85+ Hawaii Local Jokes: Spreading Laughter and Aloha Vibes

Introduction

Welcome to our collection of Hawaii local jokes, where the spirit of aloha meets laughter. Hawaii, with its stunning beaches, lush landscapes, and unique culture, is not only a paradise for tourists but also a wellspring of humor for locals. 

Join us as we share some light-hearted jokes and puns that capture the essence of this beautiful island state.

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Hawaii Humor

1. Why did the surfer bring a ladder to the beach? Because they wanted to catch some waves!
2. What do you call a Hawaiian cat? A meow-loha!
3. Why don’t Hawaii residents ever get lost? Because they always have their GPS set to “Aloha”!
4. What do you call a group of hula dancers in a hurry? Hula-rush!
5. Why was the Hawaiian strawberry sad? Because it couldn’t find its “aloha” spirit!
6. What’s a Hawaiian’s favorite type of math? Leis (lay) geometry!
7. Why did the Hawaiian musician go to the beach with their guitar? Because they wanted to catch some “tide-y” rhythms!
8. What’s the favorite game of surfers in Hawaii? “Hide and surf”!
9. Why did the Hawaiian pineapple stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice!
10. What did the Hawaiian volcano say to the earthquake? “It’s not you; it’s me. I’m just feeling a little shaky.”
11. Why was the computer cold in Hawaii? Because it left its Windows open!
12. What do you call a Hawaiian tree that’s good at math? A calculator tree!
13. Why did the Hawaiian surfer bring a ladder to the luau? Because they heard the waves were too high!
14. What do you get when you cross a Hawaiian and a cowboy? A “hang loose” wrangler!
15. Why do Hawaiian kids bring a snorkel to school? In case of a “liquid” pop quiz!
16. What did the Hawaiian pizza say to the slice of spam? “You complete me, brah!”
17. Why did the Hawaiian canoe tip over? Because it couldn’t find its balance-uh!
18. What do you call a Hawaiian flower that can play a musical instrument? A ukulily!
19. Why did the Hawaiian surfer go to the bank? To check his balance!
20. What do you call a Hawaiian ghost? A “boo”-hau!
21. Why don’t Hawaiian fish ever do well in school? Because they’re always swimming below “sea” level!
22. What’s a Hawaiian’s favorite type of pasta? Wikiwiki (quick) noodles!
23. Why was the Hawaiian pineapple always in a good mood? Because it had a sunny disposition!
24. Why did the Hawaiian scarecrow get an award? Because it was outstanding in its field of pineapples!
25. What’s a Hawaiian’s favorite place to go on vacation? “Maui” beach!
26. Why did the Hawaiian surfer bring a broom to the beach? Because they wanted to “tidy” up the waves!
27. What did the Hawaiian volcano say to the mountain? “You make me feel hot!”
28. Why did the Hawaiian shave ice blush? Because it saw the syrup dressing it up!
29. What’s a Hawaiian’s favorite board game? “Luau”tic Frisbee!

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Laugh in Hawaii

30. Why don’t Hawaiians ever get lost in the jungle? Because they always follow the “aloha” path!
31. What do you call a Hawaiian cat that can sing? A “meow”ana singer!
32. Why did the Hawaiian hula dancer bring a ladder to the show? Because they wanted to “climb” their way to the top!
33. What’s a Hawaiian’s favorite movie genre? “Lava” stories!
34. Why did the Hawaiian surfer wear two wetsuits? In case he got a “second wave”!
35. Why did the Hawaiian pineapple apply for a job? Because it wanted to be the “pine”-apple of someone’s eye!
36. What do you call a Hawaiian fish who loves to tell jokes? A “laugh-i” (Mahi-Mahi)!
37. Why did the Hawaiian beach blush? Because the sea-weed (see what we did there)!
38. What’s a Hawaiian’s favorite subject in school? Surf-ology!
39. Why did the Hawaiian canoe always bring a life jacket? Because it was “boat”-ifully cautious!
40. What do you call a Hawaiian owl? A “hoot”-nui!
41. Why did the Hawaiian palm tree bring a backpack to the beach? Because it wanted to be a little more “rooted”!
42. What’s a Hawaiian’s favorite game show? “Wheel of Luau”!
43. Why did the Hawaiian surfer bring a calendar to the beach? Because he wanted to catch the “dates”!
44. What do you call a Hawaiian musician who can’t carry a tune? A “not so ukulele-y”!
45. Why did the Hawaiian pineapple go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little “fruity”!
46. What’s a Hawaiian’s favorite way to relax? In a “hammock”-mock!
47. Why did the Hawaiian pineapple stay calm during the storm? Because it had a “core”-ageous spirit!
48. What’s a Hawaiian’s favorite season? “Aloha” (all over)!
49. Why was the Hawaiian hula dancer always in a hurry? Because she had a “hula” hoop to jump through!
50. Why do Hawaiian birds always make great comedians? Because they have a lot of “toucan” play with!
51. What do you call a Hawaiian cat with a lot of attitude? A “purr-sistently” sassy kitty!
52. Why did the Hawaiian pineapple go to therapy? Because it had too many “pine”ful memories!
53. What’s a Hawaiian’s favorite type of workout? Hula-hooping!
54. Why was the Hawaiian surfboard tired? Because it had been catching too many ZZZ-waves!
55. What do you call a Hawaiian fish who loves to dance? A “boogie-woogie-nui”!
56. Why did the Hawaiian palm tree bring sunscreen to the beach? Because it wanted to protect its “bark”!
57. What’s a Hawaiian’s favorite way to get around town? “Coconuts” (go on scooters)!
58. Why did the Hawaiian surfer bring a map to the beach? In case he wiped out and needed to “sea” where he was!

