79+ Bicycle Jokes: Puns & One-Liners | Best Bike Comedy

Introduction

Welcome to our collection of bicycle jokes that are sure to tickle your funny bone and get your wheels turning with laughter. Whether you’re an avid cyclist or just someone who enjoys a good laugh, these jokes are perfect for all. 

From puns to one-liners, we’ve gathered 79+ hilarious bike-related jokes that are bound to make you smile. So, hop on your imaginary bike, and let’s take a ride through the world of bike comedy!

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Bicycle Humor

1. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
2. How do you fix a broken bicycle? With a “spoke” wrench!
3. What do you call a bicycle that’s been left out in the rain? A “rust cycle”!
4. What did the bicycle say to the skateboard? “Hey, two-wheelers rule!”
5. Why did the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired to sit down!
6. Why was the bicycle so good at making decisions? It had a great “handle” on things!
7. How do you make a bicycle sound like a dog? Add a little “bark” to the wheels!
8. What do you call a bicycle’s parent? “Bike-ological.”
9. Why did the bicycle fall over during the race? It was “tired” of winning!
10. What’s a cyclist’s favorite type of music? “Spoke” and roll!
11. Why do bicycles fall over when they’re tired? They’re pedaling too hard!
12. What did the bicycle say when it got a flat tire? “Oh, tube-er disaster!”
13. Why did the bicycle refuse to go on a diet? It wanted to stay “wheel-y” healthy!
14. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little “boogie” in its spokes!
15. What do you get when you cross a bicycle and a flower? “Pedals”!
16. What do you call a bicycle with an attitude? A “cycle”-path!
17. What do you get when you mix a cyclist with a vampire? A “bike” bite!
18. Why was the bicycle so good at storytelling? It had a “gripping” tale to tell!
19. Why did the bicycle keep falling down? Because it was “tire-d” of standing!
20. What did the bicycle say when it won the race? “I’m wheely happy!”
21. Why did the bicycle take a nap during the ride? It was “tyred”!
22. What do you call a bicycle that’s always late? A “delayed-geared” bike!
23. Why did the bicycle go to therapy? It had too many “issues”!
24. What do you call a bicycle that’s been painted green? Eco-friendly transportation!
25. How does a bicycle stand up by itself? It’s two-tired to lie down!
26. Why do bicycles always seem so calm? Because they have a lot of “pedal-m”!
27. What’s a bicycle’s favorite game? Chain reaction!

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Bicycle Puns

28. Why did the bicycle fall over when the rider sneezed? It lost its “balance”!
29. What did the bicycle say to the electric scooter? “You’re too “shocking” for me!”
30. Why did the bicycle keep looking at the clock during the race? It was trying to “wheel” in some extra time!
31. What do you call a bicycle with no wheels? “Unicycle”!
32. Why did the bicycle join the orchestra? It wanted to be a part of the “tour”!
33. What’s a bicycle’s favorite ice cream flavor? “Spoke-n wheel”!
34. Why was the bicycle so good at making coffee? It had a “java” holder!
35. What do you call a bicycle built by a pastry chef? A “roll” cake!
36. Why did the bicycle get a parking ticket? It was “wheel-y” bad at finding a spot!
37. What do you call a bicycle that’s always in a hurry? “Rapid” cycle!
38. Why did the bicycle start a band? Because it had great “rhythm”!
39. What’s a bicycle’s favorite romantic song? “I Want to Ride My Bicycle” by Queen!
40. Why did the bicycle refuse to play cards? It was afraid of getting a “spoke” in the eye!
41. What did the bicycle say to the car? “On your marks, get set, go!”
42. Why did the bicycle stay inside on a rainy day? It didn’t want to “wheelie” get wet!
43. What do you call a bicycle with a low self-esteem? “In-cycle”!
44. Why was the bicycle so embarrassed? It lost its “chain” of thought!
45. What do you get when you cross a bicycle with a flower? “Petal” power!
46. Why did the bicycle go to school? It wanted to get a “spoke”-cation!
47. What do you call a bicycle with a bad attitude? A “cycle”-path!
48. Why did the bicycle fall in love with the unicycle? It was a “wheel-y” good match!
49. What did the bicycle say to the potted plant? “Stop being such a “freewheeler”!
50. Why did the bicycle go to therapy? It had too many “cycle-analysts”!
51. What did the bicycle say to the motorcycle? “I’m tired of your “wheelie” bad behavior!”
52. Why was the bicycle always so confident? It had a great “frame” of mind!
53. What do you call a bicycle with a musical instrument attached? A “guitar-d bicycle”!
54. Why did the bicycle go to the comedy club? To work on its “punch lines”!

