Laugh with 90+ Funny Jokes For Friends In English!

Introduction

Friendship is a treasure, and what better way to celebrate it than with a hearty dose of laughter? We’ve compiled a collection of 90+ funny jokes about friends that will tickle your funny bone and leave you and your pals in splits. 

Whether you’re looking for clever puns, witty one-liners, or humorous anecdotes, you’ll find them all here. So, get ready to share a good laugh with your closest companions and create lasting memories of joy and humor.

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Friday School One-Liners

1. Why did the friend bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
2. My friend said I couldn’t make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen his face when I drove pasta!
3. I told my friend a joke about construction, but he didn’t laugh. I guess I need to build up my humor.
4. Why did the friend go to the dentist? Because he wanted to find the tooth about friendship!
5. I was going to tell my friend a time-traveling joke. But they already laughed in the future.
6. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing and realized it was friends with ranch!
7. What did one friend say to the other when they couldn’t find their keys? “I guess we’re just a little lost without them.”
8. Why did the friend bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were a bit high!
9. My friend is addicted to brake fluid. But don’t worry, he can stop anytime.
10. What did the one friend say to the other when they were both locked out of their cars? “Looks like we’re in a jam.”
11. Why did the friend bring a pencil to the party? Because he wanted to draw attention!
12. My friend said I was average. I told him that was just mean.
13. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, just like some of my friends!
14. Why did the scarecrow become friends with the crows? Because he was outstanding in his field!
15. Why did the friend bring a ladder to the gym? To help them climb the social ladder!
16. My friend tried to steal my calendar. I told him his days were numbered.
17. Why did the friend bring a broom to the party? Because they wanted to sweep everyone off their feet!
18. I have a friend who’s addicted to playing hide and seek. But good luck trying to find them!
19. Why did the friend bring a mirror to the park? Because they wanted to reflect on life.
20. My friend told me he could make a car out of spaghetti. I asked him to pasta keys.
21. Why did the friend bring a backpack to the bakery? Because he wanted to take some sweet treats to go!
22. I told my friend a joke about paper, but it was tearable. He couldn’t handle the puns.
23. Why did the friend bring a rope to the party? Because they wanted to hang out with everyone!
24. My friend said he could make a boat out of cardboard. I told him to “sea” if he could float the idea.
25. Why did the friend bring a fan to the bar? Because he wanted to make some cool friends!
26. I asked my friend if he wanted to hear a joke about construction, but he said, “Nah, I’m already board.”
27. Why did the friend bring a ladder to the library? Because he wanted to go to the next chapter.
28. My friend is obsessed with math. He’s always counting on me.
29. Why did the friend bring a suitcase to the comedy club? Because he wanted to pack in the laughs!
30. I have a friend who’s really into gardening. He’s always so down to earth.
31. Why did the friend bring a backpack to the amusement park? Because he wanted to have a rollercoaster of a time!

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Friday School Chuckles

32. My friend said I couldn’t make a car out of spaghetti. But I proved him wrong and now it’s al dente.
33. Why did the friend bring a ladder to the airport? Because he wanted to catch a flight of fancy!
34. I told my friend a joke about dough, but he couldn’t rise to the occasion. It wasn’t his bread and butter.
35. Why did the friend bring a net to the beach? Because he wanted to catch some waves!
36. My friend is a big fan of puns. He can’t resist a good play on words.
37. Why did the friend bring a backpack to the zoo? Because he wanted to have a wild time!
38. I have a friend who’s really into photography. He’s always trying to capture the moment.
39. Why did the friend bring a ladder to the concert? Because he wanted to get closer to the band!
40. My friend said he could make a boat out of cardboard. I told him to row with it.
41. Why did the friend bring a helmet to the art gallery? Because he wanted to protect his masterpiece!
42. I told my friend a joke about vegetables, but it was corny. He didn’t carrot all for it.
43. Why did the friend bring a backpack to the movie theater? Because he wanted to have a reel good time!
44. My friend loves astronomy. He’s always over the moon.
45. Why did the friend bring a ladder to the grocery store? Because he wanted to pick the top-shelf snacks!
46. I asked my friend if he wanted to hear a joke about electricity, but he said, “Watt?”
47. Why did the friend bring a backpack to the bakery? Because he wanted to have a crumby time!
48. My friend is a big fan of rock and roll. He really knows how to roll with the music.
49. Why did the friend bring a ladder to the fashion show? Because he wanted to climb the ranks of style!
50. I have a friend who’s a chef. He’s always cooking up something fun.
51. Why did the friend bring a backpack to the science lab? Because he wanted to have a chemical reaction!
52. My friend said I couldn’t make a car out of spaghetti. But I told him it would be a “pasta-farian” car.
53. Why did the friend bring a ladder to the movie theater? Because he wanted to see things from a different perspective!
54. I asked my friend if he wanted to hear a joke about time travel, but he said, “I’ll let you know yesterday.”
55. Why did the friend bring a backpack to the dance club? Because he wanted to have a groovy time!
56. My friend is a big fan of fruit jokes. He’s always making pun-kin jokes.
57. Why did the friend bring a ladder to the bank? Because he wanted to check his balance!
58. I told my friend a joke about hair, but it didn’t go over well. It was a bad hair day for humor.
59. Why did the friend bring a backpack to the construction site? Because he wanted to build some great memories!
60. My friend said I couldn’t make a car out of spaghetti. But I said, “Watch me whip, watch me marinara!”
61. Why did the friend bring a ladder to the garden? Because he wanted to see how the plants were growing!
62. I asked my friend if he wanted to hear a joke about space, but he said, “I need some more space first.”

