90+ Passover Jokes: Adding Laughter to the Seder Table

Introduction

Passover, a significant Jewish holiday commemorating the liberation of the Israelites from slavery in Egypt, is a time for reflection, tradition, and gathering with loved ones. While the Seder meal is a solemn affair, it’s also an opportunity to infuse some lightheartedness and humor into the festivities. 

In this article, we present a collection of Passover jokes that are sure to bring smiles to your family and friends around the table.

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Passover Jokes

1. Why did the matzah go to the doctor? It was feeling crummy!
2. What do you call matzah that tells jokes? A witz cracker!
3. How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it!
4. Why did the Jews wander in the desert for 40 years? Somebody dropped a coin and said, “Finders, keepers!”
5. What did one matzah say to the other during the Seder? “I’m so glad we’re kneaded together!”
6. How did Pharaoh feel about the ten plagues? He found them quite ribbiting!
7. Why did the frog refuse to jump during the second plague? It had a case of the lily pads!
8. What do you call someone who’s happy on Passover? Joy-Vey!
9. What’s a matzah’s favorite song? “Knead You Now” by Lady Antebread!
10. How do you make a Passover omelet? Use eggs-it!
11. Why did the Egyptians eat unleavened bread? They didn’t have enough time to wait for the dough to rise!
12. How do you organize a Passover circus? You use a Matzah ring!
13. Why did the parsley blush during the Seder? It saw the celery dressing!
14. What kind of cheese is made backward? Edam, it’s made from milk that’s already pasteurized!
15. How do you make holy matzah? You knead it, you bake it, and then you pray it comes out right!
16. Why did the grape juice go to therapy? It couldn’t concentrate!
17. What do you call a kid who won’t eat matzah? A “matzah-na”!
18. Why did the Haggadah bring a ladder to the Seder? It wanted to see the “higher” meaning of the holiday!
19. What do you call a Seder plate with hiccups? A Pass-over!
20. How do you know when your matzah is done baking? It’s toast!
21. Why did the Seder guests bring tennis rackets? They heard it was a meal served with a side of “serve-us”!
22. What do you call a cat that joins in the Passover Seder? A “Mew-zo”!
23. How do frogs ask each other to Passover? “Ribbit our meal!”
24. What do you get when you cross a matzah with a marshmallow? A matzah-mellow!
25. How did the Hebrews keep their clothes clean during the Exodus? They used Egyptian-tide!
26. Why did the matzah get a ticket? It was caught rolling through a stop yeast!
27. What’s the best way to communicate with your matzah? With leavened messages!
28. How did the Israelites use the Red Sea in their Passover feast? As a dish for serving fish!
29. Why did the Seder table feel lonely? It was missing its “grape” company!
30. How do you make a Passover float? Take four cups of wine and add a scoop of sorbet!

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Passover Puns

31. What did the matzah say to the butter at the Seder? “You’re on a roll!”
32. Why did the Passover chef win an award? He took a “seder” approach to cooking!
33. How did the Israelites stay fit during the Exodus? They did the desert “sand”wich workout!
34. What do you call a Haggadah that tells jokes? A “funny-side” companion!
35. How did Moses get his hair so shiny for the Seder? With a parting of the Red Sea!
36. Why was the Passover baker so good at multitasking? He knew how to “rise” to the occasion!
37. What’s the matzah’s favorite board game? Gluten Tag!
38. How did the Israelites stay hydrated during the Exodus? They had a “water”-ful time with Moses!
39. Why did the Seder guests bring pillows to the meal? They wanted to enjoy a “pass-over” nap!
40. How do you fix a broken matzah? With “matsa-mend”!
41. What do you call a Seder plate with a sense of humor? A “plate”ful of laughs!
42. How did the Israelites know which way to go during the Exodus? Moses had a “compass-ion” for them!
43. Why was the Haggadah so good at storytelling? It knew how to keep its “read-ers” engaged!
44. What do you call a bread lover who celebrates Passover? A leaven-good!
45. How did the Seder guests manage to eat so much? They had a “plague” of hunger!
46. Why did the Israelites complain about the manna in the desert? They wanted a taste of “freedom” fries!
47. What’s the matzah’s favorite type of music? Wrap music!
48. How did the Israelites deal with their allergies during Passover? They took an Exodus-er!
49. Why did the parsley win an award? It had the “stalk” of the town!
50. What do you call a Seder with only one participant? A “solitary” Seder!
51. How do you organize a Passover marathon? With a matzah-thon!
52. Why was the Seder plate so exhausted? It had a “plate”-ful of responsibilities!
53. What did one piece of matzah say to the other during the Seder? “Let’s keep it rollin’!”
54. How did the Israelites keep their shoes from wearing out during the Exodus? They used “manna-kins”!
55. Why was the Haggadah so great at basketball? It knew how to “pass-over” opponents!
56. What’s a matzah’s favorite sport? Cricket, because it loves to be “wicket”!
57. How did the Israelites handle their clothes during the Exodus? They were experts at “de-nyl”ing!
58. Why did the wine glass feel important at the Seder? It knew how to “cup”-tivate everyone’s attention!
59. What do you call a Seder with lots of dancing? A “hop”-over!
60. How do you make a Passover vegetable stew? Just add a “pot-a-lyptic” mix!

