167+ Hilarious Autumn Jokes for Grown-Ups

Introduction

Autumn, with its crisp air, falling leaves, and pumpkin-spiced everything, is a time of change and reflection. Why not add some laughter to the mix? 

We’ve gathered a bunch of autumn-themed jokes and one-liners that are sure to tickle your funny bone. So, grab your favorite fall beverage and get ready to enjoy some humor tailored just for adults.

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Autumn Jokes ForAdults

1. Autumn is the season of pumpkin spice, but I’m more of a “pumpkin and silence” kind of person.
2. I don’t always enjoy autumn, but when I do, it’s in the form of a warm, cozy sweater.
3. What did the autumn leaf say to the tree? “I’m falling for you.”
4. Pumpkin carving is a lot like marriage. You start with big aspirations, but eventually, it’s full of messy faces and weird smiles.
5. Why do pumpkins make terrible gossipers? Because they have no body to tell secrets to!
6. When I think of autumn, I think of colorful leaves and the sound of my heating bill going up.
7. What do you call a group of musical whales in autumn? An orca-stra!
8. I’m not saying I love autumn more than most people, but I do decorate my house with leaves from the yard.
9. What’s a tree’s least favorite month? Sep-timber!
10. In the autumn, the squirrels gather nuts. Why? Because it’s a little squirrelly out there.
11. Why did the skeleton go to the autumn party alone? Because he had no-body to go with!
12. I like my relationships like I like my leaves in autumn: colorful, but eventually, they fall.
13. What do you call a pumpkin that’s been converted into a pie? A “pumpkin pie-rat!”
14. Autumn is nature’s way of showing off its wardrobe. I should probably take some fashion tips from the trees.
15. Why did the scarecrow become a successful motivational speaker? Because he was outstanding in his field!
16. Autumn is like a second spring, where every leaf is a flower, and every flower is swiftly turned into a pile of leaves.
17. What do you call a gourd who loves to play pranks? A “squashbuckler.”
18. I’ve got 99 problems, and they all involve raking leaves.
19. Why don’t trees ever get into bar fights during autumn? Because they’re good at letting things go.
20. What’s the best thing about autumn in the forest? The acorn-y jokes the squirrels tell.
21. My favorite fall activity is going apple picking. Not to eat apples, but to find the one tree that makes the best Instagram backdrop.
22. Why did the autumn leaf break up with the tree? It just couldn’t be-leaf their relationship was going anywhere.
23. How do trees access the internet during the fall? They log in.
24. What do you call a pumpkin spice latte that’s been left out too long? A “gourdgeous” disaster.
25. Why did the pumpkin break up with the gourd? Because it thought their relationship was too “one-dimensional.”
26. What’s the difference between a leaf and an impulsive teenager? Leaves eventually fall and can’t come back.
27. Autumn is the time of year when I look at the pile of leaves in my yard and think, “I should really mow my lawn.”
28. Why did the sun go on strike in the fall? Because it didn’t want to work overtime to help the leaves change colors.
29. What’s the fall equivalent of a spring fling? A leaf affair.
30. Why did the autumn leaf bring a suitcase to the picnic? It wanted to pack a lunch.
31. How do trees get online during autumn? They log in through the tree-net.
32. What did one tree say to another tree during autumn? “You’re really branching out this season.”
33. I told my computer I needed a break, and it responded with, “I’m falling for you.”
34. What did the apple say to the leaf? “Stop falling for me!”
35. My favorite fall activity is lying on the couch with a warm blanket, sipping hot cider, and staring at the pile of leaves I should be raking.
36. Why did the pumpkin go to therapy? It had too much emotional baggage.
37. Why don’t the leaves like hanging out with the other seasons? Because they always fall behind.
38. Why did the pumpkin file a police report? It got smashed at a party.
39. What do you call a group of trees that form a band in autumn? The “logsicians.”
40. I’ve decided to become a leaf therapist. I’ll help leaves cope with falling and the change of seasons.

