97+ Hilarious DD Jokes to Brighten Your Day! 

Introduction

Dunkin’ Donuts, or simply DD, has a fanbase as strong as its coffee. Lighten your mood and enjoy some rib-tickling jokes about DD. 

These one-liners and puns will surely tickle your funny bone!

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DD Jokes

1. Why did the DD coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
2. What did the donut say to the coffee? “I donut know what I’d do without you!”
3. Why did the espresso go to school? It wanted to be a little bolder!
4. How does a donut fill out paperwork? With its hole information!
5. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
6. What is a donut’s favorite book? The “Hole” Story!
7. Why did the coffee call the cops? It got mugged.
8. What’s a coffee’s favorite type of TV show? A sitcom!
9. How does a donut answer the phone? “Hole-o?”
10. Why don’t donuts ever feel guilty? Because they’re baked, not fried!
11. Why don’t coffee and donuts ever go to therapy? Because they like to espresso themselves naturally!
12. Why was the coffee shaking? Because it was a little “un-stirred”!
13. What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso.
14. What did the donut say to the cup of coffee? “You complete me!”
15. How do you know if a donut is scared? It gets filled with jelly!
16. Why was the donut upset? It didn’t get a promotion because it wasn’t “filling” enough!
17. How did the DD coffee propose? With a ring of sugar and a promise to be grounds for life!
18. What did the donut say to the coffee after a breakup? “I’m jelly without you!”
19. Why did the DD barista win an award? They always knew how to espresso themselves!
20. How does a coffee drink pay for things? With coffee grounds!
21. Why don’t donuts ever play hide and seek? Because they always get glazed over!
22. What’s a coffee’s favorite Shakespeare play? “Much Ado About Frothing!”
23. Why did the DD coffee start a band? It had a latte talent!
24. How did the donut propose to the coffee? With a sweet, sugary promise ring!
25. Why did the DD coffee break up with its girlfriend? She was too grounded for its liking!
26. What’s a donut’s favorite city? New Dunk City!
27. Why did the donut go to space? It wanted to be a little more stellar!
28. What did the coffee say when it heard a joke? “That’s brew-tiful!”
29. How do you know if a donut is rich? It’s covered in dough!
30. What’s a coffee’s favorite social media platform? TikTocchiato!
31. Why did the DD coffee get a ticket? It was caught speeding (brewing) in a no-coffee zone!
32. What’s a donut’s favorite subject in school? Geometry – they love their perfect circles!
33. How do you console a sad donut? You glaze over their problems!
34. Why did the DD coffee file a lawsuit? It got mugged one too many times!
35. What did the donut say when it was surrounded by healthy food? “I’m in quite a jam here!”
36. Why did the Ultimate Dad buy a camel? Because he wanted to take a “journey”!
37. What did the Ultimate Dad say about the broken elevator? It had its ups and downs!
38. Why did the Ultimate Dad always carry a pen and a piece of paper? In case he needed to draw conclusions!
39. How does the Ultimate Dad keep cool during summer? He’s a “fan” of dad jokes!
40. Why did the Ultimate Dad bring a car door to the desert? So he could roll down the window when it got too hot!