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Passover One-Liners

61. Why did the matzah start a band? It wanted to be a “flour”-ishing musician!
62. How did the Israelites exercise during the Exodus? They did “cross-fit”!
63. What’s the matzah’s favorite type of exercise? Pilates, because it loves to get “crunchy”!
64. Why did the Seder guests bring sunglasses? They heard the meal was going to be “egg-citing”!
65. How did the Israelites know which way to go during the Exodus? They followed the “loaf” stars!
66. What did the Israelites say when they saw the Promised Land for the first time? “This is ‘dough’-lightful!”
67. How do you greet a matzah at the Seder? With a “crispy” high-five!
68. Why did the Seder guests bring an umbrella? They were expecting a “sprinkle” of good humor!
69. What do you call a Seder plate with a sense of style? A “plate”ful of elegance!
70. How did the Israelites stay entertained during the Exodus? They played “Pass-over the time” games!
71. Why did the matzah take a break from the Seder? It needed some “resting” time!
72. What’s the matzah’s favorite exercise equipment? The “rolling” pin!
73. Why did the Israelites hire a personal trainer during the Exodus? They wanted to “work-out” their freedom!
74. What did the Seder guests say to the wine bottle? “You really know how to ‘pour’ it on!”
75. How did the Israelites stay cool during the Exodus? They had a “desert” fan club!
76. Why was the matzah so good at math? It knew how to “count” its blessings!
77. What’s the best way to eat matzah? By taking it with a “grain” of salt!
78. How did the Seder guests capture their memories? They had a “snap”-over camera!
79. What do you call a Seder with amazing decorations? An “eggs-traordinary” celebration!
80. How did the Israelites keep track of time during the Exodus? They used a “he-brew” calendar!
81. Why did the matzah go on a diet? It wanted to be “thin-spired”!
82. What’s a matzah’s favorite dance move? The “cracker” shuffle!
83. How did the Israelites keep their spirits up during the Exodus? They had a “passion” for freedom!
84. Why did the Seder guests bring a map? They didn’t want to get “lost” in the flavors!
85. How did the Israelites make bread on-the-go during the Exodus? They had “wandering” dough!
86. What do you call a Seder with a surprise guest? An “unleavened” gathering!
87. Why did the matzah feel confident at the Seder? It knew it had a “lot at stake”!
88. How did the Israelites navigate through the desert during the Exodus? They had “sand”-written directions!
89. What do you call a Seder with a touch of magic? A “presto”-ver!
90. How did the matzah get a standing ovation at the Seder? It knew how to “rise” to the occasion!
91. Why did the Seder guests bring a camera? They wanted to capture the “memories” of the night!
92. What’s a matzah’s favorite bedtime story? “The Crusty Little Loaf”!

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Conclusion

Passover is a time to celebrate freedom, cherish traditions, and create joyful memories with loved ones. Injecting humor and laughter into the Seder table can make the experience even more enjoyable. 

These Passover jokes are designed to bring smiles and laughter to your family and friends as you gather to commemorate this special occasion. May your Passover be filled with joy, laughter, and meaningful connections!

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