167+ Dad Jokes: Knock, Laugh, and Roll Your Eyes

Introduction

Get ready to unleash your inner Father humor connoisseur with a collection of knock-knock jokes that’ll have you rolling your eyes and chuckling. 

From classic setups to unexpected punchlines, these dad jokes are sure to bring smiles and maybe a few groans.

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Dad Knock Knock Jokes

1. “Knock, knock.” “Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!”
2. “Knock, knock.” “Cow says moo!”
3. “Knock, knock.” “Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!”
4. “Knock, knock.” “Atch who? Bless you!”
5. “Knock, knock.” “Olive who? Olive your jokes are terrible!”
6. “Knock, knock.” “Hawaii you? I’m good, Hawaii you?”
7. “Knock, knock.” “Justin time for dinner!”
8. “Knock, knock.” “Bless you again!”
9. “Knock, knock.” “You’re welcome!”
10. “Knock, knock.” “Olive your jokes make me smile!”
11. “Knock, knock.” “Boo-tiful day, isn’t it?”
12. “Knock, knock.” “Bless you thrice!”
13. “Knock, knock.” “Alpaca the suitcase; you load up the car!”
14. “Knock, knock.” “Doris locked, that’s why I’m knocking!”
15. “Knock, knock.” “You’re welcome, tank you very much!”
16. “Knock, knock.” “Don’t cry; it’s just a joke, boo!”
17. “Knock, knock.” “Lettuce in, it’s time for more dad jokes!”
18. “Knock, knock.” “Lettuce in, it’s chilly outside!”
19. “Knock, knock.” “Cow says who? No silly, cow says moo!”
20. “Knock, knock.” “Boo who? Oh, don’t cry; it’s just a joke!”
21. “Knock, knock.” “Atch who? Bless you thrice!”
22. “Knock, knock.” “Olive who? Olive your jokes are so corny!”
23. “Knock, knock.” “Justin time for a dad joke!”
24. “Knock, knock.” “Bless you again! Is it allergy season?”
25. “Knock, knock.” “Lettuce in, it’s still freezing out here!”
26. “Knock, knock.” “You’re welcome! Just spreading dad humor.”
27. “Knock, knock.” “Olive who? Olive your jokes make me smile!”
28. “Knock, knock.” “Cows go who? No silly, cows go moo!”
29. “Knock, knock.” “Lettuce in, it’s salad for dinner!”
30. “Knock, knock.” “Bless you thrice! Are you catching a cold?”
31. “Knock, knock.” “Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?”
32. “Knock, knock.” “Lettuce in, it’s getting cold out here!”
33. “Knock, knock.” “Doris locked; can you open the door?”
34. “Knock, knock.” “Lettuce in, it’s a bit drafty out here!”
35. “Knock, knock.” “Honeydew you know how funny these jokes are?”
36. “Knock, knock.” “Candice door open, or am I stuck out here?”
37. “Knock, knock.” “Alpaca the suitcase; I’m going on a trip!”
38. “Knock, knock.” “Lettuce in; it’s warmer inside!”
39. “Knock, knock.” “Honeydew who? Honeydew you know this joke already?”
40. “Knock, knock.” “Cow says who? No silly, it says mooo-ve over!”
41. “Knock, knock.” “Atch who? Atch your favorite movie lately?”
42. “Knock, knock.” “Olive who? Olive your jokes are making me laugh!”
43. “Knock, knock.” “Boo who? Boo-tiful day for more dad jokes!”
44. “Knock, knock.” “Justin time for dessert—got any ice cream?”
45. “Knock, knock.” “Doris who? Doris locked, can you let me in?”
46. “Knock, knock.” “You’re welcome! Is it taco night yet?”
47. “Knock, knock.” “Lettuce who? Lettuce celebrate with another dad joke!”
48. “Knock, knock.” “Cow says who? No, really, who says cow?”
49. “Knock, knock.” “Boo who? Boo-tiful day for a stroll, isn’t it?”
50. “Knock, knock.” “Lettuce in; it’s starting to rain out here!”

