Laugh with Our Tasty 168+ Fun Fruit Jokes for Kids

Introduction

Welcome to a fruity world of laughter! If you’re looking to brighten up your child’s day or entertain the whole family with some wholesome humor, you’re in the right place. We’ve gathered a delightful collection of 168+ fruit jokes that are bound to tickle your taste buds and leave you with a smile. 

Whether you’re a fan of apples, bananas, grapes, or any other fruit, these jokes are ripe for the picking. So, get ready to go bananas with laughter as we dive into these fruity funnies!

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Fruity Humor

1. Why did the apple go to school? Because it wanted to be a little bit brighter!
2. What did one grape say to the other grape? “Stop whining and let’s have some fun!”
3. What do you get if you cross a pineapple and a cactus? A pineapple with a point!
4. What did the orange say to the banana? “You’re a-peeling!”
5. Why did the strawberry turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
6. What’s a banana’s favorite game? Banana-rama!
7. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice!
8. What do you call a fruit that’s sour? A bad apple!
9. How do you make a lemon drop? Just let it fall!
10. What’s a fruit’s favorite place in school? The cafeteria!
11. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
12. What’s the fruit’s favorite dance? The cha-cha-cherries!
13. What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine!
14. Why did the fruit go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!
15. What do you call a fruit that’s in a hurry? A rush-berry!
16. What did the apple say to the pear? “You’re looking a bit pear-shaped today!”
17. Why don’t oranges ever get lost? Because they always follow their zest!
18. What’s a fruit’s favorite game to play at the beach? Pear-tennis!
19. What do you get when you drop a watermelon? Watermelonade!
20. Why did the fruit go to the party? Because it was a-peel-ing!
21. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? “Nothing, it just let out a little whine!”
22. What do you call a fruit that tells jokes? A comedi-orange!
23. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well!
24. What’s a fruit’s favorite instrument? The jam-boree!
25. What’s a fruit’s favorite game to play at the park? Hide and peach!
26. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
27. What’s a fruit’s favorite type of movie? A berry-tale!
28. Why don’t grapes ever get in trouble? Because they’re well-behaved!
29. What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry? “If you weren’t so sweet, we wouldn’t be in this jam!”
30. What’s a fruit’s favorite place to go on vacation? The Big Apple!
31. What’s a fruit’s favorite way to travel? By a pear-plane!
32. Why did the fruit go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well!
33. What do you call a fruit that’s not allowed to play cards? A banana!
34. Why did the grape stop rolling down the hill? Because it ran out of juice!
35. What do you call a fruit that loves to take risks? A dare-devil fruit!
36. What do you call a fruit that’s been in a car accident? A smash-berried!
37. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well!
38. What’s a fruit’s favorite game to play at the park? Hide and peach!
39. What’s a fruit’s favorite type of music? R & Banana!
40. What did the orange say to the lemon? “Stop being so sour!”
41. What’s a fruit’s favorite holiday? Halloween, because they get to dress up as mummies!
42. Why did the fruit go to the beach? Because it wanted to get a little “melon”-choly!
43. What’s a fruit’s favorite sport? Fruityball!