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Friday School Giggles

63. Why did the friend bring a backpack to the circus? Because he wanted to clown around
64. My friend loves birdwatching. He’s always got his beak to the sky.
65. Why did the friend bring a ladder to the basketball game? Because he wanted to dunk on the competition!
66. I told my friend a joke about the ocean, but it was a bit fishy. He didn’t want to dive into that humor.
67. Why did the friend bring a backpack to the office? Because he wanted to take work with him everywhere!
68. My friend said I couldn’t make a car out of spaghetti. But I told him I was just driving pasta point.
69. Why did the friend bring a ladder to the theater? Because he wanted to take his acting career to new heights!
70. I asked my friend if he wanted to hear a joke about chemistry, but he said, “I’m not in my element right now.”
71. Why did the friend bring a backpack to the beach? Because he wanted to have a sandy good time!
72. My friend is a big fan of hiking. He’s always up for a good trail.
73. Why did the friend bring a ladder to the zoo? Because he wanted to get a better view of the wild animals!
74. I told my friend a joke about trees, but it was a bit wooden. He didn’t find it very tree-mendous.
75. Why did the friend bring a backpack to the bakery? Because he wanted to have his cake and eat it too!
76. My friend said I couldn’t make a car out of spaghetti. But I told him it was the pasta-bilities that mattered.
77. Why did the friend bring a ladder to the gym? Because he wanted to climb the ranks of fitness!
78. I asked my friend if he wanted to hear a joke about physics, but he said, “I can’t handle the pressure.”
79. Why did the friend bring a backpack to the art museum? Because he wanted to paint the town red!
80. My friend is really into bird puns. He’s always winging it with his humor.
81. Why did the friend bring a ladder to the party? Because he wanted to take the celebration to new heights!
82. I told my friend a joke about architecture, but it was a bit sketchy. He didn’t find it very building.
83. Why did the friend bring a backpack to the science lab? Because he wanted to experiment with fun!
84. My friend said I couldn’t make a car out of spaghetti. But I told him, “Let’s pasta test!”
85. Why did the friend bring a ladder to the restaurant? Because he heard the food was to die for!
86. I asked my friend if he wanted to hear a joke about plumbing, but he said, “Water you thinking?”
87. Why did the friend bring a backpack to the mountain? Because he wanted to reach new peaks of laughter!
88. My friend loves coffee. He’s always brewing up a good time.
89. Why did the friend bring a ladder to the space station? Because he wanted to take humor to the next orbit!
90. I told my friend a joke about cars, but it was a bit exhaust-ing. He couldn’t handle the puns.
91. Why did the friend bring a backpack to the circus? Because he wanted to clown around with friends!
92. My friend said I couldn’t make a car out of spaghetti. But I said, “Let’s pasta the test drive!”
93. Why did the friend bring a ladder to the music festival? Because he wanted to climb to the top of the charts!

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Conclusion

We hope you’ve enjoyed this compilation of funny jokes about friends. Laughter is the glue that binds friendships, and sharing a good joke can strengthen your bonds with your buddies. 

Keep these jokes in your back pocket for the next gathering, and let the laughter flow. Remember, a great friend and a great laugh are two of life’s most precious gifts.

FAQ

Are these jokes suitable for all ages?

These jokes are generally family-friendly and suitable for all ages. However, always consider the sensibilities of your audience when sharing jokes.

Can I use these jokes in my speeches or presentations?

Absolutely! These jokes can add humor to your speeches, presentations, or social interactions. Just make sure they’re relevant to the context.

How can I remember these jokes to share with my friends?

To remember these jokes, practice telling them a few times to yourself. Additionally, you can jot down your favorites or bookmark this page for easy access.