125+ Library Jokes for Kids – Books, Puns, and Whimsical Fun

Introduction

Welcome to a literary adventure filled with laughter! In this collection, we’ve curated 125+ unique and delightful library jokes for kids. Whether your little ones are budding bookworms or just looking for a good chuckle, these jokes promise to bring joy to the world of stories and imagination. 

From clever wordplay to bookish humor, get ready for a fun-filled journey through the enchanting realm of libraries!

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Library Giggles 

1. Why did the book bring a pencil to the library? In case it needed to draw some attention!
2. What do you call a book that’s a great comedian? A stand-up book!
3. Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane? Too many “bookings”!
4. What’s a librarian’s favorite type of music? Shhh-ymphony!
5. Why did the librarian bring a ladder to the library? To reach the high shelves of knowledge!
6. What do you call a story about a broken pencil? Pointless fiction!
7. Why did the book take a nap at the library? It wanted to catch up on some “rest”!
8. How do you organize a space party in the library? You planet!
9. What do you call a book that’s an expert at magic tricks? A novel illusionist!
10. Why do books never get cold in the winter? They have good covers!
11. What do you call a librarian who tells jokes? A laugh-brarian!
12. Why did the librarian bring a suitcase to the library? It was packed with adventure!
13. What do you call a book that you can’t put down? A shelf-help book!
14. Why did the librarian become a gardener? She wanted to grow knowledge!
15. What did one book say to the other in the library? “I like your cover!”
16. What did the librarian say to the noisy book? “Shhh, I’ve got my spine on you!”
17. Why do books never argue? They always cover each other’s backs!
18. What did the librarian say to the computer? “You’ve got too many bytes in your system!”
19. Why did the book go to therapy? It had too many unresolved issues!
20. What do you call a bear in the library? A novel grizzly!
21. Why did the book go to school early? It wanted to be well-read!
22. What do you call a sad book? A tearjerker!
23. Why did the library start a band? It had a lot of good stories to tell!
24. What did the book say to the librarian? “You’re overdue for a break!”
25. Why did the book apply for a job? It wanted to get a good cover!
26. What do you call a book that’s a great dancer? The cha-cha-chronicle!
27. Why did the librarian take a ladder to the cafe? To reach the top shelf of the menu!
28. What do you call a book club that’s always happy? A novel joy!
29. Why did the book refuse to leave the library? It felt too shelf-conscious!
30. What do you call a book that can fly? A reading rainbow!
31. Why did the librarian become a detective? She wanted to solve the mystery of the missing bookmarks!
32. What do you call a book that’s a fantastic singer? A melodious manuscript!
33. Why did the book break up with the bookmark? It needed space!
34. What do you call a book that’s always on time? Punctual Prose!
35. Why did the book go to therapy? It had too many unresolved plot twists!
36. What did the librarian say to the noisy bookshelf? “Shelf it!”
37. Why did the book cross the road? To get to the other library!
38. What do you call a book that’s always telling jokes? A pun-dit!
39. Why did the librarian become a chef? She wanted to cook up some good stories!
40. What do you call a book that’s a great athlete? A sports almanac!
41. Why did the book go to the doctor? It had a bad case of the spine-tingles!
42. What’s a librarian’s favorite type of sandwich? A novel-ty!
43. Why did the book get an award? It had a great plot!