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Smiles in Hawaii

59. What do you call a Hawaiian dog that can sing? A “uke”-alele player!
60. Why did the Hawaiian volcano go to therapy? Because it had a lot of “lava” issues!
61. What’s a Hawaiian’s favorite type of cookie? “Macadamia-nut-aloha” cookies!
62. Why did the Hawaiian pineapple get a job at the comedy club? Because it had a “zest” for humor!
63. What do you call a Hawaiian tree with a sense of humor? A “palm” tree!
64. Why did the Hawaiian surfer bring a book to the beach? Because he wanted to catch up on some “tide”-reading!
65. What’s a Hawaiian’s favorite social media platform? “Aloha”gram!
66. Why did the Hawaiian pineapple break up with the coconut? Because it was tired of all the “nutty” behavior!
67. What do you call a Hawaiian cow? A “moo-nui”!
68. Why did the Hawaiian hula dancer bring a backpack to the performance? Because she wanted to “hula-hold” her props!
69. What’s a Hawaiian’s favorite game at the luau? Limbo-licious!
70. Why did the Hawaiian surfer bring a flashlight to the beach? In case he wanted to catch some “night”-time waves!
71. What do you call a Hawaiian plant with a great sense of humor? A “fern”-ny plant!
72. Why did the Hawaiian pineapple go to the spa? Because it needed a “pine”-apple scrub!
73. What’s a Hawaiian’s favorite way to celebrate their birthday? With a “lei”-party!
74. Why was the Hawaiian beach always so confident? Because it had “shore” self-esteem!
75. What do you call a Hawaiian snail with a need for speed? A “zoom”-ui!
76. Why did the Hawaiian hula dancer bring a map to the show? Because she wanted to make sure she had the right “directions”!
77. What’s a Hawaiian’s favorite way to make a decision? By flipping a “lei”-coin!
78. Why did the Hawaiian pineapple start a band? Because it wanted to be a “fruit”-ful musician!
79. What do you call a Hawaiian dog that loves to surf? A “wave”-er retriever!
80. Why did the Hawaiian surfer bring a camera to the beach? Because he wanted to “capture” the moment!
81. Why did the Hawaiian palm tree bring sunglasses to the beach? Because it didn’t want to get caught “palm”-facing!
82. What do you call a Hawaiian sea turtle that tells jokes? A “shell”-arious comedian!
83. Why did the Hawaiian pineapple refuse to play cards with the coconuts? Because they were always “cracking” under pressure!
84. What’s a Hawaiian’s favorite kind of dance? The “hula-luau”!
85. Why did the Hawaiian surfer bring a kite to the beach? To catch some “high”-tide waves!
86. What do you call a Hawaiian shark that’s good at math? A “fin-ancial” genius!
87. Why did the Hawaiian volcano get a job as a chef? Because it loved to “spice” things up!
88. What’s a Hawaiian’s favorite place to go shopping? The “Aloha” (all over) mall!

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Conclusion

We hope these Hawaii local jokes have brightened your day and brought a bit of the island’s sunshine into your life. Whether you’re a resident, a frequent visitor, or just an admirer of Hawaii’s natural beauty and vibrant culture, laughter is a universal language that unites us all. 

Keep sharing the aloha spirit and the joy of laughter wherever you go!

FAQs

Are these jokes suitable for all audiences?

Yes, these jokes are intended to be family-friendly and suitable for all audiences. We’ve tried to keep them light-hearted and in good taste.

Do I need to be from Hawaii to enjoy these jokes?

Not at all! While these jokes are inspired by Hawaii, anyone can appreciate and enjoy them. They offer a glimpse into the unique culture and beauty of the Aloha State.

Can I share these jokes with friends and family?

Absolutely! Feel free to share these jokes with your loved ones to spread some laughter and aloha vibes. Laughter is a universal language that knows no boundaries.