Ricky Gervais Oscar Roast: 53+ Jokes That Stole the Show

Introduction

When it comes to delivering sharp-witted humor, Ricky Gervais is a maestro. His Oscar appearances have become legendary for the way he fearlessly roasts Hollywood and brings the audience to tears of laughter. 

In this collection, we present 53+ one liners from Ricky’s Oscar gigs that left everyone in stitches.

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Ricky Gervais Oscar Jokes

1. Why did Ricky Gervais bring a ladder to the Oscars? To reach the height of Hollywood’s egos!
2. What did Ricky say to the red carpet? “I’ve seen more exciting things in my cat’s litter box.”
3. Why did Ricky call the Oscars a family-friendly event? “Because your family is watching at home, and they’re the only ones.”
4. What did Ricky say about the Oscar statue? “It’s the closest most actors will get to holding their career.”
5. Why did Ricky compare Hollywood to a high school? “Full of drama, cliques, and everyone desperately trying to be popular.”
6. What did Ricky say to the audience about long acceptance speeches? “If you win tonight, remember to thank your agent and then [expletive] off!”
7. Why did Ricky call the Oscars a bit like jury duty? “You do it if you can’t get out of it.”
8. What did Ricky say about celebrities and political opinions? “You’re in no position to lecture the public about anything.”
9. Why did Ricky claim to be afraid of the celebrities? “I’ve got to be nice because I know all the big actors. They’re better actors when they’re mad at you.”
10. What did Ricky say to the nominees about losing? “Remember, no one cares about that award as much as you do.”
11. Why did Ricky compare Hollywood sequels to bad plastic surgery? “They’re expensive, unnecessary, and the results are horrifying.”
12. What did Ricky say about the diversity in Hollywood films? “Many talented people of color were snubbed in major categories. But at least we got to see one incredibly diverse category: Best Animated Feature.”
13. Why did Ricky call the Oscars a “James Corden appreciation party”? “We need to fill the seats somehow.”
14. What did Ricky say about Leonardo DiCaprio’s dating life? “Even Prince Andrew is like, ‘Come on, Leo, mate. You’re nearly 50.'”
15. Why did Ricky claim to be unimpressed by Hollywood parties? “I went to one, and the only person I recognized was the cleaner.”
16. What did Ricky say about the lavish gift bags at the Oscars? “It’s a bag of stuff that’s worth more than most people make in a year. It’s like, ‘Congratulations, you’re rich.'”
17. Why did Ricky compare Hollywood actors to regular people? “Actors are just ordinary people with a perfect face. Take Hugh Jackman, for example.”
18. What did Ricky say about the Oscars being live? “Remember, they’re just jokes. We’re all gonna die soon, and there’s no sequel.”
19. Why did Ricky call the Oscars a “night of partying and heavy drinking”? “Or as Charlie Sheen calls it, breakfast.”
20. What did Ricky say about the actors’ political speeches? “Apple roared into the TV game with ‘The Morning Show,’ a superb drama about the importance of dignity and doing the right thing—made by a company that runs sweatshops in China.”
21. Why did Ricky call himself a “rookie” at the Oscars? “This is my fifth time, so I know what I’m doing. Hosting the Oscars is like making love to a woman: It’s something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town.”
22. What did Ricky say to the Oscar winners about the after-parties? “Remember, there is no such thing as a free lunch. But there is such a thing as a free [expletive] drink.”
23. Why did Ricky comment on the Oscars being a bit “woke”? “I came here in a limo tonight, and the license plate was made by Felicity Huffman.”
24. What did Ricky say about the nominated films? “Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, nearly three hours long. Leonardo DiCaprio attended the premiere, and by the end, his date was too old for him.”
25. Why did Ricky compare the Oscars to a marathon? “Let’s have a laugh at your expense before the inevitable Twitter mob comes after me.”
26. Why did Ricky Gervais bring a map to the Oscars? “To navigate through the sea of actors pretending they’re humble.”
27. What did Ricky say about Hollywood’s obsession with reboots? “I heard they’re remaking ‘Titanic’ with a happier ending. Leo gets a lifeboat, and Kate gets Wi-Fi.”
28. Why did Ricky compare the Oscars to a wildlife documentary? “It’s like watching majestic creatures in their natural habitat—pretending to be humble.”
29. What did Ricky say about Hollywood friendships? “In Hollywood, friends are like good scripts: hard to find.”
30. Why did Ricky comment on actors’ diets at the Oscars? “I asked a Hollywood star about their diet, and they said, ‘I only eat what I can pronounce.’ So, it’s mainly vowels and a few silent consonants.”

