177+ Hilarious Kids’ Jokes About Summer

Introduction

Summer is the season of sunshine, vacations, and, of course, lots of laughter! Kids’ jokes about summer bring an extra layer of fun to this already joyful time of the year. 

Whether you’re at the beach, in the backyard, or just daydreaming about those summer adventures, these jokes are bound to bring a smile to your face. So, without further ado, let’s dive into this fantastic collection of 25+ hilarious kids’ jokes about summer.

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Summer Jokes

1. Why was the math book sad during summer vacation? It had too many problems to solve!
2. What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle.
3. Why did the scarecrow become a lifeguard in the summer? He was outstanding in his field.
4. What did one wall say to the other wall during the summer? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
5. What do you call a bear without teeth during the summer? A gummy bear.
6. Why don’t scientists trust atoms during the summer? Because they make up everything!
7. What do you call a fish who wears a crown during the summer? King Neptune.
8. What do you call a sleeping bull during the summer? A bulldozer.
9. Why did the tomato turn red during the summer? Because it saw the salad dressing.
10. What do you get if you cross a dog with a phone during the summer? A golden receiver.
11. Why did the lemon go to the beach during the summer? Because it wanted to become a little lemonade.
12. What do you call a dog that loves to sunbathe during the summer? A hot dog.
13. Why did the scarecrow win an award during the summer? Because he was outstanding in the field!
14. What do you call a bear with no teeth during the summer? A gummy bear.
15. Why did the math book look sad during the summer? It had too many problems.
16. What kind of ball doesn’t bounce during the summer? A snowball.
17. Why did the bicycle fall over during the summer? Because it was two-tired.
18. Why do hummingbirds love summer so much? Because it’s the season of tweet-ful melodies!
19. What did the big flower say to the little flower during the summer? “Hi, bud!”
20. What’s the difference between a teacher and a train during the summer? The teacher says, “Spit out that gum!” and the train says, “Chew! Chew!”
21. Why do bees have sticky hair during the summer? Because they always use honeycombs!
22. What do you call a bear that loves to sunbathe during the summer? A sunbear.
23. Why did the computer catch a cold during the summer? Because it had too many windows open!
24. What’s a sun’s favorite game during the summer? Sunbathing.
25. Why did the sand blush during the summer? Because the sea-weed.
26. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack during the summer? An abdominal snowman.
27. What did one popsicle say to the other on a hot summer day? “You’re cool!”
28. What kind of tree fits in your hand during the summer? A palm tree.
29. Why don’t oysters donate to charity during the summer? Because they are shellfish.
30. What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a summer fruit? A mango-roo!
31. Why did the bicycle stand on its own during the summer? Because it was two-tired!
32. What’s a cat’s favorite drink during the summer? Mice tea.
33. Why don’t we tell secrets on the beach during the summer? Because there are too many waves!
34. What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school during the summer? Hiss-story.
35. Why don’t ice cream cones ever get lost during the summer? Because they always find their way to your hand!
36. What do you call a snowman that tells jokes during the summer? Frostbite!
37. Why was the belt arrested during the summer? Because it was holding up a pair of pants!
38. What did one ocean say to the other ocean during the summer? “Nothing, they just waved!”
39. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay during the summer? Because then they’d be called bagels!
40. What kind of music do mummies listen to during the summer? Wrap music.
41. Why did the calendar go on a diet during the summer? Because it had too many dates!
42. Why did the tomato turn red during the summer? Because it saw the salad dressing!
43. Why don’t we play hide and seek with mountains during the summer? Because they always peak!
44. What’s the best day for making s’mores during the summer? S’monday!
45. Why did the sun go to school during the summer? To get a little brighter!
46. What did the zero say to the eight during the summer? “Nice belt!”
47. What do you call a bear that loves ice cream during the summer? A cone-ivore!
48. Why don’t scientists trust atoms during the summer? Because they can’t keep their cool!
49. What did the beach say as the tide came in during the summer? “Long time no sea!”
50. Why did the sunscreen go to therapy during the summer? It had too many issues with attachment.

