50+ Hilarious Christmas Gift Jokes for Her

Introduction

‘Tis the season to spread joy and laughter, and what better way to do that than with some Christmas gift jokes for the special women in your life? 

Whether it’s your mom, sister, girlfriend, or friend, these jokes are sure to bring a smile to their faces as they unwrap their presents.

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1. Why did the girl return her Christmas gift? It was a complete wrap!
2. What did the gift say to the Christmas tree? Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered.
3. Why was the Christmas gift always in a hurry? It had to sleigh its recipients!
4. What do you call a snowman’s gift to his wife? Frosting on the cake!
5. Why did the Christmas gift go to school? To learn some wrapping paper-ty!
6. What did the gingerbread man give his girlfriend for Christmas? A sweet kiss-mas!
7. Why was the Christmas gift so shy? It was feeling wrapped up in itself!
8. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
9. Why did the Christmas gift break up with its wrapping paper? It felt suffocated!
10. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
11. Why was the math book sad on Christmas? It had too many problems!
12. Why did the Christmas gift bring a ladder? It wanted to reach new heights!
13. What’s Santa’s favorite type of music? Wrap!
14. What do you call Santa when he takes a break? Santa Pause!
15. Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose!
16. Why did the Christmas gift refuse to play cards? It was afraid of being shuffled!
17. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
18. Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? It needed a trim!
19. What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper!
20. Why was the ornament addicted to Christmas? It had too many decorations!
21. What do you call Santa’s little helpers? Subordinate clauses!
22. Why did the Christmas tree go to therapy? It had too many ornaments to hang onto!
23. What’s a snowman’s favorite breakfast? Frosted flakes!
24. Why did Santa go to music school? To improve his “elf”-abet!
25. What did one snowman say to the other? “Do you smell carrots?”

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26. Why did Santa’s helper bring a broom to work? To sweep away the competition!
27. What did the reindeer say before launching into flight? “This sleighs!”
28. Why was the Christmas cookie sad? It was feeling crumby!
29. What did the grape say to the snowman? “Chill out, dude!”
30. Why did the Christmas gift go to school? To get wrapped up in learning!
31. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
32. Why did Santa’s reindeer get a ticket? They were caught speeding on the “slay” ride!
33. What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot? “Get out of my face, I’m melting here!”
34. What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps!
35. Why did the Christmas tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal!
36. What did Santa say to the smoker? “Please don’t smoke, it’s bad for my elf!”
37. Why was the Christmas tree so bad at sewing? It kept dropping its needles!
38. Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had the drumsticks!
39. What did the grape say to the Christmas elf? “Have a grape holiday!”
40. Why did the elf go to school? To learn his “elf”-abet!
41. What’s a snowman’s favorite dessert? Ice cream cake!
42. Why did Santa’s helper feel sad? Because he had low elf-esteem!
43. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite!
44. Why was the snowman rummaging through the bag of carrots? He was picking his nose!
45. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
46. What does Jack Frost like best about school? Snow and tell!
47. Why was the Christmas tree so bad at knitting? It always dropped its needles!
48. Why did the Christmas ornament go to the doctor? It was feeling a little “bauble”!
49. What do you call a snowman with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want, he can’t hear you!
50. Why was the Christmas stocking so good at baseball? It always caught the presents!
51. Why was the snowman so happy? He heard the snowblower was coming!
52. What’s Santa’s favorite kind of pizza? One that’s deep and crisp and even!
53. Why did the snowman call his dog “Frost”? Because Frost bites!

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Conclusion

As you wrap up your holiday shopping and prepare to exchange gifts, remember to share a laugh or two with these Christmas gift jokes. 

Spread the joy and merriment of the season with a touch of humor that’s sure to make everyone’s spirits bright.

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