Laughter is the Best Medicine : 290+ Jokes for a Good Laugh

Introduction:

They say that laughter is the best medicine, and what better way to take your daily dose of mirth than with a hearty chuckle?

We’ve compiled a prescription of 290+ one-liners that are bound to tickle your funny bone and have you in splits. So sit back, relax, and get ready to overdose on laughter!

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Laughter is the Best Medicine Jokes:

1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
2. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
3. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
4. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
5. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
6. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
7. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired!
8. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
9. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
10. I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.
11. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
12. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
13. I’m friends with all electricians. We have good current connections.
14. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
15. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s hard to put down.
16. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough. Now, I’m a banker.
17. I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.
18. I’m writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it.
19. Why did the belt get arrested? It was holding up a pair of pants.
20. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
21. I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
22. I used to be a fisherman, but I couldn’t find a net gain in it. Now I’m a banker.
23. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
24. I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
25. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
26. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
27. I’m friends with all electricians. We have good current connections.
28. I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks.
29. I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
30. What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
31. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough. Now I’m a banker.
32. I used to be a shoe salesman, but I lost my sole. Now I’m feeling a bit flat.
33. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
34. I’m friends with all gardeners. We have good plant-tions.
35. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
36. I used to be a tailor, but I wasn’t suited for it. Now I’m stitching together a new career.
37. I’m friends with all musicians. We have good harmony.
38. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
39. I was addicted to soap, but now I’m clean.
40. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.
41. I’m friends with all chefs. We have good taste.
42. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
43. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough. Now I’m a banker.
44. I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.
45. I’m writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it.
46. Why did the belt get arrested? It was holding up a pair of pants.
47. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
48. I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
49. I used to be a fisherman, but I couldn’t find a net gain in it. Now I’m a banker.
50. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
51. I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
52. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
53. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
54. I’m friends with all electricians. We have good current connections.
55. I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks.
56. I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
57. What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
58. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough. Now I’m a banker.
59. I used to be a shoe salesman, but I lost my sole. Now I’m feeling a bit flat.
60. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
61. I’m friends with all gardeners. We have good plant-tions.
62. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
63. I used to be a tailor, but I wasn’t suited for it. Now I’m stitching together a new career.
64. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough. Now I’m a banker.
65. I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.
66. I’m writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it.
67. Why did the belt get arrested? It was holding up a pair of pants.
68. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
69. I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
70. I used to be a fisherman, but I couldn’t find a net gain in it. Now I’m a banker.
71. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
72. I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
73. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
74. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
75. I’m friends with all electricians. We have good current connections.
76. I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks.
77. I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
78. What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
79. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough. Now I’m a banker.
80. I used to be a shoe salesman, but I lost my sole. Now I’m feeling a bit flat.
81. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
82. I’m friends with all gardeners. We have good plant-tions.
83. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
84. I used to be a tailor, but I wasn’t suited for it. Now I’m stitching together a new career.
85. I’m friends with all musicians. We have good harmony.
86. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
87. I was addicted to soap, but now I’m clean.
88. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.
89. I’m friends with all chefs. We have good taste.
90. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
91. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough. Now I’m a banker.
92. I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.
93. I’m writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it.
94. Why did the belt get arrested? It was holding up a pair of pants.
95. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
96. I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
97. I used to be a fisherman, but I couldn’t find a net gain in it. Now I’m a banker.
98. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
99. I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.

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Laughter is the Best Medicine Jokes Edition:

100. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
101. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
102. I’m friends with all electricians. We have good current connections.
103. I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks.
104. I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
105. What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
106. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough. Now I’m a banker.
107. I used to be a shoe salesman, but I lost my sole. Now I’m feeling a bit flat.
108. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
109. I’m friends with all gardeners. We have good plant-tions.
110. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
111. I used to be a tailor, but I wasn’t suited for it. Now I’m stitching together a new career.
112. I’m friends with all musicians. We have good harmony.
113. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
114. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough. Now I’m a banker.
115. I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.
116. I’m writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it.
117. Why did the belt get arrested? It was holding up a pair of pants.
118. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
119. I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
120. I used to be a fisherman, but I couldn’t find a net gain in it. Now I’m a banker.
121. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
122. I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
123. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
124. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
125. I’m friends with all electricians. We have good current connections.
126. I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks.
127. I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
128. What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
129. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough. Now I’m a banker.
130. I used to be a shoe salesman, but I lost my sole. Now I’m feeling a bit flat.
131. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
132. I’m friends with all gardeners. We have good plant-tions.
133. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
134. I used to be a tailor, but I wasn’t suited for it. Now I’m stitching together a new career.
135. I’m friends with all musicians. We have good harmony.
136. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
137. I was addicted to soap, but now I’m clean.
138. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.
139. I’m friends with all chefs. We have good taste.
140. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
141. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough. Now I’m a banker.
142. I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.
143. I’m writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it.
144. Why did the belt get arrested? It was holding up a pair of pants.
145. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
146. I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
147. I used to be a fisherman, but I couldn’t find a net gain in it. Now I’m a banker.
148. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
149. I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
150. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
151. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
152. I’m friends with all electricians. We have good current connections.
153. I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks.
154. I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
155. What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
156. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough. Now I’m a banker.
157. I used to be a shoe salesman, but I lost my sole. Now I’m feeling a bit flat.
158. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
159. I’m friends with all gardeners. We have good plant-tions.
160. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
161. I used to be a tailor, but I wasn’t suited for it. Now I’m stitching together a new career.
162. I’m friends with all musicians. We have good harmony.
163. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
164. I was addicted to soap, but now I’m clean.
165. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.
166. I’m friends with all chefs. We have good taste.
167. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
168. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough. Now I’m a banker.
169. I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.
170. I’m writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it.
171. Why did the belt get arrested? It was holding up a pair of pants.
172. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
173. I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
174. I used to be a fisherman, but I couldn’t find a net gain in it. Now I’m a banker.
175. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
176. I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
177. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
178. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
179. I’m friends with all electricians. We have good current connections.
180. I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks.
181. I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
182. What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
183. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough. Now I’m a banker.
184. I used to be a shoe salesman, but I lost my sole. Now I’m feeling a bit flat.
185. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
186. I’m friends with all gardeners. We have good plant-tions.
187. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
188. I used to be a tailor, but I wasn’t suited for it. Now I’m stitching together a new career.
189. I’m friends with all musicians. We have good harmony.
190. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
191. I was addicted to soap, but now I’m clean.
192. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.
193. I’m friends with all chefs. We have good taste.
194. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
195. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough. Now I’m a banker.
196. I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.

