Marching into Mirth: 105+ Hilarious Jokes for a Funny March

Introduction

March is a month of transitions, where the promise of warmer days and new beginnings hangs in the air. What better way to embrace the spirit of March than with a collection of side-splitting jokes? 

Join us as we share 105+ funny March-themed jokes that are sure to make you laugh, leap, and lighten up!

Funny March Jokes

1. Why did the calendar feel bad for March? “Because it always gets compared to April!”
2. What’s March’s favorite dance move? “The spring fling!”
3. Why was the tree excited for March? “It knew the leaves were coming back!”
4. What did the lion say in March? “March-ing to a roaring start!”
5. Why did the bicycle fall over in March? “It was two-tired!”
6. What’s March’s favorite sport? “Basket-spring!”
7. Why did the clock feel embarrassed in March? “Because it lost an hour of dignity!”
8. What did the flower say to March? “I’m bloomin’ excited to see you!”
9. Why was the math book unhappy in March? “It had too many problems!”
10. What’s March’s favorite type of music? “Marching bands, of course!”
11. Why did the lion bring a ladder to March? “To catch the ‘spring’ rays!”
12. What do you call a leaping leprechaun in March? “A lucky springer!”
13. Why did the computer go on vacation in March? “It needed a byte of fresh air!”
14. What’s March’s favorite workout? “Spring training!”
15. Why was the math book feeling down in March? “It had too many problems!”
16. What’s March’s favorite TV show? “Springfield!”
17. Why did the bicycle go to the doctor in March? “It had a case of the ‘spring’ squeaks!”
18. What do you call a sheep leaping over a March moon? “A baa-rilliant sight!”
19. Why did the clock go to therapy in March? “It had trouble adjusting to daylight saving time!”
20. What’s March’s favorite type of salad? “Spring greens!”
21. Why did the snowman go to school in March? “To learn how to melt gracefully!”
22. What do you call a joke that’s told in March? “A spring-kler of humor!”
23. Why did the tomato turn red in March? “Because it saw the salad dressing!”
24. What’s March’s favorite party game? “Musical springs!”
25. Why was the calendar excited for March? “Because it’s a-mazing!”
26. What do you call a cat leaping into a March breeze? “Purr-fectly airborne!”
27. Why did the computer stay indoors in March? “It didn’t want to catch a ‘spring’ virus!”
28. What’s March’s favorite vegetable? “Spring onions!”
29. Why was the bicycle shivering in March? “It couldn’t handle the ‘spring’ chill!”
30. What do you call a rabbit leaping through a March garden? “A hop-portunity seeker!”
31. Why did the calendar feel bad for March? “Because it always gets compared to April!”
32. What’s March’s favorite dance move? “The spring fling!”
33. Why was the tree excited for March? “It knew the leaves were coming back!”
34. What did the lion say in March? “March-ing to a roaring start!”
35. Why did the bicycle fall over in March? “It was two-tired!”
36. What’s March’s favorite sport? “Basket-spring!”
37. Why did the clock feel embarrassed in March? “Because it lost an hour of dignity!”
38. What did the flower say to March? “I’m bloomin’ excited to see you!”
39. Why was the math book unhappy in March? “It had too many problems!”
40. What’s March’s favorite type of music? “Marching bands, of course!”
41. Why did the lion bring a ladder to March? “To catch the ‘spring’ rays!”
42. What do you call a leaping leprechaun in March? “A lucky springer!”
43. Why did the computer go on vacation in March? “It needed a byte of fresh air!”
44. What’s March’s favorite workout? “Spring training!”
45. Why was the math book feeling down in March? “It had too many problems!”
46. What’s March’s favorite TV show? “Springfield!”
47. Why did the bicycle go to the doctor in March? “It had a case of the ‘spring’ squeaks!”
48. What do you call a sheep leaping over a March moon? “A baa-rilliant sight!”
49. Why did the clock go to therapy in March? “It had trouble adjusting to daylight saving time!”
50. What’s March’s favorite type of salad? “Spring greens!”
51. Why did the snowman go to school in March? “To learn how to melt gracefully!”
52. What do you call a joke that’s told in March? “A spring-kler of humor!”
53. Why did the tomato turn red in March? “Because it saw the salad dressing!”
54. What’s March’s favorite party game? “Musical springs!”
55. Why was the calendar excited for March? “Because it’s a-mazing!”
56. What do you call a cat leaping into a March breeze? “Purr-fectly airborne!”
57. Why did the computer stay indoors in March? “It didn’t want to catch a ‘spring’ virus!”
58. What’s March’s favorite vegetable? “Spring onions!”
59. Why was the bicycle shivering in March? “It couldn’t handle the ‘spring’ chill!”
60. What do you call a rabbit leaping through a March garden? “A hop-portunity seeker!”
61. Why did the calendar feel bad for March? “Because it always gets compared to April!”
62. What’s March’s favorite dance move? “The spring fling!”
63. Why was the tree excited for March? “It knew the leaves were coming back!”
64. What did the lion say in March? “March-ing to a roaring start!”
65. Why did the bicycle fall over in March? “It was two-tired!”
66. What’s March’s favorite sport? “Basket-spring!”
67. Why did the clock feel embarrassed in March? “Because it lost an hour of dignity!”
68. What did the flower say to March? “I’m bloomin’ excited to see you!”
69. Why was the math book unhappy in March? “It had too many problems!”
70. What’s March’s favorite type of music? “Marching bands, of course!”
71. Why did the lion bring a ladder to March? “To catch the ‘spring’ rays!”
72. What do you call a leaping leprechaun in March? “A lucky springer!”
73. Why did the computer go on vacation in March? “It needed a byte of fresh air!”
74. What’s March’s favorite workout? “Spring training!”
75. Why was the math book feeling down in March? “It had too many problems!”