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Humorous Dad Knock Knock Jokes

51. “Knock, knock.” “Hawaii who? Hawaii five-o, the TV show, still on?”
52. “Knock, knock.” “Atch who? Atch a good movie lately?”
53. “Knock, knock.” “Olive who? Olive your jokes are unforgettable!”
54. “Knock, knock.” “Bless you again! Are you allergic to dad jokes?”
55. “Knock, knock.” “You’re welcome! Do you need another joke fix?”
56. “Knock, knock.” “Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear a song?”
57. “Knock, knock.” “Alpaca who? Alpaca the sunscreen; it’s sunny out!”
58. “Knock, knock.” “Lettuce in; it’s hotter than a jalapeño out here!”
59. “Knock, knock.” “Boo who? Don’t worry; it’s just me, the dad joker!”
60. “Knock, knock.” “Candice who? Candice door open a bit wider?”
61. “Knock, knock.” “You’re welcome! Want more jokes or a snack?”
62. “Knock, knock.” “Lettuce in; it’s colder than a snowman’s freezer out here!”
63. “Knock, knock.” “Honeydew who? Honeydew you know this is the fifth time I’ve knocked?”
64. “Knock, knock.” “Cow says who? Seriously, have you ever asked a cow anything?”
65. “Knock, knock.” “Atch who? Atch a comedy show lately? I’m starring in it!”
66. “Knock, knock.” “Olive who? Olive your jokes are like a fine wine—aged to perfection!”
67. “Knock, knock.” “Boo who? Boo-tiful day for a dad joke marathon, right?”
68. “Knock, knock.” “Justin time for a cup of coffee. Want to join me?”
69. “Knock, knock.” “Doris who? Doris locked again; someone must be pranking me!”
70. “Knock, knock.” “You’re welcome! Need assistance with your non-dad joke life?”
71. “Knock, knock.” “Lettuce who? Lettuce all rejoice—it’s dad joke time again!”
72. “Knock, knock.” “Cow says who? And why is the cow so talkative anyway?”
73. “Knock, knock.” “Boo who? Boo-tiful day for a nature walk and more jokes!”
74. “Knock, knock.” “Lettuce in; it’s warmer than a cup of cocoa in here!”
75. “Knock, knock.” “Hawaii who? Hawaii Five-O, still solving crimes on TV?”
76. “Knock, knock.” “Atch who? Atch the latest dad joke competition on the horizon?”
77. “Knock, knock.” “Bless you again! Is someone spreading dad joke pollen?”
78. “Knock, knock.” “You’re welcome! Should I add ‘Dad Joke Artist’ to my resume?”
79. “Knock, knock.” “Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to dance? Dad style!”
80. “Knock, knock.” “Alpaca who? Alpaca the sunscreen; it’s a dad joke scorcher!”
81. “Knock, knock.” “Lettuce in; it’s hotter than a jalapeño in a sauna out here!”
82. “Knock, knock.” “Boo who? Boo-tiful day to share more dad jokes with the world!”
83. “Knock, knock.” “Candice who? Candice door open; my hands are full of dad jokes!”
84. “Knock, knock.” “You’re welcome! Ready for another round of dad humor?”
85. “Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Lettuce.” “Lettuce who?” “Lettuce in; it’s time to end this dad joke series!”
86. “Knock, knock.” “Olive who? Olive your jokes are like music to my ears!”
87. “Knock, knock.” “Cow says who? If cows could talk, they’d tell you it’s time for another dad joke.”
88. “Knock, knock.” “Boo who? Boo-tiful day for a stroll and some more cheesy humor!”
89. “Knock, knock.” “Atch who? Atch a movie lately? Spoiler alert: it’s not as good as this joke!”
90. “Knock, knock.” “Honeydew who? Honeydew you ever get tired of these knock-knock jokes?”
91. “Knock, knock.” “Lettuce in; it’s raining dad jokes outside!”
92. “Knock, knock.” “Justin time for another pun. How about a drumroll?”
93. “Knock, knock.” “Doris who? Doris locked again; I must be losing my touch!”
94. “Knock, knock.” “You’re welcome! Need a dad joke for every occasion? I’m your guy!”
95. “Knock, knock.” “Lettuce who? Lettuce all be grateful for the gift of dad jokes!”
96. “Knock, knock.” “Cow says who? If cows had phones, they’d call for more dad jokes.”
97. “Knock, knock.” “Boo who? Boo-tiful day for a picnic and a side of dad humor!”
98. “Knock, knock.” “Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase; I’m ready for a dad joke adventure!”
99. “Knock, knock.” “Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like another classic dad joke?”
100. “Knock, knock.” “Bless you again! Did someone sneeze or are they just allergic to laughter?”

