175+ Jokes For Sunday: Start Your Day with a Smile

Introduction

Welcome to our collection of Sunday jokes that are sure to add a dose of humor to your day. 

Whether you’re relaxing at home, enjoying brunch, or simply looking for a reason to smile, these jokes will brighten your Sunday. Get ready for a laugh-filled experience!

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Sunday Humor

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award on Sunday? Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity on Sunday. It’s impossible to put down.
3. What do you call a bear with no teeth on Sunday? A gummy bear.
4. Why don’t scientists trust atoms on Sunday? Because they make up everything.
5. Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion on Sunday? There was nothing left but de-brie.
6. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high on Sunday. She looked surprised.
7. How do you organize a space party on Sunday? You “planet.”
8. What do you call a factory that makes okay products on Sunday? A satisfactory.
9. Why don’t skeletons fight each other on Sunday? They don’t have the guts.
10. I’m on a seafood diet on Sunday. I see food, and I eat it.
11. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire on Sunday? Frostbite.
12. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants on Sunday? In case he got a hole in one.
13. I used to play piano by ear on Sunday. Now, I use my hands.
14. What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work on Sunday? A can’t opener.
15. Parallel lines have so much in common on Sunday. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
16. Why don’t oysters donate to charity on Sunday? Because they are shellfish.
17. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too low on Sunday. She looked surprised.
18. Why did the bicycle fall over on Sunday? Because it was two-tired.
19. What do you call a pile of cats on Sunday? A meowtain.
20. How do you catch a squirrel on Sunday? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
21. Why did the tomato turn red on Sunday? Because it saw the salad dressing!
22. I couldn’t figure out how to put my seatbelt on on Sunday. Then it just clicked!
23. What did one wall say to the other wall on Sunday? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
24. Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician on Sunday? Because he was outstanding in his field of promises!
25. I used to be a baker on Sunday, but I couldn’t make enough dough. So, I kneaded a change.
26. Why did the math book look sad on Sunday? Because it had too many problems.
27. How do you make holy water on Sunday? You boil the hell out of it!
28. What do you call a cow with no legs on Sunday? Ground beef.
29. Why don’t scientists trust atoms on Sunday? Because they make up everything, even jokes!
30. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity on Sunday. It’s impossible to put down… literally!
31. Why did the tomato turn red on Sunday? Because it saw the salad dressing!
32. I used to be a baker on Sunday, but I couldn’t make enough dough. So, I kneaded a change.
33. What did one wall say to the other wall on Sunday? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
34. Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician on Sunday? Because he was outstanding in his field of promises!
35. I used to be a baker on Sunday, but I couldn’t make enough dough. So, I kneaded a change.
36. Why did the math book look sad on Sunday? Because it had too many problems.
37. How do you make holy water on Sunday? You boil the hell out of it!
38. What do you call a cow with no legs on Sunday? Ground beef.
39. Why don’t scientists trust atoms on Sunday? Because they make up everything, even jokes!
40. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity on Sunday. It’s impossible to put down… literally!
41. Why did the tomato turn red on Sunday? Because it saw the salad dressing!
42. I used to be a baker on Sunday, but I couldn’t make enough dough. So, I kneaded a change.
43. What did one wall say to the other wall on Sunday? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
44. Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician on Sunday? Because he was outstanding in his field of promises!

