87+ Hilarious New Year Riddles and Jokes

Introduction

As we usher in a new year, it’s important to start it on a light and humorous note. What better way to do that than with a collection of New Year riddles and jokes that will leave you chuckling and smiling? 

These witty one-liners are the perfect addition to your New Year’s celebration or to share with friends and family. So, without further ado, let’s dive into the fun world of New Year humor.

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New Year Riddles Jokes

1. What do you tell someone who’s ready for a new year? “You’re resolution-ary!”
2. Why did the scarecrow make a great New Year’s resolution? Because he was outstanding in his field.
3. What’s the first thing you do when you wake up on New Year’s Day? Get out of 2022.
4. Why did the calendar go to therapy? Because it had too many dates.
5. What do you say to someone who’s excited about New Year’s Eve? “I haven’t seen you since last year!”
6. What’s a New Year’s resolution you can keep without even trying? “2023.”
7. Why was the math book sad on New Year’s Eve? Because it had too many problems.
8. What do you call always making the same New Year’s resolution? Déjà vu.
9. Why do birds make great New Year’s party guests? Because they bring their own tweets!
10. What’s a snowman’s favorite month? Jan-uary.
11. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
12. Why did the New Year’s Eve party kick out the computer? Because it kept bringing up the past.
13. What’s the most musical part of the New Year’s celebration? The “Auld Lang Syne-ger.”
14. What’s a New Year’s resolution for a plant? To get a little “rooted” in 2023.
15. Why do New Year’s Eve parties always have great food? Because it’s the only time when everyone’s on the same “plate.”
16. What’s the New Year’s resolution of a tree? To be-leaf in itself.
17. Why don’t oysters make good New Year’s resolutions? Because they’re too shellfish.
18. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little whine.
19. Why did the clock get a promotion? Because it had good “ticks.”
20. Why did the bicycle fall over on New Year’s Eve? Because it was two-tired.
21. Why do scientists love New Year’s Eve? Because it’s a time for “atomic” celebrations.
22. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite.
23. Why do New Year’s resolutions sound like a to-do list for the first week of January? Because they’re always “done” by then!
24. What do you call a snowman with a fantastic singing voice? An “ice-olated” sensation.
25. Why do gym owners love New Year’s resolutions? It’s their “lift-off” season!
26. What’s a New Year’s resolution for a smartphone? To be more “app-y” in 2023.
27. Why did the snowman bring a broom to the New Year’s party? He wanted to “sweep” the dance floor!
28. What’s the fastest way to get to the future? Just take a second.
29. Why did the champagne glass go to therapy with the calendar? Because it felt “crushed” by all the dates!
30. What do you call a New Year’s resolution to lose weight? A “light” decision!
31. Why did the scarecrow become a motivational speaker for New Year’s Eve? He was great at “stalking” goals.
32. What do you say to a clock on New Year’s Eve? “I’ll see you around!”
33. Why did the tomato turn red on New Year’s Eve? Because it saw the salad dressing.
34. What’s a vampire’s favorite holiday in the New Year season? Fangsgiving.
35. Why was the math book excited about New Year’s Eve? It heard it was a prime time for fun.
36. What’s a ghost’s favorite part of New Year’s Eve? The “boo”-ze.
37. Why don’t computers make New Year’s resolutions? Because they’re afraid of commitment.
38. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire’s favorite fruit? Frostbite-sized blood oranges.
39. Why did the bicycle refuse to go to the New Year’s Eve party? It was tired of being two-tired.
40. What do you call a snowman’s New Year’s resolution to travel more? A “cool” journey.
41. Why was the calendar always invited to New Year’s Eve parties? It had all the right dates.
42. What do you say to a clock that’s always late for New Year’s Eve celebrations? “You need to turn over a new leaf!”
43. Why did the donut go to the gym on New Year’s Day? It wanted to get a little less “doughy.”
44. What’s a snowman’s favorite type of weather for New Year’s Day? “Chilly” temperatures.
45. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a famous painting? Frost-ban Lisa.

