85+ May the 4th Jokes: Star Wars Humor for Galactic Laughs

Introduction

May the 4th is a special day for Star Wars fans around the world. It’s a day to celebrate the iconic franchise with a dose of humor. In honor of this intergalactic occasion, we’ve gathered a stellar collection of 85+ May the 4th jokes that are sure to make you smile.

Whether you’re a Jedi, a Sith, or just a casual fan. Get ready to embark on a laughter-filled journey through the Star Wars universe!

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Galactic May the 4th Humor

1. Why did Chewbacca go to therapy on May the 4th? Because he couldn’t Kashyyyk his emotions in anymore!
2. What do you call a Sith Lord on May the 4th? A “May the Fourth” be with you!
3. Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road on May the 4th? To get to the Dark Side… there were cookies!
4. Why was Yoda such a good gardener on May the 4th? Because he had a green thumb, he did!
5. What do you get if you mix a Wookiee and a cookie on May the 4th? A Chewie treat!
6. How does Darth Vader like his toast on May the 4th? On the Dark side!
7. What do you call a Jedi’s favorite dessert on May the 4th? Obi-Wan Cannoli!
8. Why was the Star Wars droid feeling down on May the 4th? Because it had too many BB-8s!
9. Why was Luke Skywalker always invited to parties on May the 4th? Because he was a great Force in social events!
10. Why did the Ewok steal the speeder bike on May the 4th? He wanted to Endor adventure!
11. What do you call a bounty hunter’s favorite dog breed on May the 4th? A Boba Retriever!
12. Why did the Star Wars character go to the doctor on May the 4th? Because they had a Finnfection!
13. What do you call a Sith who won’t share on May the 4th? Darth Maulfunction!
14. Why did Han Solo become an archaeologist on May the 4th? Because he heard there were old relics in the galaxy!
15. Why did R2-D2 always get lost on May the 4th? Because it had a bad sense of direction!
16. What do you get if you mix a Jedi and a detective on May the 4th? Sher-Luke Holmes!
17. Why did the Star Wars character go to the beach on May the 4th? To catch some Rays of sunshine!
18. What do you call a stormtrooper who knows how to dance on May the 4th? A Twinkle Trooper!
19. Why did Kylo Ren go to therapy on May the 4th? To work on his Solo issues!
20. What kind of car do Jedi drive on May the 4th? A Toy Yoda!
21. Why did Darth Vader become a chef on May the 4th? Because he wanted to use the forks!
22. What do you call a Jedi’s favorite toy on May the 4th? A Lightsaber!

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May the 4th Puns

23. Why did the Star Wars character apply for a job at the bakery on May the 4th? Because they heard they were looking for a good Rye Walker!
24. Why did Obi-Wan Kenobi go to the music store on May the 4th? To get his favorite instrument, the Force-piano!
25. What do you call a group of Wookiees on May the 4th? A Chewbacca!
26. Why did the Star Wars character get a computer on May the 4th? To check their Luke Skywalker!
27. Why did Yoda cross the road on May the 4th? To get to the Dark Side, it was quicker!
28. Why did Princess Leia become a mathematician on May the 4th? Because she was good at counting!
29. Why did the droid apply for a job on May the 4th? Because it wanted to work on its communication skills!
30. What do you call a bounty hunter’s favorite coffee on May the 4th? Boba Fettuccino!
31. Why did the Star Wars character become a gardener on May the 4th? Because they wanted to plant Obi-Wan Kenobi!
32. Why was the Millennium Falcon always so clean on May the 4th? Because it had Wookiee brushes!
33. What do you call a stormtrooper who can play the guitar on May the 4th? A Rock Trooper!
34. Why did the Star Wars character go to the spa on May the 4th? To get a Yoda massage!
35. What do you call a Wookiee with a lightsaber on May the 4th? A Sithbacca!
36. Why did the Star Wars character bring a ladder on May the 4th? Because they wanted to climb the ranks of the Jedi!
37. What do you call a Star Wars character who can fix anything on May the 4th? Han Solo the handyman!
38. Why did the droid apply for a job as a stand-up comedian on May the 4th? Because it had some byte-sized jokes!
39. Why did Anakin Skywalker become a weatherman on May the 4th? Because he was good at predicting Forcecasts!
40. Why did the Star Wars character go to the dentist on May the 4th? To get a Wookiee cleaning!
41. What do you call a Jedi’s favorite candy on May the 4th? Obi-Wan Kenolli!
42. Why did Darth Vader become a gardener on May the 4th? Because he wanted to grow his own vegetables!
43. Why did the Star Wars character join a choir on May the 4th? Because they had a great Yoda-ship!
44. What do you call a stormtrooper who loves to dance on May the 4th? A Boogie Trooper!