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Hilarious Dad Knock Knock Jokes

101. “Knock, knock.” “You’re welcome! Do you have a dad joke quota for the day?”
102. “Knock, knock.” “Lettuce in; it’s cozier than a blanket fort in here!”
103. “Knock, knock.” “Hawaii who? Hawaii Five-O; still catching bad guys on TV?”
104. “Knock, knock.” “Olive who? Olive your jokes are like a ray of sunshine in my day!”
105. “Knock, knock.” “You’re welcome! Ready for another round of dad jokes or a snack break?”
106. “Knock, knock.” “Boo who? Boo-tiful day for a dad joke marathon, don’t you think?”
107. “Knock, knock.” “Lettuce in; it’s hotter than a pepper garden in here!”
108. “Knock, knock.” “Doris who? Doris locked again; is this a recurring theme?”
109. “Knock, knock.” “Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase; we’re going on a dad joke tour!”
110. “Knock, knock.” “Justin time for a cup of tea. Fancy joining me for a sip and a joke?”
111. “Knock, knock.” “Doris who? Doris locked again; do I need a secret dad joke handshake?”
112. “Knock, knock.” “You’re welcome! Do you think there’s a Nobel Prize for dad jokes?”
113. “Knock, knock.” “Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase; I’m ready for a dad joke road trip!”
114. “Knock, knock.” “Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear a dad joke encore?”
115. “Knock, knock.” “Bless you again! Did someone say ‘dad joke marathon’?”
116. “Knock, knock.” “Lettuce in; it’s cooler than an ice cream shop in here!”
117. “Knock, knock.” “Honeydew who? Honeydew you think we should start a dad joke club?”
118. “Knock, knock.” “Olive who? Olive your jokes are a highlight of my day!”
119. “Knock, knock.” “Cow says who? If cows could talk, they’d probably tell more dad jokes!”
120. “Knock, knock.” “Boo who? Boo-tiful day for a laugh and some good vibes!”
121. “Knock, knock.” “Atch who? Atch a glimpse of the moon lately? It’s out there!”
122. “Knock, knock.” “You’re welcome! Need a dad joke to brighten your day?”
123. “Knock, knock.” “Lettuce in; it’s warmer than a cozy fireplace in here!”
124. “Knock, knock.” “Hawaii who? Hawaii Five-O, still solving crimes in dad joke land?”
125. “Knock, knock.” “Candice who? Candice door open; I’ve got a fresh dad joke for you!”
126. “Knock, knock.” “Boo who? Boo-tiful day for a dad joke picnic, wouldn’t you say?”
127. “Knock, knock.” “Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another dad joke?”
128. “Knock, knock.” “Bless you again! Is someone allergic to the infectious joy of dad humor?”
129. “Knock, knock.” “You’re welcome! Do you prefer dad jokes or a stand-up comedy show?”
130. “Knock, knock.” “Lettuce in; it’s colder than a penguin’s ice skating rink out here!”
131. “Knock, knock.” “Alpaca who? Alpaca the sunscreen; it’s getting sunny with dad jokes!”
132. “Knock, knock.” “Olive who? Olive your jokes are like a dad joke goldmine!”
133. “Knock, knock.” “Candice who? Candice door open; my hands are full of dad joke goodness!”
134. “Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Lettuce.” “Lettuce who?” “Lettuce in; it’s time to wrap up this dad joke extravaganza!”
135. “Knock, knock.” “Cow says who? Actually, cows are pretty quiet; they prefer a ‘moo’ over a ‘who.'”
136. “Knock, knock.” “Boo who? Boo-tiful day for a jog; let’s run with more dad jokes!”
137. “Knock, knock.” “Atch who? Atch a comedy show lately? Spoiler: this joke is the real star!”
138. “Knock, knock.” “Olive who? Olive your jokes are a treasure; can I trade them for gold?”
139. “Knock, knock.” “Hawaii who? Hawaii Five-O, still protecting the island from bad punchlines?”
140. “Knock, knock.” “You’re welcome! Do you think there’s a dad joke Olympics?”
141. “Knock, knock.” “Lettuce in; it’s hotter than a chili pepper in a sauna in here!”
142. “Knock, knock.” “Honeydew who? Honeydew you know we’re reaching peak dad joke levels?”
143. “Knock, knock.” “Candice who? Candice door open, or should I keep knocking?”
144. “Knock, knock.” “Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear a dad joke grand finale?”
145. “Knock, knock.” “Boo who? Boo-tiful day for a dad joke garden; let’s plant more laughter!”
146. “Knock, knock.” “Lettuce in; it’s cozier than a blanket fort made of dad jokes!”
147. “Knock, knock.” “Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase; we’re embarking on a dad joke journey!”
148. “Knock, knock.” “Bless you again! Is someone sneezing or just allergic to dad jokes?”
149. “Knock, knock.” “You’re welcome! Need a dad joke for every meal?”
150. “Knock, knock.” “Olive who? Olive your jokes are a beacon of joy in my day!”

