43+ Hocus Pocus Jokes: Spellbinding Humor for All Ages

Introduction

Get ready to laugh as we conjure up a bit of magic with these Hocus Pocus jokes. The Sanderson sisters may have brewed up trouble in Salem, but these jokes are all in good fun. 

Whether you’re a fan of the movie or just looking for some witchy humor, you’ve come to the right place.

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Hocus Pocus Jokes

1. Why did the witch bring a ladder to the coven? She heard the stakes were high.
2. What do you call a witch’s garage? A broom closet.
3. Why do witches fly on brooms? Vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
4. How do you make a witch itch? Take away the ‘w.’
5. What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling.
6. Why did the ghost go to the Hocus Pocus reunion? To see his old ghoulfriends.
7. What did the witch say to the scarecrow? “You need to get a life!”
8. How do you make a witch laugh? Tickle her funny bone.
9. Why don’t witches wear name tags? Because everyone knows which witch is which!
10. What do you get when you cross a witch with an ice cube? Frostbite.
11. What do witches use to do their hair? Scare spray.
12. What do you call a witch’s pet dog? A broomstick.
13. What’s a witch’s favorite dessert? Hexagon ice cream.
14. Why did the witch bring a pencil to the séance? In case she needed to draw a spirit.
15. What kind of makeup do witches wear? Mas-scare-a.
16. What do witches use to communicate? Witch-fi.
17. How does a witch tell time? With a witch watch.
18. What do you call a witch who loves the beach? Sandy Witch.
19. Why did the witch take up gardening? She wanted to grow some “spooktacular” plants.
20. How do you organize a space party for witches? You “planet”!

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21. What did the witch say when her broom broke? “This is the last straw!”
22. Why did the witch become a chef? She wanted to put a spell on her dishes.
23. How do witches stay safe in the car? They always wear their “witch” belts.
24. What’s a witch’s favorite board game? Spell-opoly.
25. Why did the witch bring a map to the forest? She didn’t want to get lost in the “spell-woods.”
26. How do witches send messages on Halloween? By “witch mail.”
27. Why did the witch go to the bakery? She heard they had “spellbinding” pastries.
28. What do you call a group of witches on a road trip? Broom-mates.
29. Why did the witch apply for a job at the computer store? She wanted to work with “spell-check.”
30. What did the witch order at the coffee shop? A “witch brew” latte.
31. What’s a witch’s favorite type of music? Hip-hop-cus Pocus.
32. Why did the witch bring a ladder to the potion class? She wanted to reach the highest spell book.
33. How do witches keep their cauldrons clean? They use “witch washing” liquid.
34. What do you call a witch who loves to dance? Broom-boogie.
35. Why did the witch become a gardener? She had a “green witch” thumb.
36. How do witches stay in shape? They do “spell-lates.”
37. What do witches use to fix their clothes? A “witch” stitch.
38. Why did the witch bring a mirror to the witch’s council meeting? To reflect on the issues.
39. What do you call a witch who lives near the beach? A “sand-witch.”
40. How do witches make decisions? They have a “spell” vote.
41. Why did the witch bring a broom to the soccer game? She wanted to sweep the competition.
42. What’s a witch’s favorite dessert at Thanksgiving? Pumpkin “spell” pie.
43. Why did the witch become a detective? She was good at finding “clues” in spells.
44. How do witches stay cool in the summer? They use “witch” fans.
45. What’s a witch’s favorite genre of movie? Horror-cus Pocus.

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Conclusion

We hope you’ve enjoyed this magical journey of laughter with our Hocus Pocus jokes. 

Remember, it’s all in good fun, and there’s no need to cast a spell to find humor in the world around us. Feel free to share these jokes with your friends and family to brighten their day.

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