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May The 4th One-Liners

45. Why did the Star Wars character go to the bank on May the 4th? To get some Yoda bills!
46. What do you call a Sith Lord who loves to barbecue on May the 4th? Darth Griller!
47. Why did the Star Wars character start a band on May the 4th? Because they wanted to rock the galaxy!
48. What do you call a Wookiee with a smartphone on May the 4th? Chewbacca the texts!
49. Why did the Star Wars character become a pilot on May the 4th? Because they wanted to X-Wing it in life!
50. What do you call a Jedi’s favorite sandwich on May the 4th? Obi-Wan Panini!
51. Why did the Ewok bring a ladder to the forest on May the 4th? Because he wanted to Ewok in the clouds!
52. What do you call a stormtrooper who loves puzzles on May the 4th? A Trooper Keeper!
53. Why did Luke Skywalker become a teacher on May the 4th? Because he wanted to give lessons in the Force!
54. What do you call a Star Wars character who loves to fish on May the 4th? A Master Baiter!
55. Why did the Star Wars character go to the art gallery on May the 4th? To admire some Yoda masterpieces!
56. What do you call a Sith Lord who’s a great singer on May the 4th? Darth Crooner!
57. Why did the Star Wars character become a lifeguard on May the 4th? Because they were a strong swimmer in the Force!
58. What do you call a stormtrooper who loves baseball on May the 4th? A Homer Trooper!
59. Why did the Star Wars character become a chef on May the 4th? Because they could handle the Forces of the kitchen!
60. What do you call a Jedi’s favorite type of humor on May the 4th? Obi-puns!
61. Why did the Star Wars character become a musician on May the 4th? Because they wanted to play some Wookiee tunes!
62. What do you call a Wookiee with a cold on May the 4th? Chew-sick-bacca!
63. Why did the Star Wars character become a barber on May the 4th? Because they could give a great Wookiee haircut!
64. What do you call a stormtrooper who loves to play chess on May the 4th? A Rook-trooper!
65. Why did the Star Wars character go to the gym on May the 4th? To work on their Lightsaber arms!
66. What do you call a Jedi’s favorite dessert on May the 4th? Obi-Wan Cannoli!

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May The 4th Jokes Edition

67. Why did Darth Vader become a musician on May the 4th? Because he could play the Dark side!
68. What do you call a stormtrooper who’s always early on May the 4th? A Punctual Trooper!
69. Why did the Star Wars character become a detective on May the 4th? Because they were great at Luke-ing for clues!
70. What do you call a Sith Lord who loves animals on May the 4th? Darth Vet-er!
71. Why did the Ewok start a bakery on May the 4th? Because he wanted to make some Endor-able treats!
72. What do you call a Jedi’s favorite toy on May the 4th? A Light-saber!
73. Why did the Star Wars character start a fashion line on May the 4th? Because they had a great sense of style!
74. What do you call a Wookiee who loves to tell jokes on May the 4th? Chewbacca the funny bone!
75. Why did the Star Wars character become a lifeguard on May the 4th? Because they could Force people to swim safely!
76. What do you call a stormtrooper who loves gardening on May the 4th? A Bloom-trooper!
77. Why did the Star Wars character become a scientist on May the 4th? Because they wanted to experiment with the Force!
78. What do you call a Jedi’s favorite fruit on May the 4th? Obi-Wan Kenobi!
79. Why did the Star Wars character go to the library on May the 4th? To find some Yoda wisdom!
80. What do you call a Sith Lord who loves to bake on May the 4th? Darth Baker!
81. Why did the Star Wars character become a chef on May the 4th? Because they wanted to cook up some fun!
82. What do you call a stormtrooper who’s always up for an adventure on May the 4th? An Explor-trooper!
83. Why did the Star Wars character become a painter on May the 4th? Because they loved to brush up on their skills!
84. What do you call a Jedi’s favorite fruit on May the 4th? Obi-Wan Cantaloupe!
85. Why did Darth Vader become a gardener on May the 4th? Because he wanted to force some flowers to bloom!
86. What do you call a stormtrooper who loves to dance on May the 4th? A Groove-trooper!
87. Why did the Star Wars character become a comedian on May the 4th? Because they could punch up any situation!
88. What do you call a Wookiee who loves to play cards on May the 4th? Chewbacca the deck!

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Conclusion

As we wrap up our May the 4th joke collection, we hope you’ve enjoyed these lighthearted quips inspired by the galaxy far, far away. Remember, humor is a force that brings people together, no matter which side of the Force you’re on. 

May the laughter be with you, not only on May the 4th but every day in this vast and wondrous universe.

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