30+ Hilarious Jokes About Ugly People

Introduction

Humor has a unique power to bring people together, even when it touches on sensitive topics. 

In this collection, we’ve gathered some light-hearted jokes about appearance, specifically aimed at poking fun at the concept of being “ugly.” Remember, laughter is the best medicine, and these jokes are all in good fun.

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Jokes On Ugly People

1. “Did you hear about the ugly guy who got a job as a scarecrow? He was outstanding in his field!”
2. “Why did the ugly man always carry a ruler? To measure his face value!”
3. “What did one ugly person say to the other? ‘We should start a club.’ ‘But who would want to join?’ ‘Exactly!'”
4. “Why was the mirror unhappy? Because it kept reflecting ugly people!”
5. “What’s the difference between a good-looking person and an ugly one at a party? The good-looking one gets invited; the ugly one gets to be the life of the party!”
6. “Why don’t ugly people play hide and seek? Because good looks always find them!”
7. “Why did the ugly woman become an astronaut? She heard there were no mirrors in space!”
8. “Why did the ugly man become a comedian? He figured he might as well make people laugh since he made them scream!”
9. “What do you call a really ugly dinosaur? An eyesore-us!”
10. “Why did the ugly person become a lawyer? They heard the jury’s always out!”
11. “How do you know if someone’s ugly and a terrible cook? Their food’s so bad even the flies won’t land on it!”
12. “Why did the ugly girl sit in the corner at the dance? Because she heard that beauty is in the eye of the beer holder!”
13. “Why don’t ugly people go on blind dates? Because they can’t take the disappointment!”
14. “Why did the ugly man buy a car with tinted windows? So people wouldn’t see him driving!”
15. “What do you call an ugly potato? A common tater!”
16. “Why did the ugly guy become a banker? He heard they deal with other people’s looks all day!”
17. “What did the ugly duckling say when it grew up? ‘Quack, quack, thank you for not looking!'”
18. “Why was the ugly person’s photo rejected by the DMV? It was deemed too terrifying for identification!”
19. “Why did the ugly person get a tattoo of a smiley face on their stomach? So there would be at least one smiling thing in their life!”
20. “What did the ugly person say to the mirror? ‘Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who’s the ugliest of them all?’ And the mirror cracked!”
21. “Why did the ugly person get invited to the Halloween party? They didn’t need a costume!”
22. “Why did the ugly person go to therapy? To learn to love the person they see in the mirror, even if it breaks!”
23. “Why did the ugly person become a lifeguard? Because they’re used to people avoiding them like the plague!”
24. “Why did the ugly person start a garden? They wanted to grow some self-esteem!”
25. “Why did the ugly person get plastic surgery? To improve their selfie-esteem!”
26. “What did the ugly person’s mom say when they asked if they were beautiful? ‘Well, you’ve got a face only a mother could love!'”
27. “Why don’t ugly people ever get lost? Because even GPS says, ‘You have reached your destination, please turn around!'”
28. “Why did the ugly person become a pilot? They heard people only look up to them when they’re in the sky!”
29. “Why did the ugly person join a band? They heard music has the power to make people close their eyes!”
30. “What do you call a room full of ugly people? A hide and seek tournament – because good looks always win!”
31. “Why did the ugly person go to art school? To learn how to draw attention away from their face!”
32. “What did the ugly person say when they looked in the mirror? ‘Wow, even reflections need beauty sleep!'”
33. “Why did the ugly person become a chef? They heard that beauty is only skin deep, but dinner goes straight to the heart!”
34. “Why did the ugly person become a locksmith? They were used to dealing with locks that didn’t want to be opened!”
35. “What did the ugly person’s therapist say? ‘Your face may not be a masterpiece, but your personality is a work of art!'”
36. “Why did the ugly person become a firefighter? They heard they’d finally get to wear a mask!”
37. “What did the ugly person say when they walked into a bar? ‘Ouch, I just bumped into your standards!'”
38. “Why did the ugly person become a window cleaner? To give people on the other side something else to look at!”
39. “Why did the ugly person become a gardener? They heard that plants don’t judge based on appearances!”
40. “What did the ugly person say when asked about their love life? ‘I’m still waiting for my ship to come in… or at least someone willing to throw me a lifebuoy!'”

