Laugh Out Loud | 170+ Funny Minion Jokes To Spread Smiles!

Introduction

Welcome to our collection of 170+ side-splitting funny minion jokes! If you’re a fan of those adorable, mischievous little yellow creatures, you’re in for a treat. These jokes are designed to tickle your funny bone and brighten your day. 

Whether you’re a kid or a kid at heart, these minion-themed jokes are sure to bring a smile to your face. So, let’s dive into the world of minions and their silly antics!

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Classic Minion Jokes

1. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the bakery? Because he wanted to make high-bread comedy!
2. What did the one-eyed minion say to the other? “Eye miss you!”
3. Why did the minion bring a spoon to the computer? He wanted to eat some bytes!
4. How do you make a minion stop biting his nails? You make him wear shoes!
5. What did the minion say when he won the lottery? “Banana-na-na-na!”
6. Why did the minion go to the doctor? Because he was a little yellow.
7. What do you call a minion with a law degree? A “banana-na-na-na-na” attorney!
8. Why did the two minions go to the bank? They wanted to open a “savings” account.
9. What’s a minion’s favorite type of music? “Bananacoustic”!
10. What do you get when you cross a minion and a vampire? A “count” banana!
11. Why did the minion become a gardener? Because he wanted to grow his own bananas!
12. What did the minion say when he found out he was going bald? “I’m despicable!”
13. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
14. What did the one minion say to the other when they saw a banana peel? “Watch out! It’s a slippery slope!”
15. Why did the minion go to school early? He wanted to “be yellow” and get the best seat!
16. What did the minion do when he couldn’t figure out his math homework? He called the “despicable” hotline!
17. Why did the minion take a nap under the tree? Because he wanted to be a “power plant”!
18. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the zoo? Because he wanted to see the “monkey business” up close!
19. How do you make a minion laugh on a Saturday night? Tell him a “bananatic” joke!
20. What do you call a minion who’s a great singer? A “rock ‘n’ roll” minion!
21. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the soccer game? Because he wanted to see the “high kicks”!
22. What’s a minion’s favorite instrument? The “bananarmonica”!
23. Why did the minion become a DJ? Because he wanted to “mix” things up!
24. What did the one-eyed minion say to the other at the 3D movie? “I can’t see anything!”
25. Why did the minion get locked out of the house? Because he forgot the “key-lime” pie!
26. What did the minion say when he finished his puzzle in record time? “I’m one in a minion!”
27. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the library? Because he wanted to go to the next “chapter”!
28. What do you call a minion who loves to fish? A “bait-nana”!
29. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the beach? Because he wanted to catch some “rays”!
30. What’s a minion’s favorite dance move? The “banana split”!
31. Why did the minion become a chef? Because he wanted to “bake” people happy!
32. What did the one-eyed minion say when he saw a rainbow? “I can’t see the end, but I know it’s bananas!”
33. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the gym? Because he wanted to get to the “high bar”!
34. What do you call a minion who’s always cold? A “freezable”!
35. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the concert? Because he wanted to get to the “top hits”!
36. What’s a minion’s favorite type of tree? A “bananana” tree!
37. Why did the minion go to the doctor with a banana in his ear? He thought he might have “yellow fever”!
38. What did the one minion say to the other at the art gallery? “I find this painting very ‘a-peel-ing’!”
39. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the amusement park? Because he wanted to ride the “roller-coaster”!
40. What do you call a minion who’s a detective? A “banana-solver”!
41. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the petting zoo? Because he wanted to see the “high goats”!
42. What’s a minion’s favorite sport? “Bananaball”!
43. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the movie theater? Because he heard the show was “out of this world”!

