107+ Hilarious High Schooler Jokes

Introduction

Get ready to chuckle with our compilation of jokes poking fun at high schoolers. Whether you’re a student, a teacher, or just reminiscing about those tumultuous High school years, these jokes are sure to bring a smile to your face.

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1. Why did the high schooler bring a ladder to school? Because he heard the grades were high up!
2. Why don’t high schoolers trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
3. What did the high schooler say to the math book? “Stop giving me problems!”
4. Why did the high schooler sit on the clock during the exam? He wanted to be on time!
5. Why was the high schooler always calm during exams? Because he already knew the “F” word.
6. What’s a high schooler’s favorite chemical reaction? Drama + hormones.
7. Why did the high schooler bring a pencil to bed? In case he wanted to draw the curtains!
8. What’s a high schooler’s favorite type of math problem? Word problems, because they’re the closest to real-life drama.
9. Why did the high schooler break up with his calculator? It couldn’t solve his problems.
10. How does a high schooler part his hair? With a ruler!
11. Why don’t high schoolers ever get lost? Because they always follow the “Hall Pass.”
12. What’s a high schooler’s favorite subject? Lunch!
13. Why did the high schooler bring a mirror to school? To see his future (and check his hair).
14. What’s a high schooler’s favorite kind of party? A “study” group!
15. Why did the high schooler bring a ladder to graduation? To take his education to the next level!
16. What’s a high schooler’s favorite season? Exam season – because it’s always “Fall”!
17. Why don’t high schoolers need to study astronomy? Because they already experience enough “space” in their heads.
18. Why did the high schooler always carry a pencil sharpener? For those “pointed” conversations!
19. Why did the high schooler bring a baseball bat to school? For his “hit” list!
20. What’s a high schooler’s favorite dessert? Pi – because it’s irrational, just like their crushes.
21. Why was the high schooler always happy in English class? Because he loved puns – they were “punctuation” marks!
22. Why did the high schooler bring a camera to school? To “capture” the memories (and selfies)!
23. Why don’t high schoolers trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something!
24. What’s a high schooler’s favorite type of question? Extra credit!
25. Why was the high schooler’s report card wet? Because it was “below C level”!
26. Why did the high schooler bring a map to the exam? Because his teacher said it would be a “landmark” test!
27. What’s a high schooler’s favorite book? “Face(book)” – they can’t put it down!
28. Why did the high school student bring a ladder to school? Because he heard the school was high on success.
29. Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry.
30. What’s a high schooler’s favorite type of clothing? Algebra. It’s got a lot of X’s and Y’s.
31. Why did the music teacher go to jail? For fingering A minor.
32. What’s a high schooler’s favorite subject? Lunch, because it’s the only time they can eat and study at the same time.
33. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
34. Why don’t high schoolers trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something.
35. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field, just like the high school valedictorian.
36. Why don’t high schoolers make good archaeologists? They always get caught digging up old grades.
37. Why did the teacher go to the beach? To test the waters.
38. What do you call a high schooler who doesn’t procrastinate? An urban legend.
39. Why was the history book so popular? Because it had all the best dates.
40. Why did the student sit on his watch during the exam? He wanted to make sure he passed the time.