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Funny Jokes On Ugly People

41. “Why did the ugly person become a baker? They wanted to prove that even the ugliest dough can rise to greatness!”
42. “What did the ugly person say when they looked in the mirror? ‘Is this thing on?'”
43. “Why did the ugly person become a detective? They were used to investigating missing persons!”
44. “What did the ugly person’s mom say when they asked if they were adopted? ‘I would have returned you if I could!'”
45. “Why did the ugly person become a magician? They heard that sleight of hand could distract from sight of face!“
46. “What did the ugly person say when they got a compliment? ‘Stop making fun of me!'”
47. “Why did the ugly person become a taxi driver? They heard it was a job where looks didn’t matter, just the fare!”
48. “What did the ugly person say when asked if they believed in love at first sight? ‘No, but I believe in second, third, and fourth drinks!'”
49. “Why did the ugly person become a stand-up comedian? They were used to standing out – for all the wrong reasons!”
50. “What did the ugly person say when asked if they were single? ‘I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged!'”
51. “Why did the ugly person become a DJ? They heard music was the only thing that could cover their face!”
52. “What did the ugly person say when they saw their high school reunion invitation? ‘Finally, a chance to show them how low I’ve sunk!'”
53. “Why did the ugly person become a mime? They figured if they couldn’t say anything nice, they might as well not say anything at all!”
54. “What did the ugly person say when they went skydiving? ‘At least I know the parachute won’t refuse to open out of pity!’“
55. “Why did the ugly person become a motivational speaker? They wanted to prove that confidence is more attractive than looks!”
56. “What did the ugly person say when they tried to apply for a job as a model? ‘I may not be model material, but I’m definitely role model material!'”
57. “Why did the ugly person become a fortune teller? They heard people didn’t mind if the future looked bleak as long as they didn’t!”
58. “What did the ugly person say when they got asked out on a date? ‘Are you sure you’re not lost? This isn’t the charity ball!'”
59. “Why did the ugly person become a comedian? They heard laughter was the best cosmetic!”
60. “What did the ugly person say when asked if they had any siblings? ‘No, I’m the result of an only child experiment gone horribly wrong!'”
61. “Why did the ugly person become a ventriloquist? So they could finally have someone else to blame for their looks!”
62. “What did the ugly person say when they tried to join a beauty contest? ‘I’m here to crash the party!'”
63. “Why did the ugly person become a sculptor? They figured if they couldn’t change their face, they could at least mold some clay!”
64. “What did the ugly person say when they heard about a face lift? ‘Why bother? My face is already at its peak!'”
65. “Why did the ugly person become a locksmith? They heard they could make a living picking locks, but not hearts!”
66. “What did the ugly person say when they looked in the mirror? ‘Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all? Definitely not me!'”
67. “Why did the ugly person become a fisherman? They heard that beauty is in the eye of the sea bass!”
68. “What did the ugly person say when asked about their love life? ‘I’m like a rare Pokemon – single, elusive, and nobody wants to catch me!'”
69. “Why did the ugly person become a comedian? They figured if they couldn’t be the belle of the ball, they could at least be the butt of the joke!”
70. “What did the ugly person say when they tried to apply for a job as a clown? ‘Sorry, we’re looking for someone with a more natural look!'”
71. “Why did the ugly person become a lifeguard? They heard that drowning in their eyes was the safest option!”
72. “What did the ugly person say when they tried to join a band? ‘I may not be a rock star, but I’m definitely a stone-cold fox!'”
73. “Why did the ugly person become a taxi driver? They heard that driving with the windows down was the only way to get some fresh air!”
74. “What did the ugly person say when asked if they were photogenic? ‘I’m more like a photo-negative – the more you develop me, the worse I look!'”
75. “Why did the ugly person become a comedian? They figured if they couldn’t be a work of art, they could at least be a walking punchline!”
76. “What did the ugly person say when they tried to apply for a job as a model? ‘I may not be cover material, but I’m definitely page-turner material!'”
77. “Why did the ugly person become a plumber? They heard that beauty is only pipe-deep!”
78. “What did the ugly person say when they tried to join a dance troupe? ‘I may not be graceful, but I’ve got moves like a broken record!'”
79. “Why did the ugly person become a therapist? They figured if they couldn’t fix their own face, they could at least help others fix their problems!”
80. “What did the ugly person say when they tried to join a circus? ‘Sorry, we’re not looking for any more freaks of nature!'”

