170+Advent Jokes: Bringing the Ho-Ho-Hilarity

Introduction:

As the holiday season approaches, it’s the perfect time to get into the festive spirit. What better way to do that than with a hearty laugh? Advent is a time of anticipation and joy, so why not add some humor to the mix?

We’ve compiled a jolly collection of Advent jokes that will have you chuckling your way through the countdown to Christmas. Whether you’re a Santa enthusiast or a Grinch in training, these jokes are sure to bring smiles to your face.

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Hilarious Advent Jokes:

1. What do you call a snowman on the first day of Advent? An Advent-chiller!
2. Why did the Advent calendar go to therapy? It couldn’t handle its daily issues.
3. How do you know Advent calendars are smart? They always have dates.
4. What’s an elf’s favorite part of the Advent calendar? The “elf”-abet chocolates!
5. Why did the gingerbread man want to be part of Advent? He wanted to get in on the “cookie-cutter” fun.
6. What’s the most popular Advent carol? “O Calendar Tree.”
7. What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear.
8. Why did the Christmas tree become an actor during Advent? It loved “deck”-ing the halls.
9. Why did the ornament get invited to the Advent party? It had good “ornament-al” value.
10. How do Advent calendars stay organized? They have “date” planners.
11. Why did the gingerbread cookie refuse to be part of Advent? It crumbled under the pressure.
12. What’s a snowman’s favorite Advent pastime? “Chillin’ and thrillin’.”
13. Why was the Advent calendar so forgetful? It kept losing its dates.
14. What’s a reindeer’s favorite Advent activity? “Sleigh” watching.
15. Why did the Advent calendar become a teacher? It was great at counting down.
16. What’s Santa’s favorite Advent game? “Santa Says.”
17. Why did the Christmas tree want to join the Advent celebration? It heard it was the “tree-mendous” event of the year.
18. Why was the Advent calendar always at the gym? It needed to work off those extra chocolates.
19. What do you call a mischievous Advent calendar? A little “naughty.”
20. Why did the Advent calendar go to the bakery? It needed a daily “roll” model.
21. What’s a snowflake’s favorite Advent song? “Let It Snow.”
22. Why did the candy cane get lost in the Advent calendar? It was “hooked” on the excitement!
23. What’s a snowman’s favorite Advent exercise? “Frost”-ics.
24. Why did the gingerbread house want to attend Advent services? It needed some “ginger-spiration.”
25. What do you call a cat who loves Advent? A “purr”-fectly festive feline.
26. Why was the Advent calendar afraid of commitment? It didn’t want to “date” just one chocolate.
27. What’s an elf’s favorite Advent drink? Hot “coco”-la!
28. Why did the Advent calendar go to the comedy club? It wanted to “crack” up every day.
29. What’s a snowman’s favorite snack during Advent? “Ice”-cream.
30. Why did the ornament refuse to take part in Advent games? It didn’t want to “ornamentally” lose.
31. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
32. What’s a snowman’s favorite Advent hobby? “Snow”-boarding!
33. Why was the Advent calendar invited to the party? Because it always “counted” as fun.
34. What’s a gingerbread cookie’s favorite Advent tradition? “Cookie exchanges.”
35. Why was the ornament such a great detective during Advent? It always knew how to “ornament-tally” solve the case.
36. What’s Santa’s favorite type of Advent clock? A “sleigh”-bell alarm clock.
37. Why did the Advent calendar bring a ladder? To get to the high “shelf” chocolates.
38. What’s a reindeer’s favorite Advent sport? “Antler”-tainment.
39. Why did the Advent calendar become a musician? It wanted to play sweet “chocolate” melodies.

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Advent Inspired Jokes:

