145+ Supernatural Jokes: Tickle Your Otherworldly Funny Bone

Introduction

Do you have a fascination with the supernatural? Whether it’s ghosts, vampires, aliens, or all things paranormal, you’re in for a treat! 

We’ve conjured up a collection of over 145+ supernatural one-liners that will tickle your otherworldly funny bone. Get ready to laugh out loud as we explore the lighter side of things that go bump in the night.

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Supernatural Jokes

1. Why did the ghost go to the party? Because he heard it was going to be a “boo”last!
2. What do you call a vampire with no teeth? A gummy bear.
3. Why did the witch bring a ladder to the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house.
4. Why do aliens never tell secrets? Because they’re afraid of the “truth” serum!
5. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? I-scream.
6. Why don’t mummies take vacations? They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.
7. What do you call a friendly sea monster? A “Nessie-tive” creature.
8. Why was the zombie always invited to parties? He had a “dead”ly dance moves.
9. What did one werewolf say to the other? “I wolf you so much!”
10. Why don’t vampires use social media? Because they don’t want to be unliked.
11. How does a ghost say goodbye? “Boo-bye!”
12. What do you call a group of witches working on a software project? A hexadecimal team.
13. Why don’t witches wear flat hats? Because there’s no point in it.
14. What do you call a haunted chicken coop? A poultrygeist.
15. Why did Dracula become a vegetarian? Because biting necks made him feel a little “bleh.”
16. What do you call a ghost panda? Bamboo.
17. Why do witches make terrible secretaries? They can’t keep a spellbook properly.
18. What kind of cereal do ghosts prefer? Boo-Berries.
19. Why don’t werewolves use social media? Because they can’t help but post fur-midable selfies.
20. What do you call a polite vampire? Fangs a lot.
21. Why was the mummy so tense? Because he was all wound up.
22. What do you call a group of poltergeists singing together? A spectral choir.
23. Why was the vampire always a hit at parties? He had a coffin full of great jokes.
24. What do you call a ghost that only haunts the houses of bakers? A gluten-free ghost.
25. Why do zombies always carry a pencil? In case they need to draw blood.
26. What did the psychic vampire say to the emotional vampire? “You’re a real pain in the neck.”
27. Why don’t ghosts use the internet? They’re afraid of the “net” result.
28. How do you stop a ghost from haunting you? Take away its sheet music.
29. Why was the vampire so good at math? Because he was good with his “counting.”
30. What did the ghost chef serve for dessert? I-scream, you scream, we all scream!
31. Why don’t aliens play hide and seek on Earth? Because good hiding spots are rare.

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Hilarious Supernatural Jokes

32. What do you call a ghost who loves to dance? A boogie man.
33. How do you make a ghost laugh? Tell it a ghost story.
34. Why did the ghost break up with his girlfriend? She wasn’t his “boo” anymore.
35. Why do zombies make terrible photographers? They can’t hold their heads straight.
36. What do you call a werewolf who loves to surf? A “beach”wolf.
37. Why was the vampire so good at poker? Because he had a “poker face.”
38. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange.
39. Why did the zombie bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house.
40. What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman? Frostbite.
41. Why was the ghost such a great storyteller? Because he always had a captive audience.
42. What’s a vampire’s favorite kind of ship? A blood vessel.
43. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him.
44. What do you call a ghost’s true love? His ghoul-friend.
45. Why did the zombie enroll in cooking school? He wanted to learn how to “stew” humans properly.
46. What did the vampire say to the teacher? See you next bite.
47. What do you call a vampire who can sing? A vampire bat.
48. What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire? A fur coat that hates sunlight.
49. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
50. What do you call a vampire who’s always on the go? A bat-mobile.
51. Why do mummies have trouble keeping secrets? They tend to wrap things up.
52. Why don’t zombies use smartphones? They’re afraid of losing their “dead”lines.
53. Why was the ghost always breaking up with his girlfriends? He was too possessive.
54. Why did the zombie join a support group? He wanted to find someone with a brain.
55. Why did the witch become a baker? She wanted to put a spell on you with her cookies.
56. How do you make a witch scratch? Take away the ‘w.’
57. What do you call a vampire that’s always on the run? A “bat” fugitive.
58. Why did the vampire take up gardening? He wanted to grow his own “fang-tastic” food.
59. What do you get when you cross a vampire with a computer? A lot of bytes.
60. Why do zombies make terrible lawyers? They’re always losing their heads.

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Supernatural One-Liners

61. What did the skeleton order at the restaurant? Spare ribs.
62. How do you make a witch laugh? You tickle her funny bone.
63. What did the ghost give his girlfriend? His heart.
64. What do you call a haunted house for cows? A moo-seum.
65. What’s a ghost’s favorite game? Hide and shriek.
66. How do you make a witch itchy? Take away her ‘w.’
67. Why do ghosts go to the movies? For the “boo”-tiful special effects.
68. What kind of music do ghosts like? Sheet music.
69. What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire? A furmidable creature.
70. How do you make a witch float? Take two scoops of ice scream.
71. What do you call a zombie with a sense of humor? A deadpan comedian.
72. Why was the vampire so good at baseball? He could always hit a home “run.”
73. What did the mummy pack for his vacation? His “wrap”around sunglasses.
74. How do ghosts stay in shape? They do the “boo”gie.
75. Why did the vampire break up with his girlfriend? She was a pain in the neck.
76. Why did the zombie start a gardening business? He wanted to “reap” what he sowed.
77. How do you make a witch stop smiling? Take away the ‘w.’
78. What did the werewolf say to the moon? “You complete me.”
79. Why did the ghost apply for a loan? He needed some “boo”st in his life.
80. What do you call a vampire who’s a stand-up comedian? A “biting” wit.
81. How do you make a vampire stop biting his nails? Give him a “stake” to chew on.
82. Why did the ghost go to the party alone? Because he had no body to go with.
83. What do you call a ghost’s favorite ride at the amusement park? The rollerghoster.
84. How do you make a witch furious? Take away the ‘w.’
85. What do you call a vampire’s pet? A bloodhound.
86. Why did the zombie go to school? To improve his “dead”ucation.
87. How do you make a ghost stop haunting you? Tell it to “ghoul” away.
88. Why do vampires make terrible employees? They can’t help but take “bites” out of the company profits.