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Funny Dad Knock Knock Jokes

151. “Knock, knock.” “Cow says who? If cows had phones, they’d be dialing for more dad jokes!”
152. “Knock, knock.” “Justin time for a cup of tea. Care to join me for a sip and a chuckle?”
153. “Knock, knock.” “Doris who? Doris locked again; am I stuck in a dad joke loop?”
154. “Knock, knock.” “You’re welcome! Need a dad joke for every occasion? I’ve got you covered!”
155. “Knock, knock.” “Alpaca the suitcase; I’m going on a dad adventure!”
156. “Knock, knock.” “Lettuce in; it’s salad-making time, dad style!”
157. “Knock, knock.” “Honeydew who? Honeydew you know it’s dad joke o’clock?”
158. “Knock, knock.” “Cow says who? No, silly, it says mooo-ve over for more dad jokes!”
159. “Knock, knock.” “Atch who? Atch a good movie lately? Dad recommends a comedy!”
160. “Knock, knock.” “Olive who? Olive your jokes are making me laugh, dad!”
161. “Knock, knock.” “Boo who? Boo-tiful day for more dad joke antics!”
162. “Knock, knock.” “Justin time for dessert—got any ice cream, dad?”
163. “Knock, knock.” “Doris who? Doris locked, can you let me in, dad?”
164. “Knock, knock.” “You’re welcome! Is it taco night yet, dad?”
165. “Knock, knock.” “Lettuce who? Lettuce celebrate with another dad joke, dad!”
166. “Knock, knock.” “Cow says who? No, really, who says cow, dad?”
167. “Knock, knock.” “Boo who? Boo-tiful day for a stroll, isn’t it, dad?”
168. “Knock, knock.” “Lettuce in; it’s starting to rain out here, dad!”
169. “Knock, knock.” “Hawaii who? Hawaii five-o, the TV show, still on, dad?”
170. “Knock, knock.” “Atch who? Atch your favorite dad joke lately?”

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Conclusion

Whether you’re the deliverer or the receiver, dad knock-knock jokes are a timeless source of joy. Embrace the cheesiness, share a laugh, and remember—it’s all in good humor.

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