64+ Hilarious SCP Jokes: Hilarity in the Anomalies

Introduction

Explore the humorous side of the SCP Foundation with a collection of jokes that poke fun at the anomalies, containment procedures, and everything in between.

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SCP Jokes

1. Why did SCP-173 get a promotion? Because it’s always moving up in the world! 
2. Why did SCP-682 refuse to play cards? Because it always finds a way to “cheat” death! 
3. What did the researcher say to SCP-096? “I bet you’re a real ‘hit’ at parties!” 
4. Why did SCP-999 become a comedian? Because it’s a master of slapstick humor! 
5. Why did SCP-049 fail its medical exam? It kept diagnosing everyone with “pestilence”! 
6. What’s SCP-914’s favorite kind of music? Refine and “classical”! 
7. Why did SCP-096 break up with its girlfriend? She couldn’t bear to look at it! 
8. Why did SCP-173 never win at hide and seek? Because it always gets caught when someone blinks! 
9. What did SCP-682 say when asked about its diet? “Anything that doesn’t eat me first!” 
10. Why did SCP-999 join the basketball team? Because it’s a “slam” dunk at spreading joy! 
11. Why was SCP-076 always late? Because it took a while to contain its excitement! 
12. Why was SCP-055 a terrible dancer? Because nobody can remember its moves! 
13. Why was SCP-1471 never invited to parties? Because it always caused a “nightmare” for the hosts! 
14. Why did SCP-343 never get a job? Because being a “god” is a full-time occupation! 
15. Why did SCP-049 open a bakery? To make some “bread” out of its containment procedures! 
16. Why did SCP-682 never go on vacation? Because it would “destroy” the entire itinerary! 
17. Why was SCP-173 the best gardener? Because it had a talent for making things grow… fast! 
18. Why did SCP-999 join the choir? Because its voice could lift even the heaviest of spirits! 
19. Why did SCP-106 always win at hide and seek? Because it’s an expert at slipping through the cracks! 
20. Why did SCP-096 become a model? Because its career really took off after that one “exposure”! 
21. Why did SCP-682 fail art class? Because it couldn’t “contain” its creativity! 
22. Why did SCP-999 never get stressed? Because it knows how to “squash” anxiety with love! 
23. Why was SCP-914 a terrible cook? Because it always ended up over-“cooking” its meals! 
24. Why did SCP-035 start a fashion line? Because it knows how to make even the most “haunting” trends! 
25. Why did SCP-096 start a YouTube channel? To showcase its “reaction” videos! 
26. Why did SCP-682 become a motivational speaker? Because it knows how to “crush” negativity! 
27. Why was SCP-999 terrible at hide and seek? Because it always left a trail of giggles behind!
28. Why did SCP-999 become a detective? Because it could always “sniff out” the truth! 
29. Why did SCP-173 never become a sculptor? Because it always had trouble holding still! 
30. What did SCP-682 say to SCP-999? “You’re too soft for this world!” 

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Hilarious SCP Jokes

31. Why did SCP-049 become a chef? Because it knows how to “cure” any dish! 
32. Why did SCP-096 start a band? To show off its “killer” vocals! 
33. What did SCP-173 say to SCP-096? “I see you’ve got some ‘issues’!”
34. Why did SCP-914 start a dating service? Because it knows how to find the perfect “match”! 
35. Why did SCP-682 become a gardener? Because it loves to “weed out” the competition! 
36. Why did SCP-999 fail as a teacher? Because it could never be “strict” enough! 
37. Why did SCP-096 become a baker? Because it loves to “rise” to the occasion! 
38. Why did SCP-049 become a hairstylist? Because it knows how to “trim” down any problem! 
39. Why did SCP-173 never become a pilot? Because it couldn’t handle the “air” pressure! 
40. Why did SCP-999 never win at poker? Because it always showed its “hand” too soon! 
41. Why did SCP-682 start a bookstore? Because it’s an expert at “turning” pages! 
42. Why did SCP-049 join the circus? To put on a “spectacle” with its surgical skills! 
43. Why did SCP-173 become a comedian? Because it knows how to “crack” a joke! 
44. Why did SCP-682 become a therapist? Because it knows how to “break down” barriers! 
45. Why did SCP-096 become an actor? Because it’s great at playing “emotionally charged” roles! 
46. Why did SCP-049 become a tailor? Because it knows how to “alter” reality with its stitches! 
47. Why did SCP-682 become a locksmith? Because it knows how to “pick” its battles!
48. Why did SCP-999 start a band? Because it knew how to “harmonize” with everyone! 
49. Why did SCP-682 become a stand-up comedian? Because it always leaves the audience “roaring”! 
50. Why did SCP-096 become a musician? Because its songs always hit a “high note”! 
51. Why did SCP-173 become a painter? Because it loves to leave its “mark” on the canvas! 
52. Why did SCP-049 become a magician? Because it knows how to make things “disappear”! 
53. Why did SCP-682 start a cooking show? Because it’s an expert at “grilling” its opponents! 
54. Why did SCP-999 become a motivational speaker? Because it knows how to spread “positivity”! 
55. Why did SCP-173 never become a dancer? Because it couldn’t “move” past its containment! 
56. Why did SCP-096 become a therapist? Because it knows how to help people “face” their fears! 
57. Why did SCP-049 become a florist? Because it’s skilled at arranging “bouquets” of remedies! 
58. Why did SCP-682 become a scientist? Because it loves to “experiment” with destruction! 
59. Why did SCP-999 start a charity? Because it knows how to “give back” to the community! 
60. Why did SCP-173 become a poet? Because it knows how to “capture” emotions in verse! 
61. Why did SCP-049 become a tour guide? Because it’s knowledgeable about “sights” to see! 
62. Why did SCP-682 start a daycare? Because it’s great at “handling” little monsters! 
63. Why did SCP-096 become a photographer? Because it’s an expert at “capturing” expressions! 
64. Why did SCP-049 become a counselor? Because it knows how to “diagnose” problems! 
65. Why did SCP-999 become a lifeguard? Because it’s always ready to “rescue” those in need! 
66. Why did SCP-682 become a construction worker? Because it knows how to “demolish” obstacles! 
67. Why did SCP-173 become a gardener? Because it’s good at “growing” on you!

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Conclusion

Laughter can be a great way to cope with the mysteries and terrors of the SCP Foundation. These jokes offer a humorous take on the anomalies and the world they inhabit.

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