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Library One-Liners

44. What do you call a book that’s good at math? A novel calculator!
45. Why did the librarian bring a broom to the library? To sweep through the pages!
46. What did the book say to the dictionary? “You define me!”
47. Why did the librarian go to space? To explore new “book-terrestrial” realms!
48. What do you call a book that’s always excited? An enthusiastic edition!
49. Why did the book visit the bakery? It wanted a good loaf story!
50. What’s a librarian’s favorite dance move? The book shimmy!
51. Why did the book become a teacher? It wanted to educate its chapters!
52. What do you call a book that’s always running late? The tardy tale!
53. Why did the librarian become a beekeeper? She wanted to be surrounded by buzz-worthy stories!
54. What do you call a book that’s always at the gym? A well-bound workout!
55. Why did the book apply for a loan? It wanted to be a bestseller!
56. What do you call a book that’s a great artist? A sketchy novel!
57. Why did the librarian bring a map to the library? To find her way through the plot!
58. What do you call a book that’s always calm? The tranquil tome!
59. Why did the book blush? Because it saw the library’s fine print!
60. What do you call a book that’s always telling secrets? A whispering novel!
61. Why did the librarian start a band with books? They all had great covers!
62. What do you call a book that’s always on vacation? A novel retreat!
63. Why did the book go to the party? It wanted to be an open book!
64. What do you call a book that’s always on the move? The roaming reader!
65. Why did the librarian become a weather forecaster? She wanted to predict the next chapter!
66. What’s a book’s favorite social media platform? Face-book!
67. Why did the book get a job at the bakery? It wanted to be well-read!
68. What do you call a book that’s good at sports? A goal-oriented novel!
69. Why did the book take a nap in the sun? It needed to recharge its plot!
70. What do you call a book that’s always in a hurry? A speedy saga!
71. Why did the librarian become a detective? She wanted to solve the mystery of the disappearing bookmarks!
72. What did the book say to the computer? “You’ve got too many megabytes!”
73. Why did the book go to therapy? It had too many unresolved characters!
74. What do you call a book that’s always cold? An ice novel!
75. Why did the librarian become a gardener? She wanted to grow knowledge!
76. What did the book say to the pencil? “You complete me!”
77. Why did the book go to the gym? It wanted to get a good workout for its spine!
78. What do you call a book that’s always making plans? A plotter!
79. Why did the librarian bring a ladder to the library? To climb the ladder of literary success!
80. What do you call a book that’s always daydreaming? A novel thinker!
81. Why did the book take a shower? It wanted to clean up its act!
82. What’s a librarian’s favorite type of cookie? A well-read wafer!
83. Why did the book become a musician? It had a great cover song!
84. What do you call a book that’s always telling jokes? A pun-damental read!
85. Why did the librarian become a chef? She wanted to cook up some good stories!
86. What did one book say to the other at the library party? “Let’s cover dance!”

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Library Puns

87. Why did the book go to school early? It wanted to be well-read!
88. What do you call a book that’s always on time? A punctual paperback!
89. Why did the librarian bring a shovel to the library? To dig into the plot!
90. What do you call a book that’s always sleepy? A novel nap!
91. Why did the book go to the doctor? It had a bad case of the spine-aches!
92. What’s a librarian’s favorite type of sandwich? A novel-ty!
93. Why did the book become a detective? It wanted to solve the mystery of the missing pages!
94. What did the book say to the magazine? “I’m bound to you!”
95. Why did the librarian become a musician? She had a great sense of “orchestralization”!
96. What do you call a book that’s always happy? A joyous journal!
97. Why did the book break up with the bookmark? It needed space to breathe!
98. What do you call a book that’s always jumping around? A leaping legend!
99. Why did the librarian become a magician? She could make books disappear into thin air!
100. What did the book say to the dictionary? “You define me!”
101. Why did the book bring a magnifying glass to the library? To get a closer look at the plot!
102. What do you call a book that’s always in a hurry? A speedy saga!
103. Why did the librarian become a weather forecaster? She wanted to predict the next chapter!
104. What’s a book’s favorite social media platform? Face-book!
105. Why did the book get a job at the bakery? It wanted to be well-read!
106. What do you call a book that’s good at sports? A goal-oriented novel!
107. Why did the book take a nap in the sun? It needed to recharge its plot!
108. What do you call a book that’s always making plans? A plotter!
109. Why did the librarian bring a ladder to the library? To climb the ladder of literary success!
110. What do you call a book that’s always daydreaming? A novel thinker!
111. Why did the book take a shower? It wanted to clean up its act!
112. What’s a librarian’s favorite type of cookie? A well-read wafer!
113. Why did the book become a musician? It had a great cover song!
114. What do you call a book that’s always telling jokes? A pun-damental read!
115. Why did the librarian become a chef? She wanted to cook up some good stories!
116. What did one book say to the other at the library party? “Let’s cover dance!”
117. Why did the book go to school early? It wanted to be well-read!
118. What do you call a book that’s always on time? A punctual paperback!
119. Why did the librarian bring a shovel to the library? To dig into the plot!
120. What do you call a book that’s always sleepy? A novel nap!
121. Why did the book go to the doctor? It had a bad case of the spine-aches!
122. What’s a librarian’s favorite type of sandwich? A novel-ty!
123. Why did the book become a detective? It wanted to solve the mystery of the missing pages!
124. What did the book say to the magazine? “I’m bound to you!”
125. Why did the librarian become a musician? She had a great sense of “orchestralization”!
126. What do you call a book that’s always happy? A joyous journal!
127. Why did the book break up with the bookmark? It needed space to breathe!
128. What do you call a book that’s always jumping around? A leaping legend!
129. Why did the librarian become a magician? She could make books disappear into thin air!
130. What did the book say to the dictionary? “You define me!”

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Conclusion

We hope these library jokes have added a sprinkle of humor to your reading moments. Laughter and learning go hand in hand, and what better place to discover both than in the magical world of libraries? 

Share these jokes with your friends, family, and fellow book lovers. Keep smiling, keep reading, and may your days be filled with endless tales of joy!

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