109+ Happy New Year Jokes to Start the Year with Laughter

Introduction

Welcome to our collection of 109+ Happy New Year jokes! Laughter is the perfect way to kick off the year and spread joy. These light-hearted jokes and puns will bring a smile to your face and share the fun with family and friends. 

Whether you’re celebrating with loved ones or at a New Year’s party, these jokes are sure to add some humor to the occasion. So, let’s dive into the world of New Year humor and get ready to start the new year with a good laugh!

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New Year Giggles

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award on New Year’s Eve? Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. What do you tell someone you want to impress on New Year’s Day? “You’re resolution-ary!”
3. Why do birds fly south for New Year’s? Because it’s too far to walk!
4. What’s a cow’s favorite holiday drink on New Year’s? Moo-year’s milk!
5. What did one wall say to the other wall on New Year’s Eve? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
6. Why was the math book sad on New Year’s Eve? Because it had too many problems!
7. How do you say goodbye to the old year? With an “aloe” (Auld Lang Syne)!
8. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit for New Year’s breakfast? A “countdown” (count on) melon!
9. Why did the tomato turn red on New Year’s Eve? Because it saw the salad dressing!
10. What do you say to your computer on New Year’s Day? “Thanks for all the support in the past year; now, let’s delete those cookies!”
11. What do you call a snowman on New Year’s Day? A puddle!
12. Why did the belt break on New Year’s Eve? Because it couldn’t hold its pants together!
13. Why did the music teacher go to jail on New Year’s Day? Because she got caught with too many sharp objects!
14. What do you call a bear that hibernates until New Year’s Day? A “polar bear”!
15. Why don’t oysters donate to charity on New Year’s Eve? Because they are shellfish!
16. What do you call a frozen dog on New Year’s Day? “Chili”!
17. Why did the calendar go to therapy on New Year’s Eve? Because it had too many dates!
18. What did the clock do when it was hungry on New Year’s Day? It went back four seconds!
19. Why was the math book sad on New Year’s Day? Because it had too many problems!
20. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog on New Year’s Eve? Frostbite!
21. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack on New Year’s Day? An abdominal snowman!
22. Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician on New Year’s Eve? Because he was outstanding in his field!
23. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house on New Year’s Day? The living room!
24. Why did the bicycle fall over on New Year’s Eve? Because it was two-tired!
25. What did the big flower say to the little flower on New Year’s Day? “Hi, bud!”
26. Why did the snowman call a plumber on New Year’s Eve? Because he had a leaky personality!
27. What do you call a snowman with a carrot for a nose on New Year’s Day? Frozone!
28. Why do birds like to perch on the telephone wire on New Year’s Eve? Because it’s the best place to catch up on the latest tweets!
29. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack on New Year’s Day? Frostbite!
30. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert on New Year’s Eve? Because he was already stuffed!
31. What do you say to a snowman on New Year’s Day? “Freeze, you’re under arrest!”
32. Why did the scarecrow win an award on New Year’s Eve? Because he was outstanding in his field!
33. What do you call a snowman with a lot of money on New Year’s Day? A “snow capitalist”!
34. Why did the music teacher go to jail on New Year’s Day? Because she got caught with too many sharp objects!
35. Why did the computer go to therapy on New Year’s Eve? Because it had too many bytes!
36. Why did the tomato turn red on New Year’s Eve? Because it saw the salad dressing!
37. What do you say to your computer on New Year’s Day? “Thanks for all the support in the past year; now, let’s delete those cookies!”

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New Year Chuckles

38. Why was the math book sad on New Year’s Day? Because it had too many problems!
39. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit for New Year’s breakfast? A “countdown” (count on) melon!
40. Why don’t oysters donate to charity on New Year’s Eve? Because they are shellfish!
41. What do you call a frozen dog on New Year’s Day? “Chili”!
42. Why did the calendar go to therapy on New Year’s Eve? Because it had too many dates!
43. What did the clock do when it was hungry on New Year’s Day? It went back four seconds!
44. Why was the math book sad on New Year’s Day? Because it had too many problems!
45. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog on New Year’s Eve? Frostbite!
46. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack on New Year’s Day? An abdominal snowman!
47. Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician on New Year’s Eve? Because he was outstanding in his field!
48. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house on New Year’s Day? The living room!
49. Why did the bicycle fall over on New Year’s Eve? Because it was two-tired!
50. What did the big flower say to the little flower on New Year’s Day? “Hi, bud!”
51. Why did the snowman call a plumber on New Year’s Eve? Because he had a leaky personality!
52. What do you call a snowman with a carrot for a nose on New Year’s Day? Frozone!
53. Why do birds like to perch on the telephone wire on New Year’s Eve? Because it’s the best place to catch up on the latest tweets!
54. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack on New Year’s Day? Frostbite!
55. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert on New Year’s Eve? Because he was already stuffed!
56. What do you say to a snowman on New Year’s Day? “Freeze, you’re under arrest!”
57. Why did the scarecrow win an award on New Year’s Eve? Because he was outstanding in his field!
58. What do you call a snowman with a lot of money on New Year’s Day? A “snow capitalist”!
59. Why did the music teacher go to jail on New Year’s Day? Because she got caught with too many sharp objects!
60. Why did the computer go to therapy on New Year’s Eve? Because it had too many bytes!
61. Why did the tomato turn red on New Year’s Eve? Because it saw the salad dressing!
62. What do you say to your computer on New Year’s Day? “Thanks for all the support in the past year; now, let’s delete those cookies!”
63. Why was the math book sad on New Year’s Day? Because it had too many problems!
64. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit for New Year’s breakfast? A “countdown” (count on) melon!
65. Why don’t oysters donate to charity on New Year’s Eve? Because they are shellfish!
66. What do you call a frozen dog on New Year’s Day? “Chili”!
67. Why did the calendar go to therapy on New Year’s Eve? Because it had too many dates!
68. What did the clock do when it was hungry on New Year’s Day? It went back four seconds!
69. Why was the math book sad on New Year’s Day? Because it had too many problems!
70. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog on New Year’s Eve? Frostbite!
71. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack on New Year’s Day? An abdominal snowman!
72. Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician on New Year’s Eve? Because he was outstanding in his field!
73. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house on New Year’s Day? The living room!
74. Why did the bicycle fall over on New Year’s Eve? Because it was two-tired!

