57+ TCU Jokes: Laugh Your Horned Frog Off!

Introduction

Welcome to the world of TCU humor! Texas Christian University, known for its passionate Horned Frog spirit, has its own unique charm. 

Whether you’re a proud Horned Frog or just looking for a good laugh, this collection of TCU jokes is bound to tickle your funny bone. Let’s dive into some light-hearted humor about TCU!

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TCU Jokes

1. Why did the TCU student bring a ladder to the football game? Because they heard the championship was on the line!
2. How do Horned Frogs stay cool in the Texas heat? They use their TCU-tion!
3. What do TCU students and computers have in common? They both have trouble with “RAM” (Riff Ram)!
4. Why don’t TCU students play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you’re always shouting “Go Frogs!”
5. What’s a Horned Frog’s favorite subject? “Frognomics”!
6. Why did the TCU professor bring a ladder to class? To raise the bar!
7. How many TCU students does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they’re too busy shining on the football field!
8. What do TCU students say when they’re taking a test? “I’m Horned Froggin’ this!”
9. Why did the TCU Horned Frog bring a map to the game? Because they heard they were going to “TC-You”!
10. What’s a Horned Frog’s favorite dessert? “TCU-scream”!
11. Why was the TCU football team always hungry? Because they could never resist a “TCU-chdown”!
12. What’s a TCU student’s favorite dance move? The Horned Frog Hop!
13. Why did the TCU professor become a gardener? Because they wanted to see students “grow” academically!
14. What do you call a TCU student who excels in all subjects? A Horned “Scholar” Frog!
15. How do TCU students take their coffee? With plenty of “Horned Froth”!
16. What’s a Horned Frog’s favorite type of music? “Riff and Roll”!
17. Why did the TCU football player bring a ladder to practice? To work on their “high” tackles!
18. What’s a Horned Frog’s favorite bedtime story? “The Frog Prince”!
19. Why don’t Horned Frogs play cards in the wild? Too many cheetahs in TCU!
20. What’s the Horned Frog’s favorite superhero? “Frog-Man”!
21. Why did the Horned Frog bring a backpack to the game? Because they wanted to “jump” into action!
22. What do TCU students do when they win a game? They “ribbit” in celebration!
23. Why did the TCU chemistry professor always carry a frog in their lab coat? For “ribbitting” reactions!
24. What did the Horned Frog say when it found a parking spot on campus? “It’s toad-ally mine!”
25. Why did the TCU student bring a ladder to the library? To reach higher levels of knowledge!
26. What’s a Horned Frog’s favorite book genre? Mystery novels—they love to solve “ribbitting” mysteries!
27. Why was the TCU football team always well-behaved? Because they had great “disFROGpline”!
28. What’s a Horned Frog’s favorite TV show? “Leap Year”!
29. Why don’t Horned Frogs play hide and seek in the forest? Because good luck hiding when you’re so “hoppily” visible!
30. What’s the Horned Frog’s favorite social media platform? Instagram, for all those “toadally” awesome photos!

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Funny TCU One-Liners

31. Why did the TCU student bring a ladder to the gym? To get to the “top” of their fitness game!
32. What’s a Horned Frog’s favorite type of music to dance to? “Amphibian”!
33. Why did the TCU mascot get a speeding ticket? Because it was “leaping” ahead of the competition!
34. What’s a TCU student’s favorite kind of sandwich? A “croak-mon” roll!
35. Why did the Horned Frog become a lifeguard? Because they were a “toadally” good swimmer!
36. What did the TCU graduate frog say at commencement? “I’m ready to leap into the future!”
37. Why did the TCU professor bring a ladder to the lecture hall? To reach new “heights” of education!
38. What’s a Horned Frog’s favorite movie genre? “Ribbitting” comedies, of course!
39. Why do TCU students make great comedians? Because they always have a “ribbitting” punchline!
40. Why did the TCU student bring a ladder to the art class? To take their creativity to a “higher” level!
41. What’s a Horned Frog’s favorite game? Leapfrog, naturally!
42. Why don’t Horned Frogs ever get lost on campus? Because they always know where the “hopportunity” is!
43. What’s a TCU student’s favorite place to study? The “Frog-Pond” Library!
44. Why did the Horned Frog bring a backpack to the tailgate party? Because they were ready for some “tailgating” fun!
45. What’s a Horned Frog’s favorite dessert after a big game? “Fly-catchin’ Frogs”!
46. Why did the TCU professor bring a ladder to the science lab? To “climb” the ladder of knowledge!
47. What’s a Horned Frog’s favorite hobby? Playing “ribbit-ting” video games!
48. Why did the TCU student bring a ladder to the music concert? To get a “higher” note!
49. What’s a Horned Frog’s favorite mode of transportation? The “Frogway”!
50. Why don’t Horned Frogs play cards in the desert? Because there are too many sand traps!
51. What’s a TCU student’s favorite planet? Pluto, because it’s “toad-ally” out of this world!
52. Why did the TCU professor bring a ladder to the graduation ceremony? To help students “climb” the ladder of success!
53. What’s a Horned Frog’s favorite winter sport? Ice “hockey”!
54. Why don’t Horned Frogs ever get tired of winning? Because they’re always “jumping” for joy!
55. What’s a TCU student’s favorite type of tree? The “Hoplar” tree!
56. Why did the TCU football player bring a ladder to the game? To tackle the “top” players!
57. What’s a Horned Frog’s favorite language? “Croak-nese”!
58. Why did the TCU student bring a ladder to the chemistry lab? To reach the “top” of the periodic table!
59. What’s a Horned Frog’s favorite ocean creature? The “Jumping” Jellyfish!
60. Why did the TCU professor bring a ladder to the theater? To “elevate” the performance!
61. What’s a Horned Frog’s favorite holiday? Leap Year, of course!

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Conclusion

We hope these TCU jokes brought a smile to your face and showcased the unique spirit of Texas Christian University. 

TCU is not just about football and academics; it’s about the camaraderie, passion, and laughter that make this institution special. Go Horned Frogs!

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