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Laughter is the Best Medicine Jokes Galore:

197. I’m writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it.
198. Why did the belt get arrested? It was holding up a pair of pants.
199. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
200. I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
201. I used to be a fisherman, but I couldn’t find a net gain in it. Now I’m a banker.
202. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
203. I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
204. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
205. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
206. I’m friends with all electricians. We have good current connections.
207. I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks.
208. I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
209. What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
210. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough. Now I’m a banker.
211. I used to be a shoe salesman, but I lost my sole. Now I’m feeling a bit flat.
212. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
213. I’m friends with all gardeners. We have good plant-tions.
214. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough. Now I’m a banker.
215. I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.
216. I’m writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it.
217. Why did the belt get arrested? It was holding up a pair of pants.
218. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
219. I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
220. I used to be a fisherman, but I couldn’t find a net gain in it. Now I’m a banker.
221. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
222. I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
223. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
224. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
225. I’m friends with all electricians. We have good current connections.
226. I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks.
227. I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
228. What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
229. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough. Now I’m a banker.
230. I used to be a shoe salesman, but I lost my sole. Now I’m feeling a bit flat.
231. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
232. I’m friends with all gardeners. We have good plant-tions.
233. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
234. I used to be a tailor, but I wasn’t suited for it. Now I’m stitching together a new career.
235. I’m friends with all musicians. We have good harmony.
236. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
237. I was addicted to soap, but now I’m clean.
238. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.
239. I’m friends with all chefs. We have good taste.
240. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
241. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough. Now I’m a banker.
242. I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.
243. I’m writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it.
244. Why did the belt get arrested? It was holding up a pair of pants.
245. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
246. I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
247. I used to be a fisherman, but I couldn’t find a net gain in it. Now I’m a banker.
248. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
249. I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
250. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
251. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
252. I’m friends with all electricians. We have good current connections.
253. I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks.
254. I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
255. What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
256. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough. Now I’m a banker.
257. I used to be a shoe salesman, but I lost my sole. Now I’m feeling a bit flat.
258. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
259. I’m friends with all gardeners. We have good plant-tions.
260. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
261. I used to be a tailor, but I wasn’t suited for it. Now I’m stitching together a new career.
262. I’m friends with all musicians. We have good harmony.
263. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
264. I was addicted to soap, but now I’m clean.
265. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.
266. I’m friends with all chefs. We have good taste.
267. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
268. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough. Now I’m a banker.
269. I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.
270. I’m writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it.
271. Why did the belt get arrested? It was holding up a pair of pants.
272. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
273. I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
274. I used to be a fisherman, but I couldn’t find a net gain in it. Now I’m a banker.
275. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
276. I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
277. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
278. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
279. I’m friends with all electricians. We have good current connections.
280. I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks.
281. I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
282. What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
283. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough. Now I’m a banker.
284. I used to be a shoe salesman, but I lost my sole. Now I’m feeling a bit flat.
285. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
286. I’m friends with all gardeners. We have good plant-tions.
287. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
288. I used to be a tailor, but I wasn’t suited for it. Now I’m stitching together a new career.
289. I’m friends with all musicians. We have good harmony.
290. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
291. I was addicted to soap, but now I’m clean.
292. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.
293. I’m friends with all chefs. We have good taste.
294. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
295. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough. Now I’m a banker.
296. I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.
297. I’m writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it.
298. Why did the belt get arrested? It was holding up a pair of pants.
299. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
300. I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

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Conclusion:

In a world filled with stress and challenges, a good laugh can be the best remedy. Laughter truly is the best medicine, and the jokes provided here are a hearty prescription for happiness.

We hope these jokes have brought a smile to your face and brightened your day. Remember to share these jokes with friends and family to spread the joy!

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