Fun 120+ Pumpkin Jokes for Kids: Giggles and Gourds Galore!

Introduction

Looking for a way to add some giggles to your autumn days? Look no further! We’ve gathered a delightful collection of 120+ pumpkin jokes that are sure to tickle your funny bone and bring smiles to kids of all ages. 

Whether you’re carving pumpkins, enjoying pumpkin spice treats, or simply celebrating the fall season, these jokes will add a touch of whimsy to the festivities. Get ready to share laughter and gourds galore with these playful puns!

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Pumpkin Playtime

1. Why did the pumpkin go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little “gourd”!
2. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash!
3. How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
4. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash!
5. What did the pumpkin say to the pumpkin pie? “You’re my filling!”
6. Why was the pumpkin so good at making friends? It had a great “gourd”-inality!
7. What do you call a pumpkin that’s been put under a spell? A “pumpkincantation”!
8. Why did the pumpkin turn red? Because it saw the pumpkin pie!
9. What do you call a pumpkin with no eyes? Pump-kin!
10. Why did the pumpkin sit on the fence? Because it didn’t have a chair!
11. What do you call a pumpkin that plays the guitar? A “plumpkin”!
12. Why did the pumpkin bring a ladder to the pumpkin patch? Because it wanted to see what was over the pumpkin wall!
13. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite TV show? The “Pumpkin Spice” channel!
14. How do you make a pumpkin laugh? Tickle its funny bone!
15. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite type of music? Hip-hop-gourd!
16. What do you call a pumpkin that’s been carved? A “jack-o’-lantern”!
17. Why did the pumpkin go to school? To get a little “smarty-pants”!
18. What did one pumpkin say to the other pumpkin? “You make my heart “gourd” pitter-patter!”
19. Why did the pumpkin go to the party alone? Because it couldn’t find its “boo”!
20. What do you get when you cross a pumpkin and a snowman? Frostbite!
21. Why was the pumpkin so happy? Because it was a “squash” with a great attitude!
22. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite time of year? Fall, of course!
23. Why did the pumpkin break up with the watermelon? It thought it was too “melon”-dramatic!
24. What did one pumpkin say to the other pumpkin on Halloween? “Let’s squash our differences and have a gourd time!”
25. Why do pumpkins make terrible baseball players? They always strike out!
26. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin in the ocean? A “pumpkin seed”!
27. Why did the pumpkin go to the dentist? It needed a root canal-oli!
28. What do you call a pumpkin with a sense of humor? Hilarious!
29. Why did the pumpkin go on a diet? It wanted to shed a few “pounds”!
30. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite game to play? Hide and “gourd” seek!
31. Why did the pumpkin cross the road? To get to the patch!
32. What did the pumpkin say to the pumpkin pie on Thanksgiving? “I’m stuffed!”
33. Why was the pumpkin blushing? Because it saw the Halloween decorations!
34. What did the pumpkin say to the squash? “Stop “squash”-ing my dreams!”
35. Why did the pumpkin go to the dance? Because it had all the right “moves”!
36. What do you call a pumpkin that’s won an award? An “a-maize-ing” pumpkin!
37. Why was the pumpkin so good at math? Because it had “pump-kin” pie charts!
38. What did the pumpkin say to the ghost on Halloween? “You really “spook”-ed me!”
39. What do you call a pumpkin that loves to read? A “book-o’-lantern”!

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Pumpkin Humor

40. Why did the pumpkin go to the doctor? Because it was “a little seedy”!
41. What do you call a pumpkin with an attitude? A “pumpkin-on!”
42. Why did the pumpkin go to the party? Because it was a real “smash”!
43. What did one pumpkin say to the other pumpkin in the race? “I’m “rooting” for you!”
44. Why was the pumpkin so good at telling jokes? Because it had a great “sense of gourd” humor!
45. What did the pumpkin say to the sunflower? “You’re a-“maize”-ing!”
46. Why did the pumpkin go to the library? It wanted to get “squash” and read some books!
47. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite exercise? “Pump”-ing iron!
48. Why did the pumpkin go to the movies? Because it wanted to see the latest “blockbuster”!
49. What did one pumpkin say to the other pumpkin in the hot sun? “I’m getting all “mushy”!”
50. What do you call a pumpkin who tells jokes? A “punch”-line!
51. Why did the pumpkin turn into a coach? Because it wanted to be a “carriage”!
52. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite dance? The “pumpkin” shuffle!
53. Why did the pumpkin get in trouble at school? It was too “cool” for school!
54. What do you call a pumpkin with good manners? “Please”-kin!
55. Why did the pumpkin start a band? Because it had a great “rind”!
56. What did the pumpkin say to the tomato? “Stop “ketchup”-ing!”
57. Why did the pumpkin go to the bakery? It wanted to get a little “pie” in the sky!
58. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite game at the fair? Whack-a-Gourd!
59. Why did the pumpkin go to the doctor’s office? It wasn’t “feeling well”!
60. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite place in town? The “pumpkin” patch!
61. Why was the pumpkin blushing at the Halloween party? Because it saw the boo-ty!
62. What did one pumpkin say to the other pumpkin at the race? “Slow down, you’re “squash”-ing me!”