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76. What’s March’s favorite TV show? “Springfield!”
77. Why did the bicycle go to the doctor in March? “It had a case of the ‘spring’ squeaks!”
78. What do you call a sheep leaping over a March moon? “A baa-rilliant sight!”
79. Why did the clock go to therapy in March? “It had trouble adjusting to daylight saving time!”
80. What’s March’s favorite type of salad? “Spring greens!”
81. Why did the snowman go to school in March? “To learn how to melt gracefully!”
82. What do you call a joke that’s told in March? “A spring-kler of humor!”
83. Why did the tomato turn red in March? “Because it saw the salad dressing!”
84. What’s March’s favorite party game? “Musical springs!”
85. Why was the calendar excited for March? “Because it’s a-mazing!”
86. What do you call a cat leaping into a March breeze? “Purr-fectly airborne!”
87. Why did the computer stay indoors in March? “It didn’t want to catch a ‘spring’ virus!”
88. What’s March’s favorite vegetable? “Spring onions!”
89. Why was the bicycle shivering in March? “It couldn’t handle the ‘spring’ chill!”
90. What do you call a rabbit leaping through a March garden? “A hop-portunity seeker!”
91. Why did the calendar feel bad for March? “Because it always gets compared to April!”
92. What’s March’s favorite dance move? “The spring fling!”
93. Why was the tree excited for March? “It knew the leaves were coming back!”
94. What did the lion say in March? “March-ing to a roaring start!”
95. Why did the bicycle fall over in March? “It was two-tired!”
96. What’s March’s favorite sport? “Basket-spring!”
97. Why did the clock feel embarrassed in March? “Because it lost an hour of dignity!”
98. What did the flower say to March? “I’m bloomin’ excited to see you!”
99. Why was the math book unhappy in March? “It had too many problems!”
100. What’s March’s favorite type of music? “Marching bands, of course!”
101. Why did the lion bring a ladder to March? “To catch the ‘spring’ rays!”
102. What do you call a leaping leprechaun in March? “A lucky springer!”
103. Why did the computer go on vacation in March? “It needed a byte of fresh air!”
104. What’s March’s favorite workout? “Spring training!”
105. Why was the math book feeling down in March? “It had too many problems!”
106. What’s March’s favorite TV show? “Springfield!”
107. Why did the bicycle go to the doctor in March? “It had a case of the ‘spring’ squeaks!”
108. What do you call a sheep leaping over a March moon? “A baa-rilliant sight!”
109. Why did the clock go to therapy in March? “It had trouble adjusting to daylight saving time!”
110. What’s March’s favorite type of salad? “Spring greens!”
111. Why did the snowman go to school in March? “To learn how to melt gracefully!”
112. What do you call a joke that’s told in March? “A spring-kler of humor!”
113. Why did the tomato turn red in March? “Because it saw the salad dressing!”
114. What’s March’s favorite party game? “Musical springs!”
115. Why was the calendar excited for March? “Because it’s a-mazing!”

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Conclusion

As March ushers in the transition from winter to spring, let these 105+ funny March jokes bring a ray of sunshine to your days. 

Whether you’re celebrating St. Patrick’s Day or simply embracing the spirit of the season, these jokes are here to spread laughter and joy like the blossoming flowers of spring.

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