Denver Broncos Jokes: A Touchdown of Laughter with Gridiron Humors!

Introduction

Welcome to the ultimate Denver Broncos joke collection! Whether you bleed orange and blue or just love a good laugh, we’ve crafted 77+ rib-tickling jokes that’ll have you doing a victory dance. 

From quarterback quips to sideline silliness, it’s time to huddle up and enjoy the lighter side of Broncos fandom.

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Denver Broncos Chuckles

1. Why did the Denver Broncos bring a ladder to the game? To finally reach the end zone!
2. What do the Denver Broncos and Cinderella have in common? Both wait until the last minute to put on their best performance.
3. Why did the Denver Broncos quarterback go to therapy? He couldn’t handle all the sacks.
4. How do the Denver Broncos spend their first week of training camp? Looking for a defense.
5. What do you call it when a Denver Broncos player takes a break? A coffee sack.
6. Why did the Denver Broncos player bring a pencil to the game? To draw up a winning strategy.
7. What’s the Denver Broncos’ favorite TV show? Breaking Bad (plays defense).
8. Why did the Denver Broncos coach go to the bank? To get his quarterback some “cents.”
9. What’s the Denver Broncos’ favorite type of music? Heavy metal (when the opponent has the ball).
10. Why did the Denver Broncos bring a mirror to practice? To reflect on their mistakes.
11. What’s the Denver Broncos’ secret to success? Keeping it well-hidden.
12. Why did the Denver Broncos player go to the dentist? Too many bites in the game.
13. What’s the Denver Broncos’ favorite movie genre? Fantasy – especially the part where they win the Super Bowl.
14. Why did the Denver Broncos player take a cooking class? To learn how to turn up the heat on the field.
15. What do the Denver Broncos and a soap opera have in common? Both have dramatic seasons.
16. Why did the Denver Broncos player bring a GPS to the game? To find the end zone.
17. What’s the Denver Broncos’ favorite board game? Sorry! (They’ve been saying that a lot lately).
18. Why did the Denver Broncos player become a gardener? Because they know how to handle a lot of “sacks.”
19. What’s the Denver Broncos’ favorite pizza topping? Pepper-sack-i.
20. Why did the Denver Broncos player become a chef? They’re good at cooking up turnovers.
21. What’s the Denver Broncos’ favorite type of math? Subtraction (especially on the opponent’s scoreboard).
22. Why did the Denver Broncos player bring a flashlight to practice? To find their way to a winning season.
23. What’s the Denver Broncos’ favorite vacation spot? Sack Francisco.
24. Why did the Denver Broncos player bring a calendar to the game? To mark the days until their next win.
25. What’s the Denver Broncos’ favorite superhero? The Flash (because they’re always trying to catch up).
26. Why did the Denver Broncos player get a job at the bakery? They’re used to dealing with turnovers.