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41. Why did the autumn leaf get a promotion? Because it had a great work ethic and didn’t let go of its job.
42. What’s the official sport of autumn? Leaf-blowing competitions.
43. Why did the pumpkin get in trouble with the law? It was caught trespassing in the squash court.
44. Autumn is the season when I realize the only real exercise I’ve done all year is jumping to conclusions.
45. Why did the squirrel take a suitcase to the tree in the fall? It was moving into a new branch office.
46. What’s the most challenging part of being a tree in autumn? You have to leaf everything behind.
47. What’s a ghost’s favorite fall activity? Booing in the leaves.
48. Why did the leaf take the bus to work in the fall? Because it didn’t have enough change to buy a car.
49. I tried to make a leaf pun, but they all seem to fall flat.
50. Why did the scarecrow break up with the cornstalk? It realized the corn was too stalky.
51. I’m like a squirrel in the fall, always searching for my nuts.
52. Why did the tree bring a backpack to the party in autumn? It wanted to be known as the “trunk show.”
53. What’s a tree’s favorite Elvis Presley song? “Foliage on My Mind.”
54. Why did the leaf go to therapy in the fall? It had attachment issues.
55. My favorite thing about autumn is that I can wear the same sweater every day without judgment.
56. Why don’t trees ever play hide-and-seek in the fall? Because they’re afraid they’ll get stumped.
57. I’ve been practicing my pumpkin carving skills. So far, I’ve mastered the “misshapen smiley face.”
58. Why did the tree get an award in the fall? It was rooted in success.
59. What’s a vampire’s favorite autumn activity? “Fangsgiving.”
60. Autumn is like a second spring, where every leaf is a flower and every flower is about to make a mess on my lawn.
61. Why did the ghost apply for a job as a leaf blower? It wanted to get a “boo-st” in its career.
62. What’s a tree’s favorite type of book? A “tree-novel.”
63. Why did the autumn leaf bring a map to the forest? It wanted to get “a-leaf” in the right direction.
64. Autumn is a lot like life. You collect all these beautiful experiences, and then they just fall away.
65. What did the tree say to the lumberjack in the fall? “I’m falling for you.”
66. I’m a pro at autumn sports. My favorite is leaf peeping from the couch.
67. Why did the squirrel start a rock band in the fall? Because it wanted to rock the acorn roll.
68. What’s a vampire’s favorite season? “Fang-tumn!”
69. The only thing that falls faster than leaves in autumn is my motivation to rake them.
70. Why don’t trees ever use smartphones in the fall? Because they can’t find a signal among all the “foliage.”
71. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite game in the fall? Squash.
72. I’m like a leaf in the fall. I fall, but I always come back up—eventually.
73. Why did the tree write a book in the fall? It wanted to turn over a new leaf.
74. What did the cornstalk say to the pumpkin? “I’m all ears!”
75. Why did the zombie avoid the pumpkin patch in the fall? Because it didn’t want to get “gourd-ed.”
76. What’s a skeleton’s favorite part of autumn? “Dead” leaves.
77. I thought I was getting in shape for summer, but I was actually preparing for the exhausting task of raking leaves in the fall.
78. What’s a tree’s favorite type of dance in autumn? The “leaf waltz.”
79. Autumn is the time of year when I pretend I have plans but actually just want to stay home and watch Netflix.
80. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite scary movie in the fall? “The Silence of the Yams.”

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81. I’m so excited for fall, I could spill my pumpkin spice latte!
82. Why did the leaf get in trouble at school? Because it was caught “passing notes” to the other leaves.
83. Why did the pumpkin run for office in the fall? It wanted to be “gourd” in chief.
84. Why don’t trees ever get into arguments in the fall? Because they’re good at “branch diplomacy.”
85. Autumn is the season when my thermostat works harder than my willpower to resist comfort food.
86. Why did the squirrel use an umbrella in the fall? To avoid getting “nutmegged.”
87. Why did the leaf bring a suitcase to the fall festival? It heard it was a “trunk” show.
88. What do you call a pumpkin that’s a great singer? A “pumpkin crooner.”
89. I’m going to start an autumn club. The only requirement for membership is a love of comfy sweaters.
90. Why did the tree start a podcast in the fall? It had a lot of “branching” topics to cover.
91. What’s a vampire’s favorite fall vegetable? A “blood orange.”
92. Why did the pumpkin go to therapy? It had a complex about always being in pies.
93. What’s a tree’s favorite type of humor in the fall? “Pun-kin” humor.
94. What do you call a tree that’s always playing tricks in the fall? A “prankster.”
95. Autumn is like a beautiful farewell before the long, cold winter.
96. Why did the leaf bring a jacket to the picnic? Because it heard the chili would be “chill-y.”
97. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite subject in school in the fall? “Gourd” geography.
98. Why did the autumn leaf go to therapy? It had separation anxiety from the tree.
99. Autumn is like a second chance for nature to show off before winter comes and covers everything in snow.
100. Autumn is the season when my garden admits it’s given up, but the squirrels haven’t.
101. Why don’t trees ever become lawyers in the fall? They’re terrible at “leafful” arguments.
102. Autumn is the time when I realize I have more hoodies than actual friends.
103. Autumn is when the leaves turn beautiful shades of red, yellow, and brown, and my lawn becomes a colorful mess.
104. Why did the coffee file a complaint in the fall? It couldn’t handle being “mugged” anymore.
105. Autumn is the season when I pretend I have plans but actually just want to stay home and watch Netflix.
106. Why did the pumpkin start a podcast in the fall? It had a lot of “branching” topics to cover.
107. Autumn is the season of hoodies, hot cocoa, and hiding the fact that I’m still wearing my pajama bottoms on Zoom calls.
108. Autumn is like life. You collect all these beautiful experiences, and then they just fall away.
109. Why did the scarecrow turn down a promotion in the fall? It was already outstanding in its field.
110. Autumn is the time of year when my thermostat works harder than my willpower to resist comfort food.
111. Why did the leaf go to therapy? It had attachment issues.
112. My favorite fall scent is the aroma of pumpkin pie and burning leaves. Wait, that’s just my scented candle collection.
113. Autumn is the season when I finally admit that my summer body wasn’t ready.
114. Autumn is the season of change, and I’ve decided to change my mind about raking leaves. I’m not doing it.
115. What do you call a leaf that’s always telling stories? A “fable.”
116. Why did the pumpkin go to therapy? It had attachment issues.
117. What’s a squirrel’s favorite game in the fall? Hide and go stash.
118. How do trees access the internet during autumn? They log in.
119. Why did the autumn leaf attend therapy? It needed help coping with falling apart.
120. Autumn is like a second spring, except every leaf is a flower, and soon, every flower will be mulch.

