57+ Long Jokes for Kids that’ll Keep Them Laughing!

Introduction

Laughter is a universal language, and kids are fluent speakers! Get ready for a hearty dose of giggles as we present a collection of long jokes specially crafted to entertain and amuse the young ones. 

From playful puns to whimsical tales, these jokes are sure to spark joy and keep the fun going.

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Long Jokes For Kids

1. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired from all the jokes!
2. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
3. What did one plate say to another? Tonight, dinner’s on me!
4. Why did the scarecrow become a successful motivational speaker? Because he was outstanding in his field!
5. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
6. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
7. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
8. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
9. What did one hat say to the other? Stay here; I’m going on ahead!
10. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well.
11. What’s brown and sticky? A stick!
12. Why don’t eggs tell each other secrets? Because they might crack up!
13. How does a snowman get around? By riding an “icicle”!
14. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
15. Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many bytes of emotional baggage.
16. What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner.”
17. How does a penguin make pancakes? With its flipper-doodle!
18. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
19. Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter!
20. Why did the tomato turn to the mushroom for advice? It needed someone with a bit more cap-sperience.
21. What do you call a fish wearing a crown? A kingfish!
22. Why did the chicken go to space? To visit the egg-straterrestrial!
23. How does a snowman keep his pants up? With an icy belt!
24. Why did the bicycle fall over again? It was two-tired from all the uphill jokes!
25. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
26. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
27. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
28. Why don’t skeletons fight in the army? They don’t have the guts or the stomach for it!
29. What did the big flower say to the little flower? “Hi, bud!”
30. How do you organize a space party again? You planet once more!

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Funny Long Jokes For Kids

31. What do you call a bear with no teeth for the second time? Still a gummy bear!
32. Why did the math book start talking? It had too many story problems!
33. What did the ocean say to the beach? Thanks for all the waves!
34. Why did the broom go to therapy? It had too many sweepings to deal with.
35. What did one hat say to the other after all? “I think I’ll stay; you’re ahead of the game!”
36. Why did the banana go back to the doctor? It was feeling a little green.
37. What’s brown and sticky once more? That stubborn stick!
38. Why don’t secrets tell each other other secrets once again? They might still crack up!
39. How does a snowman get around after all? By riding an “icicle” with style!
40. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot once more? Still a carrot!
41. Why did the computer go to therapy again? Too many emotional bytes were haunting it.
42. What did one wall say to the other in the end? “I’ll meet you at the corner, and this time, I won’t lean!”
43. How does a penguin make pancakes once more? With its flipper-doodle expertise!
44. What do you call a pile of cats once more? Still a meowtain!
45. Why did the sun go to school again? To shine a bit brighter in the end!
46. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit once more? Still a blood orange!
47. Why did the tomato turn to the mushroom for advice again? Needed more cap-sperience!
48. How do you catch a squirrel again? Climb a tree and act like a nut one more time!
49. What do you call a fish wearing a crown once more? Still a kingfish!
50. Why did the chicken go to space once more? Still wanted to visit the egg-straterrestrial!
51. How does a snowman keep his pants up once more? With an icy belt that never melts!
52. Why did the bicycle fall over for the third time? Still tired from all those uphill jokes!
53. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary once more? A thesaurus who loves to roar with words!
54. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
55. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
56. Why did the bicycle fall over when it heard a long joke? Because it was two-tired of standing up!
57. What did the pencil say to the paper during the lengthy joke session? “You’re write, this is getting sketchy!”
58. Why don’t scientists trust atoms with long jokes? Because they make up everything… and it takes forever!
59. What did the traffic light say to the car telling a long joke? “Don’t drag this out, just keep it green and go!”
60. Why did the teddy bear bring a stopwatch to the comedy show? It wanted to see if the jokes were un-bear-ably long!

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Conclusion

Laughter is a fantastic way to brighten a child’s day, and these long jokes are designed to do just that. 

Share these playful quips with the kids in your life and watch as smiles and laughter fill the room!

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