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Fruit-Based Humor

44. What do you call a fruit that’s always getting into trouble? A bad apple!
45. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice!
46. What’s a fruit’s favorite way to keep cool in the summer? Fruit-icicles!
47. Why did the fruit go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well!
48. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? “Nothing, it just let out a little whine!”
49. What’s a fruit’s favorite game to play at the beach? Pear-tennis!
50. What do you get if you cross a lemon with a cat? A sourpuss!
51. Why don’t oranges ever get lost? Because they always follow their zest!
52. What’s a fruit’s favorite way to travel? By a pear-plane!
53. What’s a fruit’s favorite type of movie? A berry-tale!
54. What do you call a fruit that’s in a hurry? A rush-berry!
55. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
56. What’s a fruit’s favorite way to keep cool in the summer? Fruit-icicles!
57. Why did the fruit go to the party? Because it was a-peel-ing!
58. What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine!
59. What’s a fruit’s favorite instrument? The jam-boree!
60. What’s a fruit’s favorite game to play at the beach? Pear-tennis!
61. What do you get if you drop a watermelon? Watermelonade!
62. Why did the fruit go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!
63. What’s a fruit’s favorite game to play at the park? Hide and peach!
64. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
65. What’s a fruit’s favorite type of movie? A berry-tale!
66. Why don’t grapes ever get in trouble? Because they’re well-behaved!
67. What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry? “If you weren’t so sweet, we wouldn’t be in this jam!”
68. What’s a fruit’s favorite place to go on vacation? The Big Apple!
69. What’s a fruit’s favorite way to travel? By a pear-plane!
70. Why did the fruit go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well!
71. What do you call a fruit that’s not allowed to play cards? A banana!
72. Why did the grape stop rolling down the hill? Because it ran out of juice!
73. What do you call a fruit that loves to take risks? A dare-devil fruit!
74. What do you call a fruit that’s been in a car accident? A smash-berried!
75. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well!
76. What’s a fruit’s favorite game to play at the park? Hide and peach!
77. What’s a fruit’s favorite type of music? R & Banana!
78. What did the orange say to the lemon? “Stop being so sour!”
79. What’s a fruit’s favorite holiday? Halloween, because they get to dress up as mummies!
80. Why did the fruit go to the beach? Because it wanted to get a little “melon”-choly!
81. What’s a fruit’s favorite sport? Fruityball!
82. What do you call a fruit that’s always getting into trouble? A bad apple!
83. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice!
84. What’s a fruit’s favorite way to keep cool in the summer? Fruit-icicles!
85. Why did the fruit go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well!
86. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? “Nothing, it just let out a little whine!”

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Laugh with Fruits

87. What’s a fruit’s favorite game to play at the beach? Pear-tennis!
88. What do you get if you cross a lemon with a cat? A sourpuss!
89. Why don’t oranges ever get lost? Because they always follow their zest!
90. What’s a fruit’s favorite way to travel? By a pear-plane!
91. What’s a fruit’s favorite type of movie? A berry-tale!
92. What do you call a fruit that’s in a hurry? A rush-berry!
93. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
94. What’s a fruit’s favorite way to keep cool in the summer? Fruit-icicles!
95. Why did the fruit go to the party? Because it was a-peel-ing!
96. What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine!
97. What’s a fruit’s favorite instrument? The jam-boree!
98. What’s a fruit’s favorite game to play at the beach? Pear-tennis!
99. What do you get if you drop a watermelon? Watermelonade!
100. Why did the fruit go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!
101. What’s a fruit’s favorite game to play at the park? Hide and peach!
102. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
103. What’s a fruit’s favorite type of movie? A berry-tale!
104. Why don’t grapes ever get in trouble? Because they’re well-behaved!
105. What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry? “If you weren’t so sweet, we wouldn’t be in this jam!”
106. What’s a fruit’s favorite place to go on vacation? The Big Apple!
107. What’s a fruit’s favorite way to travel? By a pear-plane!
108. Why did the fruit go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well!
109. What do you call a fruit that’s not allowed to play cards? A banana!
110. Why did the grape stop rolling down the hill? Because it ran out of juice!
111. What do you call a fruit that loves to take risks? A dare-devil fruit!
112. What do you call a fruit that’s been in a car accident? A smash-berried!
113. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well!
114. What’s a fruit’s favorite game to play at the park? Hide and peach!
115. What’s a fruit’s favorite type of music? R & Banana!
116. What did the orange say to the lemon? “Stop being so sour!”
117. What’s a fruit’s favorite holiday? Halloween, because they get to dress up as mummies!
118. Why did the fruit go to the beach? Because it wanted to get a little “melon”-choly!
119. What’s a fruit’s favorite sport? Fruityball!
120. What do you call a fruit that’s always getting into trouble? A bad apple!
121. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice!
122. What’s a fruit’s favorite way to keep cool in the summer? Fruit-icicles!
123. Why did the fruit go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well!
124. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? “Nothing, it just let out a little whine!”
125. What’s a fruit’s favorite game to play at the beach? Pear-tennis!
126. What do you get if you cross a lemon with a cat? A sourpuss!
127. Why don’t oranges ever get lost? Because they always follow their zest!
128. What’s a fruit’s favorite way to travel? By a pear-plane!
129. What’s a fruit’s favorite type of movie? A berry-tale!