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31. What did Ricky say about Hollywood’s love for technology? “They’re so obsessed with cutting-edge technology that half the audience thinks CGI stands for ‘Can’t Get It.'”
32. Why did Ricky call Hollywood parties ‘organized chaos’? “It’s like a zoo—gorgeous animals in captivity, and everyone hopes the lion (director) doesn’t eat them.”
33. What did Ricky say about Hollywood’s obsession with youth? “Hollywood loves young talent. They say, ‘Keep the talent young, and the contracts even younger.'”
34. Why did Ricky mention the Oscars during flu season? “The only place where ‘La La Land’ is a contagious disease.”
35. What did Ricky say about Hollywood’s love for trilogies? “They’re so into trilogies that if a film is successful, they’ll make two more even if the story ended with ‘The End.'”
36. Why did Ricky joke about Hollywood rivalries? “Actors have rivalries like siblings. They pretend to hate each other but secretly want to be in each other’s wills.”
37. What did Ricky say about Hollywood’s fascination with superheroes? “They love superheroes. Probably because it’s the only job where you can wear underwear on the outside and still get the girl.”
38. Why did Ricky comment on Hollywood’s love for self-praise? “If Hollywood made a film about Hollywood, it would win every award. And probably a Nobel Prize.”
39. What did Ricky say about Hollywood gossip? “Hollywood gossip spreads faster than a superhero’s cape, and it’s just as dramatic.”
40. Why did Ricky compare Hollywood auditions to reality shows? “Auditions are like ‘Survivor.’ Everyone’s trying not to get voted off the island (casting call).”
41. What did Ricky say about Hollywood’s obsession with franchises? “They love franchises so much that soon we’ll have ‘Fast & Furious: The Musical.’ Vin Diesel hitting high notes at 100 mph.”
42. Why did Ricky mention Hollywood’s love for biopics? “They make biopics about everyone, even the guy who brought coffee to the guy who made the coffee for the star of the biopic.”
43. What did Ricky say about Hollywood’s red carpet interviews? “They’re so rehearsed that if an actor accidentally tells the truth, they consider it a wardrobe malfunction.”
44. Why did Ricky joke about Hollywood awards being doorstops? “They win so many awards that the only practical use is to prop open the doors of their mansions.”
45. What did Ricky say about Hollywood’s obsession with method acting? “They’re so into method acting that if someone plays a mime, they won’t shut up about it.”
46. Why did Ricky mention Hollywood’s fascination with exotic locations? “They love shooting in exotic locations. Because nothing says ‘real life’ like a billionaire solving crimes in Bora Bora.”
47. What did Ricky say about Hollywood romances? “Hollywood romances are like blockbuster films—high budget, lots of drama, and they usually end with a sequel.”
48. Why did Ricky joke about Hollywood parties having a dress code? “The dress code is simple: wear something worth more than most people’s houses.”
49. What did Ricky say about Hollywood’s obsession with beauty? “They’re so obsessed with beauty that if a film isn’t visually stunning, they call it a ‘character study.'”
50. Why did Ricky comment on Hollywood’s love for long speeches? “Their speeches are so long that by the end, even the orchestra is on its fifth cup of coffee.”
51. Why did Ricky Gervais say Hollywood parties are like school reunions? “You see people you pretend to like, and it’s all over social media the next day.”
52. What did Ricky say about Hollywood’s obsession with sequels? “They love sequels so much that even their apologies have Part 2 and a post-credits scene.”
53. Why did Ricky joke about Hollywood actors and social media? “They’re so active on social media that they could turn a ‘like’ button into an Oscar category.”
54. What did Ricky say about Hollywood’s fascination with space movies? “They love space movies because it’s the only place where box office numbers are infinite.”
55. Why did Ricky comment on Hollywood’s award acceptance speeches? “Their speeches are so rehearsed that even their tears have a script.”

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Conclusion

Ricky Gervais has left an indelible mark on the Oscars with his unapologetic and fearless humor. 

These one liners not only showcase his comedic brilliance but also serve as a reminder that laughter can be the best part of any award show.

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