40. What’s a snowman’s favorite book during Advent? “Frosty the Snowman” autobiography.
41. Why did the candy cane volunteer at the Advent fair? To spread “minty” cheer.
42. What’s an elf’s favorite place to shop during Advent? The “Elf-Mart.”
43. Why was the Advent calendar so calm and composed? It had a daily “peace-ful” moment.
44. What’s Santa’s favorite Advent hobby? Collecting “clause”-es.
45. Why did the Christmas tree stay up late during Advent? To watch the “star”ry nights.
46. What’s a gingerbread cookie’s favorite Advent movie? “The Crumbinator.”
47. Why did the ornament get invited to the Advent bake-off? It had a “glass”-taste in desserts.
48. What’s an Advent calendar’s favorite music genre? “Advent-garde.”
49. Why was the Advent calendar so popular at school? It always had “sweet” answers.
50. What’s a reindeer’s favorite game during Advent? “Rein-deer” toss.
51. Why did the candy cane go to the spa during Advent? It needed a “stick”-y treatment.
52. What’s an elf’s favorite Advent language? “Elfin”!
53. Why was the Advent calendar so good at giving advice? It had a daily “pearl” of wisdom.
54. What’s Santa’s favorite Advent exercise? “Santa-cise.”
55. Why did the Christmas tree become an actor during Advent? It loved “deck”-ing the halls.
56. What’s a gingerbread cookie’s favorite Advent carol? “I’m Dreaming of a White Icing.”
57. Why did the ornament start a band during Advent? It had “bell”-s of talent.
58. What’s an Advent calendar’s favorite place to travel? The “chocolate” factory.
59. Why was the Advent calendar invited to the fancy party? It was a real “date.”
60. What’s a reindeer’s favorite Advent TV show? “The Great Reindeer Bake-Off.”
61. Why did the candy cane refuse to play hide-and-seek during Advent? It couldn’t “stick” to the rules.
62. What’s an elf’s favorite Advent art form? “Elfin”-stone sculpture.
63. Why did the Advent calendar become a weather forecaster? It loved counting down the “sunny” days.
64. What’s Santa’s favorite Advent dance? The “Santa-conda.”
65. Why did the Christmas tree become a chef during Advent? It wanted to “spruce” up the meals.
66. What’s a gingerbread cookie’s favorite Advent game? “Ginger-snap.”
67. Why did the ornament apply for a job in retail during Advent? It knew how to “ornament” the store beautifully.
68. What’s an Advent calendar’s favorite dessert? “Countdown” cake.
69. Why was the Advent calendar so good at math? It had a “day”-culation.
70. What’s a reindeer’s favorite Advent snack? “Deer”-ly beloved carrots.
71. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
72. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
73. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
74. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
75. Why don’t scientists trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something.
76. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
77. Why did the Christmas tree want to learn about Advent? It wanted to branch out its knowledge.
78. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
79. What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear.
80. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
81. What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
82. Why did the Advent calendar bring a ladder? To get to the high “shelf” chocolates.
83. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
84. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
85. Why don’t scientists trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something.
86. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
87. Why did the Christmas tree want to learn about Advent? It wanted to branch out its knowledge.
88. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
89. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.
90. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room.
91. Why don’t scientists trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something.
92. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.
93. What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
94. What did one Advent candle say to the other? “You light up my life.”
95. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
96. What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
97. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
98. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
99. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
100. How do you organize a space party? You “planet”!
101. What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
102. Why did the computer catch a cold? Because it had Windows open.
103. What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra.
104. Why don’t scientists trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something.
105. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
106. Why did the candy cane refuse to play hide-and-seek during Advent? It couldn’t “stick” to the rules.
107. What did one Advent candle say to the other? “You light up my life.”
108. Why did the scarecrow become a successful therapist? Because he was outstanding in his field.

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Advent Jokes Galore:

109. How do you organize a space party? You “planet”!
110. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go!
111. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
112. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
113. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room.
114. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
115. Why don’t scientists trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something.
116. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
117. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.
118. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.
119. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
120. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be called “bagels.”
121. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
122. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
123. How do you know Advent calendars are smart? They always have dates.
124. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite.
125. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.
126. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
127. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
128. Why don’t scientists trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something.
129. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
130. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
131. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot..
132. What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear.
133. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
134. What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra.
135. What did one Advent candle say to the other? “You light up my life.”
136. What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear.
137. What do you call a cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese.
138. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.
139. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
140. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.
141. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
142. What’s a reindeer’s favorite Advent snack? “Deer”-ly beloved carrots.
143. Why did the Christmas tree become an actor during Advent? It loved “deck”-ing the halls.
144. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
145. What do you call a penguin in the desert? Lost.
146. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
147. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
148. Why was the Advent calendar embarrassed? It opened up too early, revealing its chocolatey secrets!
149. What did one Advent candle say to the other? “You light up my life.”
150. Why did the Christmas tree want to learn about Advent? It wanted to branch out its knowledge.
151. What’s a computer’s favorite snack? Microchips.
152. Why did the scarecrow become a successful therapist? Because he was outstanding in his field.
153. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
154. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they’re always up to something.
155. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
156. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
157. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
158. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
159. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
160. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
161. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
162. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
163. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
164. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
165. What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear.
166. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
167. Why don’t scientists trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something.
168. Why don’t scientists trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something.
169. Why did the Christmas tree become an actor during Advent? It loved “deck”-ing the halls.
170. What do you call a penguin in the desert? Lost.

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Conclusion:

Advent is a magical time of year, filled with anticipation and excitement as we count down the days to Christmas. Adding humor to the mix can make it even more enjoyable. These Advent jokes are here to help you light up the season with laughter and joy.

Share them with friends and family to spread the holiday cheer. Remember, a smile is a gift that keeps on giving, no matter the season.

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