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55. What did the bicycle say when it was complimented? “You’re “sprocket” awesome!”
56. Why did the bicycle get a speeding ticket? It was “pedal” to the metal!
57. What’s a bicycle’s favorite horror movie? “The Wheels on the Bike Go Round and Round”!
58. Why did the bicycle become a teacher? It wanted to “wheel-y” educate people!
59. What do you call a bicycle that likes to play hide and seek? A “conceal-a-cycle”!
60. Why did the bicycle go to the art gallery? To see some “frame-worthy” art!
61. What did the bicycle say when it fell over? “I’m down, but I’m not “spoke”-en!”
62. Why did the bicycle bring a ladder to the race? It wanted to go for a “high” finish!
63. What do you call a bicycle that’s always up for an adventure? “Exploration bike”!
64. Why was the bicycle so good at math? It had a natural “knack” for numbers!
65. What did the bicycle say to the electric scooter? “You’re electrifying!”
66. Why did the bicycle get a job as a DJ? It knew how to “spin” records!
67. What’s a bicycle’s favorite type of dance? The “cha-cha-chain”!
68. Why did the bicycle go to the beach? It wanted to catch some “suns”!
69. What do you call a bicycle that’s always polite? “Well-mannered wheel”!
70. Why did the bicycle go to the music festival? To hear some “wheel-y” good tunes!
71. What’s a bicycle’s favorite type of pasta? “Bike-caroni”!
72. Why did the bicycle start a gardening club? It wanted to “spoke” about plants!
73. What did the bicycle say to the skateboard? “You’re “board”-ing!”
74. Why did the bicycle go to the comedy show? To “cycle” through some laughs!
75. What’s a bicycle’s favorite type of shoe? “Cycle”cleats!
76. Why did the bicycle join the gym? To “saddle” up and get fit!
77. What do you call a bicycle with wings? A “flying bike”!
78. Why did the bicycle become a motivational speaker? It had a “tire”-less spirit!
79. What’s a bicycle’s favorite outdoor activity? “Bike” riding, of course!
80. Why did the bicycle get a job as a tour guide? It knew all the “ins and outs” of the city!
81. What do you call a bicycle that’s always grumpy? “Sour-pickle cycle”!
82. Why did the bicycle go to the library? It wanted to “wheel” in some knowledge!
83. What did the bicycle say to the mountain? “You’re “peak”-y!”

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Conclusion

We hope you had a fantastic time exploring our bicycle jokes. Laughter is the best way to keep your spirits high, and we’re glad we could pedal a bit of humor your way. 

If you enjoyed these jokes, share them with your friends and family, and keep the good vibes rolling. Remember, in the world of comedy, it’s all about finding the right balance, just like riding a bicycle.

FAQs

What’s the best way to share these bicycle jokes with friends?

You can easily share these jokes with friends by copying the ones you like and sending them via text, email, or social media.

Can I use these jokes for a bike-themed event or party?

Absolutely! These jokes are great for bike-themed events, parties, or even to break the ice on group rides.

How do I come up with my bicycle jokes?

Get creative! Think about the quirks and fun aspects of cycling, play with words, and create your own bike-related jokes. Laughter is a fantastic motivator when cycling!