Rolling with Laughs: 107+ Auburn Jokes to Brighten Your Day

Introduction

Auburn University, nestled in the heart of Alabama, is not just a place of academic excellence but also a source of countless laughs and amusing anecdotes. 

In this article, we’ve gathered a collection of uproarious Auburn jokes that are sure to tickle the funny bone of any Auburn fan or anyone with a good sense of humor. Whether you’re a proud Auburn Tiger or simply in need of a good laugh, these jokes are bound to bring a smile to your face.

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Auburn Jokes

1. Why did the Auburn student bring a ladder to the football game? To see the championship banner hanging in the clouds!
2. What do you call an Auburn graduate? Boss!
3. Why don’t Auburn fans ever get lost? Because they always follow the “War Eagle” signs!
4. What’s an Auburn student’s favorite subject? History – because they love reliving those championship moments!
5. Why did the Auburn football team go to the bank? To get their quarterback!
6. What do you call an Auburn student with a car? A pedestrian!
7. Why did the Auburn fan bring a pencil to the game? To draw up some plays for the coach!
8. What’s an Auburn student’s favorite game show? “Wheel of Alabama.”
9. Why did the Auburn student become a chef? Because they wanted to learn how to “roll” the tide!
10. What do you call an Auburn student who can play the guitar? A genius!
11. Why did the Auburn student become a gardener? To grow their own field goal posts!
12. What’s an Auburn student’s favorite song? “Sweet Home Auburn.”
13. Why don’t Auburn fans ever become astronauts? Because they’d miss their Tigers too much!
14. What’s an Auburn student’s favorite winter sport? Ice “skating” – it’s the closest they get to “skating” on a frozen pond!
15. Why did the Auburn student bring a broom to class? To “sweep” up the knowledge!
16. What’s an Auburn student’s favorite type of coffee? “Auburn Roast.”
17. Why don’t Auburn students ever play hide and seek? Because they always want to be found – they’re proud Tigers!
18. What did the Auburn fan say after a big win? “It’s great to be an Auburn Tiger!”
19. Why did the Auburn student become a baker? To “knead” the dough for the championship celebration!
20. What’s an Auburn student’s favorite type of fruit? “Jordan” almonds!
21. Why don’t Auburn fans ever become referees? Because they can’t bear to wear those striped shirts!
22. What do you call an Auburn student with a master’s degree? Still unemployed!
23. Why did the Auburn fan bring a map to the game? In case they got “War Eagle” GPS coordinates!
24. What’s an Auburn student’s favorite type of dance? The “Tiger Twirl.”
25. Why did the Auburn student start a YouTube channel? To show off their “War Eagle” spirit to the world!
26. What’s an Auburn student’s favorite type of art? “Tiger Stripes.”
27. Why don’t Auburn students ever become dentists? Because they’re afraid of “drilling” through the Georgia Bulldogs!
28. What’s an Auburn student’s favorite car? Anything with orange and blue stripes!
29. Why did the Auburn student become a DJ? To keep the “War Eagle” chants going all night!
30. What’s an Auburn student’s favorite mode of transportation? The “Tiger Transit” – it’s the easiest way to get around campus!
31. Why did the Auburn student bring a ladder to the library? To reach the “top shelf” of knowledge!
32. What’s an Auburn student’s favorite type of movie? “Action-packed Auburn Adventures.”
33. Why don’t Auburn students ever become weather forecasters? Because they only predict “War Eagle” weather!
34. What’s an Auburn student’s favorite type of sandwich? A “Tiger Sub” with extra spirit!
35. Why did the Auburn student bring a fishing rod to class? To “reel in” some knowledge!
36. What’s an Auburn student’s favorite holiday? National Championship Day!
37. Why don’t Auburn students ever become tour guides? Because they’d spend too much time talking about the football stadium!
38. What’s an Auburn student’s favorite type of candy? “Tiger Taffy” – it’s the sweetest!
39. Why did the Auburn student bring a map to the mall? In case they got lost in the “Auburn Outfitters” store!
40. What’s an Auburn student’s favorite type of joke? Anything that ends with “War Eagle!”

