Bad Hair Day Humor: 43+ Hilarious Jokes About Unruly Locks

Introduction

We’ve all had those days when our hair seems to have a mind of its own. Whether it’s frizz, bedhead, or just a stubborn cowlick, bad hair days are a universal experience. But why let them get you down when you can find humor in the chaos? 

In this collection, we’ve gathered 43+ hilarious jokes about bad hair to turn your unruly locks into a source of laughter.

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Bad Hair Jokes

1. Why did the scarecrow become a hairstylist? Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. What do you call a hairstyle that’s out of this world? The “extraterri-frizz.”
3. Why don’t ghosts have bad hair days? Because they use scare-spray!
4. What do you get when you cross a bad hair day with a haunted house? A hairy situation!
5. How do you fix a bad hair day? With a hair-achnid!
6. Why did the computer have a bad hair day? It couldn’t find its “enter” key!
7. What’s a vampire’s least favorite hairstyle? The “no-neck” hairdo.
8. Why did the mop go to therapy? It had too many emotional tangles!
9. What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday? Thanks, I’ll never part with it!
10. Why was the math book having a bad hair day? Because it had too many problems!
11. How do you make a bad hair day disappear? Add a little “hair-mony.”
12. Why did the broom have the best hair in town? Because it always swept people off their feet!
13. What’s a pirate’s favorite bad hair remedy? A bottle of “shampoo-lacrum.”
14. What do you call a hair disaster in the ocean? A “tangle-reef.”
15. Why did the bad hair day bring an umbrella? It heard there was going to be a light drizzle!
16. What’s a zombie’s favorite hairstyle? “The bed-dead” look.
17. Why did the music teacher have a bad hair day? She couldn’t find the right note!
18. What did the spaghetti say to the hairbrush? You’re really good at making me feel saucy!
19. Why did the scarecrow refuse to wear a hat? It didn’t want to mess up its straw-do!
20. What’s a werewolf’s preferred hair salon? “Fur Styles.”

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Funny Bad Hair Jokes

21. Why did the bicycle have a bad hair day? Because it lost its training wheels!
22. What’s a wizard’s secret to avoiding bad hair days? Magic combs!
23. Why did the bad hair day refuse to go to the party? It was feeling a bit flat!
24. What do you call a bad hair day in the desert? A “sand-storm.”
25. Why did the skeleton have a bad hair day? It couldn’t find its comb-bones!
26. Why did the singer have a bad hair day? Because they couldn’t find the right “note” for their hair!
27. What’s a cat’s favorite hairstyle? The “fur-mohawk.”
28. Why did the broom get a makeover? It wanted to sweep people off their feet with its fabulous hair!
29. What’s a fish’s worst nightmare at the hair salon? A “tuna”-cut.
30. Why was the math book’s hair always perfect? Because it had too many “solutions”!
31. What do you call a spider’s favorite hairstyle? “Webbed locks.”
32. Why did the tomato have a bad hair day? It got caught in a “ketchup” of tangles!
33. What’s a skeleton’s favorite bad hair day remedy? “Bone”-dry shampoo!
34. Why did the gardener have a bad hair day? Because they were always “weeding” out the tangles!
35. What do you call a cat’s unruly hair? “Purr-madoodle.”
36. Why did the comb get a promotion at work? Because it always had “tangled” issues to deal with!
37. What’s a snail’s favorite hairstyle? The “slow-mullet.”
38. Why did the bird have a bad hair day? Because it had “feather” bedhead!
39. What do you call a musician’s hairstyle mishap? A “note-worthy” bad hair day.
40. Why did the pillow have a bad hair day? Because it was tired of supporting everyone’s night-time hairdos!
41. What’s a vampire’s favorite hairstyle? The “bat-hawk.”
42. Why did the math book’s hair look like a graph? It couldn’t resist the “curves”!
43. What’s a skeleton’s favorite hair accessory? A “bone-tie.”
44. Why did the scarecrow have a bad hair day? Because the crows tried to “wing” a new style!
45. What’s a tree’s go-to hairstyle? The “leaf-in.”

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Conclusion

While bad hair days may be a nuisance, they can also be a source of laughter and camaraderie. We hope these hair-raising jokes have brought a smile to your face and made you appreciate the quirks and curls of your locks.

After all, a little humor can go a long way in turning a challenging day into a memorable one.

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