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Best Summer Jokes

51. Why did the math book take a vacation during the summer? It needed a break from all those problems.
52. What’s a tree’s favorite summer activity? Tree-sonal cleaning!
53. Why do fireflies make excellent summer party guests? They really light up the atmosphere.
54. What did the ice say to the lemonade during the summer? “You’re so cool!”
55. Why don’t bicycles get sunburned during the summer? Because they wear two-tired sunscreen.
56. What do you call a snowman at the beach during the summer? Sandy Claws.
57. Why did the bee bring a suitcase to the picnic during the summer? It wanted to bee-prepared!
58. What do you call a fish that wears a crown during the summer? King of the Sea.
59. Why did the watermelon bring a sunhat during the summer? To keep its cool.
60. Why did the teddy bear refuse to eat during the summer? Because it was already stuffed!
61. What did one camping tent say to the other during the summer? “I’ve got you covered!”
62. Why don’t summer fruits ever play hide-and-seek? Because they fear they’ll get melon-choly!
63. Why do ice cubes love summer parties? They get a chance to chill with their friends!
64. What’s a mosquito’s favorite sport during the summer? Skin-diving.
65. Why don’t surfers ever work during the summer? Because they’re always on board!
66. What do you get when you cross a cat and a beach umbrella during the summer? Some much-needed shade.
67. Why do fish avoid sunburn during the summer? Because they’re already underwater.
68. What did the beach say to the tide during the summer? “Shore do miss you!”
69. Why did the bicycle ride by itself during the summer? It’s a two-wheeler!
70. What do you call a picnic without ants during the summer? An ant-iclimax.
71. Why did the tomato turn red during the summer? It saw the salad dressing get undressed!
72. Why don’t fish do well in school during the summer? Because they’re always swimming below “sea” level.
73. What do you call a bee that comes from America during the summer? A USBee!
74. Why did the tomato turn green during the summer? It wasn’t ripe yet!
75. What’s the hottest day of the week during the summer? Sun-day!
76. Why did the broom go on vacation during the summer? Because it needed a clean break.
77. Why did the sun apply for a job during the summer? It wanted to shine professionally.
78. What did the sand say to the tide during the summer? “You’re really making waves!”
79. Why don’t summer fruits ever get bored? Because they have plenty of “juicy” entertainment!
80. What did one ice cube say to the other during the summer? “I’m melting, and it’s so refreshing!”
81. Why don’t kids tell secrets in the sandbox during the summer? Because the sand can’t keep a secret!
82. What kind of tree can fit in your hand during the summer? A palm tree!
83. Why did the summer camp counselor go to the bank? To get some camp change!
84. What do you call a superhero who only appears during the summer? The Fantastic Sun!
85. Why did the vegetable go to the beach during the summer? It wanted to turnip the heat!
86. What do you call a cat on the beach during the summer? Sandy Claws!
87. Why don’t fish play piano during the summer? You can’t tuna fish!
88. What did the sun say to the lemonade during the summer? “You’re my main squeeze!”
89. Why did the gardener bring string to the picnic during the summer? Because they wanted to tie up the menu.
90. Why did the dolphin bring a towel to the summer party? Because it wanted to have a whale of a time!
91. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit during the summer? A blood orange.
92. Why did the cow bring a fan to the barn during the summer? Because it wanted to have a “moo”-sical breeze!
93. What do you call a snowman who loves the beach during the summer? Sandy the Snowman!
94. Why did the lobster bring a sunhat to the beach during the summer? To keep cool and not boil over!
95. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit during the summer? Straw-berries!
96. Why did the computer go to the beach during the summer? It needed more “surf” space!
97. What’s a seagull’s favorite game during the summer? Beach volleyball.
98. Why did the scarecrow wear sunglasses during the summer? To keep an eye on the cornfield and look cool.
99. What do you call a snake that tells jokes during the summer? A hiss-tertainer.
100. Why did the fish refuse to share during the summer? Because it’s a little shellfish.

