Funny Favourite Jokes: 143+ Hilarious Jokes For A Good Laugh

Introduction

Jokes are like a secret recipe for a good mood, and when it’s about favourite, the laughter is amplified. Here’s a selection of humorous favourite one-liners that’ll have you chuckling in no time.

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Favourite Jokes

Why did the favourite book go to therapy? It had too many characters!
What’s a computer’s favourite food? Microchips!
Why did the favourite musician get arrested? For excessive treble!
How does a favourite tree get on the internet? It logs in!
What’s a favourite dog’s favourite kind of pizza? Pupperoni!
Why was the favourite belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants!
What’s a favourite astronaut’s favourite part of a computer? The space bar!
Why did the favourite smartphone go to school? It wanted to improve its reception!
What do you call a favourite fish magician? A magic carp-et cleaner!
Why did the favourite athlete always carry a ladder? To reach new heights!
Why did the favourite smartphone wear glasses? It lost all its contacts!
What’s a favourite plant’s favourite TV show? “Gardening Leave”!
Why was the favourite cookie sad? It was feeling crumby!
What’s a favourite bird’s favourite type of music? Tweet-hoven!
Why did the favourite athlete bring string to the race? They wanted to tie for first place!
What did the favourite pen say to the paper? “I really dot my i’s and cross my t’s for you!”
Why did the favourite cat sit on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
What’s a favourite fish’s favourite game to play? Go Fish!
Why was the favourite shirt always busy? It had too many pressing matters!
What did the favourite clock do when it was hungry? It went back four seconds!
Why did the favourite lamp go to school? It wanted to be brighter!
What’s a favourite painter’s favourite type of music? Portraiture and blues!
Why was the favourite cake always invited to parties? It was the life of the icing!
What’s a favourite astronaut’s favourite part of the newspaper? The stellar columns!
Why was the favourite keyboard feeling stressed? It had too many keys to handle!
What do you call a favourite comedian’s favourite joke? The punch-line-up!
Why did the favourite umbrella refuse to open? It wanted to stay dry-humored!
What’s a favourite tree’s favourite subject in school? History—it’s rooted in the past!
Why did the favourite horse become a doctor? It wanted to be a stable influence!
What did the favourite rock say to the geologist? “You really rock!”
Why did the favourite computer go to the doctor? It had a virus!
What’s a favourite ghost’s favourite dessert? Boo-berry pie!
Why did the favourite musician get locked out? They lost their keys!
What’s a favourite shark’s favourite game? Swallow the leader!
Why did the favourite book go to the beach? It wanted to catch some waves!
What’s a favourite astronaut’s favourite part of a laptop? The space bar!
Why did the favourite plant win an award? It was outstanding in its field!
What’s a favourite train’s favourite meal? A loco-motive!
Why was the favourite bicycle so tired? It was two-tired!
What’s a favourite tree’s favourite drink? Root beer!

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Hilarious Favourite Jokes

Why did the favourite watch get arrested? For killing time!
What’s a favourite cat’s favourite subject in school? Mew-sic class!
Why did the favourite pillow get a job? It wanted to cushion its expenses!
What’s a favourite dog’s favourite type of music? Bark and roll!
Why was the favourite movie so emotional? It was a reel tearjerker!
What do you call a favourite hat’s favourite dance move? The cap-tivating twirl!
Why did the favourite door get promoted? It had the key to success!
What’s a favourite chicken’s favourite instrument? The egg-cordion!
Why did the favourite cookie break up with the milk? It was too dunk-tolerant!
What’s a favourite painter’s favourite type of tree? The masterpiece-elm!
Why did the favourite smartphone get into a fight? It couldn’t handle the pressure!
What’s a favourite bear’s favourite button on a remote? Pause!
Why did the favourite cake go to school? To get a little “batter” education!
What’s a favourite ghost’s favourite ride? The roller-ghoster!
Why was the favourite bicycle so good at its job? It was two-tired of inefficiency!
What’s a favourite plant’s favourite game? Leaf frog!
Why did the favourite book never get lost? It always had a good plot!
What’s a favourite tree’s favourite subject in school? History—it has so many rings to study!
Why did the favourite lamp go to therapy? It had a dim past!
What’s a favourite clock’s favourite sport? Second-guessing!
Why did the favourite pencil go to the party alone? Because it couldn’t find a good point!
What’s a favourite dolphin’s favourite TV show? Whale of Fortune!
Why did the favourite shirt go to space? It wanted to be an astronaut’s top!
What’s a favourite cat’s favourite book? “The Great Catsby”!
Why was the favourite bed upset? It felt too springy!
What’s a favourite snake’s favourite subject? Hiss-tory!
Why did the favourite tree get a job? It wanted to branch out!
What’s a favourite pirate’s favourite letter? The C!
Why was the favourite sandwich photogenic? It had great angles!
What’s a favourite fish’s favourite instrument? The bass guitar!
Why did the favourite smartphone go to school? It wanted to improve its reception!
What’s a favourite plant’s favourite subject in school? Photosynthesis!
Why did the favourite book go to the doctor? It had a bad case of writer’s block!
What’s a favourite ghost’s favourite dessert? I-scream!
Why did the favourite bicycle fall over? It was two-tired!

