Regal Roasts: 87+ Hilarious One-Liners About Kings

Introduction

Step into the majestic realm of kings with a collection of uproarious one-liners that will have you chuckling like royalty. 

From royal decrees to throne room jests, these jokes are fit for a king – or at least a good laugh!

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Jokes On Kings

1. Why did the king go to therapy? Because he had too many unresolved royal issues!
2. What do you call a king who’s always on time? A ruler!
3. Why did the king bring a ladder to the throne room? He heard the throne was up for grabs!
4. What’s a king’s favorite type of music? Reign music!
5. Why was the king a good football player? Because he knew how to kick off his reign!
6. What did the king say when his horse ran away? “I’m royally disappointed!”
7. Why did the king go to the dentist? To get his crown checked!
8. What’s a king’s favorite fruit? The royal raspberry!
9. Why did the king get a pet lion? He wanted to show off his mane attraction!
10. What did the king say to his subjects on a hot day? “It’s time to reign it in!”
11. Why did the king build a moat around his bed? Because he wanted to have sweet dreams without any knights interrupting!
12. What’s a king’s favorite part of a joke? The punchline of course – it’s fit for royalty!
13. Why did the king sit on the throne all day? Because he was a ruler by nature!
14. What did the king say when he won the chess game? “Checkmate, peasants!”
15. Why was the king a great chef? Because he knew how to rule the kitchen!
16. What did the king say when he couldn’t find his crown? “I’m losing my reign!”
17. Why did the king invite the jester to the royal banquet? He wanted to add some comic relief to his reign!
18. What’s a king’s favorite dessert? Crownie cakes!
19. Why did the king go to the farmer’s market? He wanted to pick up some royal produce!
20. What did the king say when he heard a joke about nobles? “That’s quite a jest-your!”
21. Why did the king always carry a map? So he could navigate his reign with ease!
22. What’s a king’s favorite exercise? The royal jog – it’s good for the throne!
23. Why did the king wear a cloak in summer? He wanted to rule the heat!
24. What did the king say to his horse? “It’s time to reign it in, my noble steed!”
25. Why was the king a great singer? Because he had a regal voice!
26. What’s a king’s favorite kind of joke? A royal jest!
27. Why did the king never get lost? Because he always had his royal GPS!
28. What did the king say to his queen when she told a bad joke? “That’s not quite royal humor!”
29. Why did the king hold a royal feast in the garden? He wanted to dine alfresco – it’s the royal way!
30. What’s a king’s favorite game? Throne of Games – it’s fit for royal competition!
31. What do you call a king’s pet? His royal zookeeper!
32. Why did the king bring a ladder to the palace? He heard the throne was up for grabs!
33. What do you get when you cross a king and a snowman? Frostbite!
34. Why did the queen sit on the throne all day? She wanted to rule over her domain!
35. What’s a king’s favorite type of music? Reign music!
36. Why did the king invite the jester to dinner? He wanted a side of laughs with his feast!
37. What do you call a knight who’s afraid to fight? Sir Render!
38. Why did the king go to school? To get his royal degree!
39. What do you call a king’s exercise routine? The royal workout!
40. Why did the king order a new crown? He wanted to keep his kingdom in tiara-top shape!
41. What’s a king’s favorite snack? Crownuts!
42. Why did the queen hire a jester? She needed someone to crown her with laughter!
43. What did the king say to his subjects on a hot day? “I’m feeling a little un-throne!”
44. Why did the king bring a sword to bed? He heard sweet dreams were worth fighting for!
45. What’s a king’s favorite letter? The letter “R” because it’s the start of royalty!

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Hilarious Jokes On Kings

46. Why did the prince bring a ladder to the castle? He wanted to rise to the occasion!
47. What do you call a knight who loves to sing? A minst-knight!
48. Why was the king always calm? Because he had great reign over his emotions!
49. What do you call a king’s horse who likes to gossip? A neigh-sayer!
50. Why did the queen banish the court jester? His jokes were too pun-ishing!
51. What’s a king’s favorite fruit? A crownberry!
52. Why did the prince become a comedian? He wanted to inherit the throne of laughter!
53. What do you call a knight who loves math? Sir Cumference!
54. Why did the king bring a map to bed? He wanted to dream of conquering new territories!
55. What’s a king’s favorite type of comedy? Monarch-y!
56. Why did the queen refuse to wear her crown? It gave her majesty a headache!
57. What do you call a knight who’s always on time? Sir Clockwise!
58. Why did the prince lock himself in the dungeon? He heard it was the best place for some self-reflection!
59. What’s a king’s favorite game? Chess, because it’s all about strategic rule!
60. Why did the king bring a mirror to the battlefield? To reflect on his victories!
61. What’s a king’s favorite flower? His royal blooms!
62. Why did the queen wear a helmet to bed? She wanted to protect her crown jewels!
63. What do you call a king’s favorite food? His royal feast!
64. Why did the knight bring a ruler to battle? To measure up to his opponents!
65. What’s a king’s favorite type of footwear? Crown loafers!
66. Why did the queen throw a party for the castle’s mice? She heard they were big cheese in the kingdom!
67. What do you call a knight who loves puns? A jest-knight!
68. Why did the king knight his pet dog? It had shown paw-some loyalty!
69. What’s a king’s favorite type of weather? Reign-y days!
70. Why did the knight bring a map to the dragon’s lair? To navigate the treacherous terrain!
71. What do you call a king’s favorite dessert? Crownies!
72. Why did the prince bring a spoon to the duel? He heard it was a knight-fight!
73. What’s a king’s favorite game show? “Throne or No Throne”!
74. Why did the queen hire a dragon as a bodyguard? She wanted to add fire-power to her security!
75. What do you call a knight who’s always tired? Sir Napsalot!
76. Why did the king banish the royal gardener? He planted too many royal pains!
77. What’s a king’s favorite mode of transportation? His royal chariot!
78. Why did the prince bring a ladder to the library? He wanted to reach the upper shelf of knowledge!
79. What do you call a knight who’s afraid of the dark? Sir Luminate!
80. Why did the queen appoint a jester as her advisor? She needed someone to lighten the royal mood!
81. What’s a king’s favorite bedtime story? “The Knight Before Christmas”!
82. Why did the knight bring a pillow to the battlefield? He wanted to dream of victory!
83. What do you call a king’s favorite bird? The royal tweet!
84. Why did the prince bring a deck of cards to the castle? He heard it was time to play his hand in the kingdom!
85. What’s a king’s favorite type of sandwich? The royal club!
86. Why did the queen organize a royal race? She wanted to see who would reign supreme!
87. What do you call a knight who’s skilled in diplomacy? Sir Compromise!
88. Why did the king bring a telescope to the banquet? He wanted to keep an eye on his subjects!
89. What’s a king’s favorite type of humor? His royal jest!
90. Why did the king bring a map to the ball? He wanted to waltz his way to every corner of the kingdom!

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Conclusion

From royal puns to majestic mishaps, these one-liners have showcased the humorous side of kingship. So, sit back, relax on your throne, and enjoy a good laugh fit for a king!