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New Year Puns

75. What did the big flower say to the little flower on New Year’s Day? “Hi, bud!”
76. Why did the snowman call a plumber on New Year’s Eve? Because he had a leaky personality!
77. What do you call a snowman with a carrot for a nose on New Year’s Day? Frozone!
78. Why do birds like to perch on the telephone wire on New Year’s Eve? Because it’s the best place to catch up on the latest tweets!
79. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack on New Year’s Day? Frostbite!
80. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert on New Year’s Eve? Because he was already stuffed!
81. What do you say to a snowman on New Year’s Day? “Freeze, you’re under arrest!”
82. Why did the scarecrow win an award on New Year’s Eve? Because he was outstanding in his field!
83. What do you call a snowman with a lot of money on New Year’s Day? A “snow capitalist”!
84. Why did the music teacher go to jail on New Year’s Day? Because she got caught with too many sharp objects!
85. Why did the computer go to therapy on New Year’s Eve? Because it had too many bytes!
86. Why did the tomato turn red on New Year’s Eve? Because it saw the salad dressing!
87. What do you say to your computer on New Year’s Day? “Thanks for all the support in the past year; now, let’s delete those cookies!”
88. Why was the math book sad on New Year’s Day? Because it had too many problems!
89. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit for New Year’s breakfast? A “countdown” (count on) melon!
90. Why don’t oysters donate to charity on New Year’s Eve? Because they are shellfish!
91. What do you call a frozen dog on New Year’s Day? “Chili”!
92. Why did the calendar go to therapy on New Year’s Eve? Because it had too many dates!
93. What did the clock do when it was hungry on New Year’s Day? It went back four seconds!
94. Why was the math book sad on New Year’s Day? Because it had too many problems!
95. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog on New Year’s Eve? Frostbite!
96. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack on New Year’s Day? An abdominal snowman!
97. Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician on New Year’s Eve? Because he was outstanding in his field!
98. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house on New Year’s Day? The living room!
99. Why did the bicycle fall over on New Year’s Eve? Because it was two-tired!
100. What did the big flower say to the little flower on New Year’s Day? “Hi, bud!”
101. Why did the snowman call a plumber on New Year’s Eve? Because he had a leaky personality!
102. What do you call a snowman with a carrot for a nose on New Year’s Day? Frozone!
103. Why do birds like to perch on the telephone wire on New Year’s Eve? Because it’s the best place to catch up on the latest tweets!
104. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack on New Year’s Day? Frostbite!
105. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert on New Year’s Eve? Because he was already stuffed!
106. What do you say to a snowman on New Year’s Day? “Freeze, you’re under arrest!”
107. Why did the scarecrow win an award on New Year’s Eve? Because he was outstanding in his field!
108. What do you call a snowman with a lot of money on New Year’s Day? A “snow capitalist”!
109. Why did the music teacher go to jail on New Year’s Day? Because she got caught with too many sharp objects!
110. Why did the computer go to therapy on New Year’s Eve? Because it had too many bytes!
111. Why did the tomato turn red on New Year’s Eve? Because it saw the salad dressing!
112. What do you say to your computer on New Year’s Day? “Thanks for all the support in the past year; now, let’s delete those cookies!”

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Conclusion

As the New Year approaches, these jokes serve as a reminder that laughter is a wonderful way to begin a fresh chapter in our lives. We hope you’ve enjoyed these humorous quips and that they’ve brought a little extra cheer to your celebrations. 

Here’s to a year filled with laughter, joy, and many more memorable moments!

FAQs

Can I share these New Year jokes with my friends and family?

Absolutely! These jokes are meant to be shared and enjoyed with your loved ones, so go ahead and spread the laughter.

Are these jokes suitable for all ages?

Yes, most of these jokes are family-friendly and can be enjoyed by people of all ages. However, always consider your audience and use discretion.

How can I use these jokes at a New Year’s party or gathering?

You can share these jokes as icebreakers, in toasts, or even create a New Year’s trivia game incorporating these humorous lines.