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Sunday Laughter

45. I used to be a baker on Sunday, but I couldn’t make enough dough. So, I kneaded a change.
46. Why did the math book look sad on Sunday? Because it had too many problems.
47. How do you make holy water on Sunday? You boil the hell out of it!
48. What do you call a cow with no legs on Sunday? Ground beef.
49. Why don’t scientists trust atoms on Sunday? Because they make up everything, even jokes!
50. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity on Sunday. It’s impossible to put down… literally!
51. Why did the tomato turn red on Sunday? Because it saw the salad dressing!
52. I used to be a baker on Sunday, but I couldn’t make enough dough. So, I kneaded a change.
53. What did one wall say to the other wall on Sunday? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
54. Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician on Sunday? Because he was outstanding in his field of promises!
55. I used to be a baker on Sunday, but I couldn’t make enough dough. So, I kneaded a change.
56. Why did the math book look sad on Sunday? Because it had too many problems.
57. How do you make holy water on Sunday? You boil the hell out of it!
58. What do you call a cow with no legs on Sunday? Ground beef.
59. Why don’t scientists trust atoms on Sunday? Because they make up everything, even jokes!
60. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity on Sunday. It’s impossible to put down… literally!
61. Why did the tomato turn red on Sunday? Because it saw the salad dressing!
62. I used to be a baker on Sunday, but I couldn’t make enough dough. So, I kneaded a change.
63. What did one wall say to the other wall on Sunday? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
64. Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician on Sunday? Because he was outstanding in his field of promises!
65. I used to be a baker on Sunday, but I couldn’t make enough dough. So, I kneaded a change.
66. Why did the math book look sad on Sunday? Because it had too many problems.
67. How do you make holy water on Sunday? You boil the hell out of it!
68. What do you call a cow with no legs on Sunday? Ground beef.
69. Why don’t scientists trust atoms on Sunday? Because they make up everything, even jokes!
70. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity on Sunday. It’s impossible to put down… literally!
71. Why did the tomato turn red on Sunday? Because it saw the salad dressing!
72. I used to be a baker on Sunday, but I couldn’t make enough dough. So, I kneaded a change.
73. What did one wall say to the other wall on Sunday? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
74. Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician on Sunday? Because he was outstanding in his field of promises!
75. I used to be a baker on Sunday, but I couldn’t make enough dough. So, I kneaded a change.
76. Why did the math book look sad on Sunday? Because it had too many problems.
77. How do you make holy water on Sunday? You boil the hell out of it!
78. What do you call a cow with no legs on Sunday? Ground beef.
79. Why don’t scientists trust atoms on Sunday? Because they make up everything, even jokes!
80. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity on Sunday. It’s impossible to put down… literally!
81. Why did the tomato turn red on Sunday? Because it saw the salad dressing!
82. I used to be a baker on Sunday, but I couldn’t make enough dough. So, I kneaded a change.
83. What did one wall say to the other wall on Sunday? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
84. Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician on Sunday? Because he was outstanding in his field of promises!
85. I used to be a baker on Sunday, but I couldn’t make enough dough. So, I kneaded a change.
86. Why did the math book look sad on Sunday? Because it had too many problems.
87. How do you make holy water on Sunday? You boil the hell out of it!
88. What do you call a cow with no legs on Sunday? Ground beef.

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Sunday Special Jokes

89. Why don’t scientists trust atoms on Sunday? Because they make up everything, even jokes!
90. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity on Sunday. It’s impossible to put down… literally!
91. Why did the tomato turn red on Sunday? Because it saw the salad dressing!
92. I used to be a baker on Sunday, but I couldn’t make enough dough. So, I kneaded a change.
93. What did one wall say to the other wall on Sunday? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
94. Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician on Sunday? Because he was outstanding in his field of promises!
95. I used to be a baker on Sunday, but I couldn’t make enough dough. So, I kneaded a change.
96. Why did the math book look sad on Sunday? Because it had too many problems.
97. How do you make holy water on Sunday? You boil the hell out of it!
98. What do you call a cow with no legs on Sunday? Ground beef.
99. Why don’t scientists trust atoms on Sunday? Because they make up everything, even jokes!
100. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity on Sunday. It’s impossible to put down… literally!
101. Why did the tomato turn red on Sunday? Because it saw the salad dressing!
102. I used to be a baker on Sunday, but I couldn’t make enough dough. So, I kneaded a change.
103. What did one wall say to the other wall on Sunday? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
104. Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician on Sunday? Because he was outstanding in his field of promises!
105. I used to be a baker on Sunday, but I couldn’t make enough dough. So, I kneaded a change.
106. Why did the math book look sad on Sunday? Because it had too many problems.
107. How do you make holy water on Sunday? You boil the hell out of it!
108. What do you call a cow with no legs on Sunday? Ground beef.
109. Why don’t scientists trust atoms on Sunday? Because they make up everything, even jokes!
110. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity on Sunday. It’s impossible to put down… literally!
111. Why did the tomato turn red on Sunday? Because it saw the salad dressing!
112. I used to be a baker on Sunday, but I couldn’t make enough dough. So, I kneaded a change.
113. What did one wall say to the other wall on Sunday? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
114. Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician on Sunday? Because he was outstanding in his field of promises!
115. I used to be a baker on Sunday, but I couldn’t make enough dough. So, I kneaded a change.
116. Why did the math book look sad on Sunday? Because it had too many problems.
117. How do you make holy water on Sunday? You boil the hell out of it!
118. What do you call a cow with no legs on Sunday? Ground beef.
119. Why don’t scientists trust atoms on Sunday? Because they make up everything, even jokes!
120. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity on Sunday. It’s impossible to put down… literally!
121. Why did the tomato turn red on Sunday? Because it saw the salad dressing!
122. I used to be a baker on Sunday, but I couldn’t make enough dough. So, I kneaded a change.
123. What did one wall say to the other wall on Sunday? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
124. Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician on Sunday? Because he was outstanding in his field of promises!
125. I used to be a baker on Sunday, but I couldn’t make enough dough. So, I kneaded a change.
126. Why did the math book look sad on Sunday? Because it had too many problems.
127. How do you make holy water on Sunday? You boil the hell out of it!
128. What do you call a cow with no legs on Sunday? Ground beef.
129. Why don’t scientists trust atoms on Sunday? Because they make up everything, even jokes!
130. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity on Sunday. It’s impossible to put down… literally!
131. Why did the tomato turn red on Sunday? Because it saw the salad dressing!
132. I used to be a baker on Sunday, but I couldn’t make enough dough. So, I kneaded a change.