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Funny Favourite One-Liners

What’s a favourite astronaut’s favourite part of a computer? The space bar!
Why was the favourite cookie sad? It was feeling crumbly!
What’s a favourite bird’s favourite game? Beak-a-boo!
Why did the favourite fish blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!
What’s a favourite musician’s favourite type of water? The rapids!
Why did the favourite cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!
What’s a favourite tree’s favourite shape? Circling back to its roots!
Why was the favourite lamp so bright? It had a light-bulb moment!
What’s a favourite spider’s favourite sport? Web surfing!
Why did the favourite pencil get a promotion? It had the “write” stuff!
What’s a favourite horse’s favourite movie genre? Neigh-borhood dramas!
Why did the favourite rock become a comedian? It had a very “punny” sense of humor!
What’s a favourite baker’s favourite mode of transportation? Doughnuts!
Why did the favourite mushroom get invited everywhere? It was a fungi to be with!
What’s a favourite astronaut’s favourite chocolate? Mars bars!
Why did the favourite smartphone go to school? It wanted to be smarter!
What’s a favourite tree’s favourite subject in school? Geometry – it knows all the angles!
Why did the favourite book join social media? It wanted to gain more cover-age!
What’s a favourite ghost’s favourite game? Hide and shriek!
Why was the favourite bicycle so fast? It was geared up!
What’s a favourite musician’s favourite season? Sharp-tember!
Why did the favourite cookie cry? It felt crumbled emotionally!
What’s a favourite bird’s favourite movie? “Wing Side Story”!
Why was the favourite fish a great musician? It had perfect scales!
What’s a favourite astronaut’s favourite snack? Apollo chips!
Why did the favourite cat bring a ladder? It wanted to reach paw-some heights!
What’s a favourite tree’s favourite game? Limbo – it’s always branching out!
Why did the favourite lamp get famous? It was a shining star!
What’s a favourite spider’s favourite song? “Spiderwebs” by No Doubt!
Why did the favourite pencil get a job offer? It had a sharp resume!
What’s a favourite horse’s favourite dance move? The hoof-step!
Why was the favourite clock always calm? It kept good “hands” on the situation!
What’s a favourite baker’s favourite type of math? Pi – especially when it’s a pie!
What’s a favourite astronaut’s favourite place to shop? The Milky Way store!
Why was the favourite smartphone an excellent detective? It always had good leads!

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Best Favourite Jokes

What’s a favourite tree’s favourite thing to study? Philosophy – it loves branching out!
Why did the favourite book go to therapy? It had too many plot twists!
What’s a favourite ghost’s favourite game at parties? Hide and shriek!
Why did the favourite bicycle fall over? It was tired of standing!
What’s a favourite musician’s favourite type of fruit? A jam session!
Why did the favourite cookie feel sad? It was feeling a bit crumbly!
What’s a favourite bird’s favourite type of math? Owl-gebra!
Why was the favourite fish elected president? It had great fin-damentals!
What’s a favourite astronaut’s favourite drink? Gravit-tea!
Why did the favourite cat join the circus? It wanted to be the purr-former!
What’s a favourite tree’s favourite place to go shopping? The canopy mall!
Why was the favourite lamp so bright? It had a light bulb moment!
What’s a favourite spider’s favourite hobby? Web design!
Why did the favourite pencil never get lost? It always had a good point!
What’s a favourite horse’s favourite instrument? The neigh-saxophone!
Why was the favourite clock always worried? It had too many ticks!
What’s a favourite baker’s favourite type of movie? Loaf stories!
Why did the favourite mushroom win an award? It was a fungi to be around!
What’s a favourite astronaut’s favourite book? The Big Dipper!
Why did the favourite smartphone get a job as a chef? It had all the right apps for cooking!
What’s a favourite tree’s favourite kind of party? A bark-be-que!
Why did the favourite book become a detective? It wanted to solve the mystery of its missing pages!
What’s a favourite ghost’s favourite dessert? Booooo-berry pie!
Why did the favourite bicycle stand up in class? Because it was tired of sitting around!
What’s a favourite musician’s favourite type of vehicle? A band van!
Why did the favourite cookie go to school? It wanted to become a smart cookie!
What’s a favourite bird’s favourite sport? Featherweight boxing!
Why did the favourite fish start a band? Because it had scales and could play bass!
What’s a favourite astronaut’s favourite key on the keyboard? The spacebar!
Why did the favourite cat take up photography? It wanted to capture all its purr-fect moments!
What’s a favourite tree’s favourite game? Timber!
Why was the favourite lamp a great listener? It was all ears!
What’s a favourite spider’s favourite subject in school? Web design!
Why did the favourite pencil get an award? Because it had the “write” stuff!
What’s a favourite horse’s favourite type of music? Neigh-sical tunes!

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Conclusion

Laughter is timeless, and these favourite jokes are the perfect dose of joy. Share them with friends, family, or anyone in need of a good chuckle!

FAQs

Are these favourite jokes suitable for all ages?

Yes, they’re family-friendly and perfect for everyone who loves a good laugh.

Can I use these jokes in my presentations or speeches?

Absolutely! They’re great for adding a light-hearted touch to your presentations or speeches about favourite.

How can I remember these jokes easily?

Try sharing them with friends or practicing telling them aloud—it’s the best way to remember these rib-ticklers!

Funny Favourite Jokes: 143+ Hilarious Jokes for a Good Laugh