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Humorous Auburn Jokes

41. Why did the Auburn student bring a broom to the beach? To “sweep” the sand for hidden footballs!
42. What’s an Auburn student’s favorite type of pizza? “War Eagle” supreme with extra toppings!
43. Why don’t Auburn students ever become marathon runners? Because they can’t run out of the stadium fast enough after a win!
44. What’s an Auburn student’s favorite type of dog? The “Tiger Terrier.”
45. Why did the Auburn student start a blog? To share their love for Auburn football, one post at a time!
46. What’s an Auburn student’s favorite type of cereal? “Champion Cheerios.”
47. Why don’t Auburn students ever become librarians? Because they can’t stop yelling “War Eagle!” in the quiet library!
48. What’s an Auburn student’s favorite type of tree? The “Toomer’s Corner” oak.
49. Why did the Auburn student bring a football to the graduation ceremony? To practice their touchdown dance on stage!
50. What’s an Auburn student’s favorite game to play at parties? “Pin the Tail on the Bulldog.”
51. Why did the Auburn student bring a backpack to the game? To carry home all the touchdown balls!
52. What do Auburn fans do when they see a touchdown? Cheer and yell, “War Eagle!” even louder!
53. Why don’t Auburn students ever become beekeepers? Because they’re afraid of getting “stung” by the Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets!
54. What’s an Auburn student’s favorite board game? “Tigeropoly.”
55. Why did the Auburn student bring a camera to class? To capture all the memorable moments – and there are plenty at Auburn!
56. What’s an Auburn student’s favorite type of cereal? “Captain Crunch and Crimson Tide.”
57. Why don’t Auburn fans ever become referees for other sports? Because they can’t resist shouting “holding” during every game!
58. What’s an Auburn student’s favorite type of dog? The “War Basset Hound.”
59. Why did the Auburn student bring a telescope to the astronomy lecture? To search for more Auburn stars!
60. What’s an Auburn student’s favorite vegetable? “Jor-dill” pickles.
61. Why did the Auburn student become a stand-up comedian? To keep the audience “rolling” like Toomer’s Corner!
62. What’s an Auburn student’s favorite place to travel to? The “SEC-tion” of championship wins!
63. Why don’t Auburn students ever become archaeologists? Because they can’t stop digging up old football games!
64. What’s an Auburn student’s favorite superhero? “Iron Bowl Man.”
65. Why did the Auburn student bring a dictionary to the tailgate? To look up the definition of “victory.”
66. What’s an Auburn student’s favorite game to play at the park? “Tag: You’re an Auburn Tiger!”
67. Why don’t Auburn fans ever become chefs? Because they can’t stop adding “War Eagle” seasoning to everything!
68. What’s an Auburn student’s favorite ice cream flavor? “Rocky Toomer Road.”
69. Why did the Auburn student become an artist? To paint more pictures of Aubie, the Auburn mascot!
70. What’s an Auburn student’s favorite type of car? One that comes with an Auburn Tigers license plate!
71. Why did the Auburn student bring a suitcase to class? Because they were planning a weekend getaway to an Auburn football game!
72. What’s an Auburn student’s favorite type of candy? “Jor-licious” taffy.
73. Why don’t Auburn students ever become lifeguards? Because they’d be too busy shouting “War Eagle” instead of “help”!
74. What’s an Auburn student’s favorite type of book? “The Great Auburn Gatsby.”
75. Why did the Auburn student become a poet? To write odes to their beloved Auburn Tigers!
76. What’s an Auburn student’s favorite winter activity? “Snow War Eagle” fights!
77. Why don’t Auburn fans ever become librarians? Because they can’t keep quiet during “War Eagle” victories!
78. What’s an Auburn student’s favorite type of coffee? “Auburn Brew.”
79. Why did the Auburn student bring a ladder to the Auburn Oaks? To get a closer look at the iconic tradition!
80. What’s an Auburn student’s favorite movie genre? “Auburn-imated Films.”

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Auburn One-Liners

81. Why don’t Auburn students ever become tour guides for other universities? Because they can’t help but promote Auburn!
82. What’s an Auburn student’s favorite type of pie? “Apple-achian Tiger.”
83. Why did the Auburn student become a pilot? To take the Tigers to even greater heights!
84. What’s an Auburn student’s favorite type of sandwich? A “Roaring” Roast Beef!
85. Why don’t Auburn students ever become zookeepers? Because they’d spend all their time cheering for the “War Eag-les”!
86. What’s an Auburn student’s favorite type of music? Anything with “Tiger Beats.”
87. Why did the Auburn student bring a backpack to the beach? To carry all the seashells they collected for good luck!
88. What’s an Auburn student’s favorite time of day? “Kick-off” time!
89. Why don’t Auburn students ever become firemen? Because they’d be too busy extinguishing “Bulldog fires” on the field!
90. What’s an Auburn student’s favorite type of soup? “Tiger Tomato.”
91. Why did the Auburn student bring a camera to Toomer’s Corner? To capture the joy of rolling the oaks!
92. What’s an Auburn student’s favorite type of seafood? “War Shrimp.”
93. Why don’t Auburn students ever become lifeguards at the pool? Because they’d be too busy shouting “War Eagle” poolside!
94. What’s an Auburn student’s favorite type of cookie? “Jor-doughnut” cookies.
95. Why did the Auburn student become a stand-up comedian? To keep the audience “rolling” like Toomer’s Corner!
96. What’s an Auburn student’s favorite board game for game night? “Auburn-opoly.”
97. Why did the Auburn student bring a football to the library? To study the playbook and “tackle” their exams!
98. What’s an Auburn student’s favorite type of cheese? “War Brie-gal.”
99. Why did the Auburn student become a gardener? To grow their own “War Eagle” garden!
100. What’s an Auburn student’s favorite type of bagel? “Jordan Bagel.”
101. Why did the Auburn student bring a surfboard to the game? In case they caught some “War Eagle” waves of excitement!
102. What’s an Auburn student’s favorite type of bread? “Auburn Rye.”
103. Why did the Auburn student start a YouTube channel? To share their “War Eagle” adventures with the world!
104. What’s an Auburn student’s favorite type of cake? “Champion Chocolate.”
105. Why did the Auburn student bring a fishing rod to the classroom? To “reel in” some knowledge!
106. What’s an Auburn student’s favorite type of nut? “Pecan-auburn.”
107. Why did the Auburn student become a comedian? To make everyone laugh as much as they love yelling “War Eagle”!
108. What’s an Auburn student’s favorite type of cereal? “Tiger-Os.”
109. Why did the Auburn student bring a backpack to the amusement park? To hold all their souvenirs – most of them Auburn-themed, of course!
110. What’s an Auburn student’s favorite type of salad dressing? “Orange and Blue Cheese.”

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Conclusion

Auburn University is not only a place of academic achievement but also a vibrant community filled with humor and pride. 

These jokes capture the spirit of Auburn and its passionate fan base, proving that laughter is indeed one of the best ways to celebrate the Auburn spirit.

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