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101. What did one summer fruit say to the other? “You’re a-peeling!”
102. Why did the broom enjoy summer vacation so much? It swept away all its worries.
103. What do you call a bear that loves to swim during the summer? A polar “bear.”
104. Why did the bicycle hire a personal trainer during the summer? To get in gear.
105. Why don’t birds tell jokes during the summer? Because they might “wing” it!
106. What’s a tree’s favorite book during the summer? “Tree-son and Punishment.”
107. Why don’t pirates take showers during the summer? They prefer to wash up on the shore.
108. What do you call a squirrel that loves sunbathing during the summer? A sunflower seed.
109. Why don’t skeletons go to the beach during the summer? Because they have no body to show.
110. What’s a pirate’s favorite summer footwear? Arrrrrr-gyle socks.
111. Why don’t baseball players go on vacation during the summer? Because they can’t find their “base” camp.
112. Why don’t cows get sunburned during the summer? They have “moo-skin” to protect them.
113. What do you call a musician who plays at the beach during the summer? A sandist.
114. Why did the map go on a vacation during the summer? Because it wanted to “un-chart-ed” territory.
115. What’s a magician’s favorite summer activity? Disappearing acts in the sand.
116. Why don’t summer vegetables tell jokes? Because they’re afraid they might get “corny.”
117. What do you call a talking seashell during the summer? A shellphone.
118. Why did the cow bring a ladder to the picnic during the summer? Because it wanted to reach for the stars!
119. What’s a golfer’s favorite summer drink? “Tee”-quila!
120. Why did the baseball player bring a ladder to the summer game? To catch a few “fly” balls!
121. What’s a pineapple’s favorite summer hobby? Pine-applying sunscreen.
122. Why don’t trees ever get tired during the summer? Because they take root breaks!
123. What do you call a sunburned snowman during the summer? A puddle-man.
124. Why did the math book look worried during the summer? It was afraid of getting too “sunless.”
125. What do you call a fish that tells jokes during the summer? A clownfish.
126. Why did the kangaroo bring an umbrella to the summer picnic? In case it hopped into some rain!
127. What’s a dog’s favorite summer dessert? Pup-sicles.
128. Why did the belt go on a diet during the summer? It wanted to lose a few ounces.
129. What do you call a lemon that loves the beach during the summer? A sour-surfer.
130. Why did the traffic light take a vacation during the summer? It needed a break from all the “stop and go.”
131. What’s a bee’s favorite summer sport? Sting-pong!
132. Why did the music notes go sunbathing during the summer? They wanted to catch some rays.
133. What do you call a snowman in the desert during the summer? A mirage.
134. What do you call a soccer ball at the beach during the summer? Sandy-kick.
135. Why don’t birds wear sunglasses during the summer? They prefer “tweet shades.”
136. What did one watermelon say to the other during the summer? “You’re one in a melon!”
137. Why did the pencil bring sunscreen to the summer camp? It wanted to avoid getting too sharp.
138. What’s a magician’s favorite summer treat? Hocus-pocus-icles.
139. Why did the bicycle avoid the summer picnic? It was tired of being the “spoke” of the party.
140. What’s a dragon’s favorite summer pastime? Fireworks displays.
141. Why did the tomato go to the beach during the summer? To ketchup on some sun!
142. What do you call a monkey on the beach during the summer? A hot-banana.
143. Why don’t oysters go on roller coasters during the summer? They’re afraid of getting “shelled.”
144. Why did the astronaut bring a beach umbrella to space during the summer? Because the sun is too hot there!
145. What’s a ghost’s favorite summer snack? Boo-berry popsicles.
146. Why did the teddy bear bring a watermelon to the summer picnic? Because it wanted to have a “bear-y” good time!
147. What did the surfboard say to the ocean during the summer? “You wave, I ride!”
148. Why did the carrot go to the beach during the summer? It wanted to get a little “sand-tanned.”
149. What do you call a bear that loves the sun during the summer? A solar bear.
150. Why don’t cows get hot during the summer? They have their own “moo-ver” built-in!

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Humorous Summer Jokes

151. What’s a flower’s favorite summer music genre? Rock and “roll”!
152. Why did the calendar take a vacation during the summer? Because it needed a “date” with destiny.
153. What do you call a turtle that takes up surfing during the summer? A “shell” rider.
154. Why don’t pirates ever swim in the summer? Because they’re afraid of “shark-ening” experiences.
155. What’s a tomato’s favorite summer accessory? A ketchup belt!
156. Why did the mummy bring sunglasses to the beach during the summer? It didn’t want to be spotted.
157. What’s a penguin’s favorite summer game? Ice-spy!
158. Why did the soccer ball go to the beach during the summer? It wanted to kick back and relax.
159. What do you call a bear that takes a nap under a tree during the summer? A bear-y lazy bear.
160. Why did the shark refuse to attend the summer party? It didn’t want to be a “party animal.”
161. What’s a superhero’s favorite summer destination? Cape Canaveral.
162. Why did the feather go to the beach during the summer? To get a tan and become a “sunbrella.”
163. What do you call a bee that loves summer fashion? A buzz-couture bee.
164. Why did the tomato turn red at the summer picnic? Because it saw the salad dressing!
165. What’s a snake’s favorite summer game? Hiss-teria!
166. Why don’t oysters play poker during the summer? They’re afraid of getting “shelled” in.
167. What do you call a fish who loves summer reading? A book-worm.
168. Why did the plant bring an extra leaf to the summer party? In case it wanted to turn over a new one!
169. What’s a beach ball’s favorite summer job? Lifeguarding.
170. Why don’t lightning bugs get lost during the summer? Because they always “glow” where they’re going.
171. What do you call a kangaroo at the beach during the summer? A hop-tical illusion.
172. Why did the hamburger refuse to sunbathe at the summer BBQ? It was afraid of being a “burnt” offering.
173. What do you call a cow at the beach during the summer? A milkshake.
174. Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter!
175. What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle!
176. Why don’t scientists trust atoms in the summer? Because they make up everything!
177. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
178. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
179. What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time no sea!
180. How do you organize a space party? You “planet”!

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Conclusion

Laughter is the best way to enjoy summer, and these kids’ jokes about summer are a surefire way to spread smiles and giggles. 

Whether you’re relaxing by the pool, having a picnic, or simply enjoying the warm weather, these light-hearted jokes will make your summer even more enjoyable. So, share these with the young ones, and let the sunny hilarity begin!

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