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Fruitful Laughter

130. What do you call a fruit that’s in a hurry? A rush-berry!
131. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
132. What’s a fruit’s favorite way to keep cool in the summer? Fruit-icicles!
133. Why did the fruit go to the party? Because it was a-peel-ing!
134. What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine!
135. What’s a fruit’s favorite instrument? The jam-boree!
136. What’s a fruit’s favorite game to play at the beach? Pear-tennis!
137. What do you get if you drop a watermelon? Watermelonade!
138. Why did the fruit go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!
139. What’s a fruit’s favorite game to play at the park? Hide and peach!
140. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
141. What’s a fruit’s favorite type of movie? A berry-tale!
142. Why don’t grapes ever get in trouble? Because they’re well-behaved!
143. What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry? “If you weren’t so sweet, we wouldn’t be in this jam!”
144. What’s a fruit’s favorite place to go on vacation? The Big Apple!
145. What’s a fruit’s favorite way to travel? By a pear-plane!
146. Why did the fruit go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well!
147. What do you call a fruit that’s not allowed to play cards? A banana!
148. Why did the grape stop rolling down the hill? Because it ran out of juice!
149. What do you call a fruit that loves to take risks? A dare-devil fruit!
150. What do you call a fruit that’s been in a car accident? A smash-berried!
151. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well!
152. What’s a fruit’s favorite game to play at the park? Hide and peach!
153. What’s a fruit’s favorite type of music? R & Banana!
154. What did the orange say to the lemon? “Stop being so sour!”
155. What’s a fruit’s favorite holiday? Halloween, because they get to dress up as mummies!
156. Why did the fruit go to the beach? Because it wanted to get a little “melon”-choly!
157. What’s a fruit’s favorite sport? Fruityball!
158. What do you call a fruit that’s always getting into trouble? A bad apple!
159. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice!
160. What’s a fruit’s favorite way to keep cool in the summer? Fruit-icicles!
161. Why did the fruit go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well!
162. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? “Nothing, it just let out a little whine!”
163. What’s a fruit’s favorite game to play at the beach? Pear-tennis!
164. What do you get if you cross a lemon with a cat? A sourpuss!
165. Why don’t oranges ever get lost? Because they always follow their zest!
166. What’s a fruit’s favorite way to travel? By a pear-plane!
167. What’s a fruit’s favorite type of movie? A berry-tale!
168. What do you call a fruit that’s in a hurry? A rush-berry!
169. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
170. What’s a fruit’s favorite way to keep cool in the summer? Fruit-icicles!
171. Why did the fruit go to the party? Because it was a-peel-ing!
172. What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine!

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Jokes on Mangoes

Jokes about Pineapples

Conclusion

We hope these fruit jokes have added a touch of sweetness to your day and brought smiles to the faces of your little ones. Laughter is a universal language, and sharing jokes with kids can create memorable moments and strengthen bonds. 

Remember, the next time you enjoy a piece of fruit, you might just think of one of these punny jokes. Keep the laughter rolling and enjoy the simple pleasures of life, one joke at a time!

FAQs

Are these fruit jokes suitable for all ages?

Absolutely! These jokes are designed to be kid-friendly and appropriate for all ages. They’re perfect for family gatherings and entertaining children.

Can I use these jokes for a children’s party or school event?

Yes, you can! These jokes are great for adding humor to children’s parties, school events, or even in the classroom to engage young learners.

Do you have jokes about specific fruits?

Yes, our collection includes jokes about various fruits, from apples to watermelons. You’ll find a variety of fruity puns to enjoy.

How can I make these jokes even more fun for kids?

You can enhance the fun by encouraging kids to come up with their own fruit jokes or riddles. It’s a creative way to spark their imaginations and sense of humor.