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Humorous Jokes On Ugly People

81. “Why did the ugly person become a motivational speaker? They heard that confidence was the key to hiding insecurities!”
82. “What did the ugly person say when they tried to become a magician? ‘Abracadabra, alakazam – even magic can’t make me look glam!'”
83. “Why did the ugly person become a gardener? They heard that beauty blooms from within the soil!”
84. “What did the ugly person say when they tried to join a sports team? ‘I may not be MVP material, but I’m definitely MVP – Most Visible Player!'”
85. “Why did the ugly person become a musician? They figured if they couldn’t be a sight for sore eyes, they could at least be a sound for sore ears!”
86. “What did the ugly person say when they tried to apply for a job as a flight attendant? ‘I may not be runway ready, but I’m definitely runway runaway!'”
87. “Why did the ugly person become a magician? They heard that sleight of hand was the only way to distract from the sight of their face!”
88. “What did the ugly person say when they tried to become a chef? ‘I may not be a master chef, but I’m definitely a master of disguise!'”
89. “Why did the ugly person become a comedian? They figured if they couldn’t be the apple of someone’s eye, they could at least be the banana peel!”
90. “What did the ugly person say when they tried to join a choir? ‘I may not have the voice of an angel, but I’ve got the face of a saint – Saint Bernard, that is!'”
91. “Why did the ugly person become a baker? They heard that kneading dough was the only way to work out their facial muscles!”
92. “What did the ugly person say when they tried to join a choir? ‘I may not have the voice of an angel, but I’ve got the halo – it’s just a bit lopsided!'”
93. “Why did the ugly person become a zookeeper? They heard that even the animals would feel better about themselves after seeing them!”
94. “What did the ugly person say when they tried to join a book club? ‘I may not have a pretty face, but I’ve got a library card – and that’s just as good!'”
95. “Why did the ugly person become a scientist? They heard that beauty was only skin deep, but knowledge went all the way to the bone!”
96. “What did the ugly person say when they tried to join a dance class? ‘I may not have the moves, but I’ve got the groove – it’s just hidden under layers of awkward!'”
97. “Why did the ugly person become a lifeguard? They figured if they couldn’t save their looks, they could at least save lives!”
98. “What did the ugly person say when they tried to join a theater troupe? ‘I may not be leading lady material, but I’m definitely character actress material – emphasis on the ‘character’!'”
99. “Why did the ugly person become a pilot? They heard that flying high was the only way to escape their own reflection!”
100. “What did the ugly person say when they tried to join a cooking class? ‘I may not be a culinary expert, but I’ve got a face that could curdle milk – does that count?'”
101. “Why did the ugly person become a detective? They figured if they couldn’t solve the mystery of their own appearance, they could at least solve other people’s problems!”
102. “What did the ugly person say when they tried to join a sports team? ‘I may not be MVP material, but I’ve got spirit – it’s just a bit dimmed!'”
103. “Why did the ugly person become a tailor? They heard that if you can’t change your face, you might as well change your clothes!”
104. “What did the ugly person say when they tried to join a hiking group? ‘I may not have mountain-climbing looks, but I’ve got the determination – and maybe a little extra padding!'”
105. “Why did the ugly person become a comedian? They heard that laughter was the best camouflage!”
106. “What did the ugly person say when they tried to join a band? ‘I may not have rockstar looks, but I’ve got rock-solid determination – and maybe a tambourine!'”
107. “Why did the ugly person become a writer? They heard that beauty was in the eye of the beholder, and they wanted to write their own narrative!”
108. “What did the ugly person say when they tried to join a photography club? ‘I may not have a photogenic face, but I’ve got an eye for the camera – it’s just a bit nearsighted!'”
109. “Why did the ugly person become a therapist? They figured if they couldn’t change their own mind, they could at least help others change theirs!”
110. “What did the ugly person say when they tried to join a hiking club? ‘I may not have mountain-climbing looks, but I’ve got the gear – and maybe a few extra snacks!'”

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Conclusion

These jokes about appearance are meant to be taken with a grain of salt and a healthy dose of laughter. 

Remember, beauty is subjective, and what truly matters is what lies within. So, let’s keep the humor light and the smiles bright!

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