Chuckles and Giggles: Having a Laugh with 13+ LSU Jokes

Introduction

They say laughter is the best medicine, and what better way to lighten the mood than with a collection of jokes centered around LSU? 

Whether you’re a die-hard Tiger fan or just someone who loves a good laugh, these oneliners are sure to bring a smile to your face.

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LSU Jokes

1. Why did the LSU fan bring a ladder to the game? To see over all the Gator fans in the stands!
2. How do LSU Tigers stay cool during the game? They use their “Geaux” fans!
3. What did the LSU alum say to the Alabama alum? “At least we know how to spell our mascot’s name!”
4. Why was the LSU football team always so good at math? Because they had a lot of “number one” rankings!
5. What’s a Gator fan’s favorite ice cream flavor? LSU – Losing Season Unicorn!
6. Why did the LSU student bring a pencil to the game? To draw up some winning plays, of course!
7. What’s a sure sign of spring in Baton Rouge? LSU football practices starting!
8. Why did the LSU professor go to the game with a suitcase? He heard they were going to have a “packing” defense!

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Funny LSU One-Liners

9. Why do LSU fans make terrible detectives? Because they can never find the end zone!
10. What’s the difference between an LSU fan and a pot of coffee? Coffee can make it through the SEC without getting creamed!
11. Why did the LSU fan take a ladder to the game? Because they heard the seats were in the “upper” deck!
12. What do you call an LSU player who scores a touchdown? Lost – they’re used to getting “Geaux” points!
13. Why was the LSU fan excited about the game on grass? They heard it was “turf” war against their rivals!
14. Why did the LSU marching band go to the bank? To get their quarter back!
15. Why was the LSU fan staring at the orange juice container? Because it said “concentrate” on the label!

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Conclusion

Laughter truly unites us, and these LSU-themed jokes provide a fun way to celebrate the spirit of the Tigers while sharing a chuckle. 

Whether you’re cheering from the stands or watching the game at home, these oneliners add an extra layer of enjoyment to the LSU experience. Remember, win or lose, a good laugh is always a touchdown!

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