86+ Stormtrooper Jokes – Laugh with the Galactic Empire!

Introduction

Welcome to a galaxy far, far away, where even the infamous Stormtroopers take a break from patrolling the Galactic Empire to share a laugh or two. In this collection, we’ve gathered 86+ lighthearted Stormtrooper jokes that will tickle your funny bone and make you see these iconic soldiers in a whole new light. 

Whether you’re a die-hard Star Wars fan or just looking for a good chuckle, these jokes are bound to brighten your day. Join us as we explore the humorous side of the Imperial forces!

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Stormtrooper Laughs

1. Why did the Stormtrooper start a band? Because he had the perfect aim for hitting all the wrong notes!
2. What’s a Stormtrooper’s favorite type of music? “Imperial” Marches!
3. How do Stormtroopers brew their coffee? They use the dark side of the roast.
4. Why did the Stormtrooper bring a ladder to the battlefield? Because he heard the rebels had a high ground advantage!
5. What do you call a Stormtrooper who knows how to dance? A “smooth” trooper!
6. Why did the Stormtrooper bring a pencil to the Death Star? In case he needed to draw his blaster!
7. How do Stormtroopers keep their helmets shiny? They use Windex of the Force!
8. Why did the Stormtrooper apply for a job at the bakery? Because he wanted to work on his “rolling” skills!
9. What’s a Stormtrooper’s favorite game at the arcade? “Whack-a-Rebel!”
10. Why did the Stormtrooper go to therapy? Because he couldn’t find his true clone identity!
11. Why did the Stormtrooper cross the road? To miss the rebel spies on the other side!
12. How does a Stormtrooper ask someone out on a date? “Would you be the droid I’m looking for?”
13. What do you call a group of Stormtroopers playing hide and seek? A “missing” patrol!
14. Why was the Stormtrooper always the last one picked for dodgeball? Because he couldn’t hit anything even if it was as big as the Death Star!
15. What’s a Stormtrooper’s favorite fruit? Im-pairs!
16. Why did the Stormtrooper bring a ladder to the Death Star? Because he heard the Emperor was looking for a new apprentice, and he wanted to climb the ranks!
17. Why did the Stormtrooper apply for a job at the library? Because he heard they had great “cover” stories!
18. What did one Stormtrooper say to the other at the cantina? “I’ve got a bad feeling about this drink.”
19. Why did the Stormtrooper go to art school? To improve his “blasterpiece” skills!
20. What’s a Stormtrooper’s favorite type of math? Imperial Geometry!
21. Why did the Stormtrooper bring a bucket to the shooting range? In case he needed to “miss”!
22. What did the Stormtrooper do when he saw a mouse on the Death Star? He called for Mouse D2!
23. Why did the Stormtrooper apply for a job as a chef? Because he wanted to master the art of “miss en place”!
24. Why did the Stormtrooper become a gardener? Because he wanted to learn how to “miss” the weeds!
25. What do you call a Stormtrooper who loves to read? A “book trooper”!
26. Why did the Stormtrooper become a stand-up comedian? Because he wanted to see if he could “miss” with humor too!
27. What did the Stormtrooper do when he saw a “Rebel for Sale” sign? He bought them all and asked for a “bulk” discount!
28. Why did the Stormtrooper join the circus? Because he wanted to learn how to “miss” the circus rings!
29. What’s a Stormtrooper’s favorite board game? “Imperial” Settlers of Catan!
30. Why did the Stormtrooper get kicked out of the art class? Because he couldn’t draw a “blasterpiece” even with a stencil!

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Stormtrooper Humor

31. What did the Stormtrooper say when he couldn’t find his keys? “These aren’t the keys you’re looking for.”
32. Why did the Stormtrooper become a chef? Because he wanted to perfect his “blaster chef” skills!
33. Why did the Stormtrooper apply for a job at the zoo? Because he wanted to learn how to “miss” the animals!
34. What’s a Stormtrooper’s favorite dessert ? Imperial Flan!
35. Why did the Stormtrooper bring a ladder to the Ewok village? He heard they had tree houses on the “high ground”!
36. Why did the Stormtrooper become a gardener? Because he wanted to know how to “miss” the flower beds!
37. What did the Stormtrooper say to the Wookiee after a game of chess? “Let the Wookiee win.”
38. Why did the Stormtrooper apply for a job at the clock factory? Because he wanted to learn how to “miss” time!
39. What’s a Stormtrooper’s favorite type of cheese? Gouda Emperor!
40. Why did the Stormtrooper become a detective? Because he wanted to “miss” the clues!
41. Why did the Stormtrooper become a lifeguard? Because he wanted to learn how to “miss” the waves!
42. What’s a Stormtrooper’s favorite subject in school? Artillery!
43. Why did the Stormtrooper join the orchestra? Because he wanted to learn how to “miss” the notes!
44. Why did the Stormtrooper bring a ladder to the droid repair shop? In case he needed to reach the “high-tech” equipment!
45. Why did the Stormtrooper become a weatherman? Because he wanted to predict the chances of “missing” rain!
46. What’s a Stormtrooper’s favorite kind of bread? Obi-Wan Cannoli!
47. Why did the Stormtrooper become a locksmith? Because he wanted to “miss” unlocking doors!
48. Why did the Stormtrooper apply for a job at the circus as a tightrope walker? Because he wanted to learn how to “miss” the tightrope!
49. What did one Stormtrooper say to the other at the shooting range? “Can you teach me how to ‘miss’ like you?”
50. Why did the Stormtrooper become a chef? Because he wanted to “miss” the secret ingredient!
51. Why did the Stormtrooper become a tailor? Because he wanted to “miss” the fashion trends!
52. What’s a Stormtrooper’s favorite dance move? The “Blaster Shuffle”!
53. Why did the Stormtrooper become a lifeguard at the swimming pool? Because he wanted to learn how to “miss” the diving board!
54. What’s a Stormtrooper’s favorite type of cookie? Chewbacca Chip!
55. Why did the Stormtrooper become a baseball pitcher? Because he wanted to “miss” the strike zone!
56. What’s a Stormtrooper’s favorite type of weather? Cloudfather!
57. Why did the Stormtrooper apply for a job as a pilot? Because he wanted to learn how to “miss” the sky!
58. Why did the Stormtrooper become a gardener? Because he wanted to know how to “miss” the garden gnome!
59. What do you call a Stormtrooper who loves nature? An “eco-trooper”!
60. Why did the Stormtrooper become a DJ? Because he wanted to “miss” the beat!

