Introduction
December is a time of joy and celebration, and what better way to spread some cheer than with a hearty dose of humor? We’ve compiled a list of 59+ December jokes to keep you laughing throughout the winter season. From snowman shenanigans to holiday hilarity, these jokes are sure to bring a smile to your face.
Whether you’re looking for a good chuckle to share with friends and family or just need a little pick-me-up during the chilly days, these jokes are the perfect remedy for the December blues. So, sit back, relax, and enjoy the festive humor that December has to offer!
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December Giggles
- Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? Because it needed a trim-ming!
- What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
- What did one snowman say to the other? “Do you smell carrots too?”
- Why was the math book sad in December? Because it had too many problems.
- What do you call a reindeer that tells jokes? A “comedian-deer”!
- Why did the gingerbread man go to therapy in December? He felt crumby.
- Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose.
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite.
- What’s Frosty the Snowman’s favorite cereal? Frosted Flakes.
- What did the Christmas lights say to the tree? “You light up my life!”
- Why did the ornament go to school? It wanted to get a little “tree”-ducation.
- How does a snowman get around? By riding an “icicle”!
- What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispie treats.
- Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician in December? Because he was outstanding in his field.
- What did the snowflake say to the fallen leaf? “You’re so last season!”
- Why was the math book sad during the holiday season? Because it had too many problems to solve.
- What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
- What do you call a snowman with a lot of friends? Popular “cool” guy.
- Why did the snowman call 911? He had a meltdown.
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
- How does a snowman get to work? By riding an “icicle.”
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December Chuckles
- What’s a snowman’s favorite dessert? Ice cream.
- Why did the gingerbread man go to therapy in December? He felt “crumby.”
- What do you call a snowman with a dog? Frostbite.
- Why did the snowman bring a broom to the party? He wanted to sweep everyone off their feet.
- What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle.
- Why was the snowman looking in the mirror? He wanted to see if he was still “cool.”
- What do you call a snowman with a carrot nose and a corn cob pipe? Frosty the Snowfarmer.
- Why did the snowman stand in front of the fan? He wanted to feel a “cool” breeze.
- What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite.
- Why did the snowman go to school? To get a little “snow”-ledge.
- What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
- Why did the snowman bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house.
- What’s a snowman’s favorite fruit? Frozeberries.
- Why was the snowman looking through the calendar? He was trying to find a “cool” date.
- What do you call a snowman with a great singing voice? An “ice”-olated talent.
- Why did the snowman bring a suitcase to the party? He wanted to make a “cool” exit.
- What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An “abdominal” snowman.
- Why did the snowman become an archaeologist? He loved digging up the past.
- What do you get if you cross a snowman and a cat? Frostbite.
- Why did the snowman go to the bank? To check his “snow”-savings.
- What’s a snowman’s favorite game? Freeze tag.
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December Puns
- Why did the snowman call his friend an “icehole”? Because he was being frosty.
- What do you call a snowman with a lot of money? A “snow”-spender.
- Why did the snowman throw a barbecue? Because he wanted to sizzle like the rest of us.
- What do you call a snowman with a sunburn? A puddle.
- Why was the snowman looking through the window? He was trying to find a “cool” view.
- What do you call a snowman with a big ego? An “icy” diva.
- Why did the snowman go to the art gallery? He wanted to see some “cool” sculptures.
- What do you call a snowman with a temper? Frosty the Hothead.
- Why did the snowman put his money in the blender? Because he wanted to make “cool” cash.
- What’s a snowman’s favorite cereal? Ice Krispies.
- Why did the snowman go to the doctor? He was feeling a little “under the weather.”
- What do you call a snowman with a great sense of humor? A “snow” jokester.
- Why did the snowman bring a hot dog to the party? Because he wanted to stay “cool.”
- What do you get if you cross a snowman and a werewolf? Frostbite.
- Why did the snowman bring a hairdryer to the party? Because he wanted to “melt” the dance floor.
- What do you call a snowman with a sore throat? Frost-ache.
- Why did the snowman start a band? Because he had a great “ice” for music.
- What do you call a snowman in the desert? Lost.
- Why did the snowman go to the beach? Because he wanted to catch some “rays.”
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a cow? Frostbite.
- Why did the snowman become a gardener in December? Because he wanted to see things “blossom” in the winter.
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Conclusion
As December unfolds, these jokes are your companions for laughter and joy. They capture the essence of the season, whether it’s the notion of snowmen or the merriment of the holidays.
We hope you’ve found these December jokes as delightful as the holiday season itself. Share them with your loved ones and keep the laughter going all winter long!
FAQ
Can I share these jokes with my friends and family?
Absolutely! These jokes are meant to be shared and enjoyed with others. Spread the laughter and make the holiday season even more special.
Are there specific jokes for Christmas in this collection?
Yes, we’ve included a variety of jokes related to Christmas, snow, and other December themes to ensure there’s something for everyone.
How can I remember all these jokes?
Feel free to bookmark this page or jot down your favorites. Sharing a good laugh is the best way to remember these December jokes.