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41. What did the Ultimate Dad say when his shoes were stolen? Looks like someone’s “soles” were stolen!
42. Why did the Ultimate Dad throw butter out the window? He wanted to see a butterfly!
43. How does the Ultimate Dad communicate with fish? He drops them a line!
44. What did the Ultimate Dad say when he heard about the kidnapping at the park? It’s okay, he woke up!
45. Why did the Ultimate Dad get a job at the bakery? He kneaded the dough!
46. What did the Ultimate Dad say when he dropped the tomato sauce? “Ketchup with me later!”
47. How does the Ultimate Dad make decisions? Eeny, meeny, miny, moe-stly pun-based choices!
48. Why did the Ultimate Dad take a ladder to the barbershop?Because he wanted a high-top fade!
49. What did the Ultimate Dad say when he couldn’t find his keys? “I’m just a-keyed up about it!”
50. How did the Ultimate Dad respond to the broken pencil? “Guess it’s pointless now!”
51. Why did the Ultimate Dad take a fan to the art gallery? He wanted to see some “cool” paintings!
52. What did the Ultimate Dad say when he found a hole in his pocket? “Well, that’s a little “un-pocketable”!”
53. Why did the Ultimate Dad buy a rug? To cover all bases!
54. How does the Ultimate Dad organize his jokes? In a punch-line folder!
55. Why did the Ultimate Dad go to space? To visit the Milky Way – he heard the dad jokes were out of this world!
56. What did the Ultimate Dad say to the broken computer? “Have you tried turning it off and dad-on again?”
57. How does the Ultimate Dad prepare for a marathon? He runs through his jokes!
58. Why did the Ultimate Dad refuse to get a smartphone?He didn’t want to be “app”rehensive!
59. What did the Ultimate Dad say about the invention of the shovel? “It was groundbreaking!”
60. Why did the Ultimate Dad bring a ladder to the concert? Because he heard the music was going to be “uplifting”!
61. What did the Ultimate Dad say when he saw a banana peel on the sidewalk? “Looks like a slip-up waiting to happen!”
62. How did the Ultimate Dad react to the broken TV remote? “Guess I’ll have to channel my inner strength!”
63. Why did the Ultimate Dad wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
64. What did the Ultimate Dad say to the comedian? “I’m a tough audience – make me laugh so hard that I’ll ‘dad-gum’ cry!”
65. What did the Ultimate Dad say when he heard a joke about construction? “He couldn’t ‘build up’ the suspense!”
66. Why did the Ultimate Dad buy a boat? He wanted to stay afloat with his jokes!
67. How does the Ultimate Dad handle a broken heart? With “duct” tape!
68. What did the Ultimate Dad say about the mathematician? “He really knows how to sum things up!”
69. Why did the Ultimate Dad become a gardener? He wanted to grow on people!
70. What did the Ultimate Dad say when the refrigerator stopped working? “I’m just chillin’ without it!”
71. Why did the Ultimate Dad take a calendar to work?To have dates on his mind!
72. How does the Ultimate Dad stay calm during a storm? He weathered it with a good joke!
73. What did the Ultimate Dad say about the circus? “It’s in-tents fun!”
74. Why did the Ultimate Dad bring a pencil to the restaurant? In case he wanted to take “notes”!
75. How does the Ultimate Dad keep his cool at a hot dog eating contest? He relishes the moment!
76. What did the Ultimate Dad say when he saw a cat sleeping on the computer? “It’s a cat-computer interface!”
77. Why did the Ultimate Dad bring a mirror to the party? Because he wanted to reflect on things!
78. How does the Ultimate Dad respond when his jokes fail? He just keeps “cracking” up!
79. What did the Ultimate Dad say about the broken pencil sharpener? “It’s just pointless!”
80. Why did the Ultimate Dad always carry a watch in the desert? Because it’s a “timeless” accessory!

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81. How does the Ultimate Dad make sure he doesn’t miss the train? He keeps track of time, choo-choo-choosey!
82. What did the Ultimate Dad say to the sandwich? “Quit loafing around!”
83. Why did the Ultimate Dad become a baker? He kneaded a change!
84. How does the Ultimate Dad tell time on a camping trip? By “watching” the sun!
85. Why did the DD coffee go to the doctor? It had a brewing illness!
86. What did the donut say to the DD employee on Valentine’s Day? “You fill my heart with sprinkles!”
87. Why was the DD coffee so good at sports? It was an expert in drip kicking!
88. How did the donut become a millionaire? It rose to the occasion!
89. What’s a coffee’s favorite vacation destination? Costa Rica – for the rich coffee culture!
90. Why did the donut go to school early? It wanted to get a little baked!
91. What’s a donut’s favorite hobby? Rolling in the dough!
92. Why did the DD coffee blush? It saw the cream and sugar!
93. What’s a coffee’s favorite movie snack? Pop-brewed corn!
94. Why did the donut take up gardening? It wanted to grow more dough!
95. What do you call a DD coffee that’s always late? A slow brew!
96. Why did the donut go to the beach? To play in the sugar sand!
97. What’s a coffee’s favorite music genre? Roast and Roll!
98. Why was the DD coffee jealous? It saw someone getting extra foam!
99. What did the donut say to the coffee maker? “Thanks a hole bunch!”
100. Why did the DD barista give up a career in comedy? They couldn’t espresso themselves well enough!

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Conclusion

Laughter is the sugar that sweetens life, and these DD jokes are no exception! Whether you’re a coffee enthusiast or a donut lover, these puns and one-liners are here to perk up your day.

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