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Stormtrooper Gags

61. What’s a Stormtrooper’s favorite type of sandwich? Darth Maul-ban!
62. Why did the Stormtrooper become a barista? Because he wanted to “miss” the latte art!
63. Why did the Stormtrooper bring a ladder to the library? Because he heard they had books on the “high shelf”!
64. What’s a Stormtrooper’s favorite type of exercise? “Imperial” Squats!
65. Why did the Stormtrooper become a tour guide on the Death Star? Because he wanted to show people how to “miss” the exit!
66. What did one Stormtrooper say to the other at the costume party? “You look just like me!”
67. Why did the Stormtrooper apply for a job as a drummer? Because he wanted to “miss” a beat!
68. What’s a Stormtrooper’s favorite type of sushi? Obi-Wan Kebi!
69. Why did the Stormtrooper become a locksmith? Because he wanted to “miss” the keyhole!
70. What’s a Stormtrooper’s favorite kind of pizza? Darth Maul-epperoni!
71. Why did the Stormtrooper bring a ladder to the grocery store? In case he needed to reach the “high-priced” items!
72. Why did the Stormtrooper become a stand-up comedian? Because he wanted to “miss” with laughter!
73. What’s a Stormtrooper’s favorite type of salad dressing? Vader-anch!
74. Why did the Stormtrooper apply for a job as a lifeguard at the beach? Because he wanted to learn how to “miss” the sandcastles!
75. Why did the Stormtrooper become a gardener? Because he wanted to know how to “miss” the scarecrow!
76. What do you call a Stormtrooper who loves to cook? A “grill trooper”!
77. Why did the Stormtrooper become a barber? Because he wanted to “miss” the haircuts!
78. What’s a Stormtrooper’s favorite type of fruit juice? Im-pear-ial!
79. Why did the Stormtrooper bring a ladder to the dance party? In case he needed to “miss” a step!
80. Why did the Stormtrooper become a lifeguard at the pool? Because he wanted to learn how to “miss” the floaties!
81. What’s a Stormtrooper’s favorite type of pizza topping? Cheese 3PO!
82. Why did the Stormtrooper apply for a job as a comedian? Because he wanted to “miss” with jokes!
83. Why did the Stormtrooper bring a ladder to the zoo? In case he needed to “miss” the giraffes!
84. What do you call a Stormtrooper who loves to fish? A “reel trooper”!
85. Why did the Stormtrooper become a barista? Because he wanted to “miss” the espresso shots!
86. What’s a Stormtrooper’s favorite type of pasta? Obi-Wan Kenoodley!
87. Why did the Stormtrooper bring a ladder to the disco? In case he needed to “miss” a dance move!
88. Why did the Stormtrooper become a lifeguard at the waterpark? Because he wanted to learn how to “miss” the slides!
89. What’s a Stormtrooper’s favorite type of sandwich spread? Leia Butter!
90. Why did the Stormtrooper apply for a job as a gardener? Because he wanted to “miss” the hedge trimming!

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Conclusion

We hope you’ve enjoyed this collection of Stormtrooper jokes and had some good laughs along the way. Remember, even in the vastness of space, humor knows no bounds. Whether it’s their notoriously bad aim or their knack for finding humor in the most serious situations, Stormtroopers prove that laughter can bridge the gap between galaxies. 

May the laughter be with you, and may you continue to explore the lighter side of the Star Wars universe.

FAQs

Are these jokes suitable for all ages?

Yes, these jokes are family-friendly and suitable for Star Wars fans of all ages.

Can I share these jokes on social media or with friends?

Absolutely! Feel free to share the laughter with your friends and fellow Star Wars enthusiasts.

Are there any more Star Wars jokes available?

While this collection focuses on Stormtrooper jokes, there are plenty of other Star Wars-themed jokes and humor to explore across the galaxy. Check out other sources for even more laughs from the Star Wars universe.

Do Stormtroopers have a sense of humor in the movies?

While Stormtroopers are typically portrayed as serious and dedicated soldiers in the Star Wars films, these jokes are a playful take on their characters and not reflective of their on-screen personas.