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Best Supernatural Jokes

89. What do you call a ghost cow? A moo-terialized spirit.
90. Why did the mummy become an archaeologist? He wanted to unwrap the mysteries of the past.
91. What do you call a vampire who’s always on a diet? A “slim”pire.
92. How do you make a ghost feel better? Tell it a “spirited” joke.
93. Why don’t witches use smartphones? Because they prefer to “hex” message.
94. How do you make a zombie laugh? Tell it a “dead” joke.
95. Why did the headless horseman apply for a job? He wanted to get ahead in life.
96. How do you make a witch laugh? You tickle her “funny bone.”
97. Why don’t ghosts like the rain? It dampens their spirits.
98. Why do ghosts like to ride elevators? It lifts their spirits.
99. How do you make a vampire laugh? Tell it a “fang”-tastic joke.
100. What’s a vampire’s favorite game? Hide and shriek.
101. Why do witches make terrible pilots? They can’t “witch” to the runway.
102. How do you make a ghost scratch? Take away the ‘g.’
103. Why did the zombie break up with his girlfriend? She wasn’t his “boo” anymore.
104. How do you make a witch’s cat bark? Take away the ‘w.’
105. What do you call a vampire’s dog? A bloodhound.
106. What did the ghost say to the annoying vampire? “You’re a pain in my neck!”
107. How do you make a witch lose weight? Take away the ‘w.’
108. Why did the zombie go to school? He wanted to improve his “dead”ucation.
109. What do you call a vampire’s favorite fruit? A necktarine.
110. How do you make a ghost clean? Give it a “boo”ket and a mop.
111. What did the vampire bring to the beach? A blood towel.
112. Why do mummies make great lifeguards? They have their “wraps” on water safety.
113. How do you make a zombie stop chasing you? Take a nap; they’ll lose interest.
114. Why did the ghost join a rock band? Because he wanted to be a “soul” singer.
115. What do you call a vampire who’s always getting lost? A “crypt” keeper.
116. Why do witches make terrible weather forecasters? They’re always casting the wrong spells.
117. How do you make a ghost say “thank you”? Take away the ‘t.’
118. What did the vampire bring to the picnic? A bloodwich.

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Supernatural Puns

119. Why did the zombie apply for a job at the bakery? He wanted to “loaf” around.
120. How do you make a vampire stop biting? Tell him to get a “grip.”
121. Why did the vampire start a band? He wanted to play some “ghoul” tunes.
122. What do you call a vampire’s favorite game? Batminton.
123. Why was the ghost so bad at lying? Because you could see right through him.
124. Why did the vampire get a job at the blood bank? He always wanted to work nights.
125. Why did the zombie go to the doctor? He had a coffin fit.
126. What’s a vampire’s favorite holiday? Fangsgiving.
127. What did the ghost say to the vampire? “You’re a pain in my neck.”
128. Why don’t witches ride their brooms when they’re angry? They don’t want to “fly off the handle.”
129. Why did the vampire become a doctor? He wanted to learn how to “draw” blood.
130. Why do mummies make terrible detectives? They always “wrap up” the case.
131. What’s a vampire’s favorite mode of transportation? A blood vessel.
132. What did the ghost say to the zombie? “You’re a dead ringer for my ex!”
133. How do you make a vampire stop biting? Tell him to “get a grip.”
134. What do you call a polite ghost? A “shy”spook.
135. What’s a ghost’s favorite ride at the amusement park? The rollerghoster.
136. How do you make a witch feel better? Give her a “magic” hug.
137. Why do vampires always seem so calm? Because they have no blood pressure.
138. What do you call a vampire comedian? A “bite”-sized performer.
139. Why don’t ghosts need to go to the bathroom? They have “boo”-ed everything out.
140. What do you call a vampire who’s good at math? A count-er.
141. Why did the werewolf become a landscaper? He wanted to plant “howl”-er flowers.
142. Why did the ghost get locked out of the haunted house? He lost his “boo” keys.
143. What kind of music do ghosts like? Soul music.
144. Why do vampires never get lost? They always find their way by the nearest vein.
145. Why did the vampire use mouthwash? He wanted to get rid of the “bat” breath.
146. What’s a vampire’s favorite type of music? Bloodthirsty rock.
147. Why was the ghost such a great bartender? Because he always had a “boo”-ze recommendation.
148. What do you call a ghost’s favorite pie? Booberry pie.

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Conclusion

Laughter is known to be the best remedy for almost anything, and that includes the eerie and unexplained. The world of the supernatural can be quite mysterious and often a bit scary, but these jokes help us see the lighter side of things. 

We hope you enjoyed this collection of supernatural humor and had some good, hearty laughs. Remember, there’s always room for humor, even in the darkest corners of the unknown.

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