57+ Sea of Thieves Jokes: Plundering Laughs on the High Seas

Introduction

Ahoy, mateys! Sea of Thieves, the thrilling pirate adventure game, has taken players on countless voyages across the seas. 

But today, we’re embarking on a different kind of treasure hunt – a quest for laughter! Join us on a hilarious journey as we uncover a treasure trove of sea of thieves jokes and puns inspired by this beloved game.

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Sea Of Thieves Jokes

1. Why did the pirate bring a ladder to Sea of Thieves? To find the high seas, of course!
2. What do pirates say when they can’t remember where they parked their ship? “I’ve lost my ‘anchor’ of memory!”
3. Why don’t pirates ever play hide and seek on their ship? Because they’re worried they might “deck-scover” treasure chests.
4. How do pirates prefer to communicate at sea? Aye to aye!
5. Why did the pirate get kicked out of the tavern on an island in Sea of Thieves? He couldn’t find his “sea-legs.”
6. What’s a pirate’s favorite game in Sea of Thieves? “X marks the jokes.”
7. Why do pirates make terrible secret agents in Sea of Thieves? Because they always “buccaneer” cover.
8. What did the pirate say after he found buried treasure? “Well, shiver me timbers!”
9. Why don’t pirates ever tell secrets at sea? Because they’re afraid of “loose lips.”
10. How do pirates make their money in Sea of Thieves? They “hook” it!
11. Why did the pirate bring a pencil to the battle? To “sketch” out their victory!
12. What do you call a group of pirates telling jokes? A “laugh-tain.”
13. Why do pirates in Sea of Thieves make terrible bankers? They can’t resist “plundering” interest rates.
14. Why did the pirate refuse to play cards with the kraken? Because the kraken always has an “inkling.”
15. What’s a pirate’s favorite type of music in Sea of Thieves? “A sea shanty.”
16. Why did the pirate bring a treasure map to the grocery store? He heard they had “pirate’s booty.”
17. What do you call a pirate’s favorite restaurant on an island in Sea of Thieves? “Arrrby’s.”
18. Why did the pirate become a gardener on their ship? They wanted to “grow” their own sea cucumbers.
19. What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise on a ship? “Buccaneer-ups.”
20. Why did the pirate apply for a job as a chef on an island in Sea of Thieves? Because he wanted to make “matey”-balls.
21. What’s a pirate’s favorite type of TV show on the ship? “Pirate-novelas.”
22. Why did the pirate bring a phone to the ship? He wanted to make “yarrrgh”-on calls.
23. What do you call a pirate with a sunburn on an island in Sea of Thieves? “Red beard.”
24. Why did the pirate bring a net to the shipwreck? To “catch” some fishy tales.
25. What’s a pirate’s favorite school subject? “Arrrt history.”
26. Why did the pirate bring a can-opener on their treasure hunt? They heard the treasure chest had “booty” inside.
27. What do pirates sing in the shower on their ship? “Yo ho, it’s off to bathe we go.”
28. Why did the pirate join a singing competition on an island in Sea of Thieves? He wanted to be a “pirate-idol.”
29. What’s a pirate’s favorite way to send messages on a ship? By “ship-e-mail.”
30. Why did the pirate bring a ladder to the tavern on an island in Sea of Thieves? Because they heard the drinks were on the “high seas.”

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31. Why do pirates make terrible math tutors in Sea of Thieves? Because they always say, “Take a number, matey!”
32. What’s a pirate’s favorite pizza topping on the ship? “Anchovies.”
33. Why did the pirate take a nap on the island in Sea of Thieves? He needed to “recharge” his treasure-hunting energy.
34. What’s a pirate’s favorite social media platform? “Tik-yarrrrr!”
35. Why did the pirate get in trouble at the library on the island? He couldn’t stop saying, “Shhh-iver me timbers!”
36. What’s a pirate’s favorite type of pasta on the ship? “Ramen.”
37. Why don’t pirates ever use smartphones on their ship? Because they’re afraid of “text-tidal” waves.
38. What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable on the island? “Sea-lery.”
39. Why did the pirate always carry a ladder on the ship? To reach the “high sea-cupboard.”
40. What’s a pirate’s favorite dance move on the island? The “Swashbuckle.”
41. Why did the pirate become a comedian on the ship? Because he loved making “crow’s laughs.”
42. What’s a pirate’s favorite place to shop on the island in Sea of Thieves? The “plundermarket.”
43. Why did the pirate bring a pillow to the treasure hunt on the island? In case he found “rest-treasure.”
44. What’s a pirate’s favorite type of car on the ship? A “Buick-aneer.”
45. Why did the pirate go to the doctor on the ship? He had a terrible case of “sea-sickness.”
46. What’s a pirate’s favorite type of weather on the island in Sea of Thieves? “Pirate-dise.”
47. Why did the pirate always carry a map on the ship? To avoid “dire-rections.”
48. What’s a pirate’s favorite type of ice cream on the ship? “Rum raisin.”
49. Why did the pirate start a band on the island? Because he wanted to play “treasure-chests.”
50. What’s a pirate’s favorite subject in school on the ship? “Pirate-algebra.”
51. Why did the pirate bring a ladder to the underwater shipwreck? To find the “sub-marinetime.”
52. What’s a pirate’s favorite flower on the island in Sea of Thieves? “Sea-tulips.”
53. Why did the pirate bring a fishing rod to the tavern on the island? He wanted to “hook” some good times.
54. What’s a pirate’s favorite book on the ship? “Moby Duck.”
55. Why did the pirate become a lifeguard on the island? He wanted to watch over the “sea-lives.”
56. What’s a pirate’s favorite board game on the ship? “Sea-tonopoly.”
57. Why did the pirate go to the dentist on the island? He had a “gold tooth”ache.
58. What’s a pirate’s favorite type of candy on the ship? “Sea-same seeds.”
59. Why did the pirate bring a treasure map to the costume party on the island? He wanted to be the “map-tain.”
60. What’s a pirate’s favorite animal on the ship? “Squawk.”

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Conclusion

Navigating the high seas in Sea of Thieves is no easy feat, but with a hearty dose of humor, even the stormiest waters can become a source of amusement. 

We hope these jokes have brought a smile to your face and lightened your pirate heart. Until the next voyage, keep the laughter and grog flowing!

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