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Sunday Chuckles

133. What did one wall say to the other wall on Sunday? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
134. Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician on Sunday? Because he was outstanding in his field of promises!
135. I used to be a baker on Sunday, but I couldn’t make enough dough. So, I kneaded a change.
136. Why did the math book look sad on Sunday? Because it had too many problems.
137. How do you make holy water on Sunday? You boil the hell out of it!
138. What do you call a cow with no legs on Sunday? Ground beef.
139. Why don’t scientists trust atoms on Sunday? Because they make up everything, even jokes!
140. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity on Sunday. It’s impossible to put down… literally!
141. Why did the tomato turn red on Sunday? Because it saw the salad dressing!
142. I used to be a baker on Sunday, but I couldn’t make enough dough. So, I kneaded a change.
143. What did one wall say to the other wall on Sunday? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
144. Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician on Sunday? Because he was outstanding in his field of promises!
145. I used to be a baker on Sunday, but I couldn’t make enough dough. So, I kneaded a change.
146. Why did the math book look sad on Sunday? Because it had too many problems.
147. How do you make holy water on Sunday? You boil the hell out of it!
148. What do you call a cow with no legs on Sunday? Ground beef.
149. Why don’t scientists trust atoms on Sunday? Because they make up everything, even jokes!
150. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity on Sunday. It’s impossible to put down… literally!
151. Why did the tomato turn red on Sunday? Because it saw the salad dressing!
152. I used to be a baker on Sunday, but I couldn’t make enough dough. So, I kneaded a change.
153. What did one wall say to the other wall on Sunday? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
154. Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician on Sunday? Because he was outstanding in his field of promises!
155. I used to be a baker on Sunday, but I couldn’t make enough dough. So, I kneaded a change.
156. Why did the math book look sad on Sunday? Because it had too many problems.
157. How do you make holy water on Sunday? You boil the hell out of it!
158. What do you call a cow with no legs on Sunday? Ground beef.
159. Why don’t scientists trust atoms on Sunday? Because they make up everything, even jokes!
160. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity on Sunday. It’s impossible to put down… literally!
161. Why did the tomato turn red on Sunday? Because it saw the salad dressing!
162. I used to be a baker on Sunday, but I couldn’t make enough dough. So, I kneaded a change.
163. What did one wall say to the other wall on Sunday? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
164. Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician on Sunday? Because he was outstanding in his field of promises!
165. I used to be a baker on Sunday, but I couldn’t make enough dough. So, I kneaded a change.
166. Why did the math book look sad on Sunday? Because it had too many problems.
167. How do you make holy water on Sunday? You boil the hell out of it!
168. What do you call a cow with no legs on Sunday? Ground beef.
169. Why don’t scientists trust atoms on Sunday? Because they make up everything, even jokes!
170. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity on Sunday. It’s impossible to put down… literally!
171. Why did the tomato turn red on Sunday? Because it saw the salad dressing!
172. I used to be a baker on Sunday, but I couldn’t make enough dough. So, I kneaded a change.
173. What did one wall say to the other wall on Sunday? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
174. Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician on Sunday? Because he was outstanding in his field of promises!
175. I used to be a baker on Sunday, but I couldn’t make enough dough. So, I kneaded a change.
176. Why did the math book look sad on Sunday? Because it had too many problems.

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Conclusion

We hope you’ve enjoyed our selection of Sunday jokes and found them as amusing as we do. Laughter is a great way to unwind and recharge for the week ahead. 

Remember, a good joke can turn even the laziest Sunday into a fun day. Share these jokes with friends and family to spread the joy!

FAQs

Why are Sunday jokes special?

Sunday jokes are special because they provide a lighthearted way to celebrate the end of the weekend and prepare for the week ahead. They are designed to bring smiles and laughter, making Sunday a more enjoyable day.

Can I share these jokes with my friends and family?

Absolutely! Feel free to share these Sunday jokes with your loved ones. Laughter is contagious, and sharing a good joke can brighten someone’s day.

How can I use these jokes to make my Sunday better?

You can start your Sunday with a chuckle by reading these jokes over breakfast or with a cup of coffee. You can also use them as conversation starters during Sunday gatherings or simply share them on social media to spread positivity.