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Pumpkin-Themed Jokes

63. Why did the pumpkin sit on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
64. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite dessert? Pumpkin “pie” in the sky!
65. Why did the pumpkin bring a ladder to the apple tree? To see what the big “apple” was all about!
66. What do you call a pumpkin that’s been in a lot of accidents? A “bump”-kin!
67. Why did the pumpkin go to the haunted house? Because it had a lot of “gourd” times there!
68. What did the pumpkin say to the watermelon? “You’re one in a “melon”!”
69. Why did the pumpkin break up with the acorn? It thought the acorn was “nutty”!
70. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite candy? “Pumpkin” fudge!
71. Why did the pumpkin go to the gym? To work on its “stem”-ina!
72. What do you call a pumpkin that’s a great dancer? A “jive-o’-lantern”!
73. Why did the pumpkin go to the art class? To learn how to draw a “gourd”-geous picture!
74. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite game on a hot day? “Pump”-ing water!
75. Why did the pumpkin bring a suitcase to the party? It wanted to have a “gourd” time!
76. What did one pumpkin say to the other pumpkin at the picnic? “Pass the “pumpketchup”!”
77. Why was the pumpkin blushing when it was carved? Because it saw the knife!
78. What do you call a pumpkin that’s always telling stories? A “tale-o’-lantern”!
79. Why did the pumpkin go to the farmer’s market? To show off its “produce”!
80. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite plant? A “gourd”-en!
81. Why did the pumpkin go to the music festival? To hear the “pumpkin” rock bands!
82. What did the pumpkin say to the cucumber? “You’re kind of a “big dill”!”
83. Why did the pumpkin start a band with the watermelon? Because they had great “melon-choly” tunes!
84. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite board game? “Chutes and Gourd-ers”!
85. Why did the pumpkin go to the comedy club? It wanted to have a good “belly “squash” laugh!
86. What did one pumpkin say to the other pumpkin in the garden? “I’m “rooting” for us to grow together!”
87. Why did the pumpkin go to the theater? It heard they were playing “The Rocky “Gourd” Picture Show”!
88. What do you call a pumpkin that’s a great writer? A “penned-o’-lantern”!
89. Why did the pumpkin sit on the swing? Because it wanted to have a “gourd” time!
90. What did the pumpkin say to the zucchini? “You’re a “squat” above the rest!”
91. Why did the pumpkin join the choir? Because it had a great “stem”-ina!
92. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite mode of transportation? The “pumpkin” carriage!
93. Why did the pumpkin go to the cooking class? To learn how to make the perfect “pumpkin” pie!
94. What did one pumpkin say to the other pumpkin at the barbecue? “Pass the “pump-kebabs”!”

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Pumpkin Puns

95. Why did the pumpkin turn red when it was roasted? Because it saw the spice!
96. What do you call a pumpkin that’s a fantastic actor? A “drama-gourd”!
97. Why did the pumpkin go to the talent show? To show off its “gourd”-eous skills!
98. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite song to dance to? “Gourd”-geous beats!
99. Why did the pumpkin join the circus? It wanted to be a “ring-maize-ter”!
100. What did one pumpkin say to the other pumpkin in the orchard? “I’m “fruitfully” happy!”
101. Why did the pumpkin go to the concert? Because it heard they were playing “pumpkin” music!
102. What do you call a pumpkin that’s a great painter? A “brush-o’-lantern”!
103. Why did the pumpkin sit on the roller coaster? To have a “gourd” time!
104. What did the pumpkin say to the pepper? “You’re pretty “spicy”!”
105. Why did the pumpkin join the dance competition? Because it had the best “moves” in town!
106. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite song? Anything with a good “gourd”-ian beat!
107. Why did the pumpkin become a lifeguard? It wanted to keep everyone “a-float”!
108. What did one pumpkin say to the other pumpkin at the picnic? “Pass the “pumpkin-dip”!”
109. Why did the pumpkin turn orange? Because it was embarrassed to be green!
110. What do you call a pumpkin that’s always excited? En-“gourd”-ic!
111. Why did the pumpkin go to the science fair? To show off its “gourd”-eous experiments!
112. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite song on the radio? Anything with a good “gourd”-beat!
113. Why did the pumpkin become a detective? It had great “gourd”-ian instincts!
114. What did one pumpkin say to the other pumpkin at the potluck? “Pass the “pumpkin-rolls”!”
115. Why did the pumpkin blush at the Thanksgiving feast? Because it saw the cran-“berry” sauce!
116. What do you call a pumpkin that’s great at fixing things? A “tool-o’-lantern”!
117. Why did the pumpkin go to the fashion show? To show off its “gourd”-geous style!
118. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite song to sing along to? “Gourd”-ious melodies!
119. Why did the pumpkin become a firefighter? It wanted to “squash” the flames!
120. What did one pumpkin say to the other pumpkin in the kitchen? “I’m “gourd”-geously delicious!”
121. Why did the pumpkin turn purple when it was baked? Because it was “plum” out of ideas!
122. What do you call a pumpkin that’s great at puzzles? A “brainteaser-o’-lantern”!
123. Why did the pumpkin go to the talent competition? To show off its “gourd”-eous skills!
124. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite song to hum along to? “Gourd”-geous tunes!
125. Why did the pumpkin become a pilot? It wanted to take to the “skies”!

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Conclusion

Laughter is a wonderful way to make any occasion special, and these pumpkin jokes are here to brighten up your fall days. Whether you’re swapping jokes with friends, sharing them around the dinner table, or using them to bring a smile to your classroom, these puns are a fantastic way to spread joy. 

So, grab a pumpkin-spiced treat, gather your friends and family, and enjoy the whimsical world of pumpkin humor!

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