42+ Ortho Jokes: A Collection of Hilarious Dental Humor

Introduction

Orthodontics can be a serious business, but that doesn’t mean we can’t find humor in the world of braces, teeth, and dental care. 

Join us on a lighthearted journey through the realm of ortho jokes, where laughter and healthy smiles go hand in hand.

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Ortho Comedy Club

1. Why did the orthodontist get a promotion? Because they always knew how to straighten things out!
2. What do orthodontists give out on Halloween? Bracelets and candy-coated rubber bands!
3. Why did the teenager bring a ladder to the orthodontist’s office? They heard they were going to get high on braces!
4. What’s an orthodontist’s favorite kind of music? Heavy metal!
5. How did the orthodontist propose? With a ring that had a perfect bite!
6. What’s an orthodontist’s favorite game? Connect the braces!
7. Why did the orthodontist make a great detective? They always kept a close eye on crooked teeth!
8. How did the orthodontist become a millionaire? By turning frowns into crowns!
9. What did the orthodontist say to the tooth who wouldn’t cooperate? “You’re really starting to grind my gears!”
10. Why did the tooth refuse to talk to the braces? It didn’t want to get caught up in any gossip!
11. What did one tooth say to the other tooth at the orthodontist’s office? “I’ll see you on the flip side!”
12. Why did the orthodontist open a bakery? Because they loved creating perfect smiles and perfect pies!
13. What do you call an orthodontist’s favorite tree? A brace-let oak!
14. Why did the toothbrush go to therapy? It had too many bristle problems to brush off!
15. Why did the orthodontist take up gardening? They wanted to learn about proper alignment in all aspects of life!

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Ortho Chuckles

16. What’s an orthodontist’s favorite board game? Operation: Wisdom Tooth Edition!
17. Why did the orthodontist go to the beach? To work on their surf-aces!
18. What did the orthodontist say to the computer? “I think you need byte alignment!”
19. Why did the math book visit the orthodontist? Because it needed some help with its angles!
20. What’s an orthodontist’s favorite superhero? Brace-man!
21. Why did the orthodontist become a gardener? Because they wanted to know all about root canals!
22. What did one brace say to the other brace at the orthodontist’s office? “We make a great team; we always stay in line!”
23. Why was the toothbrush always in trouble? Because it had a rebellious streak!
24. Why did the orthodontist become a magician? They knew all the tricks to making things disappear!
25. What do you call an orthodontist’s favorite movie? “The Tooth Fairy”!
26. Why did the orthodontist get a job at the bank? Because they were great at keeping things straight!
27. What’s an orthodontist’s favorite instrument? The “tooth”pick guitar!
28. Why did the tooth go to school? To get a little “edjewelcation” on proper alignment!
29. What’s an orthodontist’s favorite type of car? One with good “tooth”-traction!
30. Why did the tomato go to the orthodontist? Because it needed a little “ketchup” on its alignment!

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Ortho Puns

31. Why did the math book thank the orthodontist? Because they helped it with its “braces” and equations!
32. What do you call a crooked tooth that just won the lottery? Lucky “mis”-alignment!
33. Why did the computer go to the orthodontist? Because it had a bad byte!
34. What do you call a dentist who fixes teeth underwater? An “ortho”-dontist!
35. Why did the smartphone go to the orthodontist? It had a problem with its Bluetooth!
36. What did the orthodontist say to the unhappy patient? “Let’s put a smile on that interface!”
37. Why did the protractor visit the orthodontist? To get its angles adjusted!
38. What did one tooth say to the other tooth at the party? “Let’s align and have a byte to eat!”
39. Why did the math book attend the orthodontist’s seminar? To improve its “root” understanding!
40. What’s an orthodontist’s favorite place to vacation? The Great Barrier “Teeth” Reef!
41. Why did the computer apply for orthodontic treatment? Because it had a case of the “byte” that needed fixing!
42. What did one tooth say to the other tooth on Valentine’s Day? “You make my heart go ‘smile’!”
43. Why did the orthodontist take up archery? Because they wanted to understand proper alignment from every angle!
44. What do you call a misaligned vampire? A “fang”tastic ortho-patient!
45. Why did the dentist always have a backup career as an orthodontist? In case things got a little “tooth” complex!

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Yellow Teeth Jokes

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Conclusion

We hope these ortho jokes have brought a smile to your face and brightened your day. Remember, a good laugh is just as important as good oral hygiene. 

Keep sharing the laughter and keep those teeth straight and healthy!

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