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121. What’s a vampire’s favorite thing about fall? It’s the season of “fang-tastic” change.
122. Autumn is the time of year when my garden gives up on me, but the squirrels haven’t.
123. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite horror movie? “The Gourdfather.”
124. Autumn is when leaves change color, and I change my mind about raking them.
125. What do you call a leaf that’s a master storyteller? A “fable.”
126. Autumn is like life – you gather beautiful experiences and then they just fall away.
127. What’s a ghost’s favorite autumn pastime? Boo-shing leaves around.
128. My autumn fitness goal is to be able to lift a pumpkin spice latte to my lips without shaking.
129. Autumn is like life – you gather beautiful experiences, and then they just fall away.
130. Why did the squirrel start a rock band in the fall? It wanted to rock the acorn roll.
131. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport in the fall? Squash.
132. Autumn is the season when I realize I have more hoodies than actual friends.
133. Why did the leaf go to therapy? It had separation anxiety from the tree.
134. My favorite fall scent is a mix of pumpkin pie and burning leaves. Wait, that’s just my scented candle collection.
135. What’s a tree’s favorite type of music in the fall? “Roots” rock.
136. What do you call a tree that tells jokes in the fall? A pun-kin!
137. Why did the leaf go to therapy? It had too many issues to deal with.
138. What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with an elephant? Squash.
139. How do you know you’re a true autumn enthusiast? You have more flannel shirts than friends.
140. Why did the apple break up with the orange? It couldn’t concentrate on their relationship.
141. How do trees access the internet in the fall? They log in.
142. What did the mummy say to the autumn leaves? “You’re falling for me!”
143. Why do scarecrows love the fall season? Because it’s their time to shine!
144. What do you call a haunted house in the fall? A scream park.
145. What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit in the fall? Boo-nanas.
146. How do you fix a flat tire in the fall? With a pumpkin patch kit.
147. What did the tree say to the lumberjack in the fall? “Leaf me alone!”
148. Why did the acorn never get in trouble? Because it was outstanding in its field.
149. What did one autumn leaf say to the other? “I’m falling for you.”
150. What’s a vampire’s favorite part of autumn? The coffin break.
151. Why did the coffee file a police report in the fall? It got mugged.
152. How do you make a tissue dance in the fall? Put a little boogie in it.
153. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house during the fall? The living room.
154. What did the grape say after it got stepped on in the vineyard? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
155. Why did the scarecrow win the talent show in the fall? It was outstanding at stand-up comedy.

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156. How do you keep warm in a chilly pumpkin patch? You use a pumpkin spice heater.
157. What’s a zombie’s favorite fall activity? Dead-leaf collection.
158. What’s the best way to stay dry in the autumn rain? Don’t go outside.
159. Why did the pumpkin go to therapy? It had a lot of emotional baggage.
160. How do you make a pumpkin laugh? You tickle its funny bone.
161. What do you get when you cross a bat and a pumpkin in the fall? A Jack O’Bat.
162. How do you turn a squirrel into a philosopher in the fall? You give it a bunch of nuts to think about.
163. What do you call a leaf that never wants to leave its tree? A deciduous rebel.
164. Why did the mushroom go to the party in the fall? Because it’s a real fungi.
165. How do you make a haunted house laugh in the fall? You tell it ghost jokes.
166. What did the apple say to the pie crust? “You’re flaky.”
167. What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school in the fall? Spelling.
168. Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches in the fall? Because they have no hands to knock on the door.
169. How do you make a ghost smile in the fall? You give it pumpkin boo-ze.
170. What’s the favorite dance of the autumn leaves? The maple shuffle.

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Conclusion

As autumn brings about a symphony of colors and a cool breeze, it also provides us with ample opportunities to share a good laugh. These autumn-themed jokes and one-liners are just the ticket to add some humor to your fall days. 

Whether you’re sipping on your pumpkin spice latte or raking leaves in your yard, remember to embrace the season with a smile and share the laughter with others.

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