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Funny New Year Riddles Jokes

46. Why did the candle have the best New Year’s party decorations? It knew how to bring the “light.”
47. What’s a tree’s favorite type of music for New Year’s Eve? “Root” and roll!
48. Why did the computer apply for a job on New Year’s Eve? It wanted to start working on its byte-sized resolutions.
49. What do you call a snowman’s favorite music on New Year’s Day? “Frost” tunes!
50. Why don’t skeletons make New Year’s resolutions? They don’t have the guts!
51. What do you call a snowman who can play the piano? A “cool” musician.
52. Why did the cookie go to the New Year’s party? It wanted to be the life of the “pity.”
53. What’s a shark’s favorite New Year’s resolution? To bite into new challenges.
54. Why did the math book want to attend the New Year’s Eve celebration? It wanted to solve the equation of a fun night.
55. What do you call a snowman’s favorite breakfast on New Year’s Day? Frosted flakes.
56. Why do snowmen make terrible detectives on New Year’s Eve? They always melt under pressure.
57. What do you say to someone who’s too busy making resolutions? “Let’s resolve to meet up next year!”
58. Why did the scarecrow always look forward to New Year’s Eve? He loved counting down the days.
59. What’s a vampire’s favorite New Year’s resolution? To give up necks!
60. Why did the balloon go to therapy on New Year’s Eve? It had too many “bursting” emotions.
61. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a detective? Frost-investigator.
62. Why don’t dogs make New Year’s resolutions? They’re already perfect.
63. What do you call a snowman’s favorite exercise on New Year’s Day? Snowga.
64. Why did the calendar break up with the clock on New Year’s Eve? It couldn’t stand the “ticking” anymore.
65. What do you say to a clock that’s feeling down on New Year’s Eve? “Cheer up, the best is yet to come!”
66. Why did the candle refuse to go out on New Year’s Eve? It was having too much of a “lit” time.
67. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a dog who loves to dance? Frosty Shakur.
68. Why did the paper go to therapy with the pencil on New Year’s Eve? It needed to get its thoughts straight.
69. What’s a snowman’s favorite game on New Year’s Day? “Freeze” tag!
70. Why did the umbrella always get invited to New Year’s Eve parties? It knew how to “cover” the event.
71. What do you call a snowman who’s a great poet on New Year’s Day? Frost-ry.
72. Why did the coffee cup go to the New Year’s Eve party? It wanted to espresso its enthusiasm for the new year.
73. Why did the clock go to therapy on New Year’s Eve? It had too many “second” thoughts.
74. What’s a snowman’s favorite genre of music for New Year’s Day? “Chill” out tunes.
75. Why did the tomato turn red on New Year’s Eve? Because it saw the salad dressing!
76. What’s a snowman’s favorite Disney movie? “Frozen,” of course!
77. Why do vampires love New Year’s Eve? Because it’s a “bite” to remember!
78. What’s a snowman’s favorite part of a book on New Year’s Day? The “cool” climax.
79. Why was the math book thrilled about New Year’s Eve? It was full of “problem-solving” spirit!
80. What’s a snowman’s favorite type of candy on New Year’s Day? “Flurry”bursts.
81. Why did the bicycle stay in on New Year’s Eve? It was two-tired to party!
82. What do you say to a clock that’s always late on New Year’s Eve? “You need to make a resolution to be on time!”
83. Why don’t trees ever make New Year’s resolutions? Because they’re already rooted in their goals.
84. What do you call a snowman’s favorite dance on New Year’s Day? The “melt” shuffle.
85. Why was the calendar always the life of the New Year’s Eve party? Because it had all the dates!
86. What’s a ghost’s favorite New Year’s Eve snack? “Boo”berry pie.
87. Why did the computer bring a ladder to the New Year’s Eve party? It wanted to reach new heights in 2023.
88. What starts with a “P” and ends with an “E” and has thousands of letters in it? A post office!
89. I am taken from a mine and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet I am used by almost every person. What am I? A pencil lead!
90. I am always hungry, I must always be fed. The finger I touch will soon turn red. What am I? Fire!

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Conclusion

Laughter is the best way to ring in a new year, and these New Year riddles and jokes are sure to add some humor and joy to your celebrations. 

Share them with your loved ones, toast to new beginnings, and embrace the positive spirit of the holiday season. Here’s to a year filled with laughter and happiness!

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