Get Out Of Your Seat With 120+ Hilarious Drugs Jokes

Introduction

Looking for a prescription for laughter? You’re in the right place! Our collection of 120+ drugs jokes is a remedy for a dull day. From witty pharmacy puns to hilarious stoner humor, these drug jokes are the perfect antidote to boredom. 

So, sit back, relax, and prepare to chuckle your way through this prescription for fun.

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Laughter with Drugs

1. Why did the pill go to therapy? It had too many emotional side effects.
2. Why did the pharmacy hire an artist? They wanted to draw in more customers.
3. What do you call a group of musical drugs? A high note choir.
4. What did the stoner say to the psychologist? “I’m really burnt out, man.”
5. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, just like pharmaceutical companies.
6. What’s a pharmacist’s favorite game? Pill-ow fight.
7. Why did the doctor carry a red pen? In case they needed to draw blood.
8. What do you call a drug that makes you a great artist? Easel-y addictive.
9. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems, just like drug addiction.
10. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
11. How do you organize a space party? You “planet.”
12. Why did the scarecrow become a successful pharmacist? Because he was outstanding in his field.
13. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
14. What do you call a group of stoners? A high society.
15. Why don’t pharmacists trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something.
16. What do you call a pharmacy that sells only Viagra? A “hard”ware store.
17. Why did the tablet go to school? It wanted to improve its “byte.”
18. What’s a drug dealer’s favorite game? Hide and seek.
19. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
20. Why did the drug addict get an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
21. Why did the doctor carry a red pen to the pharmacy? In case they needed to draw blood pressure.
22. What do you call a fly on drugs? A high-flyer.
23. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was on drugs.
24. Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many hard-drive issues.
25. Why did the doctor break up with the nurse? They had no chemistry.
26. What’s a pill’s favorite hangout spot? The medicine cabinet.
27. Why was the drug always happy? It had high expectations.
28. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems, just like drug addiction.
29. Why did the scarecrow become a pharmacist? Because he was outstanding in his field.
30. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
31. What did the pharmacist say to the impatient customer? “Have a pill-ful day!”

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Drug One-Liners

32. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, just like pharmaceutical companies.
33. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
34. What do you call a group of stoners? A high society.
35. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
36. Why did the doctor break up with the nurse? They had no chemistry.
37. What do you call a fly on drugs? A high-flyer.
38. Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many hard-drive issues.
39. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems, just like drug addiction.
40. What’s a pill’s favorite hangout spot? The medicine cabinet.
41. Why was the drug always happy? It had high expectations.
42. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
43. Why did the pharmacist get an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
44. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, just like pharmaceutical companies.
45. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
46. What do you call a group of stoners? A high society.
47. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
48. Why did the doctor break up with the nurse? They had no chemistry.
49. What do you call a fly on drugs? A high-flyer.
50. Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many hard-drive issues.
51. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems, just like drug addiction.
52. What’s a pill’s favorite hangout spot? The medicine cabinet.
53. Why was the drug always happy? It had high expectations.
54. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
55. Why did the pharmacist get an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
56. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, just like pharmaceutical companies.
57. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
58. What do you call a group of stoners? A high society.
59. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
60. Why did the doctor break up with the nurse? They had no chemistry.
61. What do you call a fly on drugs? A high-flyer.
62. Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many hard-drive issues.

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Drugs Jokes Edition

63. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems, just like drug addiction.
64. What’s a pill’s favorite hangout spot? The medicine cabinet.
65. Why was the drug always happy? It had high expectations.
66. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
67. Why did the pharmacist get an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
68. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, just like pharmaceutical companies.
69. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
70. What do you call a group of stoners? A high society.
71. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
72. Why did the doctor break up with the nurse? They had no chemistry.
73. What do you call a fly on drugs? A high-flyer.
74. Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many hard-drive issues.
75. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems, just like drug addiction.
76. What’s a pill’s favorite hangout spot? The medicine cabinet.
77. Why was the drug always happy? It had high expectations.
78. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
79. Why did the pharmacist get an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
80. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, just like pharmaceutical companies.
81. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
82. What do you call a group of stoners? A high society.
83. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
84. Why did the doctor break up with the nurse? They had no chemistry.
85. What do you call a fly on drugs? A high-flyer.
86. Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many hard-drive issues.
87. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems, just like drug addiction.
88. What’s a pill’s favorite hangout spot? The medicine cabinet.
89. Why was the drug always happy? It had high expectations.
90. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
91. Why did the pharmacist get an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
92. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, just like pharmaceutical companies.
93. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.

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Drugs Puns

94. What do you call a group of stoners? A high society.
95. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
96. Why did the doctor break up with the nurse? They had no chemistry.
97. What do you call a fly on drugs? A high-flyer.
98. Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many hard-drive issues.
99. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems, just like drug addiction.
100. What’s a pill’s favorite hangout spot? The medicine cabinet.
101. Why was the drug always happy? It had high expectations.
102. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
103. Why did the pharmacist get an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
104. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, just like pharmaceutical companies.
105. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
106. What do you call a group of stoners? A high society.
107. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
108. Why did the doctor break up with the nurse? They had no chemistry.
109. What do you call a fly on drugs? A high-flyer.
110. Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many hard-drive issues.
111. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems, just like drug addiction.
112. What’s a pill’s favorite hangout spot? The medicine cabinet.
113. Why was the drug always happy? It had high expectations.
114. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
115. Why did the pharmacist get an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
116. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, just like pharmaceutical companies.
117. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
118. What do you call a group of stoners? A high society.
119. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
120. Why did the doctor break up with the nurse? They had no chemistry.
121. What do you call a fly on drugs? A high-flyer.
122. Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many hard-drive issues.
123. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems, just like drug addiction.
124. What’s a pill’s favorite hangout spot? The medicine cabinet.
125. Why was the drug always happy? It had high expectations.

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Conclusion

Laughter truly is the best medicine, and our assortment of drug jokes has provided a healthy dose of humor. Whether you’re a pharmacist, a stoner, or simply someone in need of a good laugh, we hope these jokes brought a smile to your face. 

Remember, it’s okay to take a break and enjoy a bit of lightheartedness!

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