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Denver Broncos Puns

27. What’s the Denver Broncos’ favorite subject in school? History – especially the parts where they were winning.
28. Why did the Denver Broncos player become a comedian? They’re good at delivering punchlines.
29. What’s the Denver Broncos’ favorite app? Uber (to get out of tight situations).
30. Why did the Denver Broncos player bring a dictionary to the game? To look up the meaning of “victory.”
31. What’s the Denver Broncos’ favorite type of shoe? Loafers (because they loaf around the end zone).
32. Why did the Denver Broncos player bring a map to practice? To find the shortest route to the playoffs.
33. What’s the Denver Broncos’ favorite ice cream flavor? Rocky Road (to the Super Bowl).
34. Why did the Denver Broncos player go to space? To avoid getting sacked.
35. What’s the Denver Broncos’ favorite type of car? Convertible (just like their chances of winning).
36. Why did the Denver Broncos player become a magician? They know how to make a lead disappear.
37. What’s the Denver Broncos’ favorite type of weather? Blitz.
38. Why did the Denver Broncos player bring a pillow to practice? To prepare for a soft landing.
39. What’s the Denver Broncos’ favorite animal? Cheetah (because they need speed).
40. Why did the Denver Broncos player become a gardener? They’re used to cultivating turnovers.
41. What’s the Denver Broncos’ favorite card game? Go Fish (for a playoff spot).
42. Why did the Denver Broncos player bring a broom to the game? To sweep away their losing streak.
43. What’s the Denver Broncos’ favorite movie snack? Pop-sack-orn.
44. Why did the Denver Broncos player go to the beach? To practice their sand defense.
45. What’s the Denver Broncos’ favorite type of book? Fumble fiction.
46. Why did the Denver Broncos player become a detective? They’re good at solving defensive mysteries.
47. What’s the Denver Broncos’ favorite dance move? The sack shuffle.
48. Why did the Denver Broncos player bring a calculator to practice? To figure out their winning percentage.
49. What’s the Denver Broncos’ favorite holiday? Groundhog Day (hoping for a repeat).
50. Why did the Denver Broncos player bring a compass to the game? To find their way to the postseason.
51. What’s the Denver Broncos’ favorite type of tree? Turnover.
52. Why did the Denver Broncos player become a firefighter? They’re used to putting out hot offenses.

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Denver Broncos Giggles

53. What’s the Denver Broncos’ favorite type of fruit? Lemon (from all those turnovers).
54. Why did the Denver Broncos player bring a telescope to practice? To see their future victories.
55. What’s the Denver Broncos’ favorite type of shoe? Cleats (for a solid grip on the game).
56. Why did the Denver Broncos player bring a puzzle to the game? Trying to piece together a winning season.
57. What’s the Denver Broncos’ favorite TV show? The Walking Dead (opposing offenses after they play).
58. Why did the Denver Broncos player become a chef? They know how to cook up a comeback.
59. What’s the Denver Broncos’ favorite type of candy? Butterfingers (from their opponents).
60. Why did the Denver Broncos player bring a magnifying glass to practice? To examine their performance closely.
61. What’s the Denver Broncos’ favorite type of music? Blues (after a loss).
62. Why did the Denver Broncos player become an artist? They’re experts at drawing penalties.
63. What’s the Denver Broncos’ favorite type of footwear? Running shoes (trying to escape the bottom of the standings).
64. Why did the Denver Broncos player bring a sleeping bag to the game? Expecting a snooze-fest.
65. What’s the Denver Broncos’ favorite type of candy? Sack-rifices.
66. Why did the Denver Broncos player bring a fan to practice? To cool down their hot seat.
67. What’s the Denver Broncos’ favorite type of dessert? Turnover tart.
68. Why did the Denver Broncos player bring a tape measure to the game? To measure their progress (or lack thereof).
69. What’s the Denver Broncos’ favorite type of bread? Pumper-sack-nickel.
70. Why did the Denver Broncos player become a pilot? Used to taking a nosedive.
71. What’s the Denver Broncos’ favorite type of cookie? Fumble-oat.
72. Why did the Denver Broncos player bring a ladder to practice? Trying to elevate their game.
73. What’s the Denver Broncos’ favorite type of sandwich? Sub-par (like their season).
74. Why did the Denver Broncos player become a gardener? Used to planting turnovers.
75. What’s the Denver Broncos’ favorite type of music? Regret-ska (for their mistakes).
76. Why did the Denver Broncos player bring a camera to practice? Documenting their rare victories.
77. What’s the Denver Broncos’ favorite type of cookie? Snicker-fumble.
78. Why did the Denver Broncos player become a poet? They’re good at crafting tragic endings.
79. What’s the Denver Broncos’ favorite type of weather? Thunderstorm (to match their defense).
80. Why did the Denver Broncos player bring a telescope to practice? Searching for a star player.

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Conclusion

Thanks for joining the Broncos laughter brigade! We hope these jokes added a dash of humor to your game day spirit. 

Keep spreading the joy, and may your laughs be as contagious as a Mile High cheer. Until next time, go Broncos!

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