mocha-lith.
52. Why did the caveman become an artist? He had a knack for drawing “prehistoric” masterpieces.
53. What did the caveman say when he discovered fire? “This relationship is heating up!”
54. Why did the rock become a motivational speaker? It had a talent for lifting people’s spirits.
55. What’s a caveman’s favorite kind of pet? A rock-wiler.
56. Why did the cave throw a party? It wanted to shake things up.
57. What did the caveman say to the geologist at the comedy show? “You really rock the mic!”
58. Why did the cave apply for a loan? It wanted to invest in a rocky retirement.
59. What’s a caveman’s favorite game on a hot day? Ice rock-les.
60. Why did the rock go to therapy? It needed to work through some heavy issues.
61. What’s a caveman’s favorite holiday? Stonehenge-giving.
62. Why did the cave couple break up? There were too many boulder-ing issues.
63. What’s a caveman’s favorite type of exercise? Crossfit – lifting rocks.
64. Why did the cave start a band? It had a rockin’ sound.
65. What do you call a caveman’s smartphone? A stone-age.
66. Why did the caveman bring a shovel to the cave? He wanted to dig deeper into his feelings.
67. What’s a caveman’s favorite type of cereal? Pebbles.
68. Why did the cave couple break up? There were too many boulder-ing issues.
69. What did the caveman say when he found a fossil? “Rock on!”
70. Why did the rock become a chef? It loved to get its hands dirty.
71. What’s a caveman’s favorite type of sandwich? Sub-rock.
72. Why did the cave throw a party? It wanted to shake things up.
73. What’s a caveman’s favorite social media platform? Stone-book.
74. Why did the caveman start a bakery in the cave? He wanted to make rock cakes.
75. What’s a caveman’s favorite type of weather? Rock storms.
76. Why did the rock become a comedian? It had a great sense of “sediment”-ality.
77. What did the caveman say when he was impressed? “You rock!”
78. Why did the cave join a gym? It wanted to get in “rock” hard shape.
79. What’s a caveman’s favorite type of soup? Pebble soup.
80. Why did the rock apply for a job at the quarry? It had a lot of experience in being hard.
81. What’s a caveman’s favorite type of bread? Bedrock.
82. Why did the cave family start a band? They had great “echo”-harmonies.
83. What’s a caveman’s favorite type of dance? The cave-macarena.
84. Why did the cave start a magazine? It wanted to be on the cover of Rolling Stones.
85. What did one cave say to another cave during an argument? “You’re taking things for granite!”
86. Why did the caveman start a construction business? He wanted to build a solid future.
87. What’s a caveman’s favorite social media platform? Stone-snap.
88. Why did the rock start a podcast? It had a lot of deep thoughts.
89. What’s a caveman’s favorite type of candy? Rock candy.
90. Why did the cave go to therapy? It needed help with its emotional stalactites.
91. What’s a caveman’s favorite type of game? Rock, paper, scissors.
92. Why did the rock start a band? It had a solid sound.
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Cave Giggles
93. What’s a caveman’s favorite type of fruit? Stone fruit.
94. Why did the cave couple break up? There were too many boulder-ing issues.
95. What’s a caveman’s favorite type of movie? Jurassic Park.
96. Why did the rock go to therapy? It had too many issues with sedimentary relationships.
97. What did the caveman say when he found his lost keys in the cave? “They were stoned!”
98. Why did the cave scientist become a comedian? His jokes were always a bit rocky.
99. What’s a caveman’s favorite type of music? Rock and roll.
100. Why did the caveman bring a ladder to the cave? He wanted to take his prehistoric art to the next level.
101. What did the rock say to the geologist? “Stop taking me for granite!”
102. Why did the cave make a great comedian? It had a lot of depth in its humor.
103. How do you organize a space party in a cave? You planet!
104. Why did the bat go to school? It wanted to improve its flying “squeak”-ills.
105. What did one cave say to another cave during an argument? “Don’t take me for granite!”
106. Why did the caveman bring a map to the cave? He didn’t want to take things for granite.
107. What’s a caveman’s favorite type of bread? Bedrock.
108. Why did the cave family start a band? They had great “echo”-harmonies.
109. What’s a caveman’s favorite type of dance? The cave-macarena.
110. Why did the cave start a magazine? It wanted to be on the cover of Rolling Stones.
111. What did one cave say to another cave during an argument? “Don’t take me for granite!”
112. Why did the caveman bring a map to the cave? He didn’t want to take things for granite.
113. What’s a caveman’s favorite type of bread? Bedrock.
114. Why did the cave family start a band? They had great “echo”-harmonies.
115. What’s a caveman’s favorite type of dance? The cave-macarena.
116. Why did the cave start a magazine? It wanted to be on the cover of Rolling Stones.
117. What did one cave say to another cave during an argument? “Don’t take me for granite!”
118. Why did the caveman bring a map to the cave? He didn’t want to take things for granite.
119. What’s a caveman’s favorite type of bread? Bedrock.
120. Why did the cave family start a band? They had great “echo”-harmonies.
121. What’s a caveman’s favorite type of dance? The cave-macarena.
122. Why did the cave start a magazine? It wanted to be on the cover of Rolling Stones.
123. What did one cave say to another cave during an argument? “Don’t take me for granite!”
124. Why did the caveman bring a map to the cave? He didn’t want to take things for granite.
125. What’s a caveman’s favorite type of bread? Bedrock.
126. Why did the cave family start a band? They had great “echo”-harmonies.
127. What’s a caveman’s favorite type of dance? The cave-macarena.
128. Why did the cave start a magazine? It wanted to be on the cover of Rolling Stones.
129. What did one cave say to another cave during an argument? “Don’t take me for granite!”
130. Why did the caveman bring a map to the cave? He didn’t want to take things for granite.
131. What’s a caveman’s favorite type of bread? Bedrock.
132. Why did the cave family start a band? They had great “echo”-harmonies.
133. What’s a caveman’s favorite type of dance? The cave-macarena.
134. Why did the cave start a magazine? It wanted to be on the cover of Rolling Stones.
135. What did one cave say to another cave during an argument? “Don’t take me for granite!”
136. Why did the caveman bring a map to the cave? He didn’t want to take things for granite.
137. What’s a caveman’s favorite type of bread? Bedrock.
138. Why did the cave family start a band? They had great “echo”-harmonies.
139. What’s a caveman’s favorite type of dance? The cave-macarena.
140. Why did the cave start a magazine? It wanted to be on the cover of Rolling Stones.
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Conclusion
Whether you’re a spelunker or just a lover of good laughs, our cave jokes are here to bring joy to the depths of your soul. Share these geological giggles with friends and unearth a world of amusement.
Remember, laughter echoes in every chamber of life!
FAQs
Are these cave jokes suitable for all ages?
Absolutely! Our cave jokes are family-friendly and guaranteed to bring smiles to explorers of all ages.
How often will new cave jokes be added?
We update regularly, so check back often for fresh underground humor that’ll keep you chuckling.
Can I submit my own cave joke for inclusion?
Certainly! We encourage contributions. Share your cave humor, and it might just become the next gem in our collection.
