47+ Destiny 2 Jokes: Lighten Your Day with Guardian Humor!

Introduction

Destiny 2 is not just about battling alien races and uncovering the secrets of the Traveler; it’s also a universe ripe with humor and wit. Guardians, both new and seasoned, share their light-hearted jests and puns that add a dose of laughter to their epic adventures. In this compilation, we’ve gathered 47+ Destiny 2 jokes that will tickle your funny bone and make you appreciate the lighter side of the Tower. 

Whether you’re a Titan, Hunter, or Warlock, these jokes are for all Guardians who love to laugh. So, let’s dive into the world of Destiny 2 humor and discover the jokes that keep the Last City smiling!

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Destiny 2 Exotic Humor

1. Why did the Guardian bring a vacuum cleaner to the Tower? Because they heard Zavala wanted to clean up the Cabal mess!
2. Why did Cayde-6 get kicked out of the library? Because he couldn’t stop making “Fallen” jokes!
3. How do Guardians make their tea? They use the Traveler’s light to brew it perfectly every time!
4. What do you call a Warlock who can’t stop dancing? A Dawnblade Disco Diva!
5. Why don’t Hunters ever get lost in the wilderness? Because they always follow their “Golden Path”!
6. What do you call a Titan who can’t swim? A Sunbreaker who’s all washed up!
7. Why did the Vex start a rock band? Because they wanted to play their timeless hits!
8. How many Guardians does it take to change a Ghost shell? Just one, but it takes three hours of shader selection!
9. Why did Eris Morn become a gardener? Because she’s really good at cultivating “dark” flowers!
10. What’s Xur’s favorite pickup line? “I’ve got some Exotic gear that’ll make your Light level rise!”
11. Why did the Guardian get kicked out of the Crucible match? Because they kept yelling “Leroy Jenkins” before charging!
12. What did the Hunter say to the Drifter’s bank? “I’m here to make a withdrawal… of motes!”
13. Why did the Warlock get a job as a math tutor? Because they wanted to help others “Nova bomb” their exams!
14. How does the Drifter relax after a Gambit match? He enjoys a nice game of “Spare Rations.”
15. Why did Shaxx start a cooking show? Because he wanted to show everyone how to “Rumble” in the kitchen!
16. Why did the Guardian bring a broom to the Pyramid on Luna? To sweep away the nightmares, of course!
17. Why do Guardians make terrible comedians? Because they always “arc” up the wrong tree!

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Destiny 2 Tower Comedy

18. What’s the Cryptarch’s favorite board game? Engrams and Ladders!
19. Why did the Titan bring a ladder to the Vex gate? To punch the Minotaur on the top shelf!
20. Why did the Ghost blush? Because it saw the Guardian changing in the Tower!
21. Why did Eris Morn bring a book to the Moon? Because she wanted to “read” the Hive’s story!
22. Why do Titans love math class? Because it’s all about “punching” numbers!
23. Why did the Guardian cross the road in the EDZ? To get to the Public Event on the other side!
24. What did the Hunter say to the Cabal Emperor? “You’re not the only one with a big Gjallarhorn!”
25. Why did the Warlock become a bartender? Because they wanted to mix Void cocktails!
26. What’s Zavala’s favorite dance move? The Vanguard Shuffle!
27. Why did the Guardian go to the Dreaming City with an umbrella? To shield themselves from Riven’s bad breath!
28. Why did Osiris start a detective agency? Because he wanted to solve the mysteries of the Infinite Forest!
29. Why do Vex make terrible comedians? Because their timing is always a little “timey-wimey”!
30. What’s Saint-14’s favorite dessert? Sundial Sundaes!
31. Why did the Guardian bring a pillow to the Pyramidion? Because they heard it was a “rest” area!
32. Why did the Titan get a job at the Postmaster’s office? Because they’re great at delivering “smash” packages!
33. What did the Guardian say to the Fallen Baron with a sore throat? “Need a lozenge, Screeb?”
34. Why did the Ghost apply for a job as a stand-up comedian? Because it wanted to “lighten” the mood!

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Destiny 2 Guardian Giggles

35. What’s a Titan’s favorite bedtime story? “The Little Light That Could!”
36. Why did the Hunter bring a sparrow to the Tower? Because they wanted to “speed” up the Tower visits!
37. Why did the Guardian bring a deck of cards to the Black Garden? To play a game of “Solstice” with the Vex!
38. What do you call a Titan who loves gardening? A Striker of the Green!
39. Why did the Warlock bring a computer to the Crucible match? Because they wanted to cast “hack-rific” spells!
40. Why did the Ghost become a stand-up comedian? Because it wanted to “float” some jokes!
41. Why did the Guardian bring a chef’s hat to the Whisper mission? Because they wanted to make sure the Taken were well-cooked!
42. What’s Eris Morn’s favorite song? “All About That Thrall”!
43. Why did the Guardian take a selfie with Atheon? Because they wanted to capture the “Vault” moment!
44. Why did the Titan bring a sword to the dance floor? Because they wanted to “blade” their own destiny!
45. Why did the Guardian bring a guitar to the Tangled Shore? To jam with Spider’s Fallen!
46. Why did the Warlock become a DJ? Because they wanted to drop some “Nova Tunes”!
47. What did the Guardian say when they found a new Exotic weapon? “This is my ‘Destiny’ right here!”
48. Why did the Ghost apply for a job at Eververse? Because it wanted to be a “bright” merchant!
49. Why did the Guardian bring a map to the Infinite Forest? Because they wanted to find the way to Osiris’s heart!
50. Why did the Titan wear a helmet to the Vanguard meeting? Because they heard it was a “brainstorming” session

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Conclusion

From the Vanguard to the mysterious vendors, from exotic engrams to the ever-present threat of the Darkness, the world of Destiny 2 is brimming with opportunities for humor and amusement. 

These jokes remind us that even in the face of great challenges, a good laugh can be a Guardian’s most potent weapon. Whether you’re taking down the Red Legion or delving into the secrets of the Hive, remember to enjoy the lighter moments in this vast universe.

FAQs

Are these Destiny 2 jokes suitable for all ages?

Yes, these jokes are crafted to be family-friendly and suitable for Guardians of all ages.

Can I share these jokes with my fireteam?

Absolutely! Sharing these jokes with your fellow Guardians is a great way to bond and have a laugh together.

Will there be more Destiny 2 joke compilations in the future?

While this is the current compilation, we’re always open to creating more if the Destiny 2 community craves more humor.