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Minion Laughable Blunders

44. What do you call a minion who’s always making jokes? A “comedianion”!
45. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the bowling alley? Because he wanted to “strike” up a conversation!
46. What’s a minion’s favorite kind of humor? “Banana-slapping”!
47. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the ice cream shop? Because he wanted to try the “sundae”!
48. What do you call a minion who’s always worried? A “banxiety”!
49. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the piano concert? Because he wanted to hear the “high notes”!
50. What’s a minion’s favorite superhero? “Banana-man”!
51. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the beach volleyball game? Because he wanted to “spike” things up!
52. What do you call a minion who’s a magician? A “bananacian”!
53. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the comedy club? Because he wanted to see the “stand-up” comedy!
54. What’s a minion’s favorite type of cheese? “Brie-rie”!
55. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the basketball game? Because he wanted to “slam dunk”!
56. What do you call a minion who’s always happy? A “bananatic”!
57. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the circus? Because he wanted to “clown around”!
58. What’s a minion’s favorite planet? “Banana-tes”!
59. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the magic show? Because he wanted to see the “top hat” trick!
60. What do you call a minion who’s a scientist? A “bananarologist”!
61. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the dance party? Because he wanted to “boogie” down!
62. What’s a minion’s favorite type of bread? “Bananabread”!
63. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the fashion show? Because he wanted to see the “high heels”!
64. What do you call a minion who’s a poet? A “banana-ku”!
65. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the circus? Because he wanted to “clown around”!
66. What’s a minion’s favorite planet? “Banana-tes”!
67. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the magic show? Because he wanted to see the “top hat” trick!
68. What do you call a minion who’s a scientist? A “bananarologist”!
69. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the dance party? Because he wanted to “boogie” down!
70. What’s a minion’s favorite type of bread? “Bananabread”!
71. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the fashion show? Because he wanted to see the “high heels”!
72. What do you call a minion who’s a poet? A “banana-ku”!
73. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the baseball game? Because he wanted to “catch” a fly ball!
74. What’s a minion’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na-na-na!
75. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the dance competition? Because he wanted to “raise the roof”!
76. What do you call a minion who’s a musician? A “bananarmonist”!
77. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the bakery? Because he wanted to make high “rolls”!
78. What’s a minion’s favorite type of exercise? “Banana” squats!
79. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the haunted house? Because he wanted to see the “boo” crew!
80. What do you call a minion who’s a gardener? A “plan-tain-tologist”!
81. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the library? Because he wanted to reach the “top shelf” of knowledge!
82. What’s a minion’s favorite mode of transportation? “Banana” boat!
83. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the basketball game? Because he wanted to see some “slam dunk-anas”!
84. What do you call a minion who’s always late? A “delay-nion”!
85. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the music concert? Because he wanted to “rock out”!
86. What’s a minion’s favorite toy? A “ba-na-na-na-na” action figure!

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Minion Puns

87. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the grocery store? Because he heard they had “high prices”!
88. What do you call a minion who’s a lifeguard? A “buoy-nana”!
89. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the pool party? Because he wanted to make a “splash”!
90. What’s a minion’s favorite place to relax? The “ham-mock”!
91. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the science museum? Because he wanted to see the “gravity” exhibit!
92. What do you call a minion who’s a pilot? A “fly-nana”!
93. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the circus? Because he wanted to join the “clown-audition”!
94. What’s a minion’s favorite type of math? “Ba-nan-ometry”!
95. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the zoo? Because he wanted to see the “giraffes”!
96. What do you call a minion who’s a chef? A “cuisin-ion”!
97. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the art museum? Because he wanted to get a “higher” appreciation of art!
98. What’s a minion’s favorite fruit to juggle? “Ba-na-na-na-na-na”!
99. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the concert? Because he wanted to get “rocked”!
100. What do you call a minion who’s a banker? A “loan-ion”!
101. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the beach? Because he wanted to ride the “waves”!
102. What’s a minion’s favorite sport in the winter? “Ba-nice-skating”!
103. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the pool? Because he wanted to dive into the “deep end”!
104. What do you call a minion who’s a firefighter? A “hose-nana”!
105. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the jungle? Because he heard there were “high-fives” from monkeys!
106. What’s a minion’s favorite place to shop? The “mall-l!”
107. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the space station? Because he wanted to see the “moon” up close!
108. What do you call a minion who’s an artist? A “brush-nana”!
109. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the gym? Because he wanted to reach “new heights” in fitness!
110. What’s a minion’s favorite game? “Banana-grams”!
111. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the pet store? Because he wanted to pet the “high cats”!
112. What do you call a minion who’s a teacher? A “lesson-ion”!
113. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the farm? Because he wanted to “get over” the fence!
114. What’s a minion’s favorite dessert? “Ba-na-na-split”!
115. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the construction site? Because he wanted to “build friendships”!
116. What do you call a minion who’s a detective? A “clue-nana”!
117. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the party? Because he wanted to “climb the social ladder”!
118. What’s a minion’s favorite type of shoe? “Bana-sandals”!
119. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the airport? Because he wanted to catch his “flight”!
120. What do you call a minion who’s a scientist? A “beaker-nana”!
121. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the jungle gym? Because he wanted to “monkey around”!
122. What’s a minion’s favorite type of candy? “Banana-ffy”!
123. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the theater? Because he wanted to see the “high drama”!
124. What do you call a minion who’s a lifeguard? A “buoy-nana”!
125. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the party? Because he wanted to “climb the social ladder”!
126. What’s a minion’s favorite type of shoe? “Bana-sandals”!
127. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the airport? Because he wanted to catch his “flight”!
128. What do you call a minion who’s a scientist? A “beaker-nana”!
129. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the jungle gym? Because he wanted to “monkey around”!

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Minion Giggles

130. What’s a minion’s favorite type of candy? “Banana-ffy”!
131. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the theater? Because he wanted to see the “high drama”!
132. What do you call a minion who’s a gardener? A “bush-nana”!
133. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the bakery? Because he wanted to see the “high bread”!
134. What’s a minion’s favorite subject in school? “Banana”-tics!
135. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the comedy club? Because he wanted to “stand up” comedy!
136. What do you call a minion who’s a pilot? A “fly-nana”!
137. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the zoo? Because he wanted to see the “giraffes”!
138. What’s a minion’s favorite fruit to juggle? “Ba-na-na-na-na-na”!
139. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the concert? Because he wanted to get “rocked”!
140. What do you call a minion who’s a banker? A “loan-ion”!
141. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the beach? Because he wanted to ride the “waves”!
142. What’s a minion’s favorite sport in the winter? “Ba-nice-skating”!
143. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the pool? Because he wanted to dive into the “deep end”!
144. What do you call a minion who’s a firefighter? A “hose-nana”!
145. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the jungle? Because he heard there were “high-fives” from monkeys!
146. What’s a minion’s favorite place to shop? The “mall-l!”
147. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the space station? Because he wanted to see the “moon” up close!
148. What do you call a minion who’s an artist? A “brush-nana”!
149. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the gym? Because he wanted to reach “new heights” in fitness!
150. What’s a minion’s favorite game? “Banana-grams”!
151. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the pet store? Because he wanted to pet the “high cats”!
152. What do you call a minion who’s a teacher? A “lesson-ion”!
153. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the farm? Because he wanted to “get over” the fence!
154. What’s a minion’s favorite dessert? “Ba-na-na-split”!
155. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the construction site? Because he wanted to “build friendships”!
156. What do you call a minion who’s a detective? A “clue-nana”!
157. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the party? Because he wanted to “climb the social ladder”!
158. What’s a minion’s favorite type of shoe? “Bana-sandals”!
159. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the airport? Because he wanted to catch his “flight”!
160. What do you call a minion who’s a scientist? A “beaker-nana”!
161. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the jungle gym? Because he wanted to “monkey around”!
162. What’s a minion’s favorite type of candy? “Banana-ffy”!
163. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the theater? Because he wanted to see the “high drama”!
164. What do you call a minion who’s a lifeguard? A “buoy-nana”!
165. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the party? Because he wanted to “climb the social ladder”!
166. What’s a minion’s favorite type of shoe? “Bana-sandals”!
167. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the airport? Because he wanted to catch his “flight”!
168. What do you call a minion who’s a scientist? A “beaker-nana”!
169. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the jungle gym? Because he wanted to “monkey around”!
170. What’s a minion’s favorite type of candy? “Banana-ffy”!
171. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the theater? Because he wanted to see the “high drama”!
172. What do you call a minion who’s a gardener? A “bush-nana”!

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Conclusion

We hope you had a blast exploring our hilarious minion jokes. Laughter is the best medicine, and minions are experts at delivering it! Share these jokes with friends, family, or anyone in need of a good chuckle. 

Don’t forget to bookmark this page for a regular dose of minion humor. Keep smiling, and remember, there’s always room for more laughter in your life!

FAQs

Are these minion jokes suitable for all ages?

Yes, these jokes are family-friendly and appropriate for all ages. Minions bring joy to everyone!

Can I share these jokes on social media?

Absolutely! Feel free to share these jokes on your favorite social media platforms and spread the laughter.

Are there any more minion-themed jokes you can share?

While we’ve provided 170+ jokes here, there’s always room for more. You can create your own or search for additional minion jokes online.

Do minions really love bananas?

In the Despicable Me movies, minions are often seen enjoying bananas. It’s a running gag in the series, which adds to their charm.