Introduction
Welcome to our udderly amusing collection of cow knock knock jokes! If you’re in the mood for some farmyard fun and want to milk every laugh out of your audience, you’ve come to the right place.
These jokes are sure to make you chuckle and provide a MOO-velous time for everyone. So, let’s dive into the world of bovine humor and get those funny bones MOO-ving!
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1. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Moo.
Moo who?
Moo’ve got to be kidding me!
2. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cowmoo-flage, I didn’t recognize you!
3. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Daisy.
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin’, they hatin’…
4. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter open up; it’s cold out here!
5. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Milk.
Milk who?
Milk-ious pleasure to meet you!
6. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Herd.
Herd who?
Herd you were looking for a good laugh!
7. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, silly, cows go “moo”!
8. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Angus.
Angus who?
Angus all by myself!
9. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Bessie.
Bessie who?
Bessie not tell you the punchline!
10. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Heifer.
Heifer who?
Heifer you laugh, the better!
11. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Mooch.
Mooch who?
Mooch ado about nothing!
12. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Milkshake.
Milkshake who?
Milkshake a leg and let’s dance!
13. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Moo-tiful.
Moo-tiful who?
You’re moo-tiful inside and out!
14. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Moo-stache.
Moo-stache who?
I mustache you to move over!
15. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Bell.
Bell who?
Bell you can’t guess who’s at the door!
16. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Beef.
Beef who?
Beef-ore you know it, you’ll be laughing!
17. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Cattle.
Cattle who?
Cattle-ly find some more jokes!
18. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Farmer.
Farmer who?
Farmer not, here I come!
19. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Cowabunga.
Cowabunga who?
Cowabunga dude, let’s party!
20. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Daisy.
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin’, they hatin’…
21. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Angus.
Angus who?
Angus-ther knock knock joke!
22. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Cud.
Cud who?
Cud you please open the door?
23. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Moolah.
Moolah who?
Moolah-lah-lah!
24. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Steak.
Steak who?
Steak my hand; I’m pleased to meet you!
25. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Udder.
Udder who?
Udderly amazing how many cow jokes there are!
26. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Bull.
Bull who?
Bull-ieve me, this joke will be udderly hilarious!
27. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Hay.
Hay who?
Hay there, how’s it mooin’?
28. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Roast.
Roast who?
Roast-fully funny, isn’t it?
29. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Moosic.
Moosic who?
Moosic make me happy!
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30. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Muffin.
Muffin who?
Muffin to see here, just a cow with a sense of humor!
31. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Hayley.
Hayley who?
Hayley-cow, we’ve got a lot of jokes to tell!
32. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Dairy.
Dairy who?
Dairy-lly missed telling cow jokes!
33. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Bullion.
Bullion who?
Bullion cows in the pasture!
34. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Mozzarella.
Mozzarella who?
Mozzarella parmesan to get this joke!
35. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Moo-dini.
Moo-dini who?
Moo-dini, the escape artist cow!
36. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Herd it.
Herd it who?
Herd it’s your birthday; mooo-tastic!
37. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Cud you.
Cud you who?
Cud you open the door? It’s cold out here!
38. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Moo-dy.
Moo-dy who?
Moo-dy the grass, it’s delicious!
39. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Cowlick.
Cowlick who?
Cowlick at these jokes; they’re hilarious!
40. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Beef stew.
Beef stew who?
Beef stew-ppin’ by for some laughs!
41. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Udderly.
Udderly who?
Udderly fantastic jokes ahead!
42. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Cow-pie.
Cow-pie who?
Cow-pie the slice of cake, please!
43. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Bull-dozer.
Bull-dozer who?
Bull-dozer silly jokes make me laugh!
44. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Moo-lan.
Moo-lan who?
Moo-lan Rouge, the cow edition!
45. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Munch.
Munch who?
Munch better now; you’re here!
46. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Cow-bell.
Cow-bell who?
Cow-bell ring for more jokes!
47. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Milkman.
Milkman who?
Milkman, I didn’t order any jokes!
48. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Cow-lendar.
Cow-lendar who?
Cow-lendar days until more jokes!
49. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Beefy.
Beefy who?
Beefy sure these jokes are funny!
50. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Bullfrog.
Bullfrog who?
Bullfrog, it’s getting crowded in here!
51. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Moomin.
Moomin who?
Moomin to see you laugh!
52. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Pasture.
Pasture who?
Pasture bedtime; let’s tell more jokes!
53. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Heifer-nutter.
Heifer-nutter who?
Heifer-nutter round of jokes for everyone!
54. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Cow-grrr.
Cow-grrr who?
Cow-grrr-ats on being so funny!
55. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Bovine.
Bovine who?
Bovine the best audience!
56. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Mooligan.
Mooligan who?
Mooligan to tell more jokes!
57. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Cowpokes.
Cowpokes who?
Cowpokes your head in for another laugh!
58. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Grazing.
Grazing who?
Grazing the roof with laughter!
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59. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Cow-medy.
Cow-medy who?
Cow-medy to brighten your day!
60. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Daisy.
Daisy who?
Daisy a good time for cow jokes!
61. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Moo-torcycle.
Moo-torcycle who?
Moo-torcycle revs up for more jokes!
62. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Cow-a-bunga.
Cow-a-bunga who?
Cow-a-bunga, dude, these jokes are rad!
63. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Cow-sin.
Cow-sin who?
Cow-sin trouble if you don’t laugh!
64. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Grass.
Grass who?
Grass your hands; these jokes are hilarious!
65. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Cow-abunga.
Cow-abunga who?
Cow-abunga, surf’s up for more jokes!
66. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Cud-muffin.
Cud-muffin who?
Cud-muffin more jokes, please!
67. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Cowpaccino.
Cowpaccino who?
Cowpaccino more cow jokes, please!
68. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Moo-cow.
Moo-cow who?
Moo-cow-nt yourself lucky for these jokes!
69. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Cow-nut.
Cow-nut who?
Cow-nut get enough of these jokes!
70. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Beefalo.
Beefalo who?
Beefalo of laughs in store!
71. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Cow-fee.
Cow-fee who?
Cow-fee and jokes, the perfect combo!
72. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Cow-stume.
Cow-stume who?
Cow-stume party with jokes!
73. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Moo-lissa.
Moo-lissa who?
Moo-lissa lot of jokes here!
74. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Cow-bellini.
Cow-bellini who?
Cow-bellini the laughter!
75. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Bull-etin.
Bull-etin who?
Bull-etin your laughter is appreciated!
76. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Steakhouse.
Steakhouse who?
Steakhouse up for more humor!
77. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Moo-lan.
Moo-lan who?
Moo-lan the laughs for you!
78. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Udderwear.
Udderwear who?
Udderwear this joke is going!
79. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Cow-abunga.
Cow-abunga who?
Cow-abunga, let’s ride the wave of jokes!
80. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Cow-ral.
Cow-ral who?
Cow-ral up some more laughs!
81. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Milky Way.
Milky Way who?
Milky Way for more cow humor!
82. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Bull-icious.
Bull-icious who?
Bull-iciously funny jokes, of course!
83. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Cow-fee beans.
Cow-fee beans who?
Cow-fee beans spilling more jokes!
84. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Moo-lah.
Moo-lah who?
Moo-lah for more jokes, please!
85. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Cow-pilot.
Cow-pilot who?
Cow-pilot jokes for a smooth ride!
86. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Cow-horn.
Cow-horn who?
Cow-horn this joke up for laughs!
87. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Cow-lendar.
Cow-lendar who?
Cow-lendar your days with humor!
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88. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Cow-puccino.
Cow-puccino who?
Cow-puccino up more jokes!
89. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Moo-seum.
Moo-seum who?
Moo-seum of jokes for you!
90. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Cow-nadian.
Cow-nadian who?
Cow-nadian cow jokes, eh?
91. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Cow-licious.
Cow-licious who?
Cow-licious laughter ahead!
92. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Moo-shroom.
Moo-shroom who?
Moo-shroom for more jokes!
93. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow-ffee.
Cow-ffee who?
Cow-ffee and jokes, the perfect blend!
94. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Beef stew.
Beef stew who?
Beef stew-rrific jokes ahead!
95. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Mooney.
Mooney who?
Mooney well spent on laughter!
96. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Moo-lan.
Moo-lan who?
Moo-lan the jokes, one after another!
97. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Cow-pie.
Cow-pie who?
Cow-pie your favorite jokes!
98. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Moo-tivation.
Moo-tivation who?
Moo-tivation to keep laughing!
99. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Cow-ncert.
Cow-ncert who?
Cow-ncert of laughter!
100. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Moo-ving.
Moo-ving who?
Moo-ving on to the next joke!
101. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Cow-kie.
Cow-kie who?
Cow-kie up another joke!
102. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Cow-er.
Cow-er who?
Cow-er up, here comes another joke!
103. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Cow-chop.
Cow-chop who?
Cow-chop another laugh!
104. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Cow-pilot.
Cow-pilot who?
Cow-pilot for more jokes!
105. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Moo-dy.
Moo-dy who?
Moo-dy for some laughter!
106. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Cow-ffee break.
Cow-ffee break who?
Cow-ffee break for jokes!
107. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Bull-dozer.
Bull-dozer who?
Bull-dozer funny jokes coming through!
108. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Moomin.
Moomin who?
Moomin to laugh about!
109. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Cow-lick.
Cow-lick who?
Cow-lick at these jokes!
110. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Cow-nut.
Cow-nut who?
Cow-nut get enough of these jokes!
111. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Cow-ter.
Cow-ter who?
Cow-ter-ally can’t stop with the cow jokes!
112. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Cud-dly.
Cud-dly who?
Cud-dly up with these jokes!
113. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Moo-lah.
Moo-lah who?
Moo-lah for more cow humor!
114. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Moo-torcycle.
Moo-torcycle who?
Moo-torcycle revving up for more jokes!
115. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Cow-a-bunga.
Cow-a-bunga who?
Cow-a-bunga, dude, more jokes to come!
116. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Cow-sin.
Cow-sin who?
Cow-sin trouble if you don’t laugh!
117. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Grass.
Grass who?
Grass your hands; these jokes are hilarious!
118. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Cow-abunga.
Cow-abunga who?
Cow-abunga, let’s ride the wave of jokes!
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Conclusion
We hope you’ve had a MOO-tastic time exploring our collection of cow knock knock jokes. Laughter is a universal language, and these jokes are sure to bring smiles to faces of all ages.
Whether you’re using them to brighten a party or just for a good laugh, remember, there’s always room for more cow humor in your life. So, go ahead, share the laughter, and spread the joy with these udderly hilarious jokes!
FAQs
What’s the best way to tell a cow knock knock joke?
Start with a hearty “Knock, knock” and let the laughter flow when you say “Cow who?”
Can I use these jokes in a cow-themed party?
Absolutely! These jokes are perfect for cow-themed events, parties, or just to entertain friends and family.
How can I remember all these jokes?
Take it one joke at a time, practice, and soon you’ll have a MOO-tastic collection at your fingertips.
Do these jokes work for kids and adults?
Yes, they are suitable for all ages, ensuring laughter no matter who’s in the audience.