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41. What do you get when you cross a high school student and a pencil? A lot of pointless jokes.
42. Why don’t high schoolers ever tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
43. What’s a high schooler’s favorite place in the library? The comic book section.
44. Why don’t high schoolers trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
45. Why did the high schooler bring a ladder to the school dance? Because he heard the popular crowd was looking down on everyone.
46. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing. Just like high schoolers in the cafeteria.
47. Why did the high school student bring a ladder to class? Because he heard the course was “uplifting.”
48. Why did the biology teacher go to jail? For disturbing the “peace” with his plant experiments.
49. What do you call a high schooler who loves math? A number cruncher with a lot of “subtractitude.”
50. Why did the history book go to therapy? It had too many unresolved issues.
51. What’s a high schooler’s favorite dessert? Pi, because it goes on forever.
52. Why was the gym teacher always calm? He had a lot of “exer-zen.”
53. Why did the English teacher bring a ladder to class? To reach the heights of literature.
54. Why did the student bring a mirror to school? To reflect on his mistakes.
55. Why did the drama teacher always carry a pencil? To draw out the tension.
56. Why don’t high schoolers trust stairs made by the woodshop class? Because they’re always “stepping” out of line.
57. What’s a high schooler’s favorite kind of pet? A “history” hamster because it loves to dig up the past.
58. Why did the geography teacher get lost? He took the wrong “route.”
59. What’s a high schooler’s favorite kind of plant? “Square roots” because they’re always rational.
60. Why did the student take a ladder to the cafeteria? Because he heard the food was on another level.
61. Why don’t high schoolers ever win at hide and seek? Because good hiding spots are a “myth.”
62. Why was the art class always chaotic? They couldn’t “draw” the line between creativity and chaos.
63. What did the algebra book say to the geometry book? “Let’s meet at the intersection.”
64. Why did the high schooler bring a shovel to school? He heard there was a lot of “digging” into topics.
65. Why was the science class always in orbit? Because it had a lot of “stellar” students.
66. Why did the high schooler bring a map to class? To navigate the “maze” of assignments.
67. Why did the high schooler bring a ladder to class? Because he heard the course was a step up.
68. What’s a high schooler’s favorite type of music? Acapella, because it’s all about the vocal harmonies.
69. Why don’t high schoolers ever win at hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when the bell rings every hour.
70. Why did the high schooler bring a mirror to school? Because he heard it was a place of reflection.
71. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? “Supplies!”
72. Why did the student bring a ladder to the library? Because he heard the stories were on the next level.
73. Why did the student sit on the clock during the exam? Because he wanted to make time stand still.
74. Why don’t high schoolers ever trust the school’s Wi-Fi? Because it’s always buffering their success.
75. Why was the student’s report card wet? Because it was below “C” level.
76. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems, just like the students.
77. Why did the teacher bring a ladder to the classroom? Because she wanted to reach the highest level of education.
78. Why did the high schooler wear sunglasses to the exam? Because he wanted to shade his grades.
79. Why was the history textbook always tired? Because it was past its prime.
80. Why did the student bring a ladder to the science lab? Because he heard they were conducting high-level experiments.

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81. What did the student say when he lost his pencil? “I’ve got no. 2 write.”
82. Why don’t high schoolers ever play hide and seek with their grades? Because they’re always visible online.
83. Why was the gym teacher always calm? Because he knew how to keep his cool during dodgeball.
84. Why did the high schooler bring a ladder to the gym? Because he wanted to reach new heights in fitness.
85. Why was the cafeteria food so good? Because it was a recipe for success.
86. Why don’t high schoolers ever trust the stairs? Because they’re always up to something.
87. Why did the high schooler bring a pencil to bed? In case he had a dream test.
88. Why don’t high schoolers ever win at poker? Because they always fold under pressure.
89. What do you call a high schooler who is good at geography? A map-tastic genius.
90. Why did the student break up with his calculator? It just couldn’t solve his problems anymore.
91. Why was the history teacher always so good at storytelling? He had a past that was full of drama.
92. What’s a high schooler’s favorite fruit? Peer pressure, they always give in to it.
93. Why did the high schooler bring a ruler to the party? To measure up to his classmates.
94. Why did the biology teacher always carry a plant? To root for her students’ success.
95. What did the high schooler say to the principal when caught skipping class? “I’m just trying to excel in the school of life.”
96. Why was the English teacher always so good at puns? She could never resist a play on words.
97. What do you call a high schooler who loves science fiction? A proton-tastic nerd.
98. Why did the high schooler bring a map to class? Because he heard the lesson was going places.
99. Why don’t high schoolers ever trust atoms? Because they make up everything, including excuses.
100. Why did the student eat his math homework? Because he wanted to subtract some calories.
101. What’s a high schooler’s favorite time of the day? Lunchtime, when they can refuel and socialize.
102. Why did the high schooler bring a camera to school? Because he heard it was picture day.
103. Why did the math book look worried? Because it heard it was going to be in a test.
104. What did the high schooler say to the vending machine? “I need a snack, I’m running out of energy for this drama.”
105. Why did the high schooler bring a backpack to the beach? He heard the tide was high, and he needed to stay afloat with his grades.
106. Why did the student bring a ladder to the art class? Because he heard the teacher was raising the bar on creativity.
107. Why did the high schooler take a ladder to school? Because he heard it was a step towards success.
108. What do you call a high schooler who loves to take notes? A scribe-sational student.
109. Why did the high schooler bring a dictionary to the football game? To understand the meaning of “tackle”.
110. Why did the student break up with her pencil? It just couldn’t draw her attention anymore.

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Conclusion

High school can be a challenging time, but laughter is always the best medicine. These jokes capture the essence of high school life with humor and wit. Share them